Quotes about “Perrier”
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331.94
sure, some words can be damaging, but my words? come on. come on. they get hurt, but you can get hurt by lots of stuff. i drank a perrier too fast yesterday and thought like my bowels were dying. i didn't know. and you would think like normally when you drink sparkling water too fast, you get it in like your chest because you have like a burp that won't come out. somehow maybe the minerals make the bubbles heavier in perrier. so it like sunk into my small intestine and just started to like expand.
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7679.660
anything about this child. i don't know anything about this child at all. but i'll eat your canapes. i'll eat your canapes and i'll drink a maison perrier pamplemousse sparkling water for sure, man. it would be so funny if this was something only you experience. honestly, 30s? i don't know if it's the same for everybody, but the 30s is kind of great. because when i was like 16, i was like, oh, i wish i could just be normal. now at 36, i'm like, thank god i'm not normal, man. just
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446.920
good for them? yeah, yeah. harm reduction. is it bad to own a sodastream due to the conflict in the gaza strip? i default to yes on that one. i'll keep buying the maison perrier. i have become a sparkling waterhead since the cz study. i don't care if it's scientifically valid or not, the vibes are right.
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467.740
and i gotta tell you, i'm on the san pellegrino right now, but i also got some maison perrier yesterday, and i think i gotta be a maison perrier guy, man. because the maison perrier, the water is like electric even after you pour it. it's water? yeah, but like when you pour the... here's the san pellegrino, okay?
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488.220
you hear that? of course you don't hear that. there's nothing to fucking hear. it's still got a bite to it. it's got a bite to it, don't get me wrong, but when you pour the maison perrier in the rocks glass, it goes... like it's even though it's the meniscus is not even close to the top of the glass, it's spilling a little bit because the bubbles are like overflowing from the top. tap still or sparkling and picking sparkling is a power stance.
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562.220
mason timms to mel gibson, fuck you man. you didn't click swanky? beg for your life. who said that? jam bagel? i'm waiting. you're not dealing with the same fellow you were three weeks ago. i'm 20 days off the cz. i'm drinking maison perrier now. has it been that long already? i was off for like a week just because i hadn't been to the grocery store before i saw the study. lucky me. sometimes life, art imitates life man.
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1820.520
it feels like i'm a little thirsty. i'll take a drink from my normal sized bottle of water. perfectly reasonable amount of water to drink in a single gulp, holding it the way you hold a normal sized bottle of water. is that a san pellegrino? don't debase me, it's a maison perrier. buy an iphone? they're still phone flexing? i don't know the difference, man. i can beat you in uma with a nokia. you know, it's not the, a poor craftsman blames his tools.
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3211.480
i'm not daydreaming. i'm picturing that somebody wrote stephen king pushing books out of his pussy into grok. and then that's the image that got spat out. like he's crying, but his face looks like him if he was a baby and it's got that weird ai smear on it. like it's bad, man. it's actually, if you've ever lost playing this game, honestly, you might want to go back to uma misume. that's all. sips perrier.
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3250.080
stop, by the way, stop saying that it's classes to drink perrier. i literally bought this from no frills, bro. no frills. it's frill less. it is? it's not, bro. it's not. two bucks a liter, that's cheaper than gas. it's actually a little bit more expensive than gas. like, markedly... no, not, not, okay, because we overpay for gas here too. per liter? yeah.
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4305.260
how can you miss it bro? it's not lemau with four o's worthy bro. that's too far. stop calling me rich because i drink perrier, okay? you know every time like someone on stream is having like gamer subs or g fuel that shit is like more expensive per serving than the perrier man! and don't hit me with some churlish shit like yeah but that has flavor. oh what flavor? you ever been to the gamer subs website? every flavor is called like gamer girl bath water bro.
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4359.620
they're trying to kill me over the perrier and i think the perrier is mostly just like, i don't know. they don't like the vibes or something. maybe it's owned by nestle. i'm not 100% sure. can't you ignore them? oh, it's not as fun though. perrier is pinky up. i don't think any sparkling water is pinky up these days, man. sparkling water, definitely like in the...
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4382.700
in my childhood, if you went over to somebody's house and they had perrier, you were like, oh shit, they really think they're fucking cool, right? in 2025, everyone's got sparkling. like, go over to somebody's house, you want something to drink? this is a real story that happened. i swear it to you. i was at...
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2234.880
where's the weird green bottle? you mean this one? or are you talking about this one? that's right, i got the maison perrier and i got the san pellegrino ready to go. the maison perrier unfortunately is empty, which is a debuff because it's better so i drank it faster but the san peli's still rocking. we got about half of the san peli left.
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2707.380
there's a craft and an art involved. they're reinterpreting 80s hair metal via the power of interpretive exotic dance, okay? french police just raided the perrier bottling site. it's so crazy that i'm getting updates on this, but that's actually like, it's kind of like what it's like to watch 24 hour news, right?
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1785.12
perrier or san pellegrino or stuff like that you know that stuff's a little bit out of my price range for stuff that comes out of your tab basically for free, but there is a brand of sparkling water that runs like a dollar a liter here, and i'm a little bit more acceptable there. i'm gonna try it i got to admit. i like it. i do. i think i might be a convert to the sparkling water conspiracy
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660.66
it's a little extreme. i can't be holding that fiscally for the rest of my life. that precedent is dangerous. when you checked out, did you look into the eyes of the person who was scanning the thing? yeah, well he was like 17 though. i'm pretty sure he doesn't care. oh, he doesn't? okay. i figured it was a high judgment zone. he wasn't a chicken also. but this is the kind of grocery store as we were checking out, there were bottles of sparkling water behind the cash register. there were like $15 each. it was not perrier. it was actually called, i think, bling.
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1325.12
this is not the parts, this is like a waypoint i set ages ago. so both of the quest beacons are like in the same area here. let's walk. oh my god. thank you. i appreciate it. repair jack's broken heart. that's not even possible, so don't even sweat it. is kate sneezing or yelling eat shit? kate, were you sneezing or yelling eat shit? kate was sneezing. i believe her. heck yeah. can't throw that out, that's perrier, baby. it's like 10 cents per 100 milliliters.
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1404.62
maybe we've had two i'm trying to think basically my life right now is divided into like pre packs and post packs and the pre packs i don't even remember this is a new orion now not because i've made any serious life changes but just because that was the last time i i left my house. i guess basically that's not true i do go to costco occasionally for the smoking deals on sparkling water just out of control a dollar a liter for perrier those are like no fill no frills prices right there. it's it's remarkable. all right, we're going up. oh
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