Quotes about “Peach”
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4564.280
confirmed, enel hates peaches. i'm actually very pro peach for the most part. but it's gotta be like a peach that is reasonably soft. sometimes you get them too early in the season and you're like, this is basically an apricot. think of all the spoiled milk you drink with no sense of smell. it honestly would never happen. cause i don't drink milk, so like problem solved already. next question. i'll just go to michael ale fox's artisan creamery. get some whole milk straight from the tea. oh hey, be cool. what if we, uh, what if we deplop the guillotine?
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i'm getting josh's drawing. oh nice color, nice color choice. it's a peach. a peach? that was the peach fucking thing. sorry, what i meant to say was a peach or shit. wow, that got like a hundred times worse. is this a scientific drawing? is this a freeway? what? did the... i didn't get a six pack? i figured it out. that and then...
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so we all know what this is. not yet. that's a peach. he's gonna test our knowledge of something he cut out. i don't know what he was doing. and then we all know... that's where it stopped. hold up a sec. we all know what, uh... like, uh... well, it's not really like a suitable color for this, but we all know what this is. okay, yeah. okay, okay. but the real question is... you know what? fuck all y'all! time to draw google chrome.
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and we'll double down in america. yeah, i mean it's worked out well for you guys, i guess. i just feel bad for you. peach snapple is delicious. i see brio more than i see snapple. never heard of that. brio is like a european soda that tastes like colgate toothpaste. oh god. it's not my favorite, to put it mildly.
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no, but you know, we did as kids see a lot of those heritage minutes where he's like, my peach mask. my peach is like a shark's bat. grimlock! that's the one, yeah. grimlock's a t rex. grimlock's a t rex? mm hmm. was he mad that megatron totally bit his style? probably should be. did he have tiny arms? yeah, he did have pretty tiny arms. he also shot, like, fire out of his mouth. that's not what t rexes do. t rex is gonna do his dragon move!
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oh, but anyway what i was drinking was peach tea, snapple peach tea. mmm, yeah. so good. yeah, i know, i know right? as we've discussed, we don't really have... snapple doesn't have a stranglehold in canada like they do in the united states. snapple's too sweet for me a lot of the time. oh, it's super sweet. and the peach tea is probably like the worst offender of that, but i still really enjoy it.
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9224.080
what are you, in a fruit salad? no not in a fruit salad, but just in general. even in general i don't want it. you know what? what about dried mango? no i don't really like dried fruits. get him out of there. i'm gonna go with dan with what he said. peaches are the best fruit. peaches are pretty good. i haven't had a peach in a long time. here's the problem though, sometimes
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you don't like to bite into a peach and then you want to feel it like a little softness. sometimes you bite in and it bites back and you're like, nah. if you were an apricot, i'd accept that. my game is not responding. you give it a minute. oh, that's a problem. game crashed. oh. all right.
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it's so good. oh god. i have not watched raising arizona in a few minutes. alright, there's 14 seconds left. what was the last movie you watched, fox? i'll tell you in a second. tell me now. i'm drinking a snapple peach tea. alright, you got five seconds. you're lucky. there we go. you got three seconds. two. okay, you're in. barely got it. it's the height of luxury. what's the last movie i watched? a phrase you would love to hear morgan freeman say.
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you gotta play brainpower over and over again, it's free on the internet. ohohohohohoh! when your boy beartas presents you with the drawing of the century! it's a fucking circle, how did you guess it? how did you get it? i spend a lot of time in establishments that sell these, and i consider myself a connoisseur. i can't believe it. dude, i can't even guess. oh shit. what?! it looks like inside of a peach.
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that's a good name. okay, this is intense though, man. what is this? what are we doing here? we're all kinda good at it now. oh no. ryan! who sang reunited and it feels so good? peach is a nerd. yeah! oh, don't be the spacebar. it'll be so loud if it's the spacebar. thank you for the tip. jaquela. oh, it's the spacebar. god damn it. mute your mic. yeah. just for 15 seconds. just go away.
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no, i had one this morning though and it was good. i feel like bear's coffee is the new josh's shirt. he kinda is, but in a good way. yeah! they're all good. oh my lord. the mines are where it's at guys. i don't need accuracy. i got a snapple peach ice tea. i'd really like to be the shooter again. do you gotta be bojingle? let you be the shooter or something? is this the crystal pepsi's back out in the store?
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