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side benefits then you get the objective or you get the money anyway take a key so we can take out this alarm system easily i'm going in hot. i need two keys actually. oh fuck i think i used the key on the wrong door. i did. oh, but there's another key terminal. we're good. would you rather eat 100 chicken nuggets or lose your penis in an explosion?
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i would rather eat 100 chicken nuggets. no way! then lose my penis in an explosion. what if you had to lose half lose your whole ball sack or half your dick? oh dear lord. what half? like left or right or? no, length. length. you lose 50% of your length. i'm assuming they would like sew the tip back on after. yeah, it just looks like a freaking chestnut. i think i'd rather lose half my dick.
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2, 4, 6, 8, 10? i guess what do we care about evens anymore? we should try to keep cards together. like 2, 3, 4, 6, 7 at least gives us a high straight potential at the end. i'm proud of us though. anytime you win with a straight build, feeling pretty good about it. any words of wisdom for those of us experiencing sudden penis explosion syndrome? i think i gotta look up the
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the symptoms of this sudden penis explosion syndrome. 6, 8, 9, 10, first we're gonna do that. this is a real thing. i'm alt tabbing. sudden penis explosion syndrome. google did not autocomplete. coro. coro is a culture bound delusional disorder in which individuals have an overpowering belief that their sex organs are retracting and will disappear.
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that was slugs. mr. ryan mcarthur, lucky desperado, penis the menace, ryan's shiny scalp pleases me, bluenest darknight1342, joris trademark, hex the pup booty cheek explosion, inter donger pull, all balls is best, it's the chops, delete many, and kazio. thank you very much for those subscriptions, thanks to everybody who watched, especially those of you who made an effort to watch without adblock. let me make sure,
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it was something like, hey, enel, how do you feel about like penis explosion syndrome? it was something like that. by the way, i have a new way to save the north american or perhaps the world's medical system, okay? if my life is going to become a movie, this is where the climax starts, because we figured out what makes me a hero eventually, okay?
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side benefits then you get the objective or you get the money anyway. i'm actually gonna take a key so we can take out this alarm system easily. you going in hot! maybe two keys actually. oh fuck, i think i used the key on the wrong door. i did. oh, but there's another key terminal. we're good. would you rather eat 100 chicken nuggets or lose your penis in an explosion? i would rather eat 100 chicken nuggets.
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no way! then lose my penis in an explosion. what if you had to lose your whole ballsack or half your dick? oh dear. what half? like left or right or front or back? no, length. length. you lose 50% of your length. i'm assuming they would like sew the tip back on after. yeah, it just looks like a freaking chestnut glued to you. i think i'd rather lose half my dick than both my balls. yeah, there's no right answer here. your dick has like no hormonal consequences, right?
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you're telling me it's not planet x which we're doomed to collide with like every other year? is that true? is that one of those things where like we pass like they're like this is the closest this planet has ever been to earth and then when you actually look at the real news story it's like 100 trillion miles away. any words of wisdom for those of us experiencing sudden penis explosion syndrome? i think i gotta look up the
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the symptoms of this sudden penis explosion syndrome. 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. first we're going to do that. sudden penis explosion syndrome. google did not auto complete. coro is a culture bound delusional disorder in which individuals have an overpowering belief that their sex organs are retracting and will disappear.
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