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it's october already. i actually had a thing when i was making a thumbnail for one of the nlss vods and i was like, what is it, like the 17th? it's like, no, it's like the 23rd. yeah. so it was like a week later than i thought it was.
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drink like six or seven beers. yeah fall asleep pretty cool with the whole thing. yeah, you'd be you'd be okay you'd be a hit kids should probably not have six or seven beers either mmm, not in not in one not in the us anyway, not in one night space him out. yeah, i mean like maybe over the course of a week, you know, this is the doctor says it's like one drink. oh
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yeah, i've heard the same thing about aphrodisiacs and i'm not sure if it's really if it's one of those things or if it's just like do people just say that? i think people just say it's like it's a placebo effect man as someone who is not a scientist i am very confident it's a placebo effect like people always say it about oysters it's like because it's like a testicle and it's got a lot of zinc in it. it's like bullshit man. it's like a testicle what? people do it they say that man they say it's at least it's like a testicle
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be honest, it really was kind of uncomfortable by it. why would you be uncomfortable by one fictional character from your childhood being shadow the hedgehog and then having his bottom half be sonic the hedgehog turned into a toilet that's about to be shitted? i don't understand. it was the impending shitting that did a lot of the uncomfortable elements for me. there was like a figure coming in off frame. what was the thing that it said? it was like...
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this really sounds like a thing that happened in seinfeld. i knew a girl in high school, she had big hands. what happened to her, george? she got into big trouble, jerry! that's what happened. big trouble! how are you that good at that? that's not that good. ah, ah, okay, one sec, i gotta change the settings. fucking hell. resolution. they sounded like seinfeld.
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can't buy any. oh, i didn't buy this thing. what's this thing do? bone sword, double damage against the undead. yeah, don't mind if i do. i got a bone sword right here. why is he always running to the right? because i'm a freaking crab man. okay, i open the door. alright, like this one? hello. what's up with these? throwing anxes, that's okay. nice. oh, motherlode over here. wasn't scared for an instant. nick, you want my orb?
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guess if it gets too heavy your hips will break. what do you think about this thing right here? whoa the crabs cool. they'll break stuff sometimes. i hope one of these has a hamburger in it yeah, me too. and there's the male goose. you think that makes a difference? hey, hey, what do you think the candlestick does not break, but i do. i thought the candlestick did break though. nice don't
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no, the real pre release. oh, i am picking up my booster box like midnight tonight. oh my god, we're talking about magic car wait, did you say did you say vault? it's the only thing we ever talk about. like boxes? uh, i could be persuaded. we've only got one on lock right now. oh, fuck. are you worried about there being a mad rush? not really, like we already pre ordered, but i was like, eh, i can get two. then i could do one unboxing on kate's channel, one on my channel. this is mine!
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what else do they sell in the hood section, nick? i'm eager to hear your answer to this one. that's the only thing they have that's by them that i'm aware of. it's a dairy company. ooooooh! i just want you to know i'm alternating between you two, because i don't want to play favorites. this level's annoying. yeah? that's a good bomb. you know what? i got him. this game looks like it was developed for the atari st. no way. damn! what is the problem?
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dan still i wish we could have tons of crazy bombs for every match. okay. can someone tell me what the fedora means? does that was that because i was wondering because you said fedora a lot i didn't see the fedora this is a sombrero same thing. it's definitely not the same thing what does it mean when we get it you mean to one of the last two last people? yeah. oh
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i'm not touching that one. i feel like that's a thing. thank you very much. the subscription much appreciated. didn't we have that talk once about like how many people could get pregnant at one time? no, that was probably you and rob at fucking 7 a.m. eastern time. oh, yeah. well, no, i wouldn't be awake at 7 a.m. aka bedtime. yeah, aka after dinner snack time. yeah.
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oh no. when did that happen? dads are like, okay i'll go see this movie but how long is it? because anything over two hours 20 minutes, i'm falling asleep. no, braveheart, i'll still watch the shit out of that. that's a fucking super dad film. it's all super sad too. dad's sad. dads love sad bravery. that's like the number one thing on the dad checklist. because i think all dads when they become part of a family unit, they wish that they could martyr themselves for their loved ones at some point.
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i have like five games installed on this thing. one of them is blood bowl 2, because mathis wouldn't get off my ass about advancing the league. so hey, i know you're having catastrophic problems making it impossible for you to literally work right now, but would it be cool if you advance the league so i could level up my player? and he'll just lose all the footage anyway, right? yeah, exactly. why bother? you're just gonna delete the footage. i'm not even part of this problem, but i still can't let it go. i'll take any opportunity to put that fuckboy on blast.
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yeah, they seem to value pyromania just a little bit in grade school. or they do the lighter thing where they like make it hot and then push it under your fingers? oh, that's the other one. what?! yeah, you do. okay, so if you hold your fingers over the fire but you keep them slightly separate instead of putting them together, the fire won't burn you. but if you put them together, it burns. so they would show off and be like, look, i'm toasting my fingers but it doesn't hurt because i'm a badass. and then you do it but you don't know the trick so you just burn yourself and you're like, man, that kid's a badass.
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oh, dank bomb, hook me up man! i went from blue baby to dark judas and i'm loving every moment of it because i have so strong, fast shots. chat? i don't even know what's going on in my own chat anymore. but i was mad, so i used suicide king even though i only had guppy's collar and totally came back. one of the chests that i got from suicide king gave me proptosis. so i'm gonna take that as a sign from the universe that i did the right thing there. you do the right thing if you just put your mind to it.
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i hate you right now. why? why do you not have a gun? i accidentally threw it away. i accidentally threw it away. don't disturb it. these are every bad thing that's ever happened. rob. you big idiot. i forfeited my point on that one. oh, wow, i grabbed your grenade! alright. i got that one. look at that bouncing burger. bouncing burger over there.
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i fired a firework thing at the top. like that flare gun. that one live streamer guy. oh god. he didn't fire a flare gun. probably. did he like light a book of matches? you guys saw that video. there was like lighter fluid or something in the trash i guess.
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alright, here's the bomb. select the bomb on the table to pick it up. next, cut the blue wire in the top middle. select the module, cut the blue wire. done. the new bomb is placed on the table. are you doing the tutorial right now or something? yeah. select the button module, press the button. one last thing to try. rotate. done. deselect the bomb to finish the tutorial. alright, you guys ready? i'm ready. the pdf doesn't even load instantly.
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do these always follow the same progression? we start at wires every time? well, that's not doing it for simplicity's sake. that's just the first page, yeah. okay, are there any red wires? no red wires. oh, but there is another wire pNL with wires. wait, how many wires are there? six? there's three wires on one pNL and five on the other. we gotta do one at a time. i think the first one is the first thing. if three wires and there are no red wires, cut the second wire. okay, here we go.
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boom. okay. we have another pNL on the bottom left. there is like a two that looks like it's inside of like an oscilloscope and then a code underneath it that says two, three, four, one and then five lights next to it. whoa, what's an oscilloscope? it's like a, you know, the grid thing that goes like, it's always in like old military movies and then it's like... with a frequency on it. yeah, yeah, the frequency thing but there's like a blue and a red line intersecting and there's a two in the middle and then two, three, four, one underneath it. i'm still just looking for this page.
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i had my headphones out, i wasn't listening. yo, i was reading the simon says thing! okay, okay, here we go. i have three modules, because it's procedurally generated. this one is words. and it's got a word pNL that says your, and then uh uh, what, you, your, next, done. and i gotta press one of those. okay, cool, cool, cool. right now it says your with an apostrophe, y o u r e.
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okay, the thing is the third one, rob? i start one north of the sixth column green circle. wait, fourth column first row or fourth column fourth row? fourth column fourth row, sixth column fourth row. yeah, i see it. so top right, right? top right. and you start where? top right. start one north of the rightmost green circle. i don't know what the rightmost green circle is. yeah, just tell us the coordinates. okay, sixth column, third row. okay, so you go down.
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yeah, obviously we got 1.3 ahead so that means we're i'll take care of the who's first i got that one under control information can be obscured in ways that are time consuming to decode in the world of bomb defusing. that's a bad thing. yeah i think it means we're getting we're in the harder stuff now. they're gonna give us more pages now that's what it means. all right
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oh wow, this is a huge floor. just get guitar hero live. i actually could get guitar hero live, but i don't know what it is. does anyone know if the guitar hero guitar is going to look or feel better than the rock band one? is there, like, i didn't know that's a real medical thing. i love the rock band one. i love the soft buttons and the strum bar. i don't like the clicky ones. i know it's easier because you have that sound and that, like, click feel to stay on beat, but i can just, i don't know, i like having the natural rhythm where i don't feel like
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oh, i didn't reroll the whole thing. i just changed the placement of things. and he was still completely nice, or super nice despite getting completely screwed. i appreciate that. thank you so much. i'm glad i wasn't, uh, i didn't act like how i felt in the moment. i like how they're enclosed, but it's still outside. there's only one in there. that's fine. i thought more would be in there, honestly. okay.
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that's absolutely correct. mm hmm. i'm also gonna change the game name. all right round one. thank you more than awesome three months in a row. that's a lot of months. oh hello. hi. you can still hear me. greetings. x split broadcaster has stopped working. no it hasn't. it's still doing that thing. no, no, yeah, you're offline. you are offline. it's okay. yep, now you're offline.
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a creepy thing to find scribbled onto a dollar bill. yv or hi daddy. i don't know what the yv one is a reference to. i have no clue. if i had done this one i think i would have written down hey man can you help me i need some directions.
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young venus. is that the name of the character? oh, because of the illuminati. i see. i get you. little... that's a deep joke there. what in the world is this one? the most surprising thing you can find in the glove box of a rental car. a used condom full of mayonnaise, and then there's two parentheses with a quotation mark inside of it. or, altar boys. again. rob's really trying to do that, huh? double dips? that wasn't me. oh.
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well, the one thing i know about ryan is he'd like to solicit any advice possible from anyone who knows a lot or little about computers. so absolutely give him as much information as you've got. don't do that actually. i'm throwing him under the bus right now.
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rob, this must be worth it for you, man. i don't even have the option to bid anymore. it's not letting me. because you're the winning bid! oh, okay. oh, do we have something we were specifically trying to draw? yeah, yeah, one of the three, yeah. you have to decipher what that thing is and whether you want to buy it. based on the things that you have. good job, dog. you lost $200 on your purchase. oh, i just drew random shit. i did technically lose $200, yes. oh, you know what? i'm going high on this one.
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cuz like we're guessing on what the thing is, but they don't get to guess because they don't see what the prompts actually are yeah, all right. all right guys bomb game. all right, let's do this. yeah, but you know act like this one well, i'll find the i'll find some people we can story mode one to four players all right, here's here's your code. i can't type it. okay, it's busted. let me
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yeah, that is actually the one thing that we do want to emphasize that it's nearly halloween. that's the only thing that we want to talk about. friday october 30th, not a special day. the only thing that's special about it is that it's all hallows eve eve. and it's a little special because you guys are here with us. that is also true. right? nick, what is all hallows eve? is that halloween? but when you're like...
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yeah, let's just head down to the next floor. oh! hahaha! little scary. yo sushi is legit extortion. jesus. i mean in their defense though every time we kept sort of a running tab of what our bill was gonna be and then we went up to pay it was always cheaper than we thought it was gonna be so there was there were deals somewhere in there happening. right, yeah. they just didn't make us aware of what they were. that's the old tourist special. they say they're gonna charge you one thing and then they give you a deal.
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what is mathis's record so i know how to beat it? i don't think he's ever even made it past the menu screen to be honest. wow, that's awful! yeah, he's pretty terrible at video games in general. why does he play them so often then? i don't know, i think it's like he plays them so that one day he'll be good enough to get into the overwatch beta. but he doesn't get better ever, so why does he bother? i don't know. he's... you know how einstein quotes like doing the same thing expecting different results? yeah, and saying something or other. that's about mathis.
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i believe it makes you damage things better, but i don't really know. that's the one thing i'm still not totally filled in. i'm freaking dead! i was going pretty well too. alright, alright. if anyone in chat wants to really spell out gem high for me, i'd kind of appreciate that actually. alright, you ready? yeah. g? i like that joke better when you don't even take it to the next logical step.
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i'm like, look at this machine! you like to turn the crank? yeah, i'm turning the crank and then you can like, uh... we did one in tokyo that you can like, inscribe your name on while it's cranking. and i was like, this is the greatest thing in human history. man has finally reached the zenith of their... culture, uh, you know, evolutionary peak. fuck flattened pennies. a flattened penny is also like two dollars. that's a very strong opinion to have about flattened pennies, whoever that was. yo, don't insult flattened pennies, okay?
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turns out we found a thing we can both agree on here. it's flattened pennies. i'm a big flattened penny fan, apparently. i didn't realize i was the only one. i thought that everybody was into these.
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thank god for the om nom noms there. is that a cat? nah oh! oh, i got one hp. om nom nom. sounds like a cat thing. cats aren't the only animals that go om nom nom. probably. well, i think it's like cat appreciation day or something today, isn't it? yeah, it's like oatmeal day and cat appreciation day. i'm serious! yeah, i'm serious too! oh, okay. i'm glad to hear this. it's just funny. and now the shopkeepers bubble can give you air. did you know that, nick? i'm dead. i'm fucking dead, it was so good though.
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it's such bullshit if you get to look in the magazine and it shows you what all the other international flights get to see and the one you want to see isn't on your nerves. yeah! that is a united thing specifically, i think, which is hilarious. you're like, okay, if you're flying to asia this week, you get to watch the imitation game. if you're flying to europe, you get to see, like, transformers 3. what? that's terrible! it's like, do you guys even care about us? what are you doing? give us all the good movie!
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that would be... that's a pretty intimidating thing to do, yeah? yeah, i mean like, there's a lot of things that are impressive about being an astronaut. you gotta, you know, usually you have like a master's degree in some kind of science. yeah. maybe you've been like a fighter pilot or something like that. i think the biggest one is that you have to not shit yourself every day when you're like, oh fuck. like, i'm in fucking space. i got to limbo. oh, that's the other thing, yeah, astronauts can't have glasses, i think.
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yeah, i guess anyone that deals with flight in general has to have really good vision. that makes sense. i'm not a zombie over it. i remember in that, what is it, little miss sunshine, that one guy was real sad about the whole thing. yeah. that was a great movie too. it was a very good movie, i agree. alright, this is gonna be my best run. i just need to get as far down in limbo as i can. limbo's pretty cool actually. yeah? it was a cool game. isn't there like the spiritual successors coming out soon? oh is it? eventually. cool.
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it's like a pickled ginger kind of thing. mmm, yeah. how do you feel about pickled ginger? you like it? i like it occasionally, yeah. yeah, i'll have two or three pieces. some days i'm like super into it, i'll eat all the stuff i'm given, but usually i just have like one or two. yeah, that's appropriate. ah, i jumped on the wrong thing! this run is the things that dreams are made of. what do you think about vivid? do you think this is an okay color scheme? this might be my favorite so far. excuse me, after regular. you know what's really good in this game?
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oh yeah. we have like a mirror match here. i think so. quite literally actually a mirror match. mirror things happening. wow, let's just drill through the fucking ground and see if i care. alright i have health upgrades, i forgot about these. mostly because i don't know how they work at all. what's going on with this thing? not a whole lot. trying to like tilt my own laser. oh no i don't have a shield down there. i'm sure i'll get one soon enough though.
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that was a great shot. oh no, i was just firing that! no! i got a little lucky there maybe. what did oh no! this thing! did you not compensate for the nuke? i didn't even see the nuke coming! it's the best way the nuke could be presented. oh my laser, i'll miss you! what the fuck are we gonna do about this thing? think fast. comin' for your ass. oh my god, is there a second one already? yeah, they don't do anything without a second one waiting in the wings. oh, full demolition!
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what part of the cell is the filament? it's a, you know, a bundle of cells. a ligament, i do need to point out, is not part of a cell. no, i know, but i jumped classifications at that point. we've gone up several morphological hierarchies there. that's the one. will you be playing hyper light drifter? yeah, definitely. that game's awesome. it's a cool game. it's like ninja gaiden, but like pastel. yeah? maybe neon is more the correct thing to do. it's not even really like ninja gaiden.
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add double of all your friends, but only adds one, not two times the amount you have. oh, i see. i don't... is that true? yes, that is true. i only shoot for my friends. yes. instead of going 1, 2, 4, it goes 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3. oh, really? that's not really doubling, is it? it's not, it's only doubling the first time. but that's bullcrap. i agree. i don't know why edmund's always lying and getting me pissed. so that's also, people are wondering like, where is this second level meat boy thing happening? it's because, uh...
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not you could josh, you will. oh, that's even cooler. i like willing. all right, not touching that one. you know what? thank you as well chad. some people in chat are saying i'm neat. i appreciate it. you didn't have to say that. it's very... it's too kind. is it? this cthulhu thing is kind of funny. yeah, the knife is like... it only goes like a foot in front of you, but yeah.
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but like corporate cane is like no i'm not demon cane. one thing denied that it's the same cane even though they have the same name. everyone else is like cane that's you you're both canes. he's like. that sounds awesome actually. no that's not me. what if he doesn't know it's him maybe he got bumped on the head. yeah i mean i'm sure he got bumped on the head many times. yeah he is a wrestler.
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i'm doing an eden run. who the fuck is kath kathy griffin? if you had to explain, like, can you name one thing that kathy griffin has been in except this show that she had? she was on the vh1 behind the times celebrities having trouble behind the times! so good! vh1 behind enemy times. starring owen wilson. and gene hackman.
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taurus every single time i walk in which is pretty dope i gotta admit. is that stompy? no, that's uh, that's uh leo. that's a different thing. is that also stompy? merjot and us agent 88. thank you guys very much for the subscription. you're welcome. thank you. wasn't me. alright, rickrock. shaggy actually sang that one. well, shaggy wrapped that one for being fair here.
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wait, what's wrong with the isaac's heart? uh oh! we just talked about this! yeah, but i don't listen to you, so that's the thing that you gotta do. i'm aware, why do you even ask then? because i want you to be mad at me. oh, here we go. curse of the lab, brynn. one of these days i'll figure out how to speak. curse of the lab rat. curse of the lab. use nail, it gives spirit hearts. really? yeah, man. that item has been in the game since 2011. is that the goodyear?
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yeah, you would know mr. my team gets every winner classic. well, i went to one of the winner classics and we fucking lost, so... doesn't surprise me. i just got lost, champion... sorry, champion haunt in a small room. that's pretty bad. did you win? no, i died. that's what you expect. how bad did you die? was it bullshit? pretty much instantly. is that a thing that you have to complain about to tyrone? yeah, he was right here. you just missed him! yeah.
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yeah, it's an item. it's like a box. i've never seen it. oh, uh, you got that ryan. i don't remember what it did. anyone ever figure out what this thing does? the husk helmet? jack jacks. don't swallow the prize. yeah, it's just trinkets. that's shitty. it's like two random trinkets, i think. and no, it's just one random trinket. one? ryan got two on his. oh, we were talking about different items. i see. i see how it is. i see how.
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it wouldn't have been so bad if i didn't come in from the top door, which is the one that you can't see behind the statue and you'll immediately walk into it. oh, here we go. ludovico technique is the lost. i can't end this one. take as long as you need, josh. the same thing happened to cobalt right before he killed mega satan with lost. wow. oh man, that's so bad. apparently my next run's gonna be really good according to that.
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and i what's music stuff? my biology test is tomorrow, what do i need to know about the krebs cycle? just remember that reducing is when it gains an electron, even though that makes no fucking sense in the english language. tell them about the filament thing too. you don't need to know that for the krebs cycle. oh. what is about what happens in krebs? three, six, nine, damn, girl, fine. one, two, three, one, one, time, game, go. what is that? i love that song! yeah, dude.
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hey enel, my astronomy's ****ed him up. what do i need to know? my very eager mother just served us nachos. josh, there's just one thing i have to say to you. i would eat the booty like groceries. no honor! oh, you have a helmet on! wait, wait, wait, we gotta test this. choco, you're not on the hook for that, by the way. i did that for my entertainment as well.
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alright, don't go under that little one tile high thing. you're not going to be happy with it. oh what man jill zero thank you for the resub that's three months in a row he was doing something awesome job you ended his life he was doing the worm all right, i did anybody. oh wow okay. what's your story? of a lovely lady who was living... i did it again!
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i found one. the dream is real! that is actually pretty funny. thank you spesnuts for the subscription! welcome to the quarry! let's do rock meows in chat. stepped on the fucking button. so many tears i can't see anything. there's actually too much money. i don't know what to do with it. there's no such thing as too much money in green mode. well, it's maxed out. i wanna try to double this, but chances are low of that happening. no!
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so anonymous, man. i don't even know who to thank. thank you, anonymous. you can thank me. it wasn't me though, but you can thank me if you want. nick? it wasn't me, it was actually shaggy. oh yeah. also we got a d100, so apparently this run is gonna be fun after all. there you go, one run. d100. the only thing i can find is just straight tier 8. like, everywhere tier 8. tiers delay. i'm on the boss fight, first boss fight on the caves 2 right now. and all i have is tier 8. i'm still on the basement.
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oh samson you're so good. when i get a demon beggar you're so good. this isn't me trying to prove that a d100 will win you the run no matter what, in every situation. that thing will give you some insane o combos. the one truth of the d100 is you never stop rerolling. if you're good to it, it'll be good to you. it's like way better now i think too.
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drew me like this crazy wrath of the lamb godhead looking tattoo thing i might use as my tattoo and they heard me talking about it. what do you think kate? do you think this is playable? she doesn't know i don't know either i am gonna reroll it even though we got cluster bombs. what about this one? what in the world is this? okay, cobalt. i need your expertise if you're if you're available i appear to have some form of ludovico technique and shielded tears
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that's a thing anymore these days. this is like one big scythe with like 15 scythes inside of it uh huh so like ludovico and then something orbiting inside. yeah yeah, there's something along those lines. okay, chad says keep. oh, it said slow it down the virus is what he said. he didn't say speed it up. yeah slow down. oh
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get to this run? get to the really good stuff, you know, the nitty gritty. that'll carry you greatly. nitty gritty really sounds like a cat litter brand. it really does! it's the gritty kitty from ren and stimpy, i think. oh, that's like a real thing, okay. well, a real fake thing. right, but it's like an existing... everything that's real is fake at one point, you know? except like, hydrogen. wait, is that true? i gotta think about that for a bit. you don't have to think about it that much.
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for many reasons. and i would be skeptical of anybody who would trust themselves with one without having at least gone through some orientation. they're way heavier than you'd expect, which is the first problem with them, and then second problem is the massive spinning fucking blade. yeah, right? like the thing that can just cut your leg off. yeah. so gravity and weight, and then massive spinning chain with spikes. yeah. seems like a bad idea. so let's climb up trees and hold those.
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yeah, you know smoking doesn't cause cancer. i've never had cancer from it you know like you one of those days those legs are gonna go out from under you man. you're gonna be in trouble i need those legs. maybe you're right. i would i would recommend against it to be honest with you i'm gonna start rethinking this whole ladder thing and also that thing about whatever things were first made if they're original or whatever you said whatever things were first made. i don't know i
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i feel like there should be a toggle somewhere that's like, here's one for colorblind mode and here's one for photosensitivity. you guys need to be okay again. so i was thinking for the womb, the creep on the womb floor is like nearly indecipherable for people who don't have any colorblindness. for the people who do, it seems like no, that's just not a thing. game's throwing health at me all of a sudden. what the hell is that? it looks like a shark's fin. shark's fin. is it a trinket?
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oh, this is a little dangerous. i love that i get pyro on this run when i really needed it on the last one. well, don't count your chickens yet. maybe you'll get a chance to make this one worthwhile, you know? well, i'm not taking that stupid tower thing again. you should now! why not? out of spite. out of spite. that'll show the game. you did have brimstone, you scum. oh, did i? what run did i have brimstone on? complaining about shit you didn't even need to do.
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cuz meat boy, so that's just in my head already. i feel you on that one. left trigger for store, and i know that sounds weird, but i'll explain. i'm with you, yep. left and right bumpers are inventory left and right. okay. i did shop is on select. so... i'm sorry, not shop, i mean inventory. okay. jump is on a. it still looks like the shia labeouf just do it thing to me. what? yeah, it's okay. and then the three potions are on x, y, and b.
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i thought a yellow is what blows stuff up. is that a speed or a... temple bar? okay, i get what they want me to do here. i thought i was supposed to eat that berry thing to jump higher, but they wanted me to throw it under me so i could jump that way. yeah, yeah. i don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but they do say that on the sign. i don't read signs. you don't read signs? no. i saw the sign. fox, what's your favorite ace of base song? uh, i don't have one.
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eat the meat. i got meat from one of these rats. i want to consume it. you're gonna have to consult the tutorial for answers like that. stop talking about magic you nerds. we said one thing! yeah, it's egg fuck anyways. he complains about everything. oh, egg fuck the dong smasher. yeah. i thought you just called ryan egg fuck. yeah, i was like that. where's the door? that's the door?
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i blew this thing up. it was full of fucking bees the only thing is full of beads these days. how do you use the sword without just throwing it fox? what's your sword button? i don't know. that's what i i'm just trying to figure that shit out now. oh, he's coming at me you uh, you jump and you always hit on the way down really? yeah, try it. i don't know about that one. no, i killed her out with it by doing that hold run i always do i lost my freaking sword. oh, there it is. oh, oh
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little something something extra. we live in a society of entitled taste buds and opportunity and the thing is they're gonna put together whatever flavors, words, ideas, concepts that they can come up with to make sure everyone has their say. oh my god, fox won. i'm not surprised. oh it's your second win? yeah! oh nice! i won the ice one or whatever. it sounds like it made a big impression.
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i don't know why i said it like that. wait, what did you say? it has to have happened, right? yeah, that's a weird thing. i don't know what happened to my brain during that. you went high theater for that one line. yeah. that's because i was at the symphony on saturday. watching some fucking looney tunes, dog. high class. cancer's good. in this game, at least. right? yeah. is it better than the rosary bead? yeah. i agree. this is the right answer, then.
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i went to the theater thing pretty hard, didn't i? i went to the theater, josh, of the symphony. it's the symphony of the theater is the same thing. well, the theater was in the symphony, right? or the symphony was in the theater. yeah. mmm. mmm. it's true. one or the other was probably applicable there. yes. quite. gromulans. gromulans? perfectly gromulan. what? gromulans are a type of alien. they're like populars. they show up in asteroid pools. wallace and gromulans? yeah. nice.
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well, finally someone's advertising for south park. maybe the show can finally get off the ground. which one's the deps? do i still have it? like, i'm on deps 2? yeah, you're gonna find mom. is that momland? it's momland. alright. so should i just donate, like, all my money? i mean, that's up to you. is that a normal thing? is that what people do? in this economy? i'm gonna do it. you can't stop me. piece of shit. thank you macros86 for the 27 months in a row!
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okay, maybe it's a little early, but i feel like this should just not be a thing. i jumped out of the way. that's true. if bear played, then we could turn on private match and do 2v2 and then set up our own rules. i want to see what the canonical rules are first, and then see which ones i never want to touch again. so far, this one's up there. this one's the only one i know. yeah, this is the retro vision of rocket league. alright, put this on. huge and square. that'd be the worst.
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center as a center all joints into his router well, there's bats now they come in you know, yeah, that's mine. i've had the candy corn. that's pretty cool candy corn saw ah they have a candy crush slag a thing and david busters and i was like what the fuck? yeah, i've seen the flappy bird one too. not a dave and busters those i've never been there you never been there. good. no buster. oh hit it against the wall real hard. all right, i
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i think i've seen one. i think i've heard about it, i don't think i've seen one. i didn't see one the entire marathon and then like two days ago i found one and it was like, what is this? i thought it was a legend! it's a myth! dude, this is so bad. it's unbelievable to me. i have the attractor thing too, so it's pulling everybody around and making it even harder to hit them. nice.
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oh no, okay, i got a thing. i got a jetpack. you can suck it though! okay, you can't suck it. i can suck it! that's not fair. what the hell is this? yeah, this one, this is a level. oh no! run the wood! run the wood, let me out!
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oh, i like this one. oh, no! i put a key in the store thing! it's gonna be stored! does that still work? oh, he got me. slim jim. you cracked that poor tv. slim jim. gangster. i busted up that water cooler real good. ten quacks prove. he got it! he got it!
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oh, alright. that's fine. that's fine. alright, sometimes you panic. sometimes you panic. ah, this is my favorite. i made this today. what is happening? check it out. alright, wait, wait, wait. oh my god, i wanted to explain it. it's okay. you found your own thing to do actually. so if you try and risk it to grab one of the boxes which can also kill you, you can stack it to try and get to the chaingun. oh. wait, i'm gonna do it.
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oh god damn it, there's just a gun there. i might have to rework this one a little bit. it's not my favorite anymore. showdown at high noon. i think i'm getting a better idea of how to position levels for flow now, so i'll probably go back to some of these old ones. oh god. what is the point of the key? i stored it in the purple thing. oh.
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here come get a box. why does it look like you're like slowing down in time when you're waving that thing? the time saver oh i like this one all right. let's see how this goes all right all right all right now ladies how did you get up there? it's a dirty trick. you got a feint feint death right at the top no yeah, i just did that yeah, that's awesome wow no one will ever know
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did i get kicked out? i think i might have got kicked out. it says round one, i don't have any questions though. oh you gotta give it a minute, he's doing like an introduction thing. okay. now you should have it. gotcha. oh boy, i could go real dark on this one. yeah, i'm with you man. oh god. get some mouth poutine. i think you're joshing for the two months in a row. i love mouth poutine right now. alright, i'm in. how long do i have?
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a bad thing to say to your date's parents. i see where she gets her butt, or you want some fuck. god damn it. alright. fair enough. i was trapped on that one, i'm very sorry. no no no, that's fair enough. i'm not even mad. i'm glad that you went with just the letter u as well. yeah, of course. that's a lot.
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that makes it somehow dirtier. well, it's so cold there, but you're nice and warm in there. yeah, it's like there's something with the snow, but you gotta stay warm. like, an alaskan cream pie is pretty clean. it's the only way to stay warm in the snow these days. you call it the kentucky cream pie. that's the one that i was like, popped in. no problem. kentucky implies a whole different thing. yeah. that's true. that's a cream pie that you make with your sister. oh, man. i was talking about the food!
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i mean, give me one of those gold hearts and it doesn't really block damage but it makes it look cool. you found the gold hearts in the dailies, right? i have seen a couple, yeah. that's a pretty good idea. i like that there's more gold things now. it seemed weird that it was just keys. mm hmm. the gold bombs are so op op. i'm a little surprised they decided to leave that in. it's a little too strong, but it's okay. yeah, it's super strong. it's a nice thing to have. easy to break runs with.
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and just like make a duck game level. stuff like that is kind of like therapeutic. it's like non stream just hangout time. yeah. be a little creative and stuff. i kind of like doing that kind of thing. you didn't do any mario maker levels when that was out? i did one and i don't know, i kind of didn't like how restrictive it was. i heard they patched it or something. yeah, there was talk that they might add angles and slopes and stuff which if they do that, that might get me back interested again. yeah.
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this is incredible. i can't believe it still works. old school jimmy rustling is what that is. it's better than the like, i have a 100 word essay due tomorrow thing. oh, that was bullshit. wait, what is that one? you know, that's the one where someone had to put chet goes, nl, i want to watch the show, but i have a 100 word essay due tomorrow. and then everybody in chet goes, 100 words? that's only like two sentences. like what do you do? i do like a thousand word essays every day in my program. and you're like, yeah.
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mmm, and the other disappears, so it's not about the devil deal anymore in this i was playing as the lost i would probably take brimstone i hear you on that one. i figured out a way to make you say the thing i wanted you know the fact that you can just hide out over rocks and fire that brimstone shot in i think is pretty good on the other hand they're gonna probably keep slamming into the rocks right and the knife will stick out over the edge, so i'm still working so though a little bit more harrowing yeah, yeah a lot of heroin hmm
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but i know the game likes to be a bit of a tease with that lately so no guarantees. i haven't really been becoming guppy that much either. probably a better thing honestly, we get it every time before. i like how there's more transformations in the game, but like kind of all of them are meaningless still except for guppy. like everybody wanted more transformations and they're like okay we did it, but they don't do anything. this one puts a mushroom on your head.
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finally beat the guardian challenge last night. that was a big relief. yeah, that's that's bullshit challenge. i don't know maybe speed is a little bit more bullshit, but that guardian fight against red mom has left a permanent bad taste in my mouth. that is one thing i will say is like a little bit. oh
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yeah, you'd think that would have shown up. that would have been priority i would think. that's gotta be like the number one story on cnn unless lindsay lohan accidentally showed her labia again. i don't know why that's such a fuss when somebody shows their labia. it's not that bad. wait, wait. hold on, was that a thing that happened? probably back in like 2008 or something.
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i don't even understand why that's a thing. one day i'll be able to forgive them, but maybe they can forgive me first. oh my god, this... yeah, it's intense here. we don't have a lot of room for error. oh my god! no! no! no! no! no! i'm not going to i threw it behind me, man.
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but if you do three hours of that, they're pissed too. i don't know man, i did a twitter poll yesterday because i was like, i got one more video to put out today. do you want nuclear throne or afterbirth? and people were overwhelmingly like, afterbirth. and then people would like reply to that tweet and be like, the poll, where the results are like 80% afterbirth. and they'd be like, well you know, i don't want to tell you how to run your business, but it's a bad business decision to put up too much of one thing. and i'm like, what are you talking about? like giving the people exactly what they want.
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like, as if that means we've always changed to that or something. it came out like two days ago! i think a safe assumption for this particular show is that if you see a show of one thing, that will be reflective of the show forever. for all of time. yeah, with never having said that that's a plan or anything, just assume it. anyway, i don't like complaining about stuff like that, because i really like doing the stream. but i've been venting a little bit, so it's all good.
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money in the linkle. oh, i just blew up a mine by using a spike ball. i didn't know that was a thing. nice. monkey in the linkle. i did like that. i tried. if you could make that horse whinny a lot more, i'd like that better. can you make it the poo a lot more? horses will the poo all the time without you telling them. wow. that's true. have you guys ever tell you one time i saw a horse try to eat a baby? yeah, i love that story. tell it again.
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the cat marriage is one thing. i'm not marrying no gay cats. and obama can't make me! he will though. he gets out of our schools obama! i really hope that like the singularity happens in the next like year and a half so we can actually have like permanent president robama. that's just obama as an android.
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i don't know when i was a kid that wasn't that big of a deal. just kidding. i got a number of teachers being like, you know, probably if someone gives you an apple like don't eat it. but if you got just eat your candy. yeah, but if someone already gives you an apple i'm like, come on man. it's halloween. but grandma it's only encrusted in glass. you have every other day of the year to push your five to ten fruits and vegetables a day agenda. don't take the one day for kids to get candy and make it your own thing. yo kids can be dicks though dude.
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oh hi i'm oh mike johnson jenny is off tonight she was brutally killed and murdered and then he off tonight should but she'll be back tomorrow yeah don't go out on halloween yeah forever yeah like ever just be afraid of the world at all times that's one thing i've learned also be angry about it too huh yeah no get real mad and then glad
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alright. i caught it. i caught the hockey of the horses. oh. i see you. baby. shaking that thing. oh! wow, i'm dead. yeah! that was all of us. oh, come on. woah! woah! that was okay. not expecting that one. bang alongay. bang alongay. oh, legna. woah!
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so is canada. i got a big canadian thing for you right here. it's resident evil afterlife, the highest grossing canadian produced film of all time. it's the highest grossing canadian product of all time. it's the number one product launch in canada's history. next to justin bieber, the maple syrup story. you got me off that fucking bounce. that was ridiculous. this is some pretty sweet music. yeah, yeah, yeah. this makes me want to fight. wow.
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