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drink like six or seven beers. yeah fall asleep pretty cool with the whole thing. yeah, you'd be you'd be okay you'd be a hit kids should probably not have six or seven beers either mmm, not in not in one not in the us anyway, not in one night space him out. yeah, i mean like maybe over the course of a week, you know, this is the doctor says it's like one drink. oh
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not that the transformers is some kind of like paragon of, you know, virtue or something like that. i'm just saying. it's all over. you're like six, man! just watch the cartoon!
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should've re rolled it with the d10. i wish man. i that's that's my dream for the future maybe in a month anything could happen still a pretty good run northern line can we please get a new shirt soon? is there a plant in the audience? hey, what is this for you? i have launched a new a new shirt service over at district lines comm slash northernlion go over there you can see we got we got permanent merch permanent merch designed by dracula fetus. oh
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it's only $7.99 right now. the aliens are... allergic to water. i can't believe he would spoil the ending. ryuka! meow! kitty fell. how's it going, ryuka? meow, i like to sleep on top of the boxes next to you. that's very true. you having a good day? meow, i'm really fluffy. that's pretty much true as well. meow, sometimes i sit by the toilet for a long time because it's cool over there. yeah, they don't do that anymore. oh.
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as much as i wish it was, or wish there were, so i could get more of a revenue stream. that's pretty much what i'm all about, is just like various revenue streams these days. we gotta hook up some revenue stream of consciousness. what about this guy? break this? just kinda jack into the ad stream. no problem. and then everything we say gets monetized. don't worry about taking my gold, no problem there. do we not share it? i don't believe so. okay, where's the next... monkey over here?
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like a 5am black friday opening and there was this little kid out front of my gate at gamestop and just said, we have money! that kid is absolutely part of the fucking capitalists. i really don't want this. my actual life is also my favorite show starring claire danes. almost got estes there. oh shit! that guy like immediately went to town. trapped by penis head over here. i can see that. i love stomping on skeletons!
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yeah, those keep showing up in stuff. it's like a kappa in clicker heroes 2, which is peculiar. just shows up randomly over the face of something. i don't appreciate pandering to my demographic. me either. watch out, dickhead's coming! oh, this guy's like a log. bring the potion! pretty good farting sound too. whoa, no! this dude does so much damage! that's why i beat his ass.
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what? you know who would like this game? josh? yeah. i agree. josh will be all over this shit. i died. yeah, this is not looking so good. am i fighting with a glow stick? no, it's a poison sword. alright, nick, you got this guy. if you want, i can just wail on him for two and a half hours. yeah, he'll jump right over, makes him just a ghost. i should probably not try and do this, he'll probably end up hitting you or disabling you. oh, we did it. fuck. that was a tough one. rip box! that was a tough one. my favorite item.
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yes, oh what the heck is building too much stuff? stuff a lot of skeleton i can't i can't attack over there, but i did some good damage, but i took a lot of damage in return oh this room's open now. i guess i'll take these oh you know the health i can get right now you can take uh you think this potion i left on the ground here to
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can't buy any. oh, i didn't buy this thing. what's this thing do? bone sword, double damage against the undead. yeah, don't mind if i do. i got a bone sword right here. why is he always running to the right? because i'm a freaking crab man. okay, i open the door. alright, like this one? hello. what's up with these? throwing anxes, that's okay. nice. oh, motherlode over here. wasn't scared for an instant. nick, you want my orb?
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i didn't want you to get too big for your britches. that'll never happen. did that just mean your dick got too big? yeah. yeah. what would be wrong with that? bad for the gander. buy new britches. bad for the gander. the gander loves a big dick! i think they do. we did it? yeah, it's over. danny fray's season has ended. hey, that was not so bad! treeco. someone in my chat said treeco. alright, we're in a tomb.
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pretty solid not a lot going on. what is this? all through the ancient sacrifice ten gold. yeah, i've got 99 i could oh whoa the triangle that's the teleporter or a rain of arrows or a flame or which sounds best to you rain of arrows okay, i've got this now no more. oh my god. it just keeps happening that's pretty sweet, but then i have to recharge for a while egg over here. oh
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pretty average for a first chest. eh, nothing special. doesn't have like a triangle fire orb. oooohhhh! kay! it's a freaking orb! i've never had this yet, so i'm pretty excited. just gotta use b. yeah. there you go, you got it. i'm at like half health already for some reason. how'd you kill things with this? it's really good! no mana? oh. just hold it over them for like a sustained period, you'll be fine. it kept canceling before i could hit anything. there's the hp potion.
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i'll let you get the magic mirror first if that would make you play. i don't know what that means, i don't really care. your incentives hold no power over me. you know what that means. you played enough. teleports you home. it's been too long. you can break this thing though. this is perfect for me. yeah, maybe like just let me get behind you here. really didn't do that much actually. it's really good man. yeah, i'm just not great at positioning it i guess. just sustain it, you'll be good. nice.
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i didn't hit anything. they never seem to align on the same plane. thank you. what's the trick to the shield guy? you just jump attack? yeah, just a little jumpy jumpy ay? yeah, that's not so bad. we fine. fuck! you get stunned? i had all but the last. how do you feel about that? not great. how do you feel about that one? how many times do you think i can hit the same one over and over? three. yeah, yeah, pretty much. nice!
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i know. but that's kind of a lot of the draw to me though, is to play some of those same songs again. you could not get rock band in general. yeah, that's also where i'm landing too. it'd be a bit of a drag, but it might end up being the case. i should maybe just see if they end up coming up with some way that they can transfer it to ps4 because then i'll feel like a huge ass if they end up figuring out a way. and then i already bought a system over it. i wouldn't either, but i'm saying there's nothing to lose. i mean, rock band will only get more fully fleshed out later anyway.
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and it's not gonna have online at launch either, which is weird. how's it going over on the other side there? not so good? it's alright. no problem. just like royal rumbling these guys into the pit. they don't even know i'm here for the most part. that could've been a nightmare if i walked right into a bunch of them. did you see that guy? is this one of our better runs? i don't know if we've gotten this far. i think it is, man. oh, it's overthrown. we should be up to a boss fairly soon. these are new guys. fishman.
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aren't these all the worst ones? yeah, these are really bad. and now it's broken. this thing sucks. let's break it. yeah! oh, gold rush! give me my flashback, son of a bitch. gold rush! oh, i think any gold i pick up doesn't stay in my inventory because i lost, but i just got there. i'll just not make that gold up anymore. this is the greatest time in bad man. we don't even have the box this time. oh, oh. you need a hand over there? yes, yes. thank you. no problems.
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snap, you just called nick a nice guy. that's the ultimate insult. he's a nice guy! they'll all think that i'm a nice guy and then i'll turn heel. that's the worst. see a good wrestler go wrong. please don't blow up my tower. like that daniel guy. you can climb up the sand, dan. by just jumping over and over. i like to stay down in the... safe down there. i'm gonna blow up this tower. it's the last thing. why don't you try it? i'm blowing it up. yeah, let's blow up the tower.
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towers not going anywhere. it's absolutely going so it's right about now all over the place. give me i've defended it so well nope so have you guys disclosed how much money you're getting paid to play this on the end of us? how many bytes your internet has per second? towers gone suck it forever. it's coming back. oh
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i love how your chat is flipping out over eggnog right now. i want some eggnog. is eggnog in stock now? it's always there, you just gotta look for it. it is never there. you gotta look for the hood section. the real question is, is it top of eggnog?
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it's a circle with the word hood inside of it. you think i'm making it up? it's real. i really think you're making it up. yeah. well, i guess i believe anything you say i have to tell me you have to throw your garbage into mount doom. i did say mount doom, yes. dan, did i just hear like a... like an msn messenger message come in? it was actually icq. how does that come in over your microphone?
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what kind of setup do you have here? wait, give me the dog here. i want the dog. it's not a dog. it's a pinata. it's a pinata. oh, i'm a luchador. oh yeah, if you jump. oh, no it's over. i got one jump. that was it. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm dead. i gotta know how to maximize that next time. oh, when josh plays this game, does it say the ghost of jsmithoti? it does, yeah. absolutely does, yes. is that just meta or is that...
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hi! we try to keep a political here on the show, dan. you're coming over the top here asking us to get involved in international relations. no, i just asked for the nlss interpretation. of russia?
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rob, what's new in your life? i haven't talked to you since pax east 2012. uh, you know, i've been... that's a lot of ears. hanging ladies. that's not true. that's not true, yeah. that's not a thing that i've been doing. oh, i just sent all of the cosmos over there. enjoy that. i do like that. you alright, rob? yeah, i'm just uh... i'm trying this thing for you. you see this, uh... you see that? that's me. oh, the snake just got me.
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remember when he see the thing with gold member is that he says the word father funny because he's from a different country then at the end which gets electrocuted just to play it up a little bit more his last words are just father father father father over and over and over it's really well, the whole movie is about the father thing right so that's sort of them reinforcing it i guess yeah that was turning the subtext into fucking super super text yeah, oh
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oh no. when did that happen? dads are like, okay i'll go see this movie but how long is it? because anything over two hours 20 minutes, i'm falling asleep. no, braveheart, i'll still watch the shit out of that. that's a fucking super dad film. it's all super sad too. dad's sad. dads love sad bravery. that's like the number one thing on the dad checklist. because i think all dads when they become part of a family unit, they wish that they could martyr themselves for their loved ones at some point.
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like if they have to go, that's how. you don't get it, but as an adult you're like, there's a little bit of william wallace in every day. i just wish that i could die for my family at some point. there's a little bit of william wallace all over every day at the end of braveheart, am i right? am i right? they get pulled apart on that. and it was 500 years ago! he did get pulled apart, you're right. they stretched him out and sent him to all the parts of scotland.
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i what i think scared me the most as he picked up the flaming garbage bag and then put it into a corner of his room with a bunch of cardboard is how much of myself i saw in that. right. i was like, man, one wrong turn in my one wrong turn in my life, like say maybe deliberately starting a fire in a trash can full of lighter fluid in your tinder filled apartment, that could be me, man. i could be i'll just put the fire over here for a minute while i get the largest bowl i can find which is actually 35 milliliters and
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yeah, they seem to value pyromania just a little bit in grade school. or they do the lighter thing where they like make it hot and then push it under your fingers? oh, that's the other one. what?! yeah, you do. okay, so if you hold your fingers over the fire but you keep them slightly separate instead of putting them together, the fire won't burn you. but if you put them together, it burns. so they would show off and be like, look, i'm toasting my fingers but it doesn't hurt because i'm a badass. and then you do it but you don't know the trick so you just burn yourself and you're like, man, that kid's a badass.
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thank you. thank you gnosis42 for the 1069. i loved your playthrough of the beginner's guide. i'll see you right there. your insight made the game for me. by the way, i've immensely enjoyed the nlss over the past few months. thanks to you and nl for being awesome. and of course josh too is in there. thank you very much gnosis. and thank you 8xeen for the 606. thanks for all the great streams and content. you're very welcome. thank you for the donation.
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i see somebody over there doesn't give a shit burning will drumming. actually, you know, i recently watched a movie called the death gazza. i've heard of that. it's it wasn't bad. it's a real thing. sounds awesome. it was it's kind of like a bomb on fucking shots this thing made.
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this level is the absolute worst. get off me you fuckhead! don't get me with that shit! what do you think i'm gonna do, go for nick? yeah? thank you, i'm glad that level's over quickly. oh, so close. that's a lot of missiles. what?! okay, josh, i'm not even mad, honestly. it wasn't... i didn't mean it. don't tell me that, because now i'm mad.
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get low, get low, get low. adding a new element to this whole thing. look at the dunkmaster over here! i'm tired. i didn't think i'd get up there. nurncraft! thank you very much for this, mr. skipper. nurncraft! yeah, okay. turned you into a freakin' wipe on the floor. looked like that burger was steaming hot.
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this is a great time to pimp the crab bucket industries t shirt over at the district lines comm slash northern line because that's exactly what the hell just happened right there full on crab and bucket strategies there do whatever strategies they like? yeah, especially if i win thank you. yeah thank you for your seven months in the row supporting me. thank you. yeah, chris yeah, i get to use that don't go
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oh, just run. just run, he's too good. it's over. oh, oh, oh, get out. no! i got him! he's under my control! nope. he's under my control. never once. i still got him! he's being dragged against a swivel. oh!
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ah, you could probably use a grenade right over it. nooo kay, i'm fine. god damn it, i don't have to shoot it. wow. nooo! nooo! nooo! oh! oh, i lived. i knew what was happening to you, i just wanted to do it. hey! that's alright, i can't wait. oh, you broke ugh, i didn't see you grab the other one. good place.
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oh, there's nothing over there, huh? okay, well. what the fuck kind of level is that? it's the level where i get the gun and you all lose. grab that level. it's random. no, i'm gonna just grab it. go ahead, rob. go over there. i was playing that. nice. you just want to play it faster, verges. oh, what? what'd you kill me with?
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i hate you right now. why? why do you not have a gun? i accidentally threw it away. i accidentally threw it away. don't disturb it. these are every bad thing that's ever happened. rob. you big idiot. i forfeited my point on that one. oh, wow, i grabbed your grenade! alright. i got that one. look at that bouncing burger. bouncing burger over there.
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oh, sweet. alright, i'm dead. my hammering has gone. actually, i'm the one who died there. yeah. well, i did hit you. that face is so good! that is so brilliant. some of my chat just said i have an entire hour of stream delay. what? oh. can we go over... did he just say weed dick? never had weed dick? no.
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god damn that knockback! oh, you see that, josh? oh, you fuck! it happened! everybody died! needs a scwanji mask. i'm squanching over here! i squunched my family! oh, don't say that. that's gross.
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what's squanching? uh, you gotta watch for a 40, man. is it like finger fucking or something? no. is it better? or worse? better. i'm squanching over here! squash this! hey, i squashed it over here! yeah, see there you go, you got it.
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i'm all over the fire! don't spread a rock, beef! we're under the fucking confines of a bible confined on your bible oh you fuck! out of a bitch! i'm into that smoke and then put on josh's hat because his member looks like he's intoxicated wow! see? that was a fast round yeah michael caine your michael caine's not that bad do a michael caine pretending to be a duck
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that was alright, right? wow! this net's for you. how did nick end up winning that level after? i was already netted, i got back out. uh oh. there's nothing over here, huh? oh, there was. all the way to the right. rob! just danced in the ah, no!
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oh, god damn it. you need pen and paper with this motherfucker. yeah, that's the point of it. it's memory. yeah, you gotta write it down. let me handle that part. you just read the instructions and i will confess them. okay, so then in the future you gotta... no, no, no! we got two minutes, 59 seconds. the time is over. we got a maze, and it's column one, row two is green circle one. then, the other green circle, column six, row three. i am a white dot that starts in column two.
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okay, within this module there are several pNLs with a wire on them. only one pNL is visible at times. switch to the next pNL using a down button in the previous pNL. yeah, there's an up and a down button on the screen. okay, several pNLs with wires on them but only one pNL. okay, do not switch to the next pNL until you're sure you have cut all the necessary wires on the code. cut the wires directed by the following table. wire occurrences are cumulative over all pNLs. red wire occurrence. what's the red wire doing? it's connected from 3 to a. okay. so that's not the first occurrence. what's the first?
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still to this day the wednesday october 7 2015 northernlion lives over show as always i'm your host northernlion here with my esteemed co host rock lee smile mr. green man bring me a meme hi hopefully not today though and then also cobalt streak hello hello you are cobalt let's give us a seed so we can grill cobalt on his experience playing star wars battlefront mm hmm me yes yes please
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and he overclocked it on the bios and then it just it would blue screen whenever she recorded anything for like a week and then eventually i was like hey in your bios settings it says you're like overclocking and as soon as we turn that off it just worked fine and he was like well, it should have been able to handle it. i'm like i know but we got it we it's our own fault for not telling him that we value stability i guess over everything else so we can actually like work. it's also not exactly normal to record for everybody that's the other thing but i mean
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it's a little ridiculous, but... well we're not gonna like stop watching your channel if you skip a day though. i feel like you're beating yourself up so hard over it. it's not... you can't help it. hey hey hey hey, sometimes... it's my job! i know. yeah, i feel for you. i hate missing any days off work. yeah man, like i... i keep days off for when i'm actually like ill or away, you know? i don't wanna...
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dude, i would kill for some blue oyster cult in this game. if they i mean, i know that they can't do this, but for my own personal situation, i would love if they just were like, hey, here's all the songs from rock band 1 and 2 for $100. that's i wanted them just to include them. they did that with 3, kind of. just stacked them up, you know? that's why i loved it. like, okay, we got rock band 4, you have 1, 2, and 3 on top of this new song setlist, and then there's dlc you get all your dlc automatically transferred over.
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it's a san francisco crepe cafe. it's a creperie. i don't even know if that was the word. that's the real name. oh yeah, it's a creperie. you can gobble a lot over there. it's a real thing. squan and gobble cafe and creperie. what a fucking name. i got nothing against crepes man. i'm a crepe fan. that's just a really funny name.
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guppy's tail, pore, which i all found in the devil deal on the first floor from a chest. very good luck. odd mushroom, cube of meat, cricket's body, the screw, and cole. kinda threw some lives away to some spikes though. i don't know, we'll see. actually the segment is supposed to be over right now though.
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oh, maybe we have bloody lust, so taking some damage has allowed me to beat mom's heart. you think dark judas is preferable over his azel? oh, fuck. uh, no. why did you count when you have a timer? shit. but i'm figuring it out now. the brimstone's pretty strong. you lose flight and you lose the brimstone and it's like, eh, maybe you shouldn't have done that. would you rather be dark judas than azazel? that's, well that's what i was asking, yeah. i would rather be dark judas. i'm thinking azazel's the better call.
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is it over? no, i made it somehow. wow. you got bombs? oh fuck. yeah, i put a bomb down and it actually trapped both of them. oh nice. okay, i've still got some extra lives. i think i have to take bbf because it's, um, it's damaged and i have no damage. yes, it could kill me. that thing is so dangerous. but i have i love it when you have sad bombs with it though. that's the thing, i'm like, well i have butt bombs, so i have like a mild synergy with it.
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is that who made it? yeah, 82,000 years ago. oh my gosh. first time i ever heard of worms, i was on a bus going to a school field trip and the guy had a game boy with worms armageddon. nice. and we played it the whole time. i was like, what is this? it looks so shitty and intriguing. magic mosh! back then, team 17 ported worms over to everything. magic mosh. i'm slightly faster. magic mosh is coming through to save the day.
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rob likes machines. yeah, and rob would be super into it. with a higher chance of entropy, he would be all over that. hey freddy. he does respect entropy. later freddy.
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oh, the juice! i was really hoping there'd be enough force to push you guys over that lip, but... like a water slide or something. thank you, sneaky columbus, for nine months you made baby time! we're just drowning, i'm gonna have to knock you into the water now. like, if rob was walking down the street and i was a mugger, i would be like, he's pretty muggable.
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i would hand you, take that off your hands man, i'll go hit the atm up, you know, couple hundred bucks. and as soon as it's in my hands i'd be like, give me your money. you know? i would try and hand over the wallet there, right, they'd be like give me your money and i'd be like alright, i'm getting my money and i would like be scared so i'd probably like drop it or something and i'd go to like pick it up and the guy would stab me while i'm going to pick it up. and then i would just die in the street. that's probably how my life would end.
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yeah, i was like, no, no thanks. we're happy to work this out in this arrangement, but like if you walk up and hand somebody money that just feels very odd. it does. very uncomfortable, i would advise strongly against that one. alright, i got an idea here. handshakes are fine. i really thought i was gonna be able to dragon punch my way over there after i completely botched it. what a move. i liked the hadouken at the end to try to recover it though. how am i gonna do this?
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i think it's like 40. no, i thought it was 60. i don't know, or all around the board. we all have different numbers. alright, well maybe this isn't the best idea then. how about... did he scream, a, i'm walking over here? he did not. i think he said something like, fucking idiot! and i was like, alright dog. you should have said a, i'm walking over here. can you bounce him? oh, i thought i was gonna bounce him up. i'm not... a little bit. missed the mine! is that mine a dud or something?
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it rolled over my body! and then another one spawned. oh, god damn it, cobalt. n.l. watch rick and morty. thank you very much for the subscription. oh, rick and morty is awesome. n.l., that car story happened to me, but it was a lady, and she screamed, what the fuck are you doing? and hit the car with every word that she said. that is actually pretty funny. geez.
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look, i could ask him right now, but he's playing bomb game with bear. the turret is the best. god damn it! i spared you! doo nah zo, thank you very much for the subscription as well. in bear's words, rob is more likely to become a doctor than to go see a doctor. it's pretty good too. i didn't even see you had 121 over there. yeah, ftl's been busy. tricky. getting that scrap.
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pay dividends. yo, doc, you wanna go on an expedition? drown little freddy? wow, you got a worm over there hiding in the cave. oh yeah, i got worms all over the place that you wouldn't even know about. you wouldn't even know? i feel bad. it's alright, you know. worms is worms, man. worms come and worms go. that's how they roll. thank you beastman studios for the subscription!
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for example, if i'm out and about tonight and someone says, hey you watched the canucks game tonight? i'd be like, yeah dog. that's why i'm wearing this jersey. and then if they ask me for directions, i'd say, what do you want? i don't have any money. that's not what i asked you. all right, i got the master splash plan. grand master splash over here. you stay right there, freddy. i gotta watch that turret. i don't want to become another victim. yeah, that's true. it could crest over there. yeah, it could.
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a lot of things could happen. if that little lip was gone, maybe. do i trust... nope, that's not gonna work. i might just take a hail mary shot over there. it's mostly pretty safe anyway over in this position. let's see, i wanna use the wind so i wanna aim a little bit more up. i licked my finger and we'll see how it worked. wow! that was really good! i told you i licked my finger!
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if there's a, i mean, excluding stuff like packs, probably once a month. yeah. well at least try to take freddy with me. i don't think that did it. maybe if he drowns? he kinda like skipped a spot there a little bit. he's still got his eyes over the water and that's what worms breathe through, so. aw man.
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give me two kilograms of that and do you have a good recipe for a dry rub? i've got people coming over. where you going? oh, okay, yeah. come on down. well, that's as far as i'm going. no way i can 1v3 him. i'm just gonna put some nades in the hole and hope for the best. actually, this is all part of the plan. well, let's be honest, that guy was a bit disposable anyway. yeah, he's kind of a outlier.
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i gotta make you break through the wall otherwise i'm vulnerable after my turn is over. even though i just told you my strategy. it's like an evil villain. if ryan's numbers are on point, you would proportionately to subscribers be recognized every six to seven months. see the problem is i never go outside so that doesn't really hold up. yeah.
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don't worry about the over sit back, the game's telling me to sit back, relax. what if i don't want to do that game? he's trying to control us. i know. why do you have such a problem with authority, rob? anybody who knows what they're doing, you're like, fuck you man, you think you know better than me? it's because i like getting stabbed. it's my attempt at a certain kind of person, you know? alright, you guys can join now. it is dbpr. all audience members are welcome. i should be in. it's like deer if you spelled it very poorly.
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i'm hoping the airport has a store that sells magic booster packs tomorrow. yes, that's wrong! that is wrong! that is the most wrong. yeah. i'm like, i could just crack one or two before i get on the plane, right? oh my god, you're so addicted! the smell of a hobby shop is the best. if you ever go to las vegas, never go to the slot machines. that's what i'm gonna say. don't have ones that win magic cards, then he'll be honest. yeah, dude! it just drops a bunch of shitty lands all over you when you win.
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it's alright. we can still do this. i can probably get like another two minutes before the stream ends you know what? i don't actually have to i have the control over everybody's in so we don't even have to go until you're ready yeah, all right. i'm loading up. who's the bidiot now? oh god it's playing an ad. oh no. all right rob begin. we're ready begin us. okay. we've begun. oh
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i mean it's on a saturday though. yeah, you go to work. oh, okay. i guess you just go to work. that's pretty much it. sometimes i think you get parties together. you like get your uncles and aunts and cousins over and you like drink out of a... what? i think i wrote in the wrong seed, nick. why? don't do that.
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yeah, the other day i was like, well i should record some rebirth and then i was like well i already have videos till thursday so i guess i just won't do that. i was gonna ask what do you do? like you're in the repetition now. do you just keep recording as part of your daily schedule and just overlap it and fill up the videos? nah, i don't think you can do that. as of tomorrow the only thing people will accept is afterbirth, i think. so even if you had a couple left over you're not gonna put them up because nobody cares. yeah, i actually got lucky that i did the math properly i guess. that's weird.
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does everybody there have an irish accent, nick? no, actually, not everybody does. whaaaat? yeah, because it's actually a really touristy place and there's people from all over the world. that is crazy. believe it or not, we ran into people from russia, we ran into people from france, all different places. does everybody there look like a leprechaun? i can't say that i saw a single person that looked like a leprechaun, but there was a leprechaun history museum around the central area of dublin, which was kind of hilarious. we didn't go to it though. that's pretty cool.
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i like the idea of like, cube ball as well and like all the other modifiers. and from what i've heard as i watch the stream, it seems like you'll have control over the individual things like friction and momentum and things, so... should be able to just make the exact thing we want.
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stop saying americans like everybody over here likes that garbage sport. i mean the sport is called american football, alright? i'm not trying to necessarily generalize the whole country, but it is sort of right there in the name. i think we just call it football here. well yeah, but everywhere else in the world, everywhere civilized calls it american football versus association football. qualifying it is not necessary. we kind of just know what's up. road to el dorado is the tits. i watched it in like 11th grade history class.
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help. okay. nick, you also missed the the birth of me finding this youtube channel that i love. what's that? called one pug life one. it's like this dude from rural canada who gets people drunk and invites them over to his farm and then, you know, i know that there could be a lot of sinister ends to that sentence but instead he has like all this like modified like
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sex toy... transportation equipment. like riding lawn mowers and then has them jump over big ramps and fucking like break their hips and stuff like that. that's real weird. i thought the pug life thing meant it was gonna end up like an hj tenchi thing. there's gonna be pugs everywhere. nah, he does like... i think he has a pug or something though. alright. yeah, this seems like a channel you'd get into. i'll check it out. it's pretty into it. what's kate think of it? she into it too? she liked it actually. oh cool. she was a fan.
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i hated that the freaking headphone jacks didn't work properly so i was trying to listen to freaking terminator genesis which was an asshole of a movie by the way. i was just getting this high pitched screaming in my ear the whole time and i just put up with it because i had no other option. i think there's, i bat like 80% with those usually which is actually pretty bad but i've had some bad headphone experiences. i did watch inside out on the way over which is pretty good.
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which i watched on the plane. this is like my favorite part of channel i watched the inside out on the way over and i watched terminator genesis on the web actually like inside out it was a lot better than i thought it was gonna be yeah inside out is one of my favorite movies this year when i'd said that to lynch he was like wow you're brave like to watch that in public cuz you probably would cry i was like i almost did but yeah, man me too. i
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do it do you watch starski and hutch on the fight over? no, it's like a weird disambiguation of amethyst from steven universe. okay. thank you saber ewan for the two months in a row. oh, yeah, crickets head. oh, forget me now as the lost. i don't know. maybe this is good. maybe i can do boss rush and then do it again. do it.
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no, that should have just forget and forgetted me now first instead of using that for you know my item room pickup was peepers. i that was the best of all like that. i don't possible worlds keepers i concussive tears in your gg it's not like mysterious liquid to mysterious liquid is like actually good though, but i've come around to it it's it's good enough at least i wouldn't go over the top too much, but it's okay. i mean this run could still be a win i
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and it's looking like a lock for mine as well, so i think we're i'm very glad to hear this. it feels like the end of a year. yeah, basically. that's true. this is our new year's. yeah. i mean, out of all the games i've ever played in my life, i think i've played the most rebirth in a concentrated amount of time over everything. i can see that. i've played more terraria, yes, but it was spread out over longer. i've played more super meat boy, yes, but again, spread out over longer. i'm actually surprised you've played more super meat boy. mostly because of the editor.
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back in cheese, yes sir! oh man, curse of the labyrinth. this runs bullshit. i would love small rock here. nope, just a golden chest and a death card. even more odd is the fact that 2015 is going to be over fairly soon too. that's not that weird, you know. this year was really good though. i'm happy to hear that!
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really wish i had taken like as much stupid damage as i took. one and a half hearts with a win. one hour long run. it's over. go back take hookworm. this chat is wild man. last rebirth run of my life was a win. thank goodness. i might be about to squander my last rebirth run. but i'm on the chest as the lost so it's a success no matter what.
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very true. yeah, i hear you on that. there was some gross urinals in the area around the airport and there was one that just had like a shitload of pee all over the floor and i was like kind of freaked out by that but that happens sometimes. thank you to space wells on ice for the $5.69. welcome back favorite uncle nick. i'll be your grunkle nick if you want.
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thank you very much for the $5.69. thank you, captainkablooey for the $5! eluke just confirmed there is a northernlion transformation. you pick up cursed eye, tiny planet, and soymilk. oh my god, kraygasm. sweet. look forward to it. and lastly, thank you to anonymous for the $5. i defend my dissertation tomorrow, after which i will essentially be a doctor. i wanted to thank you guys for hours of entertainment you've given me over the last several years. that's fucking awesome.
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all of it because i've never won. okay, that makes sense. but um, how uh, what's your strategy for losing hp? do you get like pissed if you lose hp in the early game or is it not that big of a deal? it's not that big of a deal, you always get more. but you should know there are nuggets under your health bar and you can over heal or overcharge your hp and actually get extra hp increments by that.
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st. patrick's day is a hundred times worse because it's just people like publicly vomiting over the place. you know, eh, you know, give me the happy kids instead of the people throwing up everywhere. i'm not saying i haven't thrown up on my own, you know, fair share of st. patrick's days. i'm just saying now i don't like to see it in public.
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are you asking me like what's my highest score? well, like your highest amount of bullets you've ever had. not off the top of my head though. i think i just got to like 18 on the last run which seems very high. seems pretty good. i just saw the time void kill an enemy as well. yeah, i think i'm gonna change out of this purple one now. last module is really good. jump over the shopkeeper and stand on the items? are they trying to get me to kill the shopkeeper accidentally?
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but then we were like looking around and there are people who were like i've been on standby for two days in this airport and we're like i think i'd rather just be gone. yeah, but yeah, they were like it was the most over the top like airport thing i've ever seen they're like we're gonna give you $800 cash and that that got people talking no question. i imagine it would. i wonder if you have any bargaining power in situations like that
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you are like okay, i'll take the next flight, but you gotta let me fly. that's not what i'm talking about i want to fly anything just fly the airplane just for like 10 minutes at cruising altitude. we couldn't even find the device i don't stand a chance dude, they fly themselves these days. yeah, pretty soon we're not even gonna need pilots i'm just waiting for them to have a vtol so we don't have to like fly an hour in the wrong direction to get back to the airport you flew over that is true. oh
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yeah, absolutely. and come on, man. it's so much fussing about devices, i understand. yeah, we cause we couldn't find the device. we're not gonna crash the fucking plane over whether we're in airplane mode on my phone or not. oh, well, we were gonna have a safe flight today, but unfortunately mrs. jenkins in seat 15j had to read the next two chapters of fifty shades of grey before we took off and now we're all dead, sorry.
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yeah, i guess anyone that deals with flight in general has to have really good vision. that makes sense. i'm not a zombie over it. i remember in that, what is it, little miss sunshine, that one guy was real sad about the whole thing. yeah. that was a great movie too. it was a very good movie, i agree. alright, this is gonna be my best run. i just need to get as far down in limbo as i can. limbo's pretty cool actually. yeah? it was a cool game. isn't there like the spiritual successors coming out soon? oh is it? eventually. cool.
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how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run really? what are you talking about? that was my question! like you think, i mean i know. phd is amazing! how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run? alright, i got it. you're gonna pay uh freaking 15 cents for one hp upgrade. i got fucking puberty. or you could pay 15 cents and get like all stats upgrades over and over throughout the game. oh god. is this gabriel or uriel? i need to know. what is this question? is this a question designed to break the human mind?
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okay, you want you can go to the chest because i know you hate the dark room what is it matt? just give me the seed man six i can make this decision in the game 6d okay, be a holy grail. oh, sorry. i couldn't hear you over somebody else here 60 bg. okay one q ln all right, josh is fighting the second boss on the shop. okay. well, he's got some time then. oh
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well, i mean, i got close and then the fucking, the doors are the biggest bullshit how they open. yeah, the doors are too nasty. a thousand people will just start pouring out of them. fucking lollapalooza over here. i mean, i can start over. i don't care about this run that much. yeah, this run doesn't matter. we could always just start a, uh, an isaac run or something. no. what is emergency contact? uh, it sends down, like, those wallmasters, but they help you. oh, cool. it's pretty good. it's kind of like a high priestess.
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that guy is annoying. yeah, i hate his doors. you know fuck off alright, so i'm lilith and you want me to hard mode it in this. yeah, it is. we'll give you a seed just give me a minute here to see if i got it like this. i'll give you a minute it's not a great seed so you might be angry about it, but yeah, it's like it's trash so far let's start over. let's do it better see you know i just i just fought my way to the deal with the devil and got a good item all right say give it a try here d
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can i change that? no. maybe with range upgrades, but apart from that i honestly don't know. this run could be very, very long. yeah, or it could be over in about like a quarter of a second depending on how you play your cards, i think. my card is the high priestess, i'm not playing that right now. i got emergency contact, so i'm with you. emergency contact? this knife sucks!
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oh, is this gonna be the room i die? yes, yes it is, in fact. i'm still alive but i hate it. i'm kinda glad that run's over, cause i really didn't enjoy it very much. this run is like, straight trash, man. lilith is a good character though. and i'll fucking kill anybody who says otherwise. okay, actually now i've just picked up bff, so now i'm like, maybe this run's actually sweet?
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they know i'll go over the entertainer. i don't like that's like a modified trick or treat right there kill me or entertain me i'm here at your stoop pick one or the other stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop. that's from hey arnold hey, i love the television program. i've never seen it. what's it about prize me? it's probably a little bit above your age level above my pay grade exactly that is true
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so he's home, he's like a little kid, maybe he's like, maybe seven? and his mom's out and his mom just got home, right? but he knocked over the vase. so he's like, he's singing to himself, mama ee yah ee yah, uh oh! and then he knocks it over. why is he saying ee yah? can we get back to that part? i don't know why with that part. he likes vowels, he's practicing his vowels. ee yah, ee yah, oh. right? ee yah, ee yah, oh. nails are cool. yeah, man. temporary demon form or guppy's paw.
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come on, you turd. what is your problem? i'm calling things turds because they're poop. so violent on a regular and irregular basis. i don't like foul movements. this runs pretty good. i just took capricorn over vr headset. is that a good thing? i mean it might be a good thing but it's like bad for your psyche because vr headsets real fun. oh. vr headset might be better. i'm not sure though. capricorn's real good though.
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he's in my face right now. put him in the call. big disgrace, kicking your butt all over the place. i wanna see how the matchstick take thing is going on development. i can't answer your call tyrone, i'm in a call with other people. you can't or you won't. yeah you won't. pick up the call, you won't. you won't. why could he have his hand? oh fuck.
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what? what? can you just like keep getting the same item over and over again? you just keep rewinding it? the... you have to keep the item when you go back in time. yeah, you keep the item. it's like when you go back in time with the time machine, you still have the time machine. oh, i think he means if you pick it up and then go back to the room before you picked it up. i guess you could go and do that forever, yeah. are you trying to primer me or something? he's trying to looper you, i think. i've never looped or primered. you've never seen neither of those. they're really good, man.
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nice. yeah, donkeys and chat everybody i don't get what makes you in that exchange all for john mallard. they just admire me for having big balls. i just walked over to them. oh grossen toasters that's okay. this kate no no no exists finally this kate no no no exists sweet what i saw origin talking about he says i approve of the emote emo
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you can't make like a modern art installation and then if somebody fucks it up, you know, be mad about it. i agree completely. as they all threw up on the floor. that was my art. you shouldn't have cleaned it up. it just adds an extra level of art to the art. yep. i'm with you. what? what? excuse me? somebody's a little bit or a little bit wild over here. and now i have my litmus test tomorrow. that's pretty good. i like that. whoa.
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nightbody is like a bruce springsteen song or something. wow. oh. that's pretty good. eviscerated. i at least have beat rumble muffin. someone who's playing the game for the very first time. like that song? it feels... yeah dude, it's forwarder. you should come over and play rock band 4, josh. because they do this thing where they like...
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oh no! rub a muppet in you! no! rub a muppet in you, bloon man! rub a muppet in yourself into a room and netted himself. oh god. fuck! yeah! this is like how you beat the capra demon. you just throw bananas over the wall. don't do it, josh. you don't have the sack, honestly. oh! i jumped on it, i think. where am i?
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oh it's this. i thought they patched that. how you doing over there? i'm gonna take care of this problem right now. oh wait i'm out! i'm out! oh gosh throw me your weapon man! alright is yellow duck dead? josh has got two guns.
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just let rumble muffin do it. he doesn't know. he doesn't know any better. wow, that was tactical! yeah. three shots individually. one shot, one kill. never waste a bullet. it's like god of duty all over again. the muffin man got me hard. yeah? you should talk to like a sexual therapist about that or something. why?
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how do i get some health out of this? and then uh... 64 dt? dead onion or burning bombs. i don't want either of those. check the item list. oh my god, chad is going... chad's going wild over it. all right, check the... yeah, if i had dr. fetus that'd be really good. items. okay, where's like money equals power, greed... one of the black candles. um, i know the dollar's on the first page near the top right. okay.
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just, oh we're breaking, we're just gonna break this guys. we're just gonna oomph all over it and... alright. done. remember that time i thought you said clitoris? that's uh... i was nowhere near it! it was glitter boss! glitteris! something about the way that gl leaves your mouth. every time it's like a red herring for me. every time? uh, then if you guys get to actually say the word... that's right, yeah, i don't know.
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i have a perthro diamonds card. mmm, and i take infinite batteries in my shop. oh just keep doubling them over and over again i would be way more it sounds ridiculous but i'll be way more inclined to take the d100 if it didn't show up every green mode run. oh
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i thought that was the answer, but i was kind of wishfully hoping it wasn't. also, does spider mod occasionally freeze enemies if it walks over top of them? i have not... check that out. i have not been able to have or get that item. well, i'll trade you. you can have spider mod for a while, i'll take glitter bombs. sounds good. they're so beautiful and glittery though.
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i've got so many soy milks on the screen now that i don't think you can hardly see anything. i lived for some reason! did you die and then live again? kind of. and now what about netflix and chill? i still don't understand the big deal over netflix and chill. people have been using that parlance for centuries. i know. you see that? it was that choice that was like in the 1700s there was like a common euphemism for hey want to come up in my place and bang and it was just like would you would you like to come take a look at my etchings?
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be right back guys, i haven't uh, crackened in a good five hours so i'll be right back in just a moment. explosive diarrhea. oh here's what it does in case you need to know the spilt milk. when you get hit it spills milk and gives you tears up for that room. ah, that's kind of cool. because you don't want to cry over the spilt milk but you do because you're a baby. cool guy brimstone 69. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get some uh,
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we got 15 coins guys. we've got 15 coins. oh wait, that sounds really good to you for some reason what's that? what are you buying because i can repeat i could repeat it over and over again and put 15 in every time. oh, yeah we had to do two so oh yes dick is gonna be pleased what did you get into 999? right now we can solve the mystery. i'm trying
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hey, dan's news, thanks very much for the three months in a row resubscription. welcome back. hey, anzee news. danzee news, yeah. one, two, three, four, break. why is he humping the chest? every time i come in the chat, i always have the option to share the sub anniversary. can you just do it over and over again? i don't mind, you can spam it. it's a party chest, boys! this is the run right here. brimstone on lilith. i guarantee it. the dream is alive.
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chad, should i keep d4ing this run or are you happy with the monstro's long circle of protection now? let me know. do you know if when you reroll with a d4 does it keep items in their pool? like if you reroll one angel item do you get one angel item? i'm pretty sure they... i don't know but i know they fixed it like making all the runs end or the item pool like finish so you can keep rerolling with the d100 and never hit rock bottom. yeah that is good. that's what i heard. get over here.
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yeah. is that a hint? track one on the b 52 self tited album. self tited, in case you're curious what i said there. we're trying to be like sherlock holmes over here right now guys. watson? alright. british accent. i would maybe stick with the aaron neville for now, but you know. there's room to grow on that one. what you need next is aaron neville as sherlock holmes. ah, there we go.
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then you gotta bomb your way through and get to the black market man. anything can happen over there. i have a lot of tear effects and i love every second of it. i think i'm gonna roll with this from now on. i don't think i'm de 4ing anymore. alright, that's acceptable. nine lives, huh? also it did get rid of the diagonal. really? yeah, because i got tiny planet so i guess it overrides it. unexpected. i got fruitcake. i guess that makes tear effects go crazy. yes, that is correct.
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okay, i get how to do it. i didn't do it right, but thank you you gotta sit real still the bombs will like stack one will look like it's a little stacked and you just gotta push down so that they're next to each other so first time left wall second time right wall get down in the middle or to the left of both of them you want to get down to the left of both of them against the wall between the bombs and the wall got it oh, it hit the bottom and shot over. that's weird. i just need a quick second after that last run guys like acceptable i think
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i can't imagine the sugar rush you'd get from that too. they, i think a couple of them actually forced themselves to throw up so they didn't experience that. yeah. i think it's probably sensible. what if the fuck is this mega fatty? i know he's tiny! we got little nips instead of big nips. this first fucking devil room, i'm like, i just want to start over. this is taking so long. is it trash? i have no damage, so like this duke of flies just keeps making more flies. okay, finally died. you guys take fanny pack?
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169 from from 68 68 hey you're an lss today, so nick and ll and now i said hi hello i'm so thankful that that's how that ended those they say tell nick and nl they fucking suck do it kate you'll be in nl actually you know what kate you actually do have a decent chance to beat me on today's daily so i would recommend giving it a shot worst case scenario. it'll be over in two minutes might beat me anyway
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and then he shows you his balls, for real. then he shows you his balls. again, just for good measure. just cause he can. well to prove they're the same ones from the picture. he also has a coat tattoo on his balls that begin the process all over again. yeah, that's for isaac too. he's got a seed. and it's his seed. it's a new season. you have to carry his next child. season 2. thanks for playing the demo of the binding of isaac reimer.
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my eyes are all glazed over and blue and i shoot out a circle from them that is very large. is it uh, tech point five? or sorry, tech point x? yeah, i guess. no, maybe not. it's the visor. but what's making my eyes do that? oh, a child will tell me in a minute. why won't he stop? we don't stop! rolling? we never stop re rolling. it just keeps getting better and better, baby. except for that tears downgrade. that's like, indisputable. seven points.
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i had the dodgers remote with something the other day and every time i used it it would shoot bombs and two spurts but it did not stop. it was just one two one two the entire room just over and over again until you left the room. that seems pretty good yeah, imagine if i had glitter bombs with that just infinite goodies everywhere. i'm gonna get confused okay, now i have epic fetus mom's eye that fires nine times. whoo
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i feel for you guys that are bothered by this because i'm starting to get a headache. thank goodness this runs over in about three seconds. stop rerolling you monster. quarter plus dollar plus money equals power might affect the donation amount. that would explain edmund's twitter about content hidden by a wall of micro donations. you need 999 plus one. dude, you're like... you've gone too much. i'm just gonna put 999 on the machine and see where we're at.
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alright, my run is over. mine is... it will be there in just a second. i wish i had stuck with 12 times doctor fetus. or epic fetus, because now i'm with 9 times doctor fetus. it's just not the same. this feels lacking. yeah. blew out my o ring. only had 12 times doctor fetus. oh, look at my nails! thank you for the 269 while cookie jar. love you man. i'll check for the secret room. no secret room.
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i love those balls of steel energy drink i've seen a picture of edmunds balls we could try to get balls to sponsor our shit and i love balls that would work so well balls of steel official drink of isaac players when you need to stay up for 24 hours maxwell house they're pretty... they're stingy with their sponsorships man oh you don't represent our brand consists largely of over 50 professionals fuck off
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it's just a little bit darker. it's not as big of a visual difference i don't think as the other ones are that catches your eye as much. scarred wound is my favorite because it doesn't have that filter over it. makes me so happy. i agree with that. that's why the one reason i don't like the burning basement right now is because the smoke makes it impossible for me to see. that's about it. it's not impossible, but like difficult. i've noticed sometimes there's more or less smoke.
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have you noticed this? it's based on the proximity to 4pm and 20 minutes past. mmm. well, that's a subtle one. i have a feeling it went over a lot of people's heads there. go my god nails! fly true! wait, was that magician? did you know that april 20th is tyrone mcmillian's birthday? no way. yeah, it's true. tyrone mcbreadman, i mean. it's from breadman mcnicolo. yeah, that's the one.
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yeah, i know about mom transformation. i know about the knife. i'm talking about this dude walking around. well, i left the spear on the ground. pick it up! looking like a fool with your spear on the ground. he left the spear in the wall, you joker! why is when it scroll over a dollar, is part of the times ten cut off on both sides? like there could be more text there that's missing. i think you've gone too deep. when they purposely cut that off, maybe it's times a thousand and it's just cut off.
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i wonder if they patched that if you killed him more than once you only got two coins and it wasn't only two coins guys it started out at 15 then it dropped a seven then it went down to four and then it went down to two and it stuck was stuck at two it's like halved every time or something yeah, maybe your luck determines how much you can put in maximum and then if you do them over again it halves that every time that's what i was thinking, but i have not tested this very well
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need to build a stopwatch in greed's room. open a portal back in time. hope baldstreak built this in a cave! can we see your bombs? yes. here are my bombs. they're very boring actually. live fast, die. die over and over. you can't handle the tooth. oh the nails breaking on the wall is a really satisfying sound actually. took, took, took, took, took. i'm telling you man.
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really? you wanted to take firemind that badly? i didn't take firemind at all. what are you doing on your run, mister? i'm gonna try it out. we'll see how this goes. you're gonna take firemind over what? over nothing. it's either take it or don't take it. what happened here? the boss room, it put me in the middle, and now there's rocks surrounding the whole thing and i can't leave if i wanted to. correct, yes.
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it's like you pack a chainsaw and you got no ass to skin raw. i've been there. who hasn't been there? love these bloops on gchat. these fuckers don't talk all day. they know what an analysis is. yeah, as soon as the stream starts they go boop, boop. i don't blame them. what is this little item over here? curse of the tower, you feel cursed. oh. usually you don't give people curses they can see and then not pick up. yeah, i don't know about curse of the tower, honestly.
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it seems like one of those items you're oftentimes waiting on being like is this is it good enough? and i don't know do i want to fight the hush on this run. i'm kind of over hush for now that's why i signed up for it, but i'm gonna probably not be able to or i'm gonna do it and die that's like i hate doing it and dying i mean like i have an awesome run and then you fight a boss for whom that is irrelevant and then you know i don't have an awesome run anymore um
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you're over is it tommy. what is that every once in a while? there's just the random a random thing that comes out of my body when when do i know when it's used i? asked in chat, but then i was unable to read because i was playing it at the same time. it's okay. i understand hey, garfondo i'm almost like to the point where i'm like i'm gonna take the hush out of my regular rotation because i just i get so frustrated i
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i need to get the shovel somehow, man. what if we used the stars card? didn't do what i needed it to do. yara a black heart. there's no black hearts to yara, my dog! if there were black hearts to yara, i'd be all over it, but we don't even have a single black heart at this point. that's kind of the driving action of this run right now. this is the second time in as many runs that hush has just completely ruined my run. and i'm kind of like a little over it.
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i guess i can just like... oh wait, what's the point? this doesn't give us any extra benefit here. i used the blue hourglass after i fought the angel. it just gave me... i just get to do the room over again. yeah, i keep wanting to believe that that somehow helps you, but it just never does. i thought maybe i'd get a value there. or i thought maybe you give some money to like, the beggar, and then you go back in time, and then you have your money, but he'll keep his values, but no, they actually reset.
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oh i already installed it. wow i'm ahead of ryan. even though i'm behind ryan. ahh, tower climb. took me a while to figure out an optimal controller layout for this game because it's got too many buttons. like uh, i should be using my 360 controller? if you want. i mean, i got away with a keyboard before but i moved over to controller this time. i think it'll be better. i mean i generally prefer the... yeah. the uh, whatchug of the controller. i can sit back, relax.
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turn off the filters turn off the filters turn off the fit. why does he i'm just setting up my controls we got bigger problems man filters are off over here. i hate those filters okay, i think i'm just gonna go live yeah, oh lotta just subscribed to oh lotta lotta save me there we go all right
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distort a fucking blast berry right there. i'm gonna blast my berry all over your face next time i see you mike. please do. wait, what kind of berry? uh, blueberry. that's a good question. dingleberry? maybe. this floor started and i was immediately overrun by bees. that's just a metaphor for life. bees? bees? no. you know like what happened to nicolas cage?
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i don't is this wow, okay. i think they made this harder. running into a lot more enemies than i remember. okay. incoming rip. i know, right? i just you gotta rip apart. you can beat the tutorial, fox. i have faith in you. oh, i friggin' know i can beat the tutorial. this is just like, spelunky all over again. it's like, it doesn't make sense the first while, and then after that, you're just doing it in your sleep.
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alright, is this a keyboard and mouse game or what do we i use controller, i'm pretty happy with it honestly. yeah. okay, good. i got three hat. got invites for ya. i don't see it. am i online? ah, f f. okay. you're making some great noises. i was joking, i'm always alive over there. i can do pigeon and i can do pig. oh yeah, that's pretty good too. i practiced that over the years.
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i guess i'm on fire now too. jump on the water? what's the water? the water's how you die. he's trying to trick you right now. this is basically just sumo wrestling. but with like mexican flair for something. oh get over here! oh he's got big arms! daddy wants a hug, fox. oh what? oh what is this stuff? self destructed. daddy wants your long leg. daddy wants you for three minutes. three minutes of playtime. alright that was... that was scary.
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$2 american at a shop near me. are you kidding me? $2 boosters for zendikar? that's uh... madison's shop is doing that as well. that's... that's ridiculous. it's like super cool for them, yeah. and they were able to price match it over a lot of the us as well. oh my gosh. you just take the ad to walmart and be like, hey, you know, this place is selling it for two bucks. and they're like, all right. we'll match that. oh, i stole my power up.
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the big problem with mtgo is it's expensive. the second problem with it is that it's hideous, but it is functional. and the big draw is convenience. you can just draft at like 2am if you want to. maybe i will. you could? maybe i won't. you probably shouldn't because the drafts are like two to three hours long, but... i could. yeah, i'm just gonna stay over here. you guys can f off. oh, i lived. i refuse to believe. ah!
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but i'm gonna get two or three hours of entertainment out of it. yeah. sit down, pour yourself a nice beer, you draft, you have a good time. and then if you do really well, you probably made your next draft a little bit cheaper. potentially free, but probably just cheaper. it's all over now. i'll consider it. mather said he's gonna do it. of course he said that. problem is, it's like i still just, i...
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yeah, duels, duels, like i like the setup of it, but it is buggy as heck. it was really fine when i was like a relatively new player. i was like, this is like my magic experience whenever i want. and then i realized that, you know, mtgo is just that, but like... is there... they haven't like... get away from me! they haven't said anything about like updating duels to have the new card sets in this ship. they're working on it, but it's over like a month delayed at this point.
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what was the... who was the character on today's daily? just maggie like shit damage for a long time. ah, it sucks. oh no! wait i lived! okay. why are you guys destroying so much of this freaking level? gotta make it harder for you to stand on it. okay. what are you guys doing over there? oh, i got a jetpack so you can lick my balls. with these pinatas though. ah, you dunked the pinata! kobe! aw. okay. oh yeah, look at that aim. look at that aim.
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i'm gonna send you guys some butter in your p.o. box and when you open it for your next video it's just gonna melt all over kate. you'll have groceries in the car! thus solidifying her hatred of... butter. oh my god, i just rocketed myself that was pretty awesome. are there time sensitive groceries? it's full of butter. is there any butter? are there any... diglets? oh i get it.
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why would you do that? keep your banana and your wood in your pants, mister. i'm gonna stand on the wood over here. i'm gonna put your wood in a wood chipper. fargo style. you're a countless no chipper there, eh? what's going on down here, pause? it's us, farity. don't you worry about it. oh shit. i wouldn't recommend it.
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that can't be conceivable! they just, they lose their shit over it, man. i don't understand it. pretty soon, canada is just gonna be like canadian tire where the mark's work warehouse and tim horton's and shoppers drug mart built in. like, it's just gonna be every city is just like one big building with those, and that's it. i can't wait, man. i can. i hope it has a big parking lot. probably will.
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and i will never read one of your comments because that's not what he does, but i will pay five dollars to fox if he does. snap. oh, that's gotta hurt. oh look i got the little slime ball! i lost. fox. sorry. my dog. come on man. what? you want me to beat nick for you? this is duck game all over again. it is duck game all over again.
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bring it to a party. have a good time. that'd be nice. this camera, like left trigger, right trigger is actually like the opposite of what i feel like it should be. you never play fez? no. oh you should, it's pretty good. i'll think about it. we hit static meta. i'm trapped. owwwww oh god, oh god, i killed myself. just having some fun. you guys okay over there? you got a problem? yeah, he's about to black hole me.
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now there's yet another reason to keep getting richer, now i can't even play bomberman. the freaking lyrics are gonna come in here and smoke you with this 40,000 strong spirit bomb. that's true. bring it to the us because at least we get some. that's true. but then people all over the us would be like, what's this poutine? and they'd be trying to end mcdonald's and be like, this kind of sucks. yeah, then they'd hate all of it. that's a good point. exactly. you don't want that. it's a bad first impression. yeah.
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it's cool though because it's got the whole chat interaction. your chat would love it. he's just joshing. he's played it. wow, you're an asshole. what? i've played it too. making me look like a fool. fox, get over here. i want to try something. if it's not trying to kiss me, then i don't want to bother. i don't know whether they'll kill you or kiss you. okay, here's the deal. one of these days i'm going to get a good spear bomb off.
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one gun should just be a normal gun but with slightly higher range. what's a normal gun then? just a pistol? normal gun is a machine gun that shoots knives. okay. that was my bomb box. you wanna fight about it? alright. i'm going over, over here now. i know where you're going with that one. yeah, and i had to stop because it offends you. a little bit.
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i swear. if i fuck you right here. no, it's welcome to the northernlion live super show. it's the monday november 9th 2015 edition. i as always am your host northernlion, joining my esteemed co host rock lee smile. greetings. and of course we've got jason with oti as well, showering us with disrespect from all over the coasts. i didn't realize that was on. you literally left.
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right as i was like we're gonna play the intro and then you were like i'm back and i said okay we're playing the intro and then you were like quiet for a second. what did i miss? mmm. yeah sorry, it wasn't josh. it was me that was doing that disrespect. oh, that is not don't give him crap over it you gave josh crap you nick don't protect him. okay? yeah, he needs to learn from his own follies. all right. oh, sorry. oh
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uh, moobot? oh shit, there's moobot. why doesn't moobot have you guys reached the rug buying aspect of your lives yet? no. no, i don't think i've ever gotten there. i don't know man, i feel like at some point in every adult's life they reach a point where they're like, you know what? i gotta buy a rug, what's up with that? it's usually right after you just bought yourself or rent a studio apartment and you're like, i've gotta divide this space somehow. mmm, that's true, yeah, i need like some kind of mental, uh, some breaking over this. to block this out. yeah.
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like you have to tell me that you're gonna fight me if i spoil after how our chat was going down. come on now oh, there's the fruit cake. apparently it was pretty intense people are still heated up over it at the end of undertale. would you say that you could stay awake just to hear you breathing? could you close your eyes and thank god we're together i could do those things would i know probably not i
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that's the best case scenario for a cat really. he ran out and like got in between her feet and tried to knock her over. like some america's funniest home videos shit. well, if he hit you in the balls it would be. yeah with the 1980s toboggan.
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my hopes are always up. no, no, i'm dead. oh, now you're dead? that run's over. fuck that, man. and i just quit to the next game? i would love to! alright. jeez. i thought there was gonna be a but after that statement, there just wasn't. no, yeah, like i'm not starting a new run. that one is... i would love to... well, it's like, it's time to start a new run. we've never had a... it's been a long time since ryan was stumped by isaac for the whole hour.
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oh, oh, oh, oh, did you not shoot i shot, but he fainted over his duck man. so ducks do best oh fucking that didn't work out get away from me my speech use couldn't help you got a problem a bit off my game today. oh
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i was willing to go the distance there. yeah, no. it's a little tough over here with no guns, huh? alright. what is your opinion of mudvayne? i liked them quite a bit until their third album and then i started to like them less. because i like the beatles. wait, who'd you like? the beatles? mudvayne. i liked the mudvayne until the beatles' third album came out.
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wow! he's youngin' my dome. thank you fuzzywolf23 for five months in a row. welcome back. josh, the angle at which you hit me there is absurd. i hit you? yeah, it like barely crested over the top. did you actually just jump?
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oh, i don't like the way that you hold that. come on over. ah! oh. i didn't actually think that that would shoot that far. drak is gonna shit in you. oh, god. that was pretty good. oh, dammit. hit the ak. oh! you got it. he did. and he gave it to me.
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i got one. whoa! did they make it like slightly taller over here? i would if i was them. you better run, drek. no! oh! i hate this map so much. yeah, there you go, i'm on fire. i touched nick but that didn't make nick on fire.
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how did he get fuck that! it's like it's like once in a while, he's like i don't fucking care. it's all mind over matter, it's all about determination. i really thought if i just crouched under the desk i'd be safe. sometimes you are. oh god. i'm stupid.
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good now though. i hope so. oh, it's a perfect setup. ah that man ruined it though someone just said in my chat to tell you that your stream is is dead. this is just not true. okay good it was dead for a while now. it's not dead. they scored on us. i wish if you have a feedback you'd give the feedback instead of just shouting like emoticons over and over. i don't know dude the assault works.
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oh! see that was actually because of the slow down, i was able to nail that a little better. let's not say things we can't take back. alright, slow down sucks. it was lucky. agreed. ah you suck cock! eyeless. eyeless cock. nice, nice. aw shit. ah i almost got it over! i can't believe we're gonna lose this dude whose ping is 472.
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that was great. did you guys get the unreal tournament one? no, i already had it. ten times over. i got another warframe one. that's cool. why'd you get that again? a different one. i had the dragon one before, now i got the one that's like the side of a fist. josh can talk now because he's in the triple digits. i am. you made it happen. thanks dude. bear says, y'all wanna do customs or nah? you can get any of this, i lies. moon ball. alright, i kinda like this one.
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did kate pre order star citizen? nah, she wouldn't dare. faye hunter, thank you very much for the subscription. 800? what do you mean 800? faye hunter, thank you very much for the subscription. 800? 800 what? spartans. is that how many people it took to take over the moon? yeah. is it even happening here? it counted as aerial hit, but i don't believe it. yeah, i mean, i'm a little... oh, you son of a gun! gotta see the birth certificate on that one. ryan.
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they're really putting this other guy on blast. yeah, i love it oops fuck you just got out beat there's an nvidia game force driver ready to download yeah, you should check it out man. i got fallout probably ah okay. i'm gonna buy a raft or done streaming. yeah, bye that driver buy it okay, i think we all just jumped over it yep, i
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oh, wow! the power play. oh my god. i kinda need to see that again. see, that's why people use merc. it just rolled over your roof! that's hilarious. alright, leave match. oh. i'm gonna try to pop the kickoff. can you get josh back? nah, he's probably... his connection's down. probably to one last q for mutator. alright.
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yeah, we can't open this up to every film. it's like, ah, tim burton is in it. this is my life's work! tim burton made it. disney porno movies! this isn't even fucking disney! just get out of here with this bush league shit! take that over to vivid! we don't deal with amateur hour over here! i think that joke relies on us knowing, like, the names of multiple movie studios. i just made that one up. oh, you made up vivid? no, that's real. yeah, i got no idea. tinderella.
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creative! he's very outside the box. that's awesome. i don't know if we're ever gonna score. i think this game might just go forever. oh my god, i rolled over the top of it. i stopped my own momentum. sex toy story? i think we've all thought of that one. i think we've all thought of that one. yeah. this is the one for pocahontas. you ready? poop, conk, on, ass. that's like a little too far.
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tyrone said originally it was called cobalt shrieks. that's what it was called before they had a name for it. and then they took it out because they were worried you were going to sue them. that's right. it's not too late. they got the helm. you'd be like, yo this is not cool. how fucked up would it be if you actually sued them over that? not to like take sides on this issue, but like we basically make our living playing their game and they put a reference in and they'd be like, what the fuck guys?
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i'll say the same as well. i missed it because moobot wasn't pointing out subscriptions, unfortunately, but we've noticed now. thank you as well. yeah, my donation alerts all messed up. it makes a sound, but i can't get it to pop up since i swapped computers over here. yeah. it's kind of really big hassle setting your entire stuff up on another computer. yeah, half my assets. that's why i'm using exclusively the monday intro every stream.
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oh, you never with a video file over yeah, i can just like get after it off youtube pretty much exactly it suffers a little bit and also i'm just like a little lazy it's like when they copy the vhs tapes over and over and over again so you can barely see anything on them. yeah, i
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chat, i love ya, but i don't know whether to kill ya or kiss ya. cause you're saying, uh, don't reroll this run. i'm gonna spoil it for you. we're gonna reroll this run. every run gets rerolled. that's the motto here. what is this? nothing is every other run gets rerolled here. yeah, exactly. oh look, he's horned. okay. it's just techpoint x, you goddamn scums. yeah, i mean, that's kinda my perspective, is, you know, techpoint x only has power over you if you let it have power over you.
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i haven't seen that since a little kid, but i have seen it. oh my god, i got this baby transformation and soy milk with a cursed eye and it's got my reflection. wow! and i have the magnet, this isn't good. okay, this is actually way better. i don't know what this is, but it's better. i got like dr. fetus homing technology bombs. this is the worst thing i've ever rolled into in my life. it seems pretty good. we are all over the place on this run.
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now i shoot lasers from every orifice. i love that just keep rolling just to stack transformations like i'm an angel steven babyface like craziness, i love when you get the angel angel transformation you get the blank face. it's creepy. oh well, that freaking tumor shows up though and ruins your fun. yeah, do i try to fight isaac like this? oh, it seems a little spooky. are you spooked over there? i'm a little spooked. i don't have any hp man. no balls. oh
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yeah, they're already playing like christmas music in the frickin stores like walmart and stuff. i'm like yo, it's not even thanksgiving yet. like can we put skipping holidays? that was the geneva convention rule is like you can't play christmas music until american thanksgiving's over. that's i mean they're getting ahead of themselves man.
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yeah, i've beaten two lost runs in a row, but... ooh, i have sad moms. but, uh, it's not easy. i think the highest i've ever heard of was three. yeah, i saw a three streak as well. with no resetting between just straight up run, run, run? yeah. i believe so, yeah. yeah, that's a good answer. that's how i want to spend my day. d7. i think i have not picked this up yet. this is the one where they drop things and then you can do the room over to get different drops.
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i feel like i have a cap gun. pretty weird. wow, that radius! oh crap! what are you trying to do?! no! he zaned his soda. thanks for the resub as well. oh! damn it, i thought i could jump over that. alright. oh wow, the destruction. i should have died back better. i don't think so.
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oh no, oh no, oh no! oh, thank god! okay, alright. no! not that left key! even if i get you, i can't get over there. delicious. watch out, she might come back with garbage water. she wouldn't dare. i'm gonna go into the senator ring, and i'm just gonna eat trash!
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i don't know what happened, you like flipped the desk over and then i was standing on top of it and... what?! very confusing. i feel like you were in the same spot as me when i died. i'm not squaring off of nick up there. oh. wow, new meta. there it is. it hit me with the butt of the sword and killed me. this is the sharpest part, you gotta watch out for that. what?! that is freaking crazy! oh, you dick! yeah, come at me bro. i got full armor on.
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tube stone grappling hook, it's the dream! i'm gonna get a tube stone. oh! ow! i've killed so many people at the same time this round. are you kidding me? i slayed you! like the dragon you are! tossed it over the edge. wow! tis just butt japes. you should definitely construct me with the ak. alright. that's the game we're playing.
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oh i died wait how did you die i don't know i think your helmet fell on me wow right you got me though what what what what i don't know if it can rob my what happened a grenade hit my corpse which i believe then ricocheted over causing him to get disarmed and maybe shoot himself
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spray it all over us. that'll lather you up. with that level one enthusiasm lather. ah, shit. well, that's a chainsaw. yeah! imagine if they had the cgi to do this in the original texas chainsaw massacre. i'm ready! i'm ready! they have it now! i'm gonna taste! he's so fast! aaaah!
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i forgot, do we join now or not join yet? yeah, you can join now. okay. all three. that is actually a solid code. mm hmm. it is top notch right there. alright, so for my chat, all i have is my face cam right now. you're gonna wanna go watch northernlion for this, but you can stay in my chat if you want. we're gonna be answering silly things and i can't show you the questions or my answers because it ruins the game, but you can vote over there too and you can play along.
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oh man. like dinger, grand salami and jack come up with a new slang term for a home run in baseball. it went over the fence you fucks or a big ol' baloney ball. that's really good. what? where's lunch meat coming to play here? i almost called it the ham grand slam for a second. oh, that was pretty good. you can just picture like
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marv albert talking about big ol baloney balls i'm sure and there it goes right over the fence the big ol baloney balls coming in hot it went over the fence you fucks got in 60 to 40 though. oh did about having to come up with a serious name for it. it went over the fence some fuck all right, we're all pretty close here except for me everybody else is still in it on my headset just
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oh yeah, actually i read about that the other day. apparently gorillas have tiny penises. really? yeah. how tiny can it be? relatively their body size? well, i guess so. i mean, it's supposed to be like less than two inches or something. yeah. feel bad for those gorilla ladies. if they want a real man, they can come over here. hey lady, you want a real man? oh, hey.
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did you see that video of the kid beating her chest at the zoo and then the gorilla just sprints over and breaks the window? that gorilla was nearly out of that cage. he really was! that'd be fucking horrifying! he was like one pound of pressure more from murdering all those children. just ripping their limbs right off. if you hear honey on your genitals, 53% wins.
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get back into the youtube grind. so, you know, that's happening. and normally my schedule with twitch is monday, wednesday, fridays. mondays at nine, wednesdays at eight, fridays at six. but i'm not quite on that schedule again yet. but, you know, soon. i streamed a bit today. so, you know, you can follow me over there too. it's a good time.
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and nick rockleysmile. hey everybody, i'm nick. you can find me at youtube.com slash rockleysmile. i'm gonna be posting my undertale playthrough over there for a while as well as afterbirth stuff and other weird glitches that i'm finding in fallout, because i find them quite hilarious. there will be more streams coming up of fallout. probably not tonight. i might stream some duck game level editing maybe later tonight after i eat.
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for now though, i'm just gonna finish that greed run that i started and you can find me over on twitter at at rock lee smile if you're interested i always announce my streams over there feel free to watch me for the greed mode from now and thank you for joining us today
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kimchimalk and king of amarillo. thank you guys so much for the support. and thanks for watching. thanks to those of you who made an effort to watch without adblock. kobalt's streaming after this. nick is streaming after this. kate is streaming after this. what are you playing, kate? kate's gonna play fallout 4. where's that game? go over there and check out her character. she's gonna do the daily first, then she's gonna play fallout 4. don't tell me halle berry was born in the year 19,666.
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yeah, it's a little easy. a little easier than i would have liked. knock it out pretty simple. so i initially started this greed run just to see if there were secret rooms. and now i just don't care if there's secret rooms, this run's too strong. yeah, you definitely can get op in those games. if you can find like a d20, it's game over. that's all you need.
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i had three hearts left after whatever and then i hit an emperor card like the next floor and just instantly went to the boss and beat it. i was like, oh no problem! nice. not even hard guys. not even worried. no one's dick fell off. what are you guys talking about? not yet anyway. just my eight inch clip. i shed it every once in a while and then it regrows. just leave it on the floor so many drips over it. it's like a lizard tail. it gets all wrinkly.
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mmm, and the other disappears, so it's not about the devil deal anymore in this i was playing as the lost i would probably take brimstone i hear you on that one. i figured out a way to make you say the thing i wanted you know the fact that you can just hide out over rocks and fire that brimstone shot in i think is pretty good on the other hand they're gonna probably keep slamming into the rocks right and the knife will stick out over the edge, so i'm still working so though a little bit more harrowing yeah, yeah a lot of heroin hmm
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and i did the hardest part, now it's over, i never have to do that part again except now hush shows up. right, yeah. yeah, i'd be very happy to have holy mantle for that. but as people are pointing out in chat, it may make it so, or it may be such that you only unlock the holy mantle for the lost after you've already beaten the lost achievements anyway, so. that could be true. that's also possible. is that the best of both worlds or the worst of all worlds? you know? it's the worst.
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that's the perfect room to do that on. without a doubt. but that was after about two hours of me grinding it and just getting to the end and then losing to mom's heart over and over again, which was really great. i just really enjoyed that a lot. oh, new thing. child leash. keep your friends close. oh, okay. keeps your familiars up against you. that's interesting.
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to add more items to krampus's pool or make krampus show up less often and he just skyped me and was like, hey can we talk about this over video chat? i was like yeah, this is a serious discussion so let's do it. and then he just put his balls up to the webcam and farted. again? i know. and i was like he does it like every time! i was like, you know, fool me once, you know. won't get fooled again. serious discussion. i actually did tell tyrone that it would probably be advantageous to
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thanks very much for watching, appreciate it. i, uh... bumbo just paid out with an hp upgrade. oh. bumbo's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve, doesn't he? yeah. bumbo's doing some wild and crazy stuff here. my run's over, i can do something for a bit. yeah. find a way to kill maybe like ten minutes, and you'll be... you'll be good. guess i should have stood there, huh? just taking that one in. time to give up fallout 4 to do greed mode grinding. seems a little premature to me. thank you, based bumbo.
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we'll get a battery baby, okay? acceptable. free roll for bumbo. that's where i'll stop my lost runs is at bumbo. feed bumbo, just hang out over top of the rocks. take you away for thin ninja for 13 months in a row. rock yahas and chat please. bumbo, you alright buddy? looking a little ill. he's kinda like... he's not doing too much. alright.
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fighting the stain as the law seems like a bit of a dangerous proposition. yeah, that's tricky this is my first time like fighting ultra greed since the buff you like in it i don't know. i mean the coins are like, you know, they're really tanky now notice that yeah, i have no black powder seems pretty sweet against the the the doors that open though like that's doing wonders for me just keeping a circle on the ground so if they walk over to me they just die
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what are we doing? we're gonna play speedrunners. i'm gonna try and make a room in that but that's always a little bit iffy. okay. this is play. i'm gonna go custom. alright, i'm gonna get a couple of yogurt. are you drinking a go gurt over there? i'm having a fusion. a go gurt fusion. mm hmm. is that the proper way to ingest a go gurt is to drink it? is that what it is? well, what else are you gonna do with a go gurt?
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you are an mp3 turkey as far as i'm concerned. what the fuck was that? was that like an even worse pat sajak turkey rendition? it was pat sajak doing an impression of an mp3 turkey. thank you sir boston tea bag party for the 13 months in a row resubscriptions. that sound was for you. yeah also sorry, planes have been routed over my house today for some reason.
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they never weren't. yeah, well, i mean, literally directly over my house though, like i can see them. can you smell them? yeah, i can smell them. they're serving kafilte fish actually today, it seems like. wow, that's very ethnically friendly. what is kafilte fish? it's music. it's like pickled fish. yeah. can you just pickle anything? pretty much. pretty much.
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oh! they know what they did. i think i told you this before, but it reminds me quite a bit of in my college there was like a bunch of dudes that met up in the cafeteria and they all had fake anime swords and they would like fake sword fight each other in the cafeteria. i was very upset. i was venting my still pent up rage over those dudes at magic draft who got really mad that i accidentally took out a foil basic land.
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frickin' inzino man over here! anime is real. oh, okay. i know this is a reference to something, by the way. i mean, anime is real. that's true. yeah, but it's not making reference to things that are actually real. some do. some do, like cowboy bebop, for example. yeah, attack on titan. yeah.
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missile? no, missile path backwards. i don't think missile's a palindrome, bear. i i sam. where's the l? do you though? oh wait no, uh it's l wait what the fuck is it? l is zeus of sushiville. yeah that's it. i don't like the path as much for this now. yeah i hate it. you used to be able to go over the top, now you're kinda stuck. oh my god. oh no! that looked so cool for a second.
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it does not, it's happened one time in history. i tweeted that picture of the freaking moose running next to the car and the dude's got the tim hortons cup on his dashboard and then the moose freaking flips over. i actually felt bad. that's a circle about an american going into mcdonalds and killing everybody with an m16. i was about to jesus christ, i was about to apologize.
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this game has been like out for like over 10 years i feel like. like no joke. every pax we've ever gone to there's been a display for it. this has been early accents. early accents. it's been an early access since 2012. legitimately. nice boxes dum dum. wow. oh fuck. fucking fickered. trying to play the game? oh farts.
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this is not the last nlss. i was just making a joke the last nlss of the week now. it's over. it's all over reddit well birds birds win i take second. i'm fine with that. oh yeah, i forgot about my pj salt. yeah, i still got two kos. he's grudging flap alright everyone go back to the main menu and change your settings. i wish okay. how do i do that? i'm gonna use my code to activate all my legends to oh yeah, i want to do that too, so
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he's got a real linkle vibe about her. i don't even want to be verrazza, let's be brin. no, we've already been brin, let's be asuri. i want my name to be spaghetti. ah, spaghetti! ah, suli! that's pretty good. this is a poor man's nash. i'm gonna play as like mad max guy over here. oh, verrazza! get out of it. that's not mad max, that's verrazza. verrazza obama. there we go. bear claws and a steel charged saber. my favorite wu tang song.
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incoming bomb! when it instantly jumps up, it's seriously at my feet. damn you, rob! let's both shoot the ground, not at each other. yeah, i like it. i got my clever rack. oh, okay, that is a very short attack. good to know. oh look, it's bay. this thing's like gas powered. oh no, i thought it was gonna go over my head.
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just last week i was getting my dick sucked! r r r randy! wow! that was a really fast kill! yeah, i had one of those earlier. i got destroyed. hey, you guys can't dodge literally everything though. oh, i'm out of juices! oh, disaster. can't believe i ran out of juices so fast. i don't like being monkey in the middle here. it's alright. never monkey over here. you mean monkey in the shadow.
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bob's got two lives! hey, you guys remember headin' the sandy the crime solving tritch? i do remember that. oh, man. yeah, and that flightless holmes won over that. yeah, chat was wrong. i mean, they were both pretty god awful. yeah, that's a good point. oh, man, i love the crime solving tritch. and you got a serious attack priority for that whole sequence. oh, yeah, that's what it was.
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oh! oh, i was alive? i was alive! i just lost a life. alright, i'm not even mad about that. that was just very impressive. okay, that was pretty cool. i don't think i get the kill for that either. freaking alp. classic alp. why was i teleported up there? alright. come on, alp. i'll take it. what? whoa! come over here if you want to get fucked to death. wow. you nearly did it. whoa!
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alright, we all ghost them. rocklysmile. hey everybody, i'm nick. you can find me over at youtube.com slash rocklysmile. there's gonna be isaac, there's gonna be fallout glitches and bugs and silly things. there's gonna be undertale every day. and you can find me here as well on twitch.tv slash rocklysmile. you can follow me on twitter at rocklysmile if you're interested in knowing when i go live for streams. there may be one late tonight. again, i was saying yesterday to do this, but i want to make duck game levels on stream, so maybe i'll do that tonight later. but i'm gonna take a break and get some food for now.
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