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i recommended that you watch a piece of media. i'm familiar with it's always sunny in philadelphia. i like it. you don't have to feel it. the only member, it's not the recommendation. it's the expectation. it's the checking up on. yeah, it's the hey did you watch that yet? i'm like yo you don't control me. i don't need you to give me a to do list. i already have a job and a wife. i've got that covered. i've always got stuff to do.
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it's pretty sweet. tricks and traps! that's what you can expect from shrek. hey, you're gonna trap me. oh stomp him. yeah! just jam his head under it. yeah and then close it. i'll do it. listen here, you ever try something like that? you flash a piece on the lanes? i'm gonna take that little toy of yours, put it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click. did you see what it did to the guy who got trapped in it? i did not. it wrecked his ass in one move. that's pretty sweet.
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oh, it it no it doesn't do friendly fire actually, lucky me. henry sedin, you're fucked. i also i can't flip my character, so... i always have to shoot in the other direction. one second. this is something's not right with the game right now. turn around, you piece of shit!
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road to j. smithtown is in j. smithtown. my theory about the hitler skull piece is probably that it was ancient aliens. oh yeah, of course. what isn't anymore really though? i'm starting to question a lot of things man, the pieces are starting to line up. i mean not everything he says, but you gotta admit, some of it yeah, some things.
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because if i turn around, obviously it shows weakness. and maybe it means i'm being an asshole too. they might be engineers or something, right? and then you're like, fuck you. you think just because i'm playing dice, i'm a piece of shit, i'm gonna kill you. you know? you know, i actually was at a bus stop and i thought it was a bunch of homeless people. i felt terrible. i was like, is this like a... is this for the homeless people hanging out? and they're like, cobalt's a bus stop. and i was like, oh shit.
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we went to the zoo, we went to a bunch of museums, we went to some cool restaurants, we did rotary sushi which was great. rotary like the conveyor belt? yeah. that's cool. so it just floats on by, you take off what you want, and then they charge you a lot of money. yeah! yeah, we did that in the uk and it was extremely expensive. it was all very expensive. you're like, okay, here's one piece of salmon, it's like four dollars. you're like, oh, okay. i gotta eat it.
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and i was like, oh, i'm murdering like a thousand people. i didn't get into the second one as much as the first one, but i think that one was also said to be pretty decent. i actually played a decent amount of the multiplayer in that. were you there for that? i think so. maybe. i think so as well. yeah, i think that was the one. there was one where we played a bunch with kyle for a while, right? was that true? yeah, that was it. that was one of the worst scottish accents i've ever seen. pardon me, what about mike myers and every piece of media he's ever created?
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mike myers, maybe people don't know that mike myers is canadian because he's scottish in literally every single piece of media he creates. that's true. trek, he has a scottish accent. i love that guy. so i married an axe murderer. he plays a scottish guy in that. i mean he plays a lot of roles in that but one of them is scottish. fat bastard is scottish. very scottish. i don't know, i haven't seen the love guru.
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can you do a long flight as to sleep through it? yeah, you think that's reasonable until you realize all you have to sleep against is a freaking piece of hard plastic that's exactly vertical. and the dude next to you. yeah, and the dude next to you. i really didn't know how important those sleeping pillows were for international flights. yeah, man. never been in that position until the other day. unwrap that pillow, unwrap that blanket, get it right on, and then just diddle yourself. no, you do diddle yourself, that's for sure.
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sounds like you made it really far. how far deep into the aquifer did you go? 3 3. oh, that's the last one. yeah. you're almost to limbo, which is my high score. i'm learning as i go. knife and fork seems real good. yeah, if you walk into the shopkeeper's bubble on the aquifer, you can get to 100 oxygen. seems like a very valuable piece of information. i changed it to the purpley one, and it's very blue. oh, the video style.
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there you go. it's 20 times bigger. oh wow. well i guess it's as simple as them just comparing the, you know, measurements. maybe that is information they'd have. is canada bigger than russia? no. there's another piece of information for you if you're interested. i knew that one already. i can just kind of see it on the map actually. although i know the map lies sometimes. the pacific ocean is 10 times the size of russia. there you go.
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you know in italy there was a museum that had this display on and it was an installation piece and it looked like somebody had trashed the place with a party but like only in a certain area and then the the janitorial staff cleaned it up and the artist is very mad about it. isn't that the ultimate art that the janitorial staff cleaned up? i agree completely i think the better statement is that they cleaned it up and then the experience of having had your art cleaned up is actually quite a bit more profound than just showing a trashed area.
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i don't know if we're doing this as it was intended guys, but uh, we're only using the tools that we were given. fucking data miners. what the fuck is this? i'm an item miner is what i am. i have like a kind of blue piece of paper with a big ol' like hole in it and it made a lot of shit explode for some reason. okay. is that a oh it's yeah. it's one of the caps. i think it makes poop explode and stuff when you like it
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you got stuff like grandma's boy out there. right, yeah. that was the last piece of weed related media. it came out in 2005. man, is it really that old? that's so old. yes! yes, it is. it's remarkable how enduring it's been, though. i agree with that. just incredible. charm of the batman. alright, sure. whatever. charm of the batman. is that a new item or is it charm of the vampire? yeah, it's the bat. charm of the bat. almost answers the question.
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i'm just thinking about using it to like open up a chest in a mob trap room and then be like you know what nah i'll just leave instead the real trick is that i just hated the first key piece we got so i rerolled it into a better key piece well, you know what though if you can't see your items and you pick up soy milk and it ruins your run and you could go back in time and not have soy milk anymore, so that's pretty good. that is true that is true. i wonder if the drops from like a red chest would be the same every time you open it
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more holy tears! oh i do have bloody lust, you're right. he's giving me some... some big damage bonus here. freaking continuum, man. gotta go for the angel piece. yeah, then re roll it. no, they stick around through d4, don't they? not anymore, i think. oh, that's shitty. yeah.
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that's a lot of shots. alright, i've been hit two more times. oh, my vampire's saving me though. i got hit like ten times on the start of that room. that's no good at all. i also have pyros, so that's helping out too a little bit. i guess we could like fight megasade. did you get a second key piece or dad's key? yeah, somehow. i don't remember doing it, but apparently it happened. oh, that would be so good if i could get both of those done. you best not re roll. look, i'm gonna level with you. i'm gonna be re ruling.
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you guys have never put arugula on your burger? i don't put it arugula is a piece of shit, okay? i've never let that set foot on my plate you
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lnl about sturge, what's third? oh sturge is the npc in fallout 4 who no subtitles? no spoilers. what do you mean? i like i use subtitles a lot. i use subtitles all the time yeah, i think we've talked about this before but every piece of media benefits from having subtitles on great greed netflix always i can think of it one movie in particular that could really use some subtitles and
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let's see. yeah, alfonso riviera. hmm, asian cody banksy. it sounds like a banksy piece in and of itself right there. and... yo, josh, fuck this run, man. sorry, dude. i know you apologize, but... i died already too. that gives you all... you're allowed to quit if it murders me. i lived through the adversary fight, so things are looking up. that was where i lost, like...
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because they were arguing for a bit before she pulled out the sword. right, it was a stage, it was like a pantomime. freddie mercury was looking at the stage like, she's lying. it's like that weird lone piece of poop that hangs out.
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lone piece of poop that hangs out. yeah, it's like you you hate it and like sometimes there's like enemies in the room they're get like days to confuse like that movie a black poop yeah, but then like sometimes it's in like a room of its all by itself and it's just like that movie with rosie o'donnell and geena davis alone in poop dark alone in the dark as christian slater and tara reid. that's a different movie i was thinking of a league of their own christian slater from saved by the bell
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christian christian slater the preferred style of cobalt's pooping okay, that's not true. that's your style. that's my style don't you fucking forget it fuck you krampus you piece of shit jack gets how the joke works now i mean not the joke but like this style of comedy where freddie mercury would have died of mercury poisoning i don't get it though maybe it would make sense if he died of freddie poisoning because it's his last name. it doesn't count counts
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well, finally someone's advertising for south park. maybe the show can finally get off the ground. which one's the deps? do i still have it? like, i'm on deps 2? yeah, you're gonna find mom. is that momland? it's momland. alright. so should i just donate, like, all my money? i mean, that's up to you. is that a normal thing? is that what people do? in this economy? i'm gonna do it. you can't stop me. piece of shit. thank you macros86 for the 27 months in a row!
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dracula fetus you get an invite you look good in way. i like the revolving cast of whoever's around i'm just sending him out man. i think people don't realize like how he gets how higher duck game skills are now. we're doing like we're on high. we are i wish man it's not me. i like a piece of poop above your head. now. are you nick has a piece of poop above his head? i should invite a klyfish. they'd probably like to play with us. he's playing fish. oh
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high gravity. 1v1. no one ever hit the ball. exactly. it kind of makes me want to throw up a little bit. yeah, i just hate it. i hate everything. does the time go slow too? because it shouldn't. i think the time is normal. fuck that. fuck you canadian cannabis piece of shit. wow, that's like super rude. yeah. good. he's not dang weed. why did that not happen? oh, because everything goes super slow.
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to the wafting and then while it was paused on that level you would go and look for a secret room the next secret room in like a succession like you're unlocking a puzzle or something i gotcha, i gotcha and then you go all the way through until the last eleventh wave and then you blow through your devil deal to get like a puzzle piece or something unique to like for an unlock or something it's like freaking playing the movie cube that's kind of badass but nah there's nothing cool like that i looked
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classic. hey bear. yo. sir roland's a piece of shit. okay that's... roland is not though. he took down in the tournament of... what was that even called? the... get your name in the game. skin vitational. skin vitational, that's right. is this skin in yet? i had never followed that. no comment. all right.
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alright buddy. just sitting there. you could have gotten ripper onied. oh no! that's what you get for sitting there. i would be very incredulous about any person offering me meat sticks. if somebody came up to me and offered me a single apple, i would absolutely not eat it. there's a razor blade in that shit every time. a single like, unwrapped apple. that's the most suspicious food for a stranger to give you. a single piece of fruit definitely is up there. and yet halloween happens all the time with that.
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