Quotes about “Please don’t be sports check”
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your subreddit was mad at dan too. i was mad at dan for reading the subreddit. and i know like it's his right. i would never condescend to another adult, especially one older than myself and say, please don't read the subreddit. but i kind of think of us as being like teammates on a professional sports team. and if one of my teammates was like, yo, check out this instagram comment that like some random dude made about like my performance, i would be like, buddy, get off the instagram. you're living the dream.
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i don't know who you are. i could not name a chicago cubs player from the 1990s. is this even chicago cubs? baseball teams be like, hey, check out my new logo. and then the response is, please tell me it's not just a red version of your letter, the letter that starts your team's name. and they're like, oh, hold on, i'll change it real quick. and they put like a white outline around it anyway, sorry. i'm just saying they have the worst logos in sports except
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your subreddit was mad at dan too. i was mad at dan for reading the subreddit. and i know like it's his right. i would never condescend to another adult, especially one older than myself and say, please don't read the subreddit. but i kind of think of us as being like teammates on a professional sports team. and if one of my teammates was like, yo, check out this instagram comment that like some random dude made about like my performance, i would be like, buddy, get off of instagram. you're living the dream.
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