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1113.20
may i remind you of, you know, this winter when i was trying to get the parasite in the binding of isaac. shit was impossible and extremely tedious, but eventually it worked out and we're all happier for it, i think. let's get this pot out of the way. extra 100 gold. oh no, dog, i'm sorry. that was an accident. i did pick up 12 extra bombs, which is awesome. so i'm not gonna hesitate too much to bomb my way down here. if i don't have to, i'd rather not, of course. i mean...
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1376.400
but only like on a state level. they shouldn't be making the teachers scoop that shit, man. their job is hard enough. at least the dog craze go outside, you know, like that is one thing dogs have over cats for sure. unless you live in an apartment building. well, you're still going outside, right? yeah, but you can't just like open the door. well, you shouldn't open the door because your dog poops. you got to pick it up, man.
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1092.60
keep grabbing these battery charges. that's good. okay, then we're gonna leave and we're just gonna drop the yara rune. wow, that's a bad time to have a magnet dog. we're gonna drop the yara rune out here, and then we're gonna go pick up a dice shard, and we're gonna reroll the shit out of it. unless with our battery charge can we use blank card dice shard? blank card dice shard! yes, we can. apparently we can also grab car battery here.
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1199.72
we're actually really low on hp. that was a little dangerous. obviously we're looking for something like midas touch. that would be incredible. if we don't get midas touch, hey dog, we have an orbital. if we don't get anything beyond that, we're still doing pretty well here. but i would like to actually, at this point, maybe disavow hoare of babylon and just pick up as much hp as possible. polyphemus, holy shit. that's pretty good. so we got an empress card and a joker.
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2138.18
versus what you've given me instead, which is utter dog shit. now i'm not saying dog shit is useless. maybe you can be like a dog shit farmer or something like that and sell it as manure. people would pay for it, man. i'm sure they would. but i'm not one of those people. dog shit is useless to me. i don't even have a backyard, much less a farm that would require buying commercially viable, you know, quantities of dog shit fertilizer. but there you go. there's your business name too. so let's go through this fruitless clusterfuck and pick up, you know, teleport again.
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7646.500
it's gonna take me a while to get there. i'm gonna pick up some gas as well. we're leaving fresno. hell yeah, another trucker! yo, there's one fundamental flaw in this game is that they don't honk when you honk. find the cruise control button? hell no, dog. i want to manage this shit. micro manage this shit. alright, look at that corner a little wide. this thing turns wide. it's a wide turner. just go into the shemron here. don't blame me! i voted for fieri, man! get some freaking gasoline. okay.
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547.100
stuck his head out from like a storefront and went, hey bro, here's a bag! and then the guy with the rottweiler went, i'd pick up the poop, but i don't have any bags! and then the nicely dressed guy went, i've got a bag for you so you can pick up your dog's shit! and then he saw that we had a five year old in a neighborhood where they don't see a lot of five year olds and went, man! and he stopped himself from saying another swear word. and then he went, you're a fucking dildo!
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1197.56
which means every time you pick up, or every time you use wooden nickel, we have a chance. merely a chance, mind you. okay, i'm not ever scared. that's the first thing you gotta learn about me. yeah, just go to the shop, dog. oh yeah, get the goat head. why not at this point in our lives? yeah! we can still do, holy shit, we can do the boss rush. oh my god, just run. place a bomb. this is what i should've done last time.
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4768.740
so we pick my kid up from school at, i don't know, three thirty four o'clock and then it's dark by the time we get home. so it makes you feel like you're living in like iceland or something like that. yeah. yeah, it gets dark here at five, which is just unacceptable. and the night just lasts forever. what country am i? i'm in the uk. well, technically i'm not in the uk, but dog shit spawned. i believe in us. it's the uk.
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5966.380
why would you assume that? they'll say something insane like, can you blame me? and you go, yeah. cause like, i wasn't... do you really think out of nowhere i was like talking about fucking an actual dog? how do you stop your dog from humping your leg? pick it up and suck its dick. how can you tell if your dog's gay? if this dick tastes like dog shit. like what the fuck is wrong with you? of course i blame you. that's fucking crazy.
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