Quotes about “Pollard”
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but like she's remaking them and also coming out with like an album every 11 months. like it's quite a prolific work rate man. you gotta respect it. she's doing like a guided by voices but the songs aren't even like 90 seconds long like bob pollard's are. it's because it's mass produced pop. a guy who listens to nickelback be like, sorry i don't know if you listen to nickelback. i know you probably take yourself a little too seriously but
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i can understand that. i mean, she's bob pollard pilled. she's guided by voices pilled. ramen tier list? you got the wrong guy. i consider myself the only rational noodle consumer. i don't eat instant ramen ever and i love restaurant ramen. i would say i consume it once every once a month. you're not a college student? i mean in college i was eating meals that probably cost like as much as a
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alien lanes is better than propeller? or sorry, propeller is my favorite, but alien lanes is better than b 1000? i think b 1000 might be better, man. it's close though, because they're both really, really good, just to be clear, but... who's still listening in 2025? who's celebrating the national independence day this week or stan's bob pollard's music, or at least some of the albums?
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you know what's been stuck in my head for like the whole weekend? i know it's monday now. any guided by voices fans out there? they have a song that goes, hey, hey, glad girls only wanna get you high. they're all right. they're all right. just in my head for 72 hours, bob pollard. they're all right. they're all right. the other thing is, there's no joke when i was in high school, i had the guided by voices
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i guess it's a biography, the historical biography of guided by voices. i used to read it on the toilet before smartphones existed. there was a chapter where they asked bob pollard to explain the meaning of his songs. and some of the songs had meaning. some of the songs he was like,
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alright, alright, what's going? let me let me take a peek or so. i haven't enhanced in a while here we should do a rice shower career, but she's tough right? why not man? why not we get 15 special pro specialty priority, whatever the fuck that means man. that's robert pollard voice better yet. let's all get wet at the horse girl race game that's pretty good
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me when we hit track three of b 1000 and my four year old daughter asked what the name of the song is? don't worry about that. the queen of cans and jars will keep you safe, honey. the queen of cans and jars will keep you safe. the lines on a slow decline, got your horse game. better yet, let's all get wet at the got your horse game. something like that? what are the odds robert pollard's watching right now?
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this rock band disbanded in 1980 following the death of john bonham. did somebody tell tim burton? i'm just kidding, this is led zeppelin. wait, wait, wait, my band, my band, my band. it's jimmy page, jimmy page in the chat. yo, jimmy page and bob pollard in the chat on the same day. that's huge, man. page and jimmy. and ringo starr was in the stream for a while. peace and love, peace. you guys are way nicer.
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hey check this out. he's, he's, check this out. he holds his phone up but it says he's got an 18 streak in the coin flip or a farm. oh shit you didn't see that. okay i was trying to show you my itunes library. you see that? yeah what about it? you see that shit? you see that shit? i got bob pollard's discography on my fucking phone. that's like eight g's right there. i got, i got fucking eight racks of bob pollard hanging out of my music library right now. check that shit out. average song length 22 seconds.
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you want to go to another twitch channel? go ahead, go to the sidebar and see which ones currently have a golden hype train. that might be more your speed. we don't do that shit here. here we deify bob pollard. help. i looked at chat. i got bored and i looked at chat. and now i'm looking at chat again. literally all you need to do is lock in for less than 40 seconds. fuck you, i can't do it. let me get book of shadows so i can just walk into him with the knife.
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don't say he pushed her panties to the side first. i've seen the movie. that happens off screen. you couldn't possibly know that level of totd. good bob pollard as well.
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bob pollard definitely wrote one of the best songs in defense of drunk driving. i literally, in high school, i bought the guided by voices biography. in it, there's a chapter where he explains the motivations behind some of his songs. and his motivation, the impetus for writing a salty salute, track one off of alien lanes,
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there's a chapter in it where the author asks them to explain some of their songs, and almost every single one is bob pollard going, yeah, i was watching tv while i was getting my oil changed, and i heard someone say a line on the tv that was interesting to me, so i wrote a song about it. turns out i probably misheard it. honestly, that's such a cool way to write songs.
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you ever watch a live performance of a band? you know, somebody you say like guided by voices for example. and are you like, what do the dudes in the back think about what this dude's saying right now? are they on board with like what the fuck this guy is saying? so i've never seen any of the pattern that guided by voices, rob pollard has done on stage. but the way i understand it,
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just, you know, you gotta... every video needs one bob pollard reference, i think. what's that down here? and, you know, i kind of feel like i'm youtube's guided by voices. except, instead of releasing half hour albums with a hundred songs in them, i released a hundred videos that are a half hours each. a half hour's each? a half hour long each? there you go. i was hoping for small rock, but sure, thanks. thanks a lot. more bombs. i know there was another bomb we left behind there. i'm not that concerned about it, to be honest with you.
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