Quotes about “Oven”
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you put a sentry gun down and it rolled down into the oven. what?! oh my god! there's the sinkhole! freddy dodged the sinkhole! i don't know why i won that! that is really good. freddy got sinkholed. i tricked you. that's the sequel to freddy got fingered, i don't know if you can uh, where he gets a... just a catastrophic anal fissure. oh god. how do i ready up? what the fuck? yeah, press the x button. oh.
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shit! yes! i was so sad that i missed it. they ran it pretty much right when i was in dublin and there was a bunch of buses. if there was, i would have gotten one like every day. there were buses that had ads for it everywhere. you guys remember that ketchup they used to sell when we were kids that was green? they also had purple. yeah. oh you fucking dick! you're on fire, bitch. i toasted us both! yeah, i roasted us, i toasted us, put you in the oven.
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and then everybody else is like to try to baby proof the house. so like, you can like go as a baby you can like go in the oven and shit so they've gotta like baby proof it so you can't just crawl into the oven and alright that's a pretty good idea actually. that sounds really fun actually. like, i when i heard it i was like yeah i'm i'm i'm ryan is probably playing it right now. it sounded like a fucking meme game like i didn't know there was anything to it. i mean i don't know how much longevity there is uh...
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there's a medicine cabinet! the bathroom doesn't have a medicine cabinet! what you're forgetting is that there's alternate ways for me to kill myself while you're doing that. are you in the oven? maybe! oh my god, when you duck it's beautiful. i think you're just gonna die then. your torso collapses! i win! baby wins. i kind of love this game already. rematch. yes. right. i suppose it switches us for now, i would hope.
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no going in the oven either. use apple on that. what is that gonna do to me? oh i stuck a banana through the apple. oh shit there could be bleach under there. oh no. he got the bleach didn't he? i'm sick daddy. you're probably effed cause i don't know where there's another pill. oh okay all these doors seem to be locked. nick i just ate a bunch of trash as well while you were gone. dammit. yeah! what? i win! daddy wins! i'm still gonna die! you took too long! oh.
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i can't get back there. take away my baby key? stop it! where do you think i am, michael caine? oh, you only pick up one battery at a time? bam, bam, bam! i'm eating them like fucking potato chips. stop me now! no! no apples. i gave you an apple. you're gonna be better now. oh shit. can't force me to. get out of the oven, baby. i don't know about that one. you're like in the oven. are you cooking though? you're not cooking. i'm working on that. don't ever look up as the baby.
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get out of the bathroom. aw shit! he's not in the bathroom. he is in the bathroom. close the ahhh! i think the hide and seek element is probably my favorite part of it. it's not such a big place that you probably can hide every time, but sometimes i think you get away with it. feed him some freaking bananas before he dies! your daddy gave you a banana. you can't i'm not gonna let you cook yourself in this oven. no, the oven is off. oh, it lit up for a second. alright.
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i mean if i just locked the cabinet that would stop the battery. oh, taking the hammer, alright. ah, shit. oh, you hid the lock? oh fuck, he's got the knife already. what if i stick yeah, there they are. i hear the crunches. what if i stick the knife into the outlet? i kill myself before you can. what are you trying to do there? hide in the tray underneath the oven? oh, you must have gotten all that bleach by now. yep, you're green. i'm not feeling so hot, daddy.
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7581.600
um, yeah. but you know fries in general just aren't very good after, you know, a while. uh, actually sweet potato fries actually reheat pretty well. yeah but, well, yeah. let's do them in the oven.
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didn't get out of boss rush. it's delicious skate what are you talking about? you think they the sandwich comes with a bite already taken out of the end? i took two bites. okay can i use the vent no roasted where did you get in the oven?
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did you literally roast? i roasted myself in the oven, nick. i didn't even hear you. there was no sound prompt for that. mm hmm. it's a silent killer. this game is pleasant for a teacher to watch. or sorry, a parent. your chat is loving this shit. what is on the bed there? it's folded closed. no, it looks like something weird. maybe it's just closing and get a good look. you seeing these pictures? they're all bananas. i agree with that. where's my baby? where's my baby? my baby. my baby.
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that is like... well i mean, yeah, uh... it's like a... that's one hell of an easy bake oven. i mean, we're all machines. i'm rampests. you think about no reason to single out the womb. man, this is, uh... hush fight is taking a little while here. i don't even... i have no words for this run right now. i'm down to four lives. i only die on the nlss, ever, honestly. yeah, it has that effect on me as well. the fuck?
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i do that with the oven. i walk away after i've turned it off. oh my god! no, not with the cat. i just wonder that i've left the oven on by accident many times sometimes. i can understand that. or leaving my headlights on. like i get a lot of really bad anxiety sometimes if i have to go somewhere and then i leave my car in a parking lot and i'm like, did i leave the lights on? i might have to go outside and check. that's why you just drive with your lights off at all times. yeah. always good at night. it's like, um, who's your daddy?
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it apparently doubles as a toaster oven? whoa! yeah, which is really weird. i don't trust that. yeah, i don't trust it either. it's like vcr dvd players. visible lux. thanks for the resub. okay, why doesn't everybody close their game and restart it? alright, i'll do it again. this is my problem with you fucks. there's one solution that works.
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that what, uhh, potato? is that an insult? yeah. it's like, when i cook baked potatoes like the majority of americans. i'm gonna tell you, if you you can start a baked potato in the microwave. that's okay. just finish it in the oven, man. just start in the oven, you got the ovens right there. well, if you well if you if you do
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umm... you gotta focus down also, we're dead as dicks. yeah, i mean the oven is literally something you turn on and then it gets hot and you put something in it and then you take it out when it's done. how much lazier can you be? yeah, that's that is true. the thing about too lazy to cook in the oven was doing the microwave instead. no, i understand the thinking with the baked potato because like the baked potato takes, uh, it takes, uh, takes a lot of time. like baking a potato in just the oven is like, uh,
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