Quotes about “Pomelo”
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5691.260
a tangelo is a tangerine mixed with a pomelo. thank you. what's a pomelo? oh, so it isn't a tangerine at all! it is a tangelo! a pomelo is like a little another little baby orange. it's a type of soap that you use to get shit off your hands, i thought. oh fuck, i this this goes way level oh, this goes so deep, dude. pomelo is actually, um, borat's perspective wife.
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5714.740
the f*** is a tangelo? pomello! tangelo is a citrus fruit hybrid of tangerine and pomelo, or grapefruit. oh, pomelos are grapefruits. is pomelo a grapefruit? is that like no, it's not! there's a picture of it right i can go grab the tangelo. no, you got a tangelo. i've got a tangelo. i've got a tangelo. right. the tangelo should be small.
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someone tweeted us. they just had a pomelo at the ready and cut it open while they were watching the show. i think my... my... my x split died. i don't know. what kind of died? like, it just froze. shut off. well, like, actually everything on my computer kind of died.
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let's control a delete this bitch up there. yes, it's no it's that's what happened to me and sonic everything's like shut down except it fixed when i closed sonic hello hello hey, ran. oh hey bear. how you doing? good good good. that's good to hear what's up? what's a tango? it's a mixture of a tangerine and a pomelo also known as a grapefruit. oh
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melo yeah a pomelo is just a grapefruit for people who make less than $55,000 american a year is it a reason old grapefruit? no, i think it's actually just uh it's what you call a grapefruit if you've ever been to europe. oh exactly it's exactly like a capsicum similar in appearance to a large grapefruit native to south and southeast asia told you oh
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and the pomelo is a pomeranian mixed with carmelo anthony of the new york knicks see bear gets it i already hate this first thing. i don't know what to say. this is like the first round warm ups, right? yeah fury for the first time on my side. mmm thought this would be a game that i didn't have to concentrate very hard i
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no, you can do all five. you can do every denomination up to 250. i think it means like, can you do one emote five times or can you do a whole bunch of those emotes five times? when you cough up blood you should be concerned. when you cough up memes you should be terrified or pomelo.
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7756.040
did they not spell pomelo right? that's too many l's for pomelo. i don't know how to spell pomelo. it's a mixture of pomeranian and jello, which we don't condone on the show. fuck, how do i play this game? if i fail the answer, then you vote on the one that you think, uh... no, fury is really weird. pomelo has won. okay.
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7778.820
i put on cave story music in the background. oh, dude, which one? the soundtrack? it's a great soundtrack. i don't think i can even buy pomelo.
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9416.700
of course it's you, you're the one who would do the youtube reference. a citrus fruit hybrid of tangerine and pomelo or grapefruit. night, man. there you go. thanks, bear. thanks, bear. that was bothering me. i didn't know. thanks, bear. thanks, bear. thanks, josh. it should say henlo squid, you inky squid. oh, yeah. that was the one. oh, that hurts. that physically hurts. you still won, though. you can't go back.
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oh, i think it's a pomelo. that's a satsuma you moron who is confusing a pomelo and a satsuma? they're both either of those things. insanely different. they're not insanely different. they're both a pomelo is like an enormous citrus. they're both spheres. my life, pomelo. pomelo like is the most cursed looking citrus when you eat it. you know what? die.
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447.78
like a jesse pinkman esque, like bitch open parentheses as an ally. is that really a pomelo? i got, i'm, you know what's crazy is they're literally releasing like new fruits every day. when i was a kid, mangoes did not exist, in north america at least. i still recall the first time i ever saw someone eat a mango, i was probably aware of the concept of mangoes, but the first time i saw someone eat a mango,
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912.02
put a strawberry here. you don't roll over. don't roll over. you become a pomelo. oh, you had to go in a different way. wait, maybe this is actually optimal. just relax a little bit though. maybe stop popping up so much. an orange needs to touch the apple. any chance the grape could possibly squeeze down there, allow us to make an easy pomelo? the answer appears to be yes.
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978.86
how about, dude if you could just thread the fucking needle here this would go insane. it would go crazy. oh man, okay okay. next time, next time. this is fine. oh we really need, oh you know what we need to get to the pomelo. i know we have a pomelo, we need to get to another pomelo this way. i understand, i understand. this is a pomelo right here. i'm upset. go right here. it's gonna work man, you just need to give it a minute.
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1095.98
we can't play some pomelo to turn it into an apple. so we got a problem. any chance you roll? i had a feeling i was stuck there. that's okay. i'm saying this with no disrespect. how is this taking over twitch and youtube? it's a puzzle game where the runs are like 35 minutes long. like what's happening? our industry is so washed, man. it's cute. i mean there's...
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1906.90
you made a pomelo, i love that for you. but the rambutans, the mangosteens, all that stuff, i try it once and i go, that's interesting, i will never purchase it again. and then i just go with apples, bananas, oranges, mangoes, pears. when did the mango come out? because that was like one of the most, maybe the most recent significant patch to fruit that has happened in my lifetime.
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or a picture on the twitch database i know it's like even in the best game ever made a pomelo anything of that sort would work it has a 60 on metacritic. it's a 3.3 out of 10 users for that's what borat calls pamela anderson what is that? isn't it like it's like a grapefruit combined with a
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pamela, i think he's actually an nba basketball star. that's carmelo. am i having a stroke? is this a real fruit? the pomelo, also known as citrus maxima, is the largest citrus fruit from the rudessia family. i don't think i've ever heard anyone talk about that fruit before. citrus maxima. i've made it to this late stage. are you not entertained? this late stage of my life and never heard of that fruit.
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we had a playdate with like our daughter's school friend... fucking... two months ago. which feels recent because the passage of time is all fucked up. and they had a plate and on the plate was the most beautiful raw red snapper sashimi i've ever seen in my entire life. and i went, what is this? even though i knew it was red snapper sashimi. and they went, that is a pomelo.
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it was fucking like it's a grapefruit that's mostly orange and the individual little citrus nodules are like all articulated. i ate it and i was like this is the one of the best fruits i've ever had in my entire life. and i thought maybe they got it at a special fruit store where they only sell fruit that tastes incredible. then two days ago my wife came home and she was like check it out i got a pomelo and then she cut it up
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which took her a long time but i was not in the house when that happened so i didn't really have to tank any of that. when i got home the pomelo was like nice and segmented and i ate it and i was like this is just as good as the first time man.
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the whole world except for like thailand i think is snoozing on the pomelo. how is it possible that pomelo has not taken over fruit? i know you're gonna say some shit like it's hard to peel. so are pineapples but that shit's fucking everywhere bro. i live in like the arctic. they're commonly sold in middle europe. this shit is gonna hit north america like beanie babies in 1996 bro.
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someone is gonna figure out how to market pomelos and the pomelo is gonna sweep the fucking continent i believe it a hundred. i've never had more conviction for any food taken my entire life they're so good and they're in at least for now they're insNLy cheap like one pomelo was like two dollars or something like that and it fed a
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yuzu clears? yeah, yeah, yeah. yuzu and a katsu katsu sando. i know, i know. type of guy who'd be like, i love japanese food. pictures of his trip to japan. ate at the konbini every day. shut the fuck up. pomelo yuzu's good! don't make me hate yuzu, okay? pomelo clears though. also it's the like the it's a pain in the ass to prepare. don't get me wrong. but...
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you're right, really my mistress's eyes be nothing like a fucking grape. the grape is like the sweetest fruit on the planet. i actually really like grapefruit, but the existence of pomelo will make you wonder why they made grapefruits.
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like if grapefruits existed and then pomelos were like a hybrid of grapefruits and tangerines, you would be like, okay good. that makes perfect sense. the fact that pomelo is like one of the origin fruits in the citrus family and they said, let's take this shit and make grapefruit out of it. they're fucking stupid. they should not have done that. it is nice to have a bitter fruit. you really got to go the extra mile though. you need to take the pith off, man. i like a grapefruit.
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i was kind of crashing out because i was like yeah i'm gonna fly to california and then i'm just gonna start picking fruit. i'm gonna take a day off from vacation to go pick fruit off people's trees when pomelos are already like $2.99 each and a pomelo can last you like a week by itself. well you got to make sure that like it's hanging over the sidewalk too.
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plus you don't want to get reprimanded as a pomelo stealing w. you know what i mean? yeah, that's true. yeah, yeah, yeah. i mean there is the chance that they would shoot you, which i think the percentage is relatively low, but at the same time i'm not flying to california. like i'm not spending like $1100 to get free pomelos. i could just buy them from the grocery store for like $3 each.
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imagining you getting shot and dropping a pomelo just like i'm going down like arc raiders style too like i'm stumbling a little bit first and then like bumping into something you know no you got a defense explodes into a cloud of smoke hey we're gonna we're gonna all go uh take on this pomelo tree together y'all in
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so that you don't need to drink more during the game. um, refried beans optional? let me get a mexico on this. that's what a gordita is. talk about pomelos? nah, we gotta... you know what might be the play? by charging... uh, not charging... uh, peeling one pomelo at a time, kind of annoying because it takes like 10 15 minutes to peel.
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i will say, if you like orange and you tolerate grapefruit, i can't believe that you wouldn't like a pomelo. so i would answer that question first to figure out if you should like it. and also that's true, it might be user error, you absolutely cannot eat the pith. i know you probably peeled it and then went that's enough, i'll eat it with the pith. you have to take the extra step and take the pith off in order to make it
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delicious. but i will say last time we had pomelo, my parents were here. my dad had never had one, so kate peeled the pomelo.
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and then i said, here, you should try this. it's kind of like an orange. he literally took the pomelo, the slice of it, which looks like a piece of like the most beautiful red snapper sashimi you've ever seen in your entire life. you would think it's like a vinyl fish from in front of a kyoto sushi restaurant. and he took it and it like as if it was poison, he put it in his mouth, bit off like less than half of a millimeter and then went,
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that would be my guess. his reaction to the pomelo was sus. i'm not gonna lie, it's hard for your dad to lose aura, but he lost some aura when i fed him a piece of pomelo and he basically touched it with the tip of his tongue and then made a disgusted face. like, this is the guy who my mom like meal preps for him.
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does anyone here own a pomelo orchard? i really feel like in 2026 we could start a business, not scamming by the way, not scamming, like drying pomelos and selling it as workout fuel.
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there has to be a backlash to every cardio maxer just eating nerds gummy clusters for every single run and ride that they do. i know you're like, this will never change! i'm 28 and i think i'll keep eating 800 calories of candy during every long run forever! it's good, something's gonna happen man, and this is where we step in with the slightly dried pomelo but it's still juicy as fuck?
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