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sure any preference today is wrong. we got eight characters alphanumeric some bands characters but hit me with your best shot fire away blue, baby okay, we haven't done this in a long time hmm strange choice, but i'm in it might be awful, but let's see three w a two okay, m. yep. yeah, diablo. i don't get you see the blue. i get it shoot the poop. oh
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if you're getting super dry, you gotta evaluate your positionals about where you're going. i've had some dry ass roast beef in my life. should not crumble. should be moist. i 100% agree with you. i wouldn't disagree with this at all. it should make that shitty waxy paper shit just like kind of damp. yeah, i'm definitely gonna need that paper though. i took another damage! anyhow, why do you shoot your poop but ignore all the natural poop?
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yeah, what's up with that? gotta draw the line somewhere. it's an inconsistency in your gameplay. that's no, it's 100% consistent. i always shoot only my poop. i'm glad somebody pointed that out actually, otherwise you never would have noticed. card? don't worry guys, i got a speed upgrade. i wouldn't mind that actually, speed upgrades are pretty good. oh! i walked on the freaking spikes and died when i left the boss room! what? this seed is hot garbage. you're dead? is this trainwreck? this does feel like trainwreck. i'm dead, yeah.
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i died by walking on spikes so i don't even want to give the game the credit for having killed me. it's me in what floor so i know when i'm in new ground. it was the caves one. alright that's where i am right now. when you get a good item you'll know that you're past where we were. d10. that's for not taking the deal? i almost guarantee you the deal would have killed me so. d10 is not much better than poop. that's bad if your item is like roughly equivalent to poop.
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a little caramelized around the edges. yeah, the maillard reaction has already taken place. oh no, not the maillard. it seals in the flavor. luck down! i've had pain in that poop pills all the time. brown on the outside. also brown on the inside as well, because it's poop. we still think poop's cool? we certainly talk about it plenty.
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come on, you turd. what is your problem? i'm calling things turds because they're poop. so violent on a regular and irregular basis. i don't like foul movements. this runs pretty good. i just took capricorn over vr headset. is that a good thing? i mean it might be a good thing but it's like bad for your psyche because vr headsets real fun. oh. vr headset might be better. i'm not sure though. capricorn's real good though.
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oh, maybe. that was just like pee. smell if you take a big poop one time. yeah, i imagine so. i mean that is probably the primary sense associated with it. poop? yeah. yeah. i've smelled poop before. who hasn't, man? folks without noses. whoa! or folks that can't smell with their nose. that's two. yeah, there's two of those people in the world.
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oh man, but you can brim snap it again. yeah, you can now you can brim snap, but every time you brim snap it gets weaker forever forever i'm getting more into the northernlions a genius and fuck your mother meta. i think that's a pretty good move that one's pretty good too. oh, no stop you stupid headset. it's like we're still in october right now exactly. i don't get to take the poop drink it. oh
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i'm thinking i might try it out for myself. i will have to run that by kate though, but i'm optimistic. we're looking for a fetus. one penny. pick me up poop. no penny. damn it. this is like our last chance to have any chance. i'm not very optimistic. oh, everyone cool that kate's in chat? this is like a busted sewing machine or something like that. curse of the tower. i don't know what that means. that scares me a little bit.
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i don't know if we're doing this as it was intended guys, but uh, we're only using the tools that we were given. fucking data miners. what the fuck is this? i'm an item miner is what i am. i have like a kind of blue piece of paper with a big ol' like hole in it and it made a lot of shit explode for some reason. okay. is that a oh it's yeah. it's one of the caps. i think it makes poop explode and stuff when you like it
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thanks tyrone. yeah, you know what tyrone? thank you. what do you mean i fucked it? this is not fucking it. i'm in a great position. we also say ruined now. yeah, we don't say fuck. we don't say fuck. we say ruined and then vac. there's five cents from a poop. happy day, kaluaclay. best damage i've ever taken. okay. come to me, polyphemus. polysephemus. whatever your fucking name is. it's not even a good boss.
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okay. i can tap shot and make a zillion little tiny circles. this is neat. you got the dunce? i have the dunce or the tumor, i'm not sure. oh yeah? and i've got isaac's heart so i can just play this demon judgment here forever i guess. until he pays out at least. all hail the ads, lord capitalism. what? i'm just gonna die from my poop on the first floor. what the heck?
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from a poop in the original basement room. that's op op. chad, do you want me to do 100 more? or are you happy with this weird ass circle run that i've got going now? people begged me not to reroll that one. and i looked him in the face and i said no. he did it anyway. you can't control me. i'm batman. this one's like still pretty good. circle run's fucking strong though. like i'll just reroll it though cause it's like... why not right?
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find myself, often times, you know, you re roll like a mushroom into poop. and you're like, this isn't good at all. big improvement. yeah, that's substantially worse. man, i am taking some damage i should not be taking. send that garbage off to the landfill. that's what i would do. yeah! put it in the trunk and then send it down. are you wining a cup for 11 months in a row? thanks for sticking around.
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yeah, d4 shows up eventually anyway. i kind of had to force it though, so. force kin. hmm. i'll give it one more coin in case it changes again. oh, it did and it turned into a sack dagger. the world is saved. that's pretty good. petrified poop store credit. and now why are you streaming in 270p? yo, that's your internet dog. as of the last week or so, we've been streaming in 1080, baby. and it's been working.
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i stored them a how'd you store it? you have to press the the select button. i think i assign store to be start okay. oh, so good luck with that. i will do that after i die here, but i probably won't cuz i'll probably win yeah, i've actually never lost to this game meat stored what i don't want to store it he's storing your belly and then later you disperse it as poop and so science bitch
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i'm at half a heart. nah, you guys are... you'll get it. how do i get keys? there's no way to get keys on this floor. i'm more interested in how you spent the keys. i use bombs or key and then don't have to use. oh, okay. yeah, that makes a lot of sense. it's not... yeah, i mean i didn't want this to happen, but it's what happened. you guys notice the poop has been buffed a little bit? what... how does poop work?
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when you poop, well you could like shoot it to try to get a penny, but now it also pushes enemies away slightly so it's like the poop and butter being rolled into one. oh, red jack attack up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown, thank you for watching the subscription! nl, watching you made my girlfriend buy isaac, now she's better than me. frowny face. yo dawg, what's the frowny face for?
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yeah, yeah, put some soy milk in it and you know, if you're lactose intolerant, no problem then, right? yeah, apparently. i'm getting a lot of keys this run. that's a great thing to experience. it is a great thing. ah, the reverse the room thing. oh shit, i went back in time. i don't know. it's a glowing hourglass. yeah. it's a key. i don't know. if i keep using it, can i eventually get poop from the thing?
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because they were arguing for a bit before she pulled out the sword. right, it was a stage, it was like a pantomime. freddie mercury was looking at the stage like, she's lying. it's like that weird lone piece of poop that hangs out.
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lone piece of poop that hangs out. yeah, it's like you you hate it and like sometimes there's like enemies in the room they're get like days to confuse like that movie a black poop yeah, but then like sometimes it's in like a room of its all by itself and it's just like that movie with rosie o'donnell and geena davis alone in poop dark alone in the dark as christian slater and tara reid. that's a different movie i was thinking of a league of their own christian slater from saved by the bell
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dracula fetus you get an invite you look good in way. i like the revolving cast of whoever's around i'm just sending him out man. i think people don't realize like how he gets how higher duck game skills are now. we're doing like we're on high. we are i wish man it's not me. i like a piece of poop above your head. now. are you nick has a piece of poop above his head? i should invite a klyfish. they'd probably like to play with us. he's playing fish. oh
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creative! he's very outside the box. that's awesome. i don't know if we're ever gonna score. i think this game might just go forever. oh my god, i rolled over the top of it. i stopped my own momentum. sex toy story? i think we've all thought of that one. i think we've all thought of that one. yeah. this is the one for pocahontas. you ready? poop, conk, on, ass. that's like a little too far.
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mr.. isaac isaac man all right first room gb bug i am prepared for this. i got you to poop in my first room. oh, oh i said then oh i was that world's i reroll that and i got the d 100 i got a crowd
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looking good boys. sticky ludo is not amazing. you can't even like tear fuck them like it just yeah their face if there's more than one enemy, you're just like alright. i'll wait for this to explode i guess you need to go to the second secret room before you teleport alright, do i need to beat the boss before i teleport to? alright same items. well, that was a win. do you know that toxic bombs heal poop enemies? i did not know not know that. oh, yeah. oh
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you're gonna like the way you poop. i guarantee it. i just got an ad for benefibers, so... well, there you go. i'm gonna release the kraken real quick. i'll be right back. thank you for the three months, ashvogel! appreciate that, resub. if it's number two, i wonder what you call it then. it's like cthulhu? oh, you're dropping bombs. butt bombs. mm hmm. that makes sense. alright, that's acceptable.
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and i killed myself on my own and shriek once just to test the challenge out to show people what it did. so that doesn't count. my actual attempt, i did it first try. well you're probably the best dude out there to do them, so i would say if anybody should do it, it should probably be you. i'm definitely struggling a bit on some. the guardian challenge i had to do like four times because you could instantly get your guy killed from a spike or a poop. if he stepped on a spike it took four hearts of damage from you.
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i mean it didn't seem like much of a stretch for them to do something like that so, well. you can never really predict freaking tyrone and edmund, right? i feel like there's a couple of items that fuck onan streak up as well. like it really seemed like continuum was fucking me up. oh yeah, that'll mess with you for sure. maybe it was like spectral tears as well. cause i would like shoot the poop, and it would just go through the poop and then, you know, fall to the ground and hurt me. and i'm like, oh okay. sweet.
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i know, but like they don't do nearly as many shows as the canadian ones so they're just like taking the day off to work with all these damn companies. yeah, that's stupid. they should just invest more and not help any of them. like youtube now works. dragon's den does literally air about... they probably film like eight or nine episodes an hour for television. right, and they should. it's no shock. oh god, i'm gonna die. don't do it, man. i'm at a half heart! you can't live long enough to make the d12 worthwhile so you can reroll a kid's frog into some red poop. this floor sucks!
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thank you very much. i mean, life is a little bit like sisyphus but with poop, right? you're always pushing the poop back down into the toilet instead of up the hill. i wish i could find less comparisons to sisyphus in my life. right? it's just... it's like sisyphus. you know, eating is like sisyphus. you just do it multiple times. see, having sex is just like being sisyphus. it's just like being sisyphus. you just gotta push a big ol' boulder up a hill until it's over with. you just have to do it all over again.
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yeah, right? it's a little tough. i got up to the brownie thing where he's like shooting poop everywhere and i hit myself with bombs too many times. what? uhh... oh well. alright, so... you know what? i always... alright. alright. the compass rose. the red compass rose. it's 15 cents. i think that might be like... chaos? no. it was. yeah, okay. so now... so that's like all item pools are mixed. yeah. yeah, that's right. and then i also got a battery. cause it stores energy.
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but you don't want to give them too much credit. right? yeah, it's kind of glorifying it right so there's this thing it looks like a scalpel. what's that? that's the portal gun excuse me. you can teleport with it okay, like if you go in a curse room and you put a portal outside you can teleport back outside of it without taking damage is it a spacebar item? yes, i don't want it. and what about like the the poop? yeah, what about it? is that it says is that a spacebar item? i don't want any spacebar items. hey chat. what happened to my damage?
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i got like bob's bombs and then like poop bombs and then fucking poop bomb gumbo bomb gumbo yeah bomb gumbo power pill that's a good one i don't need it right now though lets you pack your man i really hope i get a five room on this that's fucking cool as fuck that would be a great daily one of these days all five rooms just every floor is a five room and when do you bow out
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i miss when we used to play cards against humanity. that game's funny as fuck. i like that game. i got soured on cards against humanity. just the one card. game cheat. yeah, you can put poop everywhere. we were at this board game cafe. oh, please go in! please go in! oh, nice!
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yo, this is not right. what happened? don't, don't, don't live. is this, is this key? is that dad's key that you're talking about? is that why you talked about it? i took the devil's deal too. you don't want to live to fight this boss. just end your run right now. fuck! i think he did. oh wait, what's this? scapular. i've been blessed. is that a good one? yeah, it's pretty solid man. like, what kind of solid? like poop solid or like pretty good solid? i mean, it's pretty good.
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no, no, no, no! you got me guys. don't do it. oh, you're lucky. i missed out on the black whopper that turns your poop green. did you hear about that? no. you really didn't hear about that? like for halloween, bk was all like try out this whopper, it's black and it'll make your poop turn green. did they say that last part? well they didn't say that last part but the internet did.
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