Quotes about “Politician”
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ruf lutey! oh man. what a perfect name for like a 40s politician. ruf lutey! ruf lutey here. if you want to protect your nation from the scourge of communism, only i have delaware's best interests in mind. all 1400 of you. he can't even be a mayor, he's gotta be like a fucking county delegate.
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did you change holes on him? i've sometimes gotta change holes on him, you know? keep them guessing. that's the only way to, you know, spice up the relationship. nobody likes that. the holes are right next to each other, man. it's easy to get confused, you know? like that one politician a couple years ago.
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i mean, i got no particular interest in talking to pavel baret, but sure, i mean, i'll show up. i think i know who that is. he's a former vancouver canucks right winger. that would explain why i don't know. no offense. now russian politician, i think? is he really? that seems to happen to a lot of people, yeah. i just find it hard to believe there was a person. two shot! two shot! this is like my best osiris plays ever.
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yeah, it's like you reached out and grabbed him. i'm gonna reach out and grab him by the scruff of his neck and say, this is what you're fighting for! so it's the politician who, or the astronaut who wants politicians to go to outer space. when you start with the spruh, i thought you were gonna go for grabbing something different there first. oh my goodness. glad you didn't. alright, screw it. oh, you unlocked the screw already? i thought that was a level 45 weapon, which makes it bad.
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no, i didn't. oh, well now you did. you get it? now you did. you're supposed to say yes all the time. just making sure. it is so powerful, what? that's called prostitution. oh, is that illegal? now you put a camera on it. i've never heard of a rich person getting arrested for soliciting sex. never heard of an actor or a politician or, you know,
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i mean, there are also people who think that they remember. i think it was a story i saw on not the onion, which is like stories of first off, doggy boo. thanks for that very generous resub. doogie boo. yeah, doogie boo, not doggy boo. it was like it was a politician that was like, yeah, you know, my first memory is like two weeks after i was out of my mom's womb and everyone's like,
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wait john edwards john edward no there's like one of each right well like one's a politician the other one's the medium guy yeah it's like a saint i can't remember which is which crossing over with john edward they both sound right john long john edward
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long john edward because john edwards is the one who was a politician and then his wife was in the hospital with cancer and he like cheated on her right also. he was the 2004 vice presidential companion to john kerry too many johns man. yeah, that's actually true if you're in chat your name is john just do society a favor and change your name that also goes for any mics and also nicks out there and
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i don't know. i don't know what that is! what is that? i would have drawn the rabbit from foster's home from imaginary friends or for imaginary friends. what is a haremen? there's not even a definition for it. drew a hairy man. the first result for haremen is w. avril harriman, an american democratic politician from 1891. what the fuck? what the hell is a haremen? i don't know but...
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i i god damn it, my idiocy is showing here. you gotta draw a dot at least, otherwise you're gonna get, uh, away. oh yeah. exactly, johnny depp a pill and then a right wing english politician. my chat's telling me to just leave. i love how the highway in the middle of the screen has become the new three part life is a highway. okay. alright, got it! stop! stop drillin' ya head oil!
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that's the name of the person, thank you for the sub. who played mr. jackass in happy gilmore? answer, jim flaherty. wow. joe flaherty? jim flaherty is like a politician. freaks and geeks. yeah. dnf. dnf. that is long. did not fuck. i don't know, i thought i was going like as quick as possible. this guy did not fuck. finally.
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i want to see a politician fight against foxitani, phil, or whatever his name is. how old is foxitani now? no, it's not the same. i know it's the same one, but how old is the current one? going to runstomaz and then we're gonna play a little, um, what is the next thing? golf with your friends. yeah, that's right, i'll get to see you soon. thank you, rummelmuffin, for bringing those to my attention.
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