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772.540
these guys turn into steak when you kill them. just like chewed up steak. chewed up steak? you got steak on the brain man. yeah, i really do. you get enough iron? uhh, probably not actually. i could probably use some steak. how often do you consume red meat? maybe less than once a week. less than once a week? except i went through a roast beef phase a couple weeks ago and i was like all about roast beef.
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9261.840
you should be. no, it's the ones... they give you the options of things that you wanna buy and then you have to decipher if that's the one of the three that you need to buy. i can't click on any of them though. well yeah, cause i think cobalt already bought it. it's in a different phase right now. yeah, yeah. it's kinda hard with the delay. but yes, i am watching. cobalt bought his own painting. i didn't know what i was doing!
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hmm all right. that's that's the reality some kind of there's some fun kind of theory like the first phase it calculates your damage or something for the rest of the phases or some something or that's what i've heard there's a certain amount of hits but i mean some people like it some people don't i like it because it means you have to be consistent even during runs where you get super op and being the boss with with your dodging in and knowing the mechanics, so i think that's a positive the negative is
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i was watching bizsnap earlier and he's gone back in the direction of that they are testing your dps with the first phase of hush. really? so i'm wondering when this will end. it's obvious that, you know, something is going on there. but just don't know what. edmund's balls, thank you very much for the subscription. should be seeing a picture of those pretty soon. i hope so, and i... all you gotta do is lose eight lives on, uh, on hush.
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2213.400
probably don't reroll that rooms just drop two dimes in this room when i finished it is the blue map each dip blue map there now. there's another battery which means we'll come in here we'll die and then we'll reroll it again get this bible or maybe the bible kills hush instantly i'm gonna say probably not no i'm gonna get through the first phase and then we'll see man then we'll see fuck it. i'm not going back for hearts. i don't care if i die die i
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a little salty, i'm not gonna disrespect my audience and say that i'm not a little salty when i am a little salty, but uh... why are you so salty? it's hard boss. one day we will figure out how to game this guy and he will not be a problem again. biznap says you shoot him very very slowly in the first phase, like one shot every five seconds and that'll recalculate your dps to make him weaker. did you lose?
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that's true. i think for the hush, since it's in stage fights you have to wait until the second phase to kill him anyway. but i think the point of the k.s. card is the one shot stuff is a pretty rare card. sure, yeah. i doubt that they would change that. you used to get mega shot or mega, you know, one shot mega satan's phase as well, one of his phases.
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why do i throw knives and bombs? oh yeah, welcome. this is a very important phase of this run's lifespan. what the hell? probably the defining element. they're homing bombs! oh, and i have bomberman! no! teleport into mega satan? i would love to. you know, we do have that sun card, but i think we just have to leave. hmm...
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oh, nice phase! whoa, whoa, whoa! okay. i did not even see the net fire. okay. um, fuck off. fuck off. let's go, kobalt. oh, fuck off. did you just throw the controller down? i put it down gently. i accidentally threw the sword the wrong direction, hit the spring and killed me. i like the strategy that you're employing here. no, don't do it, kobalt.
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so, uh, what are we gonna skype battle? well, now you gotta go through the second phase which is getting into magic online and then we can just stream that for the rest of our lives. and probably lose like all of our support on twitch and people will unsubscribe en masse but it'll be worth it to feed the addiction. it's okay, just subscribe to me, i won't talk about magic ever again. oh no, my webcam is broken, that's unfortunate. oh... god darn it! okay, that's fine. i have to restart the stream guys. that's alright. it's gonna be 9th time today.
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you know, women have that weird magical power where they can somehow phase the bra through their clothes and pull it out. they can. i've seen some. it's almost like they've worn one every day for like their entire post you best in lives. almost. oh, that was a good throw too. awwww. alright. well, freak out lingon if anyone wants it. yeah, i'm a little mallard. nobody wants it though. i'm doing squats. i don't work out. watching my figure. box exploded.
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he's zipping around like a fucking... rocky raccoon or something. like, you can see the dpi on his mouse from it. i think he's about to make my dpi, i think. my dick phase in and out of existence. that's basically how i just went out. just destroyed. hey, it's cause velociraptor's on the other team! he's on our team, actually. i was just kidding around. we win? seems like he's on the other team sometimes. oh. turtle beach is op. op, dude! you want a sponsorship? we'll hook you up, man.
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well, it's hard because if everyone is in there it might be easy. don't put the barricades up until like, you know, there's five seconds left in the starting phase. i don't know how to do that. you just wait five seconds man. oh yeah, that's too... oh man. not good. yeah, that was pretty poor.
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when you chaos card satan, do you have to wait until phase 2 for it to kill him, or does it kill him straight through his first phase? it just kills one phase. oh, so you wait. okay. well, i've got epic fetus, so honestly it doesn't matter anyway. you can skip to last phase, or you can just, you know, wait and kill the second phase completely instantly. well, second phase is actually easier than first phase, i think. yeah, i would say first phase skip because the waves take more time. i like chaos carding the hush. oh, that's true. i could use self sacrifice and just skip right to the end right now.
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i think i had like 150% like plague damage and i had a plague weapon. so... these bombs are doing work though, the bubbles are actually doing it. there is a chance that i might live. you can do it! small chance, but there's a chance. there's a lot of bullets, that's very many bullets. it's like the hush fight all over again right here. alright, killed phase one. i have not seen phase two. oh there's more bullets.
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you're fighting megastan right now. i have been since the last time it was brought up, but the first phase is almost done. oh, shit. yeah, i might just go to megastan. it's a high quality gun. i mean, i am a sos... ooh, that's a mini boss room. why didn't you get more damage before megastan? yo, i did the entire floor, my dog! the floor has been handled, you know what i got? bob's curse.
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but you know number three, you know if i'm going through a phase where i'm trying to be a little more health conscious i can definitely get down with some almonds. yeah, i can't even have an allergy sadly. they don't know like almonds as a garnish like slippers i'm a straight up almond dude like give me a whole almond skin on yeah you guys ever have those like tamari almonds that are baked in soy sauce, so they're a little salty. yeah fantastic
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