Quotes about “Paul”
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i'm just glad there's a place to buy new controllers and stuff because you were having to go like in craigslist and stuff for that, for like a sketchy guitar. the last time i went i wanted the les paul guitars from gh3 and at the time i still worked at gamestop and i would have them basically cross transfer from different districts to my store so i could buy the guitars because i would buy them three at a time since they broke so frequently.
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6692.500
with wiz khalifa is the one that's like, black and yellow, black and yellow. no, not that one. it's the one that's like, how can we not talk about family when family's all we got? and it's like interspersed with this montage of paul walker.
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6311.140
fantastic contraption. wow, that was really good. um, you know, the word wacky is derisive just in its usage. why? they are wacky by definition. wacky and goofy are like, you know, goofy in particular is just a way to like, you like, squirrel away art you don't care about. oh, you don't like sean paul? oh, you know, he's goofy. i like sean paul van dam.
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6340.900
who doesn't who called sean paul goofy sean paul is pretty funny. isn't he there? wow, so you're calling him goofy yeah, i'm squirreling away art that i'd want to diminish it's like a sean paul's big head man. yeah, fuck you sean paul. you're really goofy. oh
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didn't we find out? no, very derisive. like the thing that happened to him is he's just in jail for like 20 years or something? no, he's very much alive. oh, okay. and like living outside of jail. i had heard that he was in jail because he was squirreling away art for roughly 20 years. he's not in jail. that's good. what if you would get to the point where you like have so much gravitas in the internet world that if you actually started to joke about sean paul being dead it would be like legitimate news. markiplier can't do that.
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10393.900
it's even end round, so that's a round number for sure. i just want to say that is a stupid amount of money and i don't deserve it, but i thank you for it. so thank you very much for that extreme generosity. alright, fresh paul game. or puck game. it's a touchy subject. yeah. oh no, the foot model! somebody put some mustard on it! the foot model just got really aggressive and bumped me around and i was not comfortable with it. he's a foot dominatrix now.
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607.560
oh, i like this comment in my chat with absolutely no context. it says, slap my ass. that's pretty good. it's a sean paul lyric. oh, okay. slap my ass on this anaconda slap. i can't really... i think if i went further it would enter a bad place. do um... i think i would have wanted to though. alright. do michael caine saying slap my ass. slap my ass.
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thank you nezuro for nine months in a row. i will name our baby paul. and there are also other explosive items you can get like this little butt bomb thing and you know other ways to get them too. i guess we're free. epic fetus would have no problems with this. yep. there's a nickel. wasn't sticky. i like guppy. that's for his gump right? i was positive about that. it's somebody alright. bubba. i thought it was about jenny.
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1981.160
people were like, yeah, way to steal from queen and david bowie. people just accept sampling in every other rap song. because vanilla ice wrote ice ice baby, people are like, oh fuck him. i'm not saying it's like a magnum opus of rap or something. go listen to paul's boutique. it's like every fucking song is just sampled by something else. do it. one of the best rap albums of all time.
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that's just a state, that's not even a city. the big banana? yeah it is called the big banana. the twin cities? new york and new jersey. yeah that's true. st. paul the kissimmee state. kissimmee, mario. hello! whaaaaat? that's wario. noooo! yeah boy!
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5728.040
you are alive. ah! blunderbuss! ah, dammit! no! ah! ah! i'm dead. almost surfed on that one. minneapolis sean paul. whatever happened to sean paul? is he dead? he's actually not. you mean sean paul van damme? uh, yeah, that's the one. he was in the street fighter movie and then he went on to the computer. are you talking about the famous philosopher sean paul sartre? i believe so, yeah.
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2752.120
it's just a really strange number to just pull out of the air. oh, have you heard the conspiracy or seen the documentary or conspiracy about how paul mccartney was actually like killed and the one alive like replaced him? what? no, i haven't heard that. yeah, i'm watching a documentary right now about it. right now? i thought we were playing isaac. well, you know, yeah. it's a fun process. nice.
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8710.100
oh, mine didn't go in! i thought i hit quick enough. there's also... you can't vote for no answer, unfortunately. oh, fuck. oh, that would make chats day if they could vote for no answer. mine was paul palace, we like dogs better. what? it's like a veterinary slash human hospital. we treat everyone the same.
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2188.220
n.l. is anti john lennon. what are you talking about? where does this slant come from? it's okay, paul mccartney is not even the real paul mccartney. he's actually a different person. make it murderer again, huh? the real one is dead. and they had to bring in another paul mccartney look alike that they had to get facial surgery reconstruction so that the beatles fans wouldn't commit mass suicide and make a giant tragedy.
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i am kind of one of those bud. i have a manager that all that stuff goes through. is it paul bearer? i wish. so i'm not really making myself anymore. it's convenient. thank goodness. i want to do a recurring segment where we all make wrestlers in some wrestling game and then every nlss we have like another episode of the wrestling show that we do. that would actually be incredible. can we actually play that wrestling game that's supposed to be shitty?
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umm... oh my god, i would so watch breaking borat where it's borat being heisenberg. who's pinkman? ali g? that didn't work. yes. no, jesse pinkman should be played by bryan cranston. oh. or paul or not paul, uh, steve buscemi.
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alright, so then it's your mother michael, i mean! and then when it's your mom paul. it got me in the clink again! who calls it that? she does cause she's a hardened veteran. oh okay. of the canadian penal system. and the canadian penile system. penile system. hey rob, i started it for you, you gotta finish it. i kinda like the thermometer. it's actually a dick. a really thin dick if that's a dick. pencil dick.
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