Quotes about “Paraguay”
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there's mothers in england sometimes. there's mothers in every fucking country, it's crazy! it is weird, right? that there are mothers everywhere? except for like japan. yeah, do you know that there's mothers in paraguay? like, i've never seen a paraguayan mother. i mean, you weren't there, so you can't know, right? like, that's how logic works. i summer in montevideo every year. it's actually uruguay. montevideo.
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yeah, i forgot the capital of paraguay. is that mount video? video mountain? it's montevideo! it's italian video mountain. it's not italian, it's spanish. you watch italian videos there. i mean that sounds pretty good. like italian spiderman. yeah, i was gonna say italian spiderman is fantastic. fuck, i'm the worst spoil for rob. i say everything he's gonna say like immediately before he wants to say it. that's true actually though.
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the plant is indigenous to south america and it's said to originate from the area between southern brazil and paraguay. there you go. that was close. it was brought by the europeans.
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maybe? i don't know. this is my worst continent, i think. wow! no, it's like the continent i'm worst at guessing. i won't say that. how do they, i guess they just skip paraguay and bolivia? speaking of worst continent, i was reading that shit in venezuela is fucked right now. yeah, it's all messed up. yeah, apparently
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america. united states of america, usa, canada. they're from... let's go! they're from... uruguay. they're from paraguay. they are from colombia. why? who is best known for beloved and the bluest eye? i have no idea. what 1963 vonnegut novel? cat's cradle? name the character in a princess bride. wesley.
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it's 397 kilometers away from this. i'm going to put a distance marker in brasilia. it's 900 kilometers away from this. i'm going to put a circle around uruguay, paraguay and argentina. i'm going to put a circle over here. i'm going to put a directional marker from here. probably should have done that first. i'm going to guess we're in rio de janeiro. i'm going to put one here. i've triangulated it. we're in rio de janeiro.
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1049.42
a country known as argentina. oh, okay. a country known as paraguay. how delightful. a country known as bolivia.
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dude typing in big countries work. okay, hook me up with you son of a bitch. apparently it's not the area that matters. oh really i'm just happy i got the big one man, bro paraguay paraguay over chile and peru you didn't have like a friend in high school who drank your bamata bro. no, we had it we
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962.68
it's like up here somewhere. it's like near paraguay, but it's argentina. it's always somewhere in this i feel like. i think we're in the northern hemisphere though. oh my god you do? because the sun is to our south. are you sure? yeah it's a little hazy but it's like southwest south. so i'm, i don't know man, i'm almost thinking it might be like uganda or something. although the ground is not that red.
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yeah you do. cara maribo is the capital of which south american country? suriname, paraguay, french guiana, or bolivia. this is you. i think it's suriname. what do you mean? you think. well this is not like what's the cap brasilia is the capital of which south american country. that's easy enough. what is brasilia? the capital of brazil. that makes sense. why don't you call it brazil again?
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