Quotes about “Penis exploded”
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alright, let's do the death that guy's got a big red tipped penis yeah, i just exploded a bunch of freaking goo that turned into a wasp. yeah those things suck you want to be careful of those walter was the first to climb this high walter walter my dog multiple witches. oh, no hey, i completed a path that was level he came back now in a hatchery oh
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you want me to say you can't get pegged by a guy and that's not true. a guy could have had his penis exploded off of his body in some kind of traumatic accident and then uses a strap on for sex. in which case, yes, that is gay pegging, not that there's anything wrong with it. but i've got to imagine that represents a very small slice of pegging, like less than 50%. maybe like a third at most. some dude who lost his cock in the military or something like that.
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didn't palmer lucky invent an app for the oculus that blows your head up? was that for april fools? it was like a video game where if you lost your head exploded? that's sword art online. i honestly wouldn't even know to be honest with you. did you know terrence howard has a micro penis? it's literally none of my business. i'm like not to lawyer post. i'm not supposed to know that information so i am purging it from my brain.
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okay, because like so again you're trying to trick me. you're gonna, you want me to say you can't get pegged by a guy and that's not true. a guy could have had his penis exploded off of his body in some kind of traumatic accident and then uses a strap on for sex. in which case, yes, that is gay pegging, not that there's anything wrong with it. but i've got to imagine that represents a very small slice of pegging, like less than 50%. maybe like a third at most.
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