Quotes about “Penis fireworks”
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yeah, wasn't that a study like if you do it like once a week? it has protective effects and everyone was like twice a day! let's go! i get it though because you might want to like be a squirrel storing up nuts for the winter. like knock out a bunch now just in case your penis gets blown off in a fireworks accident. then it'll give you like extra protection when you're unable to protect yourself. the jump button doesn't work man.
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alright makes the pipes a little easier that way. yeah, would you work into your dad's penis? already worked out of my dad's penis. yeah he's a white seer liberty bell were truly patriotic it would make this sound gunshots fireworks and a beer opening at once or a
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i get it though, because you might want to like be a squirrel storing up nuts for the winter. like knock out a bunch now just in case your penis gets blown off in a fireworks accident. then it'll give you like extra protection when you're unable to protect yourself. oh man, i'm just realizing. rip to the youtube commenters who actually will read the youtube comments. there's going to be some real stories but also some very fake made up stories about the ravages of caffeine addiction. it's all, it's just a joke, it's just for entertainment, okay?
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