Quotes about “Pokemon attack”
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1478.32
why am i struggling? i was like, what pokemon has a water attack? you know what pokemon has a water attack, brother? kabuto. brought back from extinction, just to fight. sitting on a park bench. oh, oh, aqua jet is super effective. imagine having only existed for a few hours and then you're forced to fight a flaming horse. what's to imagine, brother? it's happening right now.
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giradose i know you got a good attack in there somewhere. let's try the dangle dragon tail and then tomo to be honest. you've done your part brother we're gonna send out a fire pokemon light them up. oh, i love it resident sleepers in chat, please this is me when i go to dan carlin comm slash hardcore history it's the only time i will ask for resident sleepers in chat. so please get them out now kate be careful don't fall asleep in the bathtub. he woke up. oh
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this should not take this long. i mean, obviously. my face when the hey everybody hits. everybody! it's just that easy, dude. it's just that easy. poison, pokemon. i don't know, dude. the thunderbolt's not very effective. just keep hitting them with the stab attack. that was the... i used it on the wrong enemy. there you go. these guys are tanky now.
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the tweet where they start with google earth and it's like the whole earth and then they zoom in on like italy and they zoom in on like the city in italy and then they zoom in on the intersection and then they go to google street view and look at the car while the avengers theme is playing. it got me so good. alright, whatever. mega involved me dude. i don't know. hit him with the stab attack brother. it's not very effective. it's cause it's a water type pokemon, dumbass.
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10, every coin still gives you a temporary little speed boost. so even at max there can be an advantage to getting some coinage. you guys are like, you're the dudes playing pokemon caring about like sp attack and sp defense and i'm just like, you know, hyper beam baby. water v fire, yeah. who looks the meanest? that's how i play pokemon.
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1011.74
tough as nails platformer. the dark souls of match 3 games. pokemon go is kind of, it's almost a refreshing change of pace. it's like, you interacted. give yourself a pat on the back. i'm like, dude this is what i need right now, thank you. i'm not going through some stuff, it just feels nice to be complimented. your psyduck simply amazes me. its best stat is its defense. its attack is equally good. i'm blown away by its stats, wow!
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573.86
what the hell am i doing? i need... kade, all these pokemon, they don't even attack. that's true, you did give me my pokemon back. god damn it! this exeggutor is too tall. he can't land any attacks. what's the point, dude? it landed. sort of? what the fuck? get this muck. ah, get it out of here, dude!
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pikachu has double kick? you're absolutely right. it's probably not gonna matter though. you know what i will say, it's nice to play a pokemon game where the battles are not merely stats plus who can tap the screen the fastest. i guess tack, little normal v. normal. it's like, it's a neutral efficacy, right? it's not that good. oh, i woke up! i forgot what stab means. i knew it at one point. same type attack bonus. that's right.
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you said you get more pp, yes it lets you do more attacks. i have no idea what that means. so i'm pokemon now and you attack, you use one pp and if you run out you can no longer use that attack. you gotta use your pp to get your pokemon to attack. the only move that my pp knows is sleep. that doesn't make sense but it's funny so i'll take it. you could've used the move harden and it would've been funnier but you went with sleep. cool too.
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i guess your dick just tired all the time like he's too sleepy to answer your question. oh god, oh, that's a cool looking gun. i'm impressed that i knew a pokemon attack or ability. i like how you immediately corrected yourself. you were like it's not an attack that's a defensive move as a gamer like i got it still you know oh, this is honestly i'm not even gassing you guys up the single best looting experience of my life. where are you going?
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in that case. they use ground type pokemon? alright, i'll tell you what. here's what you do. you go into your bag, you go into your tm case. i agree. you learn a waterfall on kabutops. sand attack sucks. doesn't even do any damage. if you do no damage, you're gone. that's a simple rule. then, it's just that easy. okay. okay.
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you're absolutely right switch to a pokemon that can fly genius maneuver hit him with a wing attack dad all right, well. i mean like we could do this all day. i appreciate that we didn't have to go you know we could play this protect protect protect game. well. you know what's what's the point? it's like when you're you know you're playing pokemon go battles
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975.38
no so you want to keep searching these guys are gonna attack so i'm gonna we should just walk into them if you're ready yeah, let's go. yo, dude. it's the work in progress building. yeah. yes fffffff. all right i appreciate they try to do something different with trainers but i don't think making them say a bunch of things before battling you is the thing, you know that's the pokemon thing right is like
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