Quotes about “Parking spot”
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284.94
the number of truly insane people who were like, every time i'm in a parking lot, the person in front of me throws on their signal light to turn right into a spot and then they drive past the spot a little bit. and because i have no critical thinking, i get an inch away from their bumper because that's how i drive at all times.
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306.36
then they throw on the lights to put it in reverse and i'm like, booooo, what do i do? it pisses me off so much. this is like, it's crazy man. the amount of people who are like, i get so pissed off in a parking lot when somebody pulls past the spot and then throws it in reverse and i'm like, yeah, give them some space, dumbass.
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887.24
boeing 727 that was recently decommissioned from sas, the danish aviation corporation. it's a really fast car, but it's hard as hell to park. like finding a parking spot for that is like, it's a disaster man. hey, spectre, thanks for the gifted subs. thank you. is automatic gearbox that prevalent in canada and the us or is it nl bias?
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1509.66
i made a modest mistake there. that's my bed. then we're gonna straighten it out. and we're just gonna keep ooh, ooh, don't hit this man! we're good. just gonna keep backing this son of a bitch in. i'm watching i'm watching in my mirror. dude, it can't be any harder than parking in downtown vancouver. i do that all the fucking time. hell yeah, brother. is parking also awful in vancouver? sucks pretty bad. like you can never find a spot kind of thing? sucks pretty bad. yeah, i believe it. oh, look at this! we're in flagstaff.
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2778.72
it's like, oh i had a really hard time finding a parking spot today. yeah, well you know, i don't know, you can always check out like parkingmaps.com to find it. i just want to tell you that it's... i don't like when i get tracked with the super. well what you got to do is you got to get them in a perfect 1v1 situation on an open plane and then you back step to bait the super and then you punish them with a left click middle. it's just, just let me like, let me have fun but also complain a little bit, you know?
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1145.42
so they were blocking the entire avenue for five minutes because a car was parked illegally that meant that like one street parking spot was not open up so that somebody could park in it and pay like 25 cents an hour to park there. and i was sitting there like smashing my steering wheel like make it make sense. can't you just like
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1224.50
and by the city, i mean me specifically, but i don't think it was better for anybody except like the one person who was like, oh, i hit parking spot. the inconvenience like 40 people so that someone else didn't have to walk 10 extra steps from their car. like it's nuts. what if that person was me? well, i would never know, but like i support a utilitarian civic design. i think things should
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2756.980
or we should be talking about how i wanted to get lunch on friday, but i couldn't get lunch at the spot i wanted to get lunch at because the bc general employees union is on strike so all the strikers drove their car into the parking lot and clogged up all the parking spots and i said that's good, that's solidarity but i'm very hungry. and then i said what's the closest restaurant? and my phone went mcdonald's and i said that's on the bds list!
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1863.70
you do not have to go inside of the olive institute. i got insNLy lucky. oh, you go to the parking spot. dude, how was i supposed to know you're supposed to go to the parking spot? just because i go to the parking spot every other time we do the... they didn't tell me, dude! there's nothing i could do about that at all! oh, this is gonna be tough. we should have brought the model z for this one. hello. oh, what is it? oh, it's like pumpkin and bean soup.
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524.86
you're going to the person's new house and you're like, is there like a parking spot or a loading zone? and they're like, oh god no. have you seen rent in this city? there's absolutely no place to park. so just park illegally and then you gotta unload the stuff and pack it into probably like a tiny elevator and get it up to the next day. it sucks dude. and by the way, i'm speaking from just the literal smallest amount of experience possible. this is not just conjecture.
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424.060
i honestly, in a parking garage like a week ago, i gave someone the finger while i was driving. y'all, that's gone. and i thought, i felt bad for like at least 10 minutes afterwards and i was like, literally in my head, i was like, what if they're waiting for me and when i get back they shoot me and kill me? the thought could not exit my brain. it's plausible, but... because i was pulling out of my spot
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449.800
then a car like whipped around the corner without checking the mirrors and just made it so i couldn't get out of my spot until they had finished their parking job i waited till they parked pulled out on my spot and then hit him with the middle finger in the rearview mirror and then i was like go skirt you like got it turn the corner as fast as i could and was like get out of here fully fully justified
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4137.300
you double park to be closer to the entrance? no, i'm i consider myself a rational school drop off guy. i will my my parking spot finder starts going off within like four blocks of the school. and i there's a complicated formula. the formula is like
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4202.480
you motherfucker. i mean, this is real shit, man. picking a parking spot is real shit. and school drop off is like... i mean, it's like trying to buy hollow knight on steam yesterday. there's like very little traffic around the school except that drop off and pick up. and don't even get me started on that. i don't understand. i still see school buses, but apparently they're only using them for bachelorette parties now. i guess like no... whatever. we don't need to get into it. is that a vancouver thing? i honestly don't know. it's the only place i live.
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