Quotes about “PhD”
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do you get like, how do you get like heart containers? i'm not talking to you anymore. i will. talk to me, josh. you answer his bullshit questions with your bullshit answers. you usually find them or you can buy them yourself if you want to. can you actually, can you buy them? or can you find them? yeah, you can totally buy them, man. where do you, oh shit dude, that's a good one. just collect some money and then go upstairs and see what's up there. yeah. okay. you'll like it. okay, i think that's a good one for me. this guy is, these people are saying get phd but i don't think so?
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how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run really? what are you talking about? that was my question! like you think, i mean i know. phd is amazing! how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run? alright, i got it. you're gonna pay uh freaking 15 cents for one hp upgrade. i got fucking puberty. or you could pay 15 cents and get like all stats upgrades over and over throughout the game. oh god. is this gabriel or uriel? i need to know. what is this question? is this a question designed to break the human mind?
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i mean actually it just helped. how is retro vision? don't i have phd? retro vision should not be in this. oh you're gonna love retro vision, it's a great build. phd just like keeps retro vision in there for fun. that's weird. i wish i could he died of an overdose. oh well then like that's not funny, that's just sad. sad. this is kind of insensitive of him. probably never gonna get another chance at that really really easy and terrible joke. makes him feel like a horrible person.
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i have the host head and the butt bombs though, so then they're too no, me too actually. yeah, i can do this. i mean i've got like brimstone anti grav, so it's still working, but it's not nearly as good as it was when i started. i don't have brim. if i throw this run i'm gonna be so mad. i think i have a phd. i also have guaranteed mega satan kill if i throw this run, it's over. oh, the d20. oh, and i get to fly. there you go, my butt bombs. slotcher them.
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not the serial company, the literal general of the american army right now. oh, general mills. yeah. general m i l l l z. wow, that's a lot of z, or l's before that z. yeah, that's why they call him lz for short. oh yeah, i have a phd. i'm gonna go grab that pillow bottle, i guess, instead. dude, for a second i thought you were talking about real life, and that seemed like the greatest argument technique of all time. it was like you're having an argument with somebody and you're like, oh right, i have a phd, so...
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they always get like something dude on there who is like you got a phd in like creative writing but they do it themselves like well john johnson phd and then he's like pretty sure evidence points to the fact that they may hitler may actually be a ghost
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anything else? you know? uh, no, i started fighting a boss. okay. i still haven't quite worked out this playing and talking thing yet. one day. yeah, actually, chat raises a good question. if her name's mother theresa, does she become saint mother theresa? that's like your name is like fucking doctor mr... you know... esquire, yeah. yeah, exactly. i'm doctor mr. saskatchewan, phd. like, you can only choose one type of... doctor mr. saskatchewan.
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the terminator 2 universal studios movie seems to imply that it's the technology that exists separate from the actual terminators. so it's not even the terminators that do that, i guess, but... since when is explosive diarrhea a good pill? it's not really, but the game is confused. well, i have phd and... yeah. it is. yo, you know what would be a great movie? fuck alien vs. predator. oh, i wanna see that, yeah. what if we had tomb raider vs. terminator?
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you gotta make them, they're like jelly, right? the idea is that the human warmth inside of your body will melt them so that way you don't get eggs stuck in your body cavities. and then you put them in the ovipositor and then you can insert them in any cavity you wish. i accidentally walked into a phd level dissertation when i should be in fucking ovipositor 101. i don't even understand what this guy's talking about. you make the eggs out of gelatin, what's not to understand? you get jelly eggs.
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people are obsessed with the pursuit of knowledge, which is a good thing. but if somebody's talking to me and they're like, hey, you called this thing a quark when it's actually a positron, and i'm like, sorry, i don't really understand that level of nuclear chemistry. then you'd be like, that's not a valid argument here. i've enrolled you in the phd program at cambridge. we can talk when you finish this.
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i want to make sure the dude running the vapor bars got a phd. you could argue we had brain damage right from the start. pardon me? nothing. don't worry too much. i think spec usn for the five dollar tips as nl tried jerking his gherkin with ben gay stop lying. i've never done that. why would you why would you ever choose anything but like a lubrication element? i saw on reddit somebody asked can you actually jerk off with mayonnaise?
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james america graduated top of his class in every single school he's ever been to. he's got a phd in everything at west point. he's got a 2% body fat. he's been training his whole life to be an astronaut. he won legends of the hidden temple, which is why he got access to space camp and ignited his love of astronomy.
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in addition to his extensive training, the quebec native will bring his experience in astrophysics and engineering to the new canadian space agency. yeah! how many of you in chat got phd in astrophysics and engineering? yeah, it's probably freaking zero is my guess. nah, there's probably one or two in there. yeah, there's possibly. i'm always surprised at people that watch our show. that's true, we do have like some very intelligent viewers. yeah. which is surprising because we're fucking morons. yeah, we're idiots.
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