Quotes about “Poison”
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4072.620
it's the ubiquitous color of enemies in these games. also poison too. very true. i think it makes it easier for chat to tell where i am. yeah, especially in the tall grass. are we good? i think we're good. oh. elven cure. nice. i'm super fast now. this is your adventurer. oh! this is different. this guy is like big. this guy is like my kinsman. he should know better than to tussle with a shrek.
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oh the old boss charges you and then stuns himself on the wall gag, huh? i feel like i'm a lot more effective if i jump into attacks more. oh, you got him! dead as dicks. you don't want that potion or whatever? oh, removes poison and diseases. that's good to have. oh, there's a party in here. this game looks surprisingly fun. chat, the only people surprised by it are you. we played it before and it was a lot of fun.
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what? you know who would like this game? josh? yeah. i agree. josh will be all over this shit. i died. yeah, this is not looking so good. am i fighting with a glow stick? no, it's a poison sword. alright, nick, you got this guy. if you want, i can just wail on him for two and a half hours. yeah, he'll jump right over, makes him just a ghost. i should probably not try and do this, he'll probably end up hitting you or disabling you. oh, we did it. fuck. that was a tough one. rip box! that was a tough one. my favorite item.
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9244.900
yeah, it only had a health bar when i killed it because we have the item, the spider mud item. it's the... i have the spider, it's poison in one bite. but watch out, i'm an excellent fighter. is that a real song? that is a real song from a youtube channel from a long time ago. $40 donation from quintarius? damn!
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yeah, thanks for having me on by the way. yeah, thanks for coming on. yeah. yeah? plus fun. yeah! cool. what is this? serpent's kiss. the kiss of death. that thing is so good. i just got it. what is it? that's the sequel to when dolphins cry by live. oh, that's kind of sad. if you poison something and then kill it, it has a chance to give you a black heart. oh, i like that. like, it gives you poison. poison for the boysen me.
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because of like the whole risk of poisoning and stuff. but instead i ate them, and they were delicious and like exactly what i needed in that moment in time. it's like uh, you know, 85% chance that they'll poison you but the 15%
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9199.620
i don't think it's an 85% chance they're gonna poison you. i was being facetious. i don't think anyone's gonna poison you. but i understand that apparently. somebody did send york like a bunch of hydrochloric acid in the mail once. jesus. pretty fucked up. yeah, that's... how do they... they send a bottle in the mail? i don't know, it was like a trap deal. drink this! you're in the face. it's got a vape on it still. really strong chemical smell coming out of the bottle. i'm like, alright. let's try this.
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9321.580
kids are more likely to poison each other's candy than the adults would be, obviously.
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the tale of the stranger's candy was created by a man named ronald clark o'brien after his son was killed by eating a pixie stick laced with poison. that's fu oh. o'brien claimed that his son got the candy after he'd gone trick or treating but had no clue as to which house gave it to him. however, it soon came to light that it was o'brien himself who gave the candy to his son as well as his daughter and three other children. wow! in an attempt to cash in on his son's life insurance policy and help with o'brien. wow!
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9714.200
that's bad, dad. oh, brian's daughter and other three children did not eat the poison candy and his fifth child did. look, that's pretty fucked up, but like that dad should have chosen a candy more desirable than a pixie stick. here's the very next true halloween story. e. true halloween story in the list. alright.
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50 of them darth vader. whoa. 50 darth vader's controlling plants. poison ivy vader. okay, now i don't want to look like a fool. with your pants on the ground. go with the white card first! i'm a skeleton riding a depressed centaur.
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and beautiful supplements of being able to grab plants and root people to the ground and give them scratchy itchies with poison ivy and such. so the bodybuilder may be strong, he may be tall, he may have great endurance, but you know, the will to fight will be too weak when you have someone with mental prowess such as this times 50. so i think you're pretty much done. alright. i will begin.
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dead onion and azazel don't work, right? uh, depends. i don't think that's a thing. well, the little brimstone, the mini brim, and that synergize not at all, i think? uh, little brimstone... are you azazel? yeah, i'm azazel, so usually the toxic aura would be a thing around tears, but i don't have tears. well, i mean, you have like... the toxic aura is just piercing shots, i think. oh. oh, i thought it was like a poison chance or something. i don't believe so.
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i miss dog rob and robina. i actually recently downloaded oh, oh god. oh no go to death go to your death give me the poison. nice. quarter second jolly ninja thanks for the resub.
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looks like a sad dog's nose. oh god! alright, well, i will just let myself die. that's fine. that's fair. granite thwomp for the $5.69, would you use an item in afterbirth plus called queef bean, which when used shoots red tears out like tammy's head and passively did poison damage in an aura? i mean, i do feel like queefs are gloriously underrepresented in afterbirth, so that might be the next theme. they're also not bloody, typically? mmm, yeah, that's a real problem. maybe sometimes.
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man, i would like i probably have lightning wow that's like. i would never have selected that for myself, so that's good we won't overlap so when you say what kind of magic do you just mean like if it was magical wizard wars and we had to pick a letter? yeah, basically all right cuz i was gonna say like nebulous green globs of like superpower goo pardon me, okay? green is poison nick
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no, i didn't mean it like poison, like psychic green. that's also a type of green. i think you've been smoking a little too much psychic green. oh man. there he goes again. i don't smoke marijuana, northernlion. i keep saying i do. i didn't say, i just said that thing. that protects me legally under the letter of the law, as far as the law is concerned.
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i didn't hear batteries, so he must be out in the living room again. there he is. i have no respect. are you even trying to poison yourself? what are you trying to do here? dude, what are you talking about? i'm seeing blue, man. you look fine to me. status is like 82%. and... and falling. nope. not moving at all. do you really think that falling thing's helping? you just jealous of my jukes? maybe a little. you enjoy all the batteries. i got a fruit for you. hi... hi perfect i'm dad is your status? what does that mean? oh shit.
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