Quotes about “Pelosi”
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you shit your pants, you're shitting on nancy pelosi. you know, i think i agree with them though. i don't want my beard to be gay honestly, you know? i think i want my beard to be as straight as possible. maybe as cool as hell. yeah, i've been drinking schmidt's gay since the 90s. it's called michelob ultra. oh shit. it was a tweet of...
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that's why you find those cooked videos funny? what's your video that's fucking hilarious? mmm, nancy pelosi on the floor of the new york stock exchange. be like, mmm, i think i will sell my boeing shares today. mmm, fuck you, man. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, wouldn't this premise be funny? whoa, what, what if, what, what, what if mama nancy's boeing shit?
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you know what? i'm glad they finally got his ass. good! that's what you deserve, man! i don't really know what's up with this guy, but he's always carrying around some kind of cleaver or something like that, right? you shouldn't be carrying around a weapon. i'm glad they got his ass. he's been detained. my grandpa in alabama called me to blame the democrats for the hurricane. oh, no, man. it's real, huh? sorry about the hurricane, guys. my dad told me nancy pelosi took his internet offline.
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is proven to actually increase your performance but then the secondary thing is as soon as you stop taking it you lose the performance benefit of it but still sometimes it's just nice to get that pop when you're when you're doing a lift i understand also adds water weight wal walter waite?! jesse we need to cook! walter waite! nancy pelosi the game
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did you know that in 2024 nancy pelosi was actually only the third best stock trader in congress? i don't want to push back on the memes necessarily. i mean third best for like 50 years is probably number one lifetime career. like wayne gretzky didn't win the heart trophy every single year but still my goat fell off. well she was she was dealing with some stuff i think that we don't need to talk about. she's had a rough couple of years
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i'm not trying to defend nancy pelosi. the data, she's got, i mean, she's putting up bernie madoff stats against pros, but i'll show you how this goes, okay? here, get ready. just pay attention for 45 to 60 seconds.
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why did the pelosi's stock profile cross the road to get to the other side of the aisle?
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hey! i wrote that with 10 seconds left. i was pretty proud of the crunch time frame of that. pelosi's doc profile showed up and i did not click on that. fuck you, man! cum's huge time over your house each shade. dude, my options were like cum's huge time fridge and like tornadoes. like, i had to pick the only one written by someone. god damn it. it's like the first real joke i've written in like three joke boats and i had to go up against ryan. so fucking frustrating, man.
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suck it toronto why did the pelosi stock profile is really on this train today he's pushing mid
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cause like nancy pelosi was fucking 48 when i was born bro. and now she's fucking 86. doesn't seem real. but this is the youngest to me that she's ever gonna fucking be again. that's crazy. she does look good man, she looks good. now i was gonna say i'd love to see a no makeup selfie. just so fucked up.
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i think we're gonna be able to do it. where's my obama pelosi ticket, huh? where is my character? oh there is, georgia mcgeorge. i thought that was a dude. i didn't see the huge bamboo hat. so fundraise, because we need a little bit of a financial push for our last little bit here. and i think we're fine with what we got here, although i might hire, you know, another smear merchant. yeah, another smear merchant. or maybe an intimidating. i'm not sure if that's gonna work well for us, but we'll try. now, last five weeks, where do we want to focus? we can possibly
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for saying i approved of deficit reduction, i lost favor in new york. new york hates me! i hope so. alright, i've only made time. fancy pelosi. i like never do anything to these guys anyway. i... alright, hillary, big hill, where you at? i think i might have just lost new york for good. i hope so. i do have sarah palin now though. why would you do that to yourself? i'm not satan.
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1069.64
zero talent, incidentally. well, he's got this new agent rocco pelosi rocco pelosi? the movie agent? that sounds problematic. alright, looks like you got yourself that new assistant. for no happy endings.
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oh shit pelosi the movie producer it's bobby bottle service reach the helipad without a loading rock rock goes modern why i
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okay, take me to meet your boss, please. oh mr. pelosi! merry christmas! okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. then the whole universe will be my slave. it's not going very well. we just gotta like stay one down from the top and then wait for this guy.
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he did something like tone deaf recently too, didn't he? wasn't he? oh yeah! yeah! he had fucking... i remember now! yeah, james corden, he brought nancy pelosi on so she could show us her $11,000 fridge and all of her luxury ice cream. and james corden's just like, oh, i just love ice cream. yeah, tell me more about ice cream, about this pandemic. oh...
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