Quotes about “Phone number”
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2953.02
i did see the ad you played for it where the dude showed you how easy it was to get an uber and it was him. he had to call a phone number for uber and then be like, hey, can i get an uber to this address to this place? and then i guess like someone on the other line like puts it into the app or something. so i will say this was a caveat because with my cell phone plan, i didn't know but it was nice. so like i was able to add it for free. so i have like a new phone number. but
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1776.04
at 2318 monday january the 2nd. okay? that's it. i gotcha. let me look up the... can i see the phone book? i can't search by phone number. let me open up my inventory here. 5153499. 5153499. let me open this up real quick. 5153499. 5153499. 515...
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4657.90
we got sahana in the rose building. liz. violet! violet has the phone number at 515 3499. there you go. violet, welcome here. we have her address, right? yes, okay, so that automatically gets on there. close it up and then this board, the organization is very important for me. oni jonsson, connection. last phone call. violet owns this phone number.
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7874.520
i don't trust them like how am i supposed to check that you know you're not how am i supposed to fact check that okay nick name a bill you'll be paying every month for the rest of your life what did you say so far electric gas phone cell house house bill? yeah, bill your mortgage. i want to put a bill on my house like a giant you know like a like a bill yeah, yeah, that's real slash mortgage all right number four cobalt name a bill you'll be paying every month for the rest of your life. oh, man uh medical bill
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1331.30
if sometimes, if like, let's say we're at like a clothing store and kate buys a shirt. and they're like, hey, can we get like an email address to register the shirt to? i'm just like, no, no thank you. i'd rather not. and they're like, well, you just like, we're not gonna do anything with it. just take, can we get your email address? nah. how about a phone number? also, no thank you if possible. and i get that it makes me look like a paranoid weirdo because i'm self aware, but at the same time, i'm like, excuse me?
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1395.96
oh, i've been waiting to buy that shirt. normally it was $22, now it's on sale for $21.50. i gotta go down to old navy and buy that shirt. you don't need to have my email address. you certainly don't need to have my phone number. never in my life has there ever been a situation where i've come back from an old navy and been like, you know, oh, i wish the old navy representative would call me because i got a lot of questions about how to use this shirt. our relationship stops and ends, you know, when you say have a nice day and i say, thank you, you too.
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1453.84
so i bet you, i believe that you intend to. but at the same time, like, i don't know if the 16 year old sales associate is the person that i'm gonna inundate with self righteous questions about, oh, do you guys hash and salt my phone number in your database? like, the answer is probably yes, i assume. but anyway, the point is, it's all like... it happened, uh... i get that it's, part of it is they might sell your information to advertisers. that actually does not bother me when people go like,
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1550.22
secondary sex hormone testosterone also commonly referred to as t and the dude at the counter was like hey can we get a phone number for this account? i was like nah dawg it's t! i don't need a consultant and i don't need you to ever like text me and be like how's the t if it's good i'll come back if it's bad i won't it's a tale as old as time
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1580.00
it's the fundamental underpinning of our capitalist society. to and you know, i'm making myself look like some kind of weird techno robin hood or something here, but to their credit nobody has ever been like, i need a phone number or you can't have the tea. but i just i just don't understand. i mean, okay, that's not true, i do understand. but i don't understand why nobody else is saying no. it's not that it's a big deal, it's just that it's it's completely unnecessary.
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1688.98
in the pettiest sense, i'm mahatma gandhi, be the change you want to see in the world. they say, can i have a phone number for this account? and i say, nah, that's okay. you know what? you gotta give me something. if you offer me a discount, i'll think about it. that's an offset for the risk.
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1711.40
if you're like, we'll bring you exclusive offers. i'm like, nah. that's like trading away steven stampko for future considerations. i need something concrete, you know? you can talk to my lawyer and we'll discuss the, you know, requisition of the email address at a later date, but for now i'm not comfortable. i just don't know if you buy like a computer. 100%. i understand it. you might have problems with that computer. here's your phone number.
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1802.98
i start wearing like a rorschach balaclava so you know the cctv cameras they identify your facial signature you know then we'll start talking about it, but for now. you know yeah when i go to oh that's anarchist cookbook that is the best anarchist cookbook of all time actually though when i go to you know london drugs which is our version. it's like a pharmacy plus general store, and they're like do you have a phone number? i'm like
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1832.00
that's not what you're asking. of course i have a phone number. it's the year 2017. what do you think, i'm some kind of weirdo? you think i'm nuts? it's all a spectacle to you! okay, so we're gonna... we're gonna win this run, and it's been a fast run as well, but... like, i am not 100% confident that it's gonna be automatic. dude, by the way, how many curses of the blind you gotta give a man on one run? sad bombs, like, sincerely should basically kill everything.
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1865.06
i'm not worried about permanent polaroid invincibility right now. the more hp the merrier, as far as i'm concerned. on a raw, absolute level. ignore the frames, i got a very important skype message that's probably about nothing at all. well, you know what? let's go to skype corner here. okay, i mean, it's not anything important, it's just asking if we wanted to play the dark souls board game. the answer is yes, but unfortunately i don't have time right now. and if you ask for my phone number, i'm gonna knife you!
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7193.76
because i just can't be bothered with that shit i hate getting called robot calls i hate when my phone rings no matter who it is even if i enjoy talking to the person i if i don't have the number i'm never answering the call yeah i feel that like it's just even when people call me who i know i go yeah they can text me
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729.42
i'll have some hot obvs if you don't mind. oh hey, it's the swat team. cops, they're looking for ethan. it looks like a raid. is this ethan? telephone. telephone. telephone. come on, what was the damn number? oh fuck. come on, come on. pick up the phone. hello? the cops, they're in the motel. you've got to get out of here. did i get it right?
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3271.18
nobody dissented. did we win? we lost. josh, name something a babysitter would hate to discover the house she's in didn't have. diapers. yeah, okay. diapers. hmm. diapers is the number six answer. wow! yeah. i'm gonna guess like phone or food is number one because the real question here is like
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3405.76
family feud has popped up an x unfortunately. fuck. have we said phone already? yeah, it was number one. what if you just go like entertainment or movies or something? movies. they said dvds though. they said dvds, that's wrong so i probably shouldn't have guessed that. what do you think? yeah, seven seconds.
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4009.12
and number five, kisses. yeah, those are the worst. i guess, man. cooties, man. just give me some fully dressed kisses. can't believe the direction that ended up going into. okay. name a place you don't want your cell phone to start ringing. funeral. absolutely. that would be... oh, excuse me, i gotta take this. wow, vikings really crushed it today. funeral! not on there, sorry.
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4039.08
so from now on you can rest assured that the funeral is only the sixth or above worst place for your cell phone to go off. got it. church, number one. i finished my drawing. chris. can you tweet it because i would like to see it? yeah, i tweeted it. alright. well, i'm tweeting it. i'm going to take a quick mouse away from family feud. you didn't tweet it yet. it's loading right now. what do you mean it's loading?
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2634.66
i don't have them, but they're there. yeah, you know, if i see a car just parked on the street i don't say, oh i have two freaking ferraris. i've got my ferrari obviously, but then i don't get to just have the other ferrari. it's like zipcar, you just see a car on the side of the road and you're like, i'm just gonna take that now. i mean, you make it sound like, uh, it's not illegal. it's illicit, but you pay for it. you sign up for that and you put your phone number in it and stuff. it's as little as $6 a month.
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4954.62
put your phone number on the windshield of your car? make offer. okay. i'm gonna guess that this is the united states. nina's family hairstyling limited liability corporation. bo boothsville? now we just need to figure out the state. are you gonna make them an offer? i'm not making them any offers, okay? don't even if you dude, this is like the chat that cried ohio. now i have no idea if it's actually ohio.
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1487.840
uh, media, not media. every time a retail establishment asks me for a phone number for a loyalty account, i tell them my phone number is eight six seven five three oh nine. and then one time they did it at walgreens and they were like, are you jar jar binks? and he was like, yeah, that's me. and then they were like, you have like $250 in reward points or something like that. and he got all of his shit for free because everybody's using eight six seven five three oh nine.
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1520.320
i think i might when i when i you know, i'm going to the grocery store i got like my own account and stuff like that but if i'm buying shoes and they ask for a phone number i think i'm gonna start hitting them with the eight six seven five three oh nine and then like some of the days you're gonna be giving your loyalty points away into the collective account but then like maybe one in a hundred times they're gonna be like, oh my god you have like a thousand dollars in credit or something like that and
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1548.740
that would be sick man. let's all start using 867 5309 as our rewards phone number. been doing it for years. area code? well whatever the area code is where you live. it's an interesting idea man. let's all agree not to use the points. no man, if they say you've got enough points to like knock, i would say knock the 10, if it can knock 10 bucks off your purchase you use them. otherwise you double it and give it to the next guy.
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3681.540
god is my witness. i thought it was a bomb to blow up the the sus bricks coupon book. i was like chat was right man. you got to put the bomb on the... change the ending to political? the red prince? thomas yanders. that's just a phone number. okay, artney. earth? crate. crate? paint. paint? paint? pain. create, you geniuses!
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