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2283.72
that's i think hard to understand for people that have never seen hockey. there are some situations where like taking a penalty is the optimum outcome in order to stop a higher percentage play that's actually worse. you almost say like, okay, i'm going to give them two minutes on the power play rather than let pavel bure have like an unobstructed shot at the net. that's the case for soccer too. hey, paper masche mephistopheles, thanks for the gifted subscriptions. thank you. thank you.
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532.50
it's a shooting gallery out there. okay, here you go. great stuff. that's not who i wanted to pass it to, but that's okay. it happens. excuse me, that's cherry picking. also known as offside if you're not 10 years old. we go back and forth, we go back and forth. puck on a string. oh, oh, it worked. dude, look at this guy just cherry picking down here. who do you think you are, pavel bure? oh, it's over.
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a canucks traded pavel bure to this eastern conference team in 99. i typed bure, it's the florida panthers. that's a given. not counting the united kingdom, what is the most populated european country that begins with a vowel? andorra, probably not. estonia, probably not. ukraine, highly plausible. italy? italy? italy. italy is speaking to me on this one. okay. that's daniel day lewis and bill hader.
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780.74
but we can smash their orbs so their orbs don't form a super orb and cause us all sorts of problems. i believe i have a teleport dash. ooh! how do you like that? pavel bure! what a shot. what a great play, great play. let's go over. i don't have any other emotes here. i just walk over to you and i say, hafu flower. oh, what a shot. okay, i'm actually
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1484.58
maybe that's the problem. maybe you should just shoot. again, shoot or shoot. you know, we're trying to get him to do some pavel bure stuff. what we really need is some freaking sheldon soore clappers! just clap it, dude! good bicycle though. didn't follow it up with any kind of marking whatsoever. good, good, good, good, good. number 9, he's free. shoot or shoot! who's the best shooter of all time? it's rudy, although he got an assist on that one. that was max's goal right there. we're putting up 10. we're putting up 10.
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809.18
man, scapular. getting some defensive items, but we're not really killing it defensively, and we're not really killing it offensively either. you know, we're not quite a nicholas lidstrom, nor are we a pavel bure right now. so, you know, right now we're a little bit more of like a chris draper.
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1795.880
give me nikolai habyboulin, also known as the boulin wall, back when they made good nicknames. dallas stars, 20 plus games played in a single postseason. give me sergei zubov, man. that's oomph right there or whatever. and i think that's pretty good, man. i mean, could we sit here and put some shit in these? sure, why not? but like who gives a fuck? i can sit here and tell you that pavel bure played for the rangers and the panthers, but hockey playoffs are 20 plus games.
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2082.30
because i need both hands to hold the trinket and be like, what's up with this? this is definitely a case, i'll just level with you. i think we got too many synergies, or too many items that all want to be the star of their own show, you know? we're like the 1998 new york rangers. you can't have pavel bure, eric lindros, wayne gretzky, marc messier, all on a team, you know? they all want to be the superstar. you gotta have some role players. and what we've got here is just too many items that are like, i want to be the writer.
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2364.06
full tuck is kind of pog. it does bring me back to the 90s. i mean, pavel bure, he's got to have the most iconic full tuck of all time. mirrored visor kind of goes hard. i do love the ray ban style mirrored visors. those are cool. wait, this is not what i thought it was. i was talking about, is it called nightfall? i thought we were on nightfall. i can do this though. this is nothing, man. look at that corner cut. holy cow. the fia could never.
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781.56
it's like pavel bure training to become one of the fastest skaters in the nhl. he trains with the... come on, man! he trains with the parachute on, that way when you take the parachute off of him, he's the fastest skater that's ever existed. i gotta think. boxer... you know what? i don't have to think. we need to get boxer trinkets. we also want spirit hearts. for certain, we want spirit hearts, but i...
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