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3371.360
oh really? yeah, yeah really. wait, how that's gonna take all day? no apparently it's gonna take like an hour but i have to shave my back beforehand which is annoying. oh my god. that's gonna be, i'm gonna have to like put the philips oneblade on like a stick or something like that but... do they say what the pain tolerance is? it's like gonna be like needles right? no i said it's not that bad. said it's like snapping an elastic on your skin.
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4625.580
virtuesignaler. oh, it must be so easy to be bald. shave your fucking hair off then, bro. there we go. oh, it must be nice to be able to afford a philips oneblade. did it yesterday? fuck, i did it like three days ago. it never ends. nice leopard skinned pillbox hat, you fucking moron. knock, knock, knock, knock, bitch. you forgot to close your garage door. i just thought you'd like to know in case you were thinking about doing some shit in there that you don't want other people to see.
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4425.480
i had like this much stubble. i was trying to shave and it was like the razor was going, no, you cannot do it. i would use it like one millimeter and it would just snag. and i was like, this is fucked up, man. it was the worst shave of my entire life. that's how every razor feels on my face. i'm telling you in all sincerity, get a oneblade.
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4448.260
get a oneblade, it will save your life. what's crazy, it gets almost as close, this is not a sponsor but i use one, it gets almost as close as a shave with a real razor, but there's like 99% less risk of slicing yourself open.
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2092.380
could you unlock the cabinet with the philips oneblade replacement cartridges in them? could you please go on to your outrageously large key ring and open the cabinet with the philips oneblade refills? i have to debase myself by telling the staff at london drugs which sonicare toothbrush i want to buy. i want to buy the cheapest one, bro, obviously. i want to buy the cheapest name brand sonicare. do you even have to ask?
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1029.780
nobody tell him. punish him for his unavoidable bodily functions. did you have a good poop? so i know like you're not talking to me, but i've been having the best poops lately, man. once i got back from vacation, i got back on the metamucil train slower than i should have. but now that i'm back on it, it's actually... i cannot stress for you enough. even if you didn't believe me about the philips oneblade and you thought it was like a ghost sponsorship or something like that, the metamucil thing is not
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1292.640
i mean it looks okay on the camera, it doesn't feel good. i'm very much like, i'm leaving it to beaver coated with facial hair man. takes 30 seconds with the oneblade. nah man, i forget where i mentioned this so i apologize if you're hearing this for the second time. but as i've gone gray, literally like it makes my facial hair have the exact coarseness of like steel wool. so like the oneblade, it does what it can and i appreciate it for it.
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945.340
if you're growing the type of stuff that i'm growing, you gotta do something about it. just out of respect. that's why they invented the philips oneblade. it actually literally might be why they invented the philips oneblade. butt hair out? i don't know. i don't have a strong opinion on butt hair in or out. i think it depends on your lifestyle. i think i'm blessed to be in a position where i've never had to worry about my butt hair. and i have a lot of it.
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but i have to shave my back beforehand, which is annoying. oh my god. i'm gonna have to put the philips oneblade on a stick or something like that. did they say what the pain tolerance is? it's gonna be like needles, right? no, i said it's not that bad. it's like snapping an elastic on your skin. you got a lot of pores though, man! i've been waxed. it can't be worse than the wax, man. and even if it's as bad as the wax, which i think is unlikely,
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48.540
if you get it, you've always gotten it. it's not like when it expires, whoever's holding it gets the points. after yesterday's stream, i went to the mall today and bought a oneblade. that is honestly... a lot of people like to say that every product that's made these days is shittier than every product that was made like a generation ago, but the oneblade is one of the few products that is out there that will not disappoint you. it's not an ad, and i see why you would think it's an ad because
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119.440
like jack lemmon in the apartment. that's just insane. i'm not gonna buy like a horse hair shaving brush either. i'm just gonna use the phillips oneblade because you basically just go vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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177.620
i think that your spouse or partner expects you to have a little bit of texture on your face. not necessarily like a full beard, but you know like 12 hours of stubble maybe. and the oneblade keeps you at kind of a permanent five o'clock shadow. okay, rebel, it doesn't matter what we play here. the game starts slow man. probably play like the mummy 2017. what? gregorakis? gregorakis style bug? okay, romance and shortest title.
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4068.120
oh, could you unlock the cabinet with the philips oneblade replacement cartridges in them? could you please go on to your outrageously large key ring and open the cabinet with the philips oneblade refills? i have to debase myself by telling the staff at london drugs which sonicare toothbrush i want to buy. i want to buy the cheapest one, bro, obviously. i want to buy the cheapest name brand sonicare. do you even have to ask?
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505.920
oh, maybe we should just fucking listen to track three off of asia right now, man. fresh cut looking clean. thank you. blame the phillips oneblade, man. it's the closest shave a guy like me can get without getting razor bumps. and it honestly, it goes crazy as long as you don't have a dude with a wax mustache in your ear telling you you need to get a horsehair shaving brush or some shit like that.
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