Quotes about “Plus two”
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okay, okay. i made it up. i was stung by a wasp. i didn't mean to throw the sword. okay, so how do i like have it so he doesn't throw it when i let go a jump? i don't get that. i don't know that there is a way. you actually have to hold down run when you pick up a sword. it seems that way. and then jump. okay. we need a mod so when you play the calling horn it plays baker street. oh fuck yeah leather gloves sword. plus two to grip.
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yesterday i did a hush fight and when i went into the room on the right one of the rocks at the bottom broke and happened to be a crawl space and i was very confused by that. is that like stud finder? did you have stud finder? no, i had no weird items it was just randomly just decided it just opened. very strange. so fate plus two layers of flying why not. oh bumbo get coin. take him. what is this? bumbo did nothing. lusty blood.
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they could have just shown us our own one. we fucking conquered this planet. yeah, we fucking gave them democracy. boom. plus two can be really easy. we killed like four robots and then they have democracy now. yeah, they got democracy. super earth command. freaking satan shows up and we've got to broforce them to death. crazy the crossover.
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apparently not. oh my god, nick was 78% accuracy. yeah, i shoot to kill man the only reason that i missed any is because people killed them before i freaking register the shot as him. oh yeah, plus two community influence. oh that democracy's coming along. does that mean it tweeted for us or something? yeah, but it's transmitting to super earth. oh dude, we got an xp boost. oh, pre xp weekend.
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n.l., imagine the gathering are the contents of two boosters independent of each other, i.e. does it matter for the content if the boosters are from the same box? i did... wrong person to ask on both a statistics level and on a production level. but... i got pretzel shot. i have no doubt that someone will be able to answer that question for you, but i don't know. this is silly. continuum tears plus the brimstone effect? i don't know, something's making a pretzel happen every time i fire. oh, there's tiny planet also is in there.
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gobones is like 1500 points away from me and nick. coming for that ass. swiggity swiggity. coming for that booty. thank you slackalive, it's very kind of you man. an alternate tree, thank you for the seven months in a row! yo, you getting the hell out of my can you not immediately start the mission? getting the what? every time you don't get a research point permission, dog! i often do actually. i have two of them now. plus 10% extra range.
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that was a parody boy band if i remember correctly. yeah, two together with a plus sign. oh no! oh, it's fine! it's fine! no, it's not fine! okay, it's fine! rob, calm down, it's okay. this is way low pressure compared to defusing bombs. you say that! there's a bomb in my fucking car! aw... i can't drop below 55. thank you stranger cult for the two months in a row!
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thank you very much for the resub. although the thanks just got rex on it. i don't know, we gotta work this out at some point. spun has changed experimental treatment value? what is spun? it's uh, you get three syringes, it gives you plus two damage. it's a transformation. oh! okay, that's totally good then. good point. yeah, i mean, it's like real good, man. i had seen the name come up a few times, but i never looked up what it did, so i just assumed it was bad for some reason.
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and now i lost my birth certificate. how old is nick? i'm not sure those are related. i think you have to solve for y. it's one of those two variable equations. oh, one of those ones? i hate those ones. dude, what do i look like? some kind of y equals mx plus b master or something? dmx master? y equals bmx triple x plus b master? i don't think so, mister. second, anything requires me to pull out the quadratic equation. i'm like, nah, dog. i'm an adult. 99% of adults don't touch that shit.
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it didn't just say damage plus 10, it said damage plus 10%. golden cat eye... your head feels light. oh, i'm drunk. i'm drunk. i'm drunk. does that wear off? yep. yeah, i haven't found a negative effect that sticks with you longer than like 30 seconds. i'm freaking drunk. i just got two achievements. maze runner and impenetrable spirit. don't know what that means, but i like it.
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the person in front of nl wanted two sauces he'd flip his lid. no, that's not true ordering two sauces does not take any more time really? i mean it takes like another half second plus i'd be hypocritical because when i get mcdonald's and i get it for kate she wants hot mustard and sweet and sour sauce, but she gets hot mustard for the nugs sweet and sour sauce for the fries
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she ate some of her friend. that's a two again! she their dice are covered in blood. compending damage. here it comes. think everyone lived? or did everyone just die just there? here's what we're gonna do, team. i gave us a... wait, wait, i forgot about this one. i gave us a bunch of research points. that's rip. so that we can actually get plus three dice on this crew member. and we're gonna roll like eight of them.
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but i also have two people that are ready to die in one move. i don't like that. yeah, i'm pretty sure that's where i'm at too. do we guaranteed take damage for every turn if you clear all the impending issues? i think you take no damage. plus we might live through this turn then, that's good. if you got everything, like the red pips under your ship's health tell you how much you'll lose. red pips under your health. yeah, under the ship's health i should say. yo, i don't think, um...
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how it happens. ooh, baby. that's so sad. one of the options between i have to pick what is negative one health for us and the two people that are at one health just are like, don't do it, man. they'll both die. all right, i'll spare your lives. enjoy the food. plus one food minus one. we can afford minus one ship. we have no food, though. we have no food, we have no dice. this is a real problem. minus two health, all it's 21. okay, we gotta fix our food supply.
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whoa, what clutch clutch clutch? oh okay assists are actually like a resource i see now in eight to assist and might as well just repair it plus one to ship. oh, that's beautiful and then we'll bank these two in research for now yes yeah, okay. i'm starting to get the loop
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yeah, this is like actually starting to get it to not the way i thought i was before yeah, well you go through a couple of phases every time right? you're like i get it. oh, no now i get it. okay all right. let's get plus two assists so that we don't get injured no, i just got injured and died right when i got the right roll i'm gonna waste a turn with this guy no, you don't get it oh
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oh that's not good these ducks make me crave some nandos these ducks are making me thirsty these ducks are made for walking ah burn with me hey ryan yeah what's two plus two oh yeah he knows oh wow i watched right out of it let me know doctor who reference
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