Quotes about “Ozempic”
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1879.38
ozempic, my friend takes that one. hey, my aunt used ozempic and it made her feel a lot better. but then like they at the end of the ad they almost like and i don't know if anybody else has been watching hockey night in canada in between the gambling ads but they at the end of it they go ask your doctor if ozempic is right for you if you have and then they like wink at the camera and i'm like what the hell's the what is going on here?
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1910.28
i'm about to call my doctor. i don't think i need ozempic, but i mean the ad makes it seem like it's the second most fun you can have in canada next to losing all your money on sports gamblers or sports gambling, i should say. i do, i'll fully admit to also just simply not understanding. why are there so many insurance ads in the united states? and this is not from a place of smugness. it's from a place of like, i just don't understand
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2322.44
did you see they added ozempic to the weekly? they did but according to canadian rules and regulations i'm not allowed to know what it does. ah! okay well this squad found 10 different ways to beat me. never mind no they didn't they still lost. i just think it's crazy that like honestly i know megan seems like a bad person okay and yet like
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1660.78
that people don't believe that it can't be bad for you. it's the same reason like, and this people aren't ready for this and maybe time will prove this to be idiotic. i'm not even taking a stand. i feel the same way whenever people are like, hmm, surely we're never going to reap like the long term costs of everybody in society being on this miracle drug, ozempic. and i'm like,
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3476.30
you know, quick to be like, well i simply respect it at all times. it's always like a, people always like go to personal responsibility for other people's behaviors but then for their own behaviors they're like, you don't have the context jimmy, you don't have the context. i can't exercise, i don't have time, i'm stressed out. meanwhile with like other people, take ozempic, they're like whatever happened to personal responsibility and healthy habits? or you could replace some of the fire alarms
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3657.82
in case oscar isaac ever goes on ozempic. now i'm not saying at any point he should or that he needs to. i'm just saying that's the only situation in which that tweet would bang and it would go off like a fucking firework. dlguiga, did you do the 90 minute california olympic park scenic ride today? pretty good moments on it. some pretty good moments.
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2316.72
oh no, no, no. we're going back to ozempic bridge, man. we're going back to ozempic bridge. i was thinking i'm not gonna do it, but it would be like a great bit to decorate my office like kai sanat did for the elden ring dlc, but just put like rocks and boulders and like mountains and shit behind me and be like, today's the finale of sisyphus. dress up in a damn toga. oh, it's slippy. it's slippy, people.
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1466.96
i get it, you know, if you're born in 2004, you're kind of coming to the party when it's half over. but if you're going to reminisce, like we might as well get ourselves on the same page, okay? now we got biden telling everybody he's not on ozempic. come on buddy, we've all got eyeballs, okay? how stupid do you think we are? nobody's saying this in chat, but it would be funny if someone did. hey, enel, can you do donald trump reminiscing about mid 2000s pitchfork media?
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2007.46
alright, easiest kill of my life. james, you have literally just committed murder, just so you know. first you broke and entered someone's house, you pulled a board off the window, which is vandalism at a minimum, and then you killed the homeowner. oh, now he's chill. he's like, oh, i just got a tummy ache. oh shit, ozempic. stims. i still think the best, in gamer terms, the best supplement ever released in a video game
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4714.76
the weed blow dart? you get to hit yourself with the ozempic, you're like, i'm not i'm not hungry at all! then you get hit with the weed blow dart? oh shit. i got some strawberry jam in my fridge. that sounds fucking good, man. that sounds like the best fucking food i've ever had in my entire fucking life right now. hello, chiblee, by the way. did you get a hide a low reservation or are they still dono walling you? they're still dono walling me in chinese.
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4796.76
you haven't seen the ad have you? i have seen the ad she's got a white shirt tight pants she sings i could barely tell it's beyonce. i also could barely tell it's beyonce. what are you talking about you could barely tell it's beyonce? it didn't look like beyonce. it's her face man what do you mean? of course it is but i haven't seen her in probably like 15 years i didn't know i looked at her i'm like ozempic?
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910.66
and he's too fast somehow! is eddie indestructible? he's very strong. but he's specced all into hp. like he's used feed to last hit like seven hallway fights by now. please, please! he's doing the death pose! thank god, man. eddie, tell me your secret, man. jacked up on ozempic. that's not funny, okay? that's not something i would laugh at if i wasn't live right now. come on.
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what do you mean what does it symbolize? can i tell you i was having trouble getting my login for cine2nerdle so i said you know what maybe i'll make a new username username popped into my head ozempic scrooge and it doesn't really mean anything it just sounds like something about the way the two words go together ozempic scrooge. i don't know how to describe where the humor is it just has a certain resonance to it. go to bed y'all good night
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