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so he is the same person then. these are not spoilers, you don't have to yeah, exactly. nick, just go take a philosophy class is what sweety weber mcyegor jensen says. i have. you'd you'd but i didn't like settle the matter in my one semester of philosophy. you didn't get your fill apparently, it's like, you know, if you go out to eat and you're still hungry, you get something else to eat, man.
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i learned a lot about what is a natural resource except not actually. okay, yeah, i kind of hated that part. what is a natural resource? here's a list of four natural resources. you chose the wrong one. nick went to art school and took philosophy, tuition money well spent. you have to be aware that they don't just put you through only art classes. there's other classes involved. but who is they? yeah, the man. big pharma.
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and i get the car battery, which i've gotta take. this evil eye item is cool. like, spawns like a little floating eye that goes in the direction of your tears that you shoot, but it shoots its own path of tears? huh. it's weird. more tears the better. that's my philosophy. onan's was easy, actually, but... yeah, i wanted you to start off with isaac, not chocolate milk and regular tears, so you're welcome to edmund for giving you chocolate milk. if you find piercing, you automatically lose the challenge, though, so... gg.
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also i had stopwatch on my final run which helped quite a bit too. ah yeah, i can imagine. and that is not a part where you should feel any shame for using stopwatch, because damn that run. they're like, on the speed challenge and on the, um, on the other challenge, the guardian. you should use whatever you need to succeed. yeah. that's my philosophy on that. i have not beaten speed either. i think i only have speed and blue bomber and one other one left. blue bomber is very, very doable.
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no, i lived through that sneeze. oh, okay good. didn't live through that though. i'm ready. put me in coach. put me in coach carter. i've been approaching student athletics with a renewed focus on academic rigor. that's a joke about the film coach carter. i liked it, yeah. i was into it. oh. it's not really a film, it's more like a philosophy. that's true. woo! i'm ready. woo! hey!
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life goes on, you know? it's a good philosophy when you're talking about video games, i think. well, you don't dwell on any of the negative. you just kind of... it's the flowing stream of time. you just keep it going. precisely. you know, push the... push the stuff that is small stuff out of the way and focus on the things that actually matter. occasionally a small rock will drift down the flowing stream of time and then you embrace it! and that's like a good life goes on. because that's like life goes on and you're like strong. you're stronger as a result. life goes on er at that point.
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i think. for breakfast, for fast breakfast, absolutely. yeah, the, you know, whole crackin' egg and like, you know, the, the... you can get crackin' eggs there? they crack each egg, man. oh, i thought you meant from the sea serpent. alright, nevermind. um, you know, nothings ever, like, the, the muffins are, the english muffins are never like soggy or anything. they got a good, uh, crispiness to them. it's the dry 17 year old philosophy 1000. proper cheese meltage. that's great.
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i don't know then i don't want to say like you know dicks are fun and stuff like that but i guess after you're done being a teenager the novelty wears off a little bit and it's like more utilitarian for me now, so i'm like alright well i don't know that might sound kind of depressing, but i just know i was exactly with you dude my philosophy has been that like if you take 10% off of a dick it's still a dick and
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well your heart was in the right place you certainly knew what you were trying to say and that's what's really important language is just a conveyor of messages. that's always been my philosophy is that language is a conveyor belt and if you put enough things on the conveyor belt eventually we'll start a shipping company i guess. exactly, ibsofacto shipping and receiving cbt. we're all familiar with the cbt method. you just slipped the cbt and nobody even notices anymore. i don't know man like okay i'm not kink shaming at all
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all i know is you're getting some wicked cbt at the end of it. probably true, yeah. are you pitching or catching? that's exactly my philosophy. i don't buy the idea that if you're not homosexual, then giving another man a blowjob is somehow preferable to having intercourse with him. but i think there's a lot to tease out there. it's almost more personal in a way. that's what i was thinking! it's almost like you're doing it because you want to! which is not there's nothing wrong with that! but uh...
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a doctor could do anything to me if they tell me that it's good to do. and i think that's a good philosophy, you know? trust your doctor. i like to think i'm that way too, but then i'm gonna eventually get to that point where i'm gonna have to have a hose stuck down my throat and i'm gonna be like, man, this is awful.
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you can't parse it in your brain. you gotta invite me by the way. i know. i was thinking sip of my tea. that's fine. it wasn't all about that fast life. it's not all about that fast life. she paid about the right amount. yeah, that's my philosophy. have i spent any money in nikko atsume? no, i have spent zero dollars in that. that game was real cute. i have also obtained nearly every item in it at this point by simply turning it on multiple times a day.
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aren't poppers like the studio 54 drug from like the disco era? when you got tired, you would just like snort this like inhalant and be good to go? that sounds like whippets to me. yeah, i think it's the same philosophy, but i might be incorrect. hey, by the way when i hear poppers, i think jalapeno poppers, and those are fine. you can have those. nothing against jalapeno poppers. hey, teens, if you're watching this, don't drink racing fuel. also, we shouldn't have to tell you that.
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into epochtus, 19 months in a row. that's a really interesting philosophy, i would say, though. and it makes sense on certain levels, i think. i don't know if every interaction is going to be like that, because i do feel like... some people do just have natural... just more natural... oh, adaptation or... what's the word i'm looking for? they're just drawn naturally to certain people more than others. yeah.
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so it always shows you its shell. don't take this as an insult, but what is that from? because i only know it from my freshman year philosophy professor bringing it up.
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466.860
it's discworld by terry pratchett. it's a disc on the back of a turtle or something. oh, is that what that's from? if it is, then i really wish my freshman year philosophy teacher would have told me, because i was thinking, man, this guy's high as fuck. i thought it was like native american folklore. how would native americans know what a turtle is? the turtle is endemic to only antarctica. yeah, my chat's also confirming it's from discworld. discworld didn't come up with the concept, chad says. the plot thickens. oh.
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but that's just kind of wasteful though. well, i mean, you know, you see how many napkins they throw in a bag on a regular basis? i have a feeling that's sort of on an individual basis for who works there though. there's probably no set fee for that. you're like, i'm eating one cheeseburger, i don't need 40 napkins. that's just, it's out of control. they should scale it with the amount of sauce you get. that's my philosophy, yeah. it actually makes some sense, considering. there you go! if you got 40 napkins, you have to give me at least three sauces.
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yeah, i'd much rather have him eat the pork than the legos if he had to pick. that's my philosophy. although in the real world, i think, uh, cats probably, like, don't kill pigs that often, or like wild boars, but... everyone's saying, like, cats are carnivores, don't sweat it. you'd be surprised though. like, yeah, cats live in the wild, there's like a lot of shit that's poisonous to them that you wouldn't expect. but it could go in the other direction too, there's a lot of stuff poisoned for us. it could be totally fine for them, i'm just saying, yeah, you wanna err on the side of caution.
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it's better to bullshit than say nothing at all. pretty much my philosophy behind handling youtube. saying nothing at all is really not a great perspective for a youtube channel i'd say. you know, allison krauss was full of shit. what if it was someone who was deaf and didn't say anything, would you still hate them then?
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i don't like the best player available philosophy. you always say the best player available, you're gonna pass up a generational talent just to take, you know, some of that fills a need for your team. shaq is like one of the best big men that has ever played basketball. lebron is one of the best big men in general who's ever played. how many people have been in space jam? well like, shaq was in space jam. at least like 10 or 20. yeah? i don't think that's right. you don't think shaq was in space jam? no, i do.
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