Quotes about “People not real”
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it was not the actual bands or music, it was all covers, yeah, by people. every song. which one was that? was that five? even guitar hero 2 was like that. yeah, it was like guitar hero 1 and guitar hero 2. and then they actually started getting the real music and i was like, whoa, guitar hero's growing here! like, what's going on? it's catching on a little bit.
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i think your voice just slightly dipped as you realized they were there which is the best part. it's that weird like streamer thing where it's like i don't care if 2,000 people on the internet hear me, but if my neighbors hear me i'll be mortified. right. i won't be able to handle that. that's a real thing. it really is. it is man, it is. i wasn't being facetious, it really is a real thing. it is a real thing. he's not being facetious. yeah. nick, how was ireland? oh it was fantastic. it was like the best thing i've ever done.
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yeah, the cultural appropriation of things irish is kind of silly. there's not a lot of real irish culture in most things. it's not very flattering. you shouldn't be flattered by what north america has taken from irish culture. there's not an insult towards irish culture. every march whatever, people wearing green and throwing up on the streets. gross.
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what i thought was just really bizarre though is you came all this way to dublin, right? and then you're gonna go buy some shit that you could buy in the us anyway. why not go to an actual shop in dublin, which is like right down the street from me and buy a real thing that's made by actual irish people. right, yeah. if you care about that.
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you're better at wrestling stories than wrestling is. so what i don't get is like when people tweet, they're like, man, there's like some real controversy with kane right now. so no, i mean the controversy with kane is just like kane. just fucking you're old, dude. admit it. what are you doing? oh, he's old, okay. like we're not interested in kane. we've had kane for 15 years. oh, i see, yeah. and like there's not, i mean, what can you, i mean. yeah, so low.
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there's some real bad happening in the background of that game. yeah, i mean the next set in paper comes out in january, so it's like a race between whether or not duels is gonna get that set before, like get the last set before the next paper set comes out. it's a little, it's been, it's been rough for the people at stainless games working on things. and i guess...
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not my preferred crowd necessarily, but i've never had any problems with them. oh get in there. oh yeah. oh, oh get it. oh, yeah oh man, this is my game comeback is real something brian would love the gathering of the juggalos i would go to it once a day. you're guaranteed. yeah, wouldn't get killed. i think a lot of people die there there's do a lot of drugs even if anybody dies there. oh
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that's a joke. i'm aware. she's a lady dude you that is like the second oldest joke on the internet makes it like dancing baby done and before but or done whatever the real player format is um yeah, it's a rtf or i don't know it still gets people on a regular basis whenever someone on the show makes a joke like well you know zelda's the girl or sorry zelda's the boy and links the girls so people are like wow how do you not know this yet? oh my god this is
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yeah, chaos card is only supposed to do half damage against bosses. and also every time you use it, it takes away one eden token for some reason. oh no! we should probably iterate. we're joking. these are not real things. no, no. i have no knowledge of them doing anything to chaos card. if tyrell owen's gonna blame me for everything that people don't like about afterbirth anyway, then we might as well come up with bullshit like this.
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ah, that's th that's real. i'm glad other people in chat are joining me and saying what the fuck is a wolf. it's like a 1950s term. it just it's like a pervert? yeah. it was calling somebody a pervert that's not that bad. you know, somebody like catcalls and does gross things. that's a wolf? awooooo like like that. yeah, like what they always used to draw in the cartoons back in the day. alright. i'm not following i'm sorry you don't follow me, but some people might.
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dude, the animations on this cat are freaking me the fuck out. it's not just a real cat though, it's a dude in a cat suit. i don't know how much the stream could hear, but i could hear it quite clearly. oh, okay, so this is just a dude. yeah. yeah, you don't think a cat can race with people, right? it's okay. i look like a cat. people run really fast though. i call them mulligan on that one. what happened? i was having a conversation about noise bleed. why did you give up? i didn't give up, i got killed!
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i've heard more about mcdonald's pizza in like the past four days. dude, it's real! well, it was. and i've never heard, like weirdly, two or three more people i heard or saw talking about it since we brought it up. it was pretty good. and i never heard of it before then. i don't know if it existed in the us though. no, it must not have. it must have just been a big canadian thing.
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alfred einstein! all by the promise to the speed of light. man, it's been a while since i've played this but it feels real good. i played it all weekend. i was asking people. you didn't ask me. well you're not in our tournament of shame chat. how about i just add him to that chat? you can add him to that chat because i was playing rocket league all weekend and nobody wanted to play with me. i played once. rob did play once. that was like last wednesday man.
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yeah, what's the matter? dan, did you just want your survivor audition? i honestly think dan could win survivor. i wouldn't be surprised. i've seen people ask him why he doesn't do it and he's like, i'm just not interested in that show, which is fair. he's in good shape, you know? he should try to win the real housewives of orange county. i hear that's very competitive. isn't one of the rooster teeth guys on the next season of the amazing race? is he really? that would not surprise me either. we're not that far off then.
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if there's anything like a food engineer personally that's like a real title though like of people who work at shaded me yeah like molson beer they're food engineers because they're not you know wait i don't know what are they not but they're not like food artists they're sandwich artists they're that's subway engineers exactly there was uh i saw this video about uh i think it was like it was like cup
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they didn't want to dishonor him after he passed away. i mean wendy's dead, they still use her, you know, pale corpse as the logo for wendy's. they regenerated her into a younger form like shang tsung. yeah, because they, i remember they had the commercials for wendy's where they started using the real wendy and they're like, oh this is a bad idea. people don't want to eat here anymore. the concept of wendy's is not old ladies, it's redheads, come on!
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except it's gonna like, you know, run out of water soon, so maybe this is not the time to buy in. i'm gonna be there on thursday. make sure to bring a couple liters of water. you have to now or they won't let you into the state. gotta bring more than you take away. we joke about it, but seriously, it's gonna be a real problem. like millions of people are gonna be displaced. and yet rich people still get to water their lawns. i mean, what's california without lawns, let's be honest here?
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but the multiplayer mode is real fun. yeah, i don't know, i hope this is not a trend that continues to get worse. i imagine there's not a lot of latitude for it to get worse though, so probably if it does, it'll immediately be a huge problem for a lot of people. i'm sure we'll talk about this tomorrow on the round table. yeah. nl never accepts season passes as normal. apathy is how they win. no, i think like apathy is how they like don't lose.
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yeah, you know what? i don't know either actually. this makes me think that people probably are not that interested. yeah, you're right. it's a pretty good way of illustrating that too. empty vessel gives you hp. yeah, i knew it was a tough choice between empty vessel for the hp or brimstone for the unlimited range as azazel. i chose brimstone. empty vessel's real good too. we have a really strong run here. i hope i can get a key somehow and get to megastain. hmmmm.
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this game is a digital representation of a baby that is not... it's not a real baby. right, but some people might not like to look at something that looks too simulatory, so... oh, that's a great game for them. it's called, uh, rna preliminarys. talking about, like, amino acids now. i'm talking about all sorts of things. ugh! freaking bad is ruining my day! didn't see that coming. that's good, that's good. ooh.
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haha people on the subreddit are gonna go wild kate's pregnant she's not actually though she's gonna be real mad that you said that no she's not yeah, i gotta live with it it's not even the first time today kate wants to snap mare me so hard. yeah, she's gonna bust your ass open to bring it oh
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yeah, no, we're not talking about a game. this was a real experience that happened. yeah, nick was a baby. a baby genius. starring christopher lloyd. the hot totti! thank you very much for the subscription. the hot totti. you ever have a hot totti? me neither. i don't exactly know what it is, but i think it's like a drink older people drink. i think a hot totti is a hot apple cider with rum in it? oh, that doesn't sound bad. or something? that's a hot you ever have an arnold palmer?
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i don't think that bright pink? yeah, i'm thinking your butthole's not pink. maybe some people's are, like if you lift away the folds or something. i thought your butthole's the same color as your nipples. wait, your butthole has folds? well, it's got like two sphincters. what? there's two sphincters. it's a thing. it's real.
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and santa's not real sorry. i'm just how being honest. i mean i wasn't gonna say that kind of crossing the line a little bit people could be watching this with their kids man, that's true. that is actually super i just don't know why you would lie like that these are character into question mm hmm. i don't have great character although i
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