Quotes about “Pokemon”
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3687.520
i can't get the idea of like a student, not really breeding simulator, but a game where you like try to make the best students you possibly can and then compete. like do like a math competition with other schools, which are other like bread children. pokemon challenges basically. yeah. but then like you have to like petition the governor for like extra funds. and then based on your performance in the spellathon, you'll either get them or you won't get them.
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9013.880
wait, what? i threw a bomb at him and he didn't move? he's teleporting. he doesn't like take damage anymore for some reason. yeah, he's like i'm alive, but i was spawned on a place where i couldn't go anywhere, so that's fantastic. he just threw like six diglett's into the water. diglett's? this game is so weird. matt, they pop up somewhere else. it's like whack a mole, i guess. that's kind of fun. wait, did you say diglett? diglett. yes! the pokemon.
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dan what was that you just walked into the water willingly no he's back nick oh, thank you oh, he didn't trick me cuz then he died as soon as i saw it. it's it lacking that didn't work wait, what did you call that pokemon thing again? what's it called a piglet a piglet big diglett? oh?
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i've never thought to call it piglets. what was that? is it a specific pokemon? what are you talking about? it's a set of two, right? i mean there's diglett and dugtrio. well yeah there's dugtrio. dugtrio's three diglets but the first one is just a single diglett. what i mean is the second one is made up of the first one so it's kind of both of them in a way.
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507.960
and thanks very much maple throat also, i really like your name. maple throats? that's like when you eat the syrup, right? and then the inside of your throat's coated a little bit. you know what, thank you very much zimgamer9 and dirtyasbadger as well. and don't forget to pimp a butterfree. that's actually the name. to pimp a butterfree. to pimp a butterfree except for classic cb. butterfree is a great pokemon, it has psybeam.
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847.460
dan took offense to that sort of and was like what the heck is a diglett and we explained it as a pokemon and then he just kept repeating it. he'd be like rob, that sounds just like dankies. have you ever had like an x ray in your lungs to see if there's any diglets in there? and then like what a total dick hurry. he would just lose it. he'd like lose his mind. he's so great. i love that he exists in the real world. i see. thank you very much for this. just kidding. he was on big brother.
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808.400
alright. now i have a baby. the best way i can describe this is, you know, missing no the actual pokemon? yeah. i have that and it's following me. it's like a box with boxes and static. okay, yeah, so this is an actual item and not just a terrible glitch.
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i guess i'm not. i should probably look at the article again. thanks very much rainy bat for the three months in a row. it's raining bats. you're my second favorite bat after fat bat who is the isaac enemy. i'm gonna put gold bat or zoo bat, man. they're okay. i like fat bat the most though. why are you talking about pokemon like non stop today, fox? aw, just like it. you've roasted your ass.
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shulk is a little turtle in this. you know in isaac, there's that shulk is what i've called it i think. what turtle? what is this turtle? it has a shell? yeah, it has a shell. it's in the womb a lot of the time. i think of that as a shulk. it has a shell. or at the very least it sounds like a pokemon. oh yeah, i forgot about ike and lucina. this is it what lucina pouring from lucina.
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2689.740
kate what are you doing? i'm doing a show here. you keep coming in with things that require my feedback. hi kate. hi kate. let's let's crack open these these pokemon cards and see if we've got that. crack open these beers.
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wow, this is a lot of pokemon cards. i can still hear you what do you mean dumb mom? that's not dumb mom, that's my mom alright kate, there's a charmander. you don't get to have that though. you can nab my chop. why? my favorite pokemon is charmander. that was a mistake.
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2844.620
there's a dan's favorite pokemon, diglett. oh, fucking foil hitmonchan, best day of my life. josh, will you ever unlock the keeper? dude, i haven't even unlocked the lost! how am i ever supposed to unlock the keeper?
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2891.180
man, i love this pokemon. kate has these like black market pokemon cards. oh don't even, i might get arrested. that like her mom bought her like 15 years ago and the pokemon on those have like 800,000 hp. that doesn't sound right. because i think they just they were like well if we're gonna trick parents why would they buy a pokemon card that has a hundred hp? we can make it have like two million. that makes sense.
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i think. true. apparently that foil first edition machamp is worth over 10,000 american dollars, kate. oh, don't even. you can have 2% of it. people said $30. really? yeah. there you go. oh, $3. that's a huge difference. all right, i'm done talking about pokemon cards now. $1 million. it's almost $1.09. that's $1.09, baby.
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gimpy? uh... yeah. drops hearts, uh, spirit hearts when you get hurt? sometimes? every time? nah, just sometimes. nah, he's a gimp baby though. oh, that's a different i'm sorry, i thought you meant gimpy. no, nick was right. oh. i don't think i wanna spend like there's still more pokemon cards? i wanna spend three spirit alright, yeah, fuck it. yeah, you should. k, go, go look at the magic cards and see if i had a black lotus when i was 12. then i really can retire. finally get off this stupid twitch.tv website. no offense. what's, uh, the blue plunger that goes boom?
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that's remote blue detonator. yeah, like that explode or something it's like when you use it you get like when you place a bomb and then detonate it your bombs have sad bombs they like your tear effects or something. my tear effects are just more bombs so what happens then? okay, i can't hear you my wife. i sleeved some of those pokemon cards. i sleeved the magic cards man i was a fucking nerd even back then
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i stopped listening to you like a long time ago. i'm not lying. there's so much game. oh my god, there's more! not dope, it's shit. alright. that's fair. you can look into this pokemon cards. that's like special. what about purify? destroy all artifacts and enchantments. what about lurking evil? whoa! ooh!
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i'm on shoal. i have really strong damage so i'm going pretty fast. he's on shoal, yeah. let me get my friend down here who's an expert on legendary lands. at least if i read like, pokemon cards you guys can be like, oh that guy's cool. hey, i got 99 bombs. i got, this is the bombs run. all objects are bombs. all items are bombs. and if you're not a bomb, you're gonna be a bomb. oh shit. it's the bomb.
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our magic or pokemon cards cooler though? probably magic i would think. well, i don't care. i think magic is cooler but pokemon cards are sweet because you can look at this animal and be like what is this stupid thing? like i'm looking at machoke right now. what is like a man made out of rocks who's also like a lizard and he's got like the dinosaur hair. he's got like those three like mohawks there. they're monster kid.
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that was the greatest run of all time. i just finished it. congrats! that was so good. what is this? got a trainer. bill. draw two cards. hey, you guys got any bills for trade? i need ranger guy. cypherftw, thank you very much for the subscription. like some pokemon, they just look so stupid. yeah, that's true. there's one that's just a seagull. have you seen weeping bell and victory bell?
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i don't know if you can see that. if you think darkroom is gonna take too long, you just quit now and come back and finish it after. it's alright nick, you just snort it out. i don't even that's my... nephew. just showing my mother's snapchats to chat. so that's kinda cute. here's another stupid pokemon, metapod. here's my... dave sent me a snapchat. meowth's pretty cool. what is grimer? grimer's like a dark souls enemy. grimer is, uh, the dirty version of... grinder. ha ha ha!
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when you open that pack and you see that little shiny in the back waiting for you. yeah, i mean i can play pokemon or diablo for that vibe. or borderlands and get sweet loot that i don't have to pay for individually. you can't resell it from more money. you used to be able to in diablo 3 and they patched it out, it was a shitty idea. yeah, that is true. lisa's gonna try to sell all the good stuff online and so we can buy more cards. that's exactly what you should do. and the cycle continues. go infinite.
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ooh, twinkling titanite. that movie's 101 dalmatians. still need 92 dogs to complete the film. nine dogs. i'm surprised they didn't make some kind of pokemon game around 101 dalmatians. gotta catch them all. get the family back together. nine dogs, not to be confused with nando's piri piri chicken. nine dogs... this is getting weird. yeah.
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and you roll. and you good. i'm just gonna assume this leather gear is better than what i have on right now. it looks worse and also heavier. why am i putting this on? nick, people in chat are asking, they're raising a good point, which is, why would they ever make a 101 dalmatians pokemon game when they're all dalmatians? you gotta catch all the different dalmatians. but they're not different, though. i mean, it's like one dalmatian's the same, right? the same as what? every other dalmatian, basically.
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i thought you meant category. yeah, no you thought i meant the game. that's okay. hm like in pokemon. hm9n9w2h. that's just racist.
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or other players for that matter. he was already on the way down. yeah, and he floated back over like isaac brock i'm flippin i'm flippin from pokemon isaac brock from pokemon sometimes i like make up songs in the shower, which i think is a fairly normal sound everybody does that yeah that's and i was like trying to make one word trying to make a tweet song work. oh
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