Quotes about “On me because your dead”
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you're already dead because i'm about to do the retribution on your vulnerable spot. like you're done. okay, well it just goes to show you how good this run was because i skipped a turn on the boss fight and then basically just went sicko mode. do me a favor, send isaac into the memory vaults. there is a story going on here. there is a, you know, 2001 a space odyssey style monolith and all that. this is before they went up in the spaceship. your new assistant starts today.
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typing of the dead overkill is neat because it's kind of like an adult edutainment game. it's violent, overtly sexual, but the core of the gameplay is still just hammering out words and phrases as quickly as you possibly can on your keyboard, and that's absurd enough to plaster over most of the other cracks in the game. i don't think there is a game this year that pleasantly surprised me more with its mere existence than typing of the dead overkill.
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don't lie. i saw it. he can't take any more garbage. that's how you know he's dead. give me your badges. give me your badges. i want your badges. you can't spin that square piece forever, you son of a gun. now, honestly, we're bailing because we, uh... the dude that was on us was sending a little bit too much heat. but we also... we don't like to play that 1 ko game. that's not my style. we had one attacker. i don't live my life like that. you gotta do what you gotta do on this one. it pains me a little bit to...
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2779.42
everyone's out here talking about the bangles. wait, because you love eternal flame or something like that? i've never even heard of sleater kinney? you need some more pitchfork in your media diet, brother. don't kill me. don't kill me, okay? i'm dead. i lost. tlc? it's not even close! sleater kinney goes crazy on tlc.
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1972.32
i think we're in a pretty good position to fuck over daddy long legs to the point where he'll probably be dead before i even finish this sentence. well basically on time i'll take the hp don't mind if i do mom's heart doesn't strike me as an enormous problem massa mathis was messaging you because you didn't take bff alright you guys it's getting a little ridiculous right now what's your tier list for rebirth? bff number one then everything else is bit like bff and
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1810.06
nice. don't get me wrong, i'd like this guy to die too. alright, nick kinda... i wouldn't say he dropped the ball and the chain, but he did, um... he could've done better, let's put it that way. let's put him in, like, guaranteed you suck range, which is a scientific term for he's dead. now we used finish him just because it was the only thing that targeted him. that one wasn't a mistake for once. and we got a free turn. um, reconstruct yourself, yeah, put your own oxygen mask on first.
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383.90
tears up. what's your least favorite? my favorite is damage. i think my least favorite is usually range actually speed is not always useful but the range of it is worse. dead sea scrolls kamikaze. oh lord, so we can use that multiple times, but i'm not going to because it is actually going to cost me a lot of spirit hearts, and i don't have a lot to give up. come on, come on it's already half dead
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that makes her kind of an asshole. and now we can probably just murder her, which is maybe in my best interest. why are we... like not why, more like how are we still at 0% war score? i don't even want to fight those peasants because, you know, the more effed up things go in ireland, the better it is for me overall. we're gonna try to amass some territory here and at least put it under the control of my vassals. what's going on? using your foot as leverage, you pull your sword out of the dead corpse so the last foeman to fall in battle
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3904.64
all because you had the audacity to try to listen to like two faith hill songs on your walk? i couldn't handle being shot dead while wearing those, man. they'd probably end up burying me in that. it'd be like he died doing what he loved.
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904.66
i've already got a different item. is it health? run! alright, that's a wall. could i persuade you to use your health on me because i've been hit by a chainsaw to the forehead. do you know how i do that? i just got stuck in a door. i got stuck in a door. you would walk to my location. guys, i'm out. guys, i'm out. no, grandpa! that's good. that's good. okay, justin. sorry, i made noise to open the door. oh, i am stupid. oh, what? i'm dead. can you use your health potion on me, please?
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