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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 be thursday october 1st 2015 edition i as always am your host northland line driver my steam co host rock lee smile i also am always rock lee smile. i have been every time i still will be tomorrow unlike a shantay who is not always on time we are always who we claim to be and we also claim to adhere to the docket today which is gonna be rebirth rampage nights followed by bomber knots featuring alpaca patrol and dan gheesling but mostly the talents of yours and mine truly nicky would you like to provide me with a seed here? oh Search ↗
87.160 i'm ready. it was almost just a natural extension of the idea really and absolutely able i am one while i don't have able yet, but i'm a hundred percent willing to do this okay have you october oh lord october happened october is snuck up on me man yeah, i was writing down the date yesterday, and i was like was like september 22nd. nope it was the 30th, and then you know the age old rhyme 30 days has september april. well. yeah stop right there you already know it's it's the number one song Search ↗
160.320 you hate me enough that you won't even follow my twitch channel because i talk shit about i don't follow anybody on twitch that's why i like sometimes i'm self conscious. i follow like 13 people fucking one of them is denny's so let's just like yeah, let's not act as if this is something i use on the regular they streamed once and i followed them the bear guy to not a bear taffy the other bear guy, okay? we all followed him remember. yeah, the round table shout out. yeah. yeah. yeah, yeah, and i follow him and Search ↗
264.140 competition they played like asteroids, but it was like you control a ketchup bottle you're trying to like hit hash browns with it and stuff like that is what gets you going. this is what got me to follow them. yes i'm not aware chat. this is how you can get north of mine to follow you on twitch they put like at least fifteen twenty thousand dollars into this event and i was like i'll watch it enough to earn a follow Search ↗
622.400 it'll save your life. i think the doctor says eight glasses of alcohol per day keeps the doctor away. keeps you hydrated and afraid for action. there's water in it is what i've heard from doctors. and i can't believe that a survived this room but b was a part of this room for 25 years to begin with. are you still on basement two? no, i'm on caves one and it's fucking horse hockey. okay, i'm gonna be buying the spirit heart. wish me luck. Search ↗
796.620 had i bought a pound of it from the deli and i was eating it like three times a day which is super bad don't do that. yeah, i remember you you were talking to me about you know you know the shiny stuff on the rose beef. that's just like natural i was like what's this was this dude talking about roast beef? i make observations about roast beef sometimes just the way i'm making a lot of observations about roast beef in particular now that i think about it Search ↗
937.000 i died by walking on spikes so i don't even want to give the game the credit for having killed me. it's me in what floor so i know when i'm in new ground. it was the caves one. alright that's where i am right now. when you get a good item you'll know that you're past where we were. d10. that's for not taking the deal? i almost guarantee you the deal would have killed me so. d10 is not much better than poop. that's bad if your item is like roughly equivalent to poop. Search ↗
1458.100 no backup, huh? nah, nothing. nothing like that. i should have emperor carded, but it was the freakin'... it was on... mob trap room. yeah. boss... no, mob trap room. and it was those mini fatties who just shoot randomly and jump. you blow off their head sometimes and they kind of turn around. yeah, and they jumped on top of me. tough break. that was a great run. oh well. it's not a... it's not a super throw. i mean, i didn't make it to necropolis 1 without getting hit, but... Search ↗
1487.920 what kind of items do you have? it's like pretty much just mom's knife, but... ah, that's why. okay. it's a good run. i mean, that's what got me through boss rush. yeah, they had to be semi close to them. i had an emperor card and i was like, i don't want to use the emperor card here. oh, gertie, here we go. hey, dead cat. super low damage. how do you get out of the, uh... how do you get out of the curse room when you have dead cat? you gotta touch the bits on the door frame without going through it. Search ↗
1518.760 unless you get a devil room that leads you to dead cat. that's a whole different story what happens after you touch in the things? you die once and then appear on the other side of the room or the outside of the room oh, that's exactly correct. yeah. no, i did it like a hundred thousand times. okay. oh wow super bandage as well huge item kill me gertie, why is this this hard everyone sucks the big one man. i want to be successful though i only have one heart left Search ↗
1686.820 not trying to kink shame though. just saying not for me dude if you're into that it's like pretty harmless as far as i'm concerned. it's not like sonic the hedgehog is even real. it's a fictional character. yeah fucking amalgam of two fictional characters about to be shitted by a third fictional character what do i care as long as you don't fetish fetishize like you know not turn your signal light on that's all i care about you know what that's a really good point. i never thought about that. maybe get a big old boner i don't turn my signal light on Search ↗
2698.120 i recommended that you watch a piece of media. i'm familiar with it's always sunny in philadelphia. i like it. you don't have to feel it. the only member, it's not the recommendation. it's the expectation. it's the checking up on. yeah, it's the hey did you watch that yet? i'm like yo you don't control me. i don't need you to give me a to do list. i already have a job and a wife. i've got that covered. i've always got stuff to do. Search ↗
2830.480 but it's not something i'd like to rely on. my luck with the collar has been absolutely horrible. it seems like nine times out of ten i won't get out of the curse room with it. even though it's just a coin flip. oh fuck this. get me out of this room. oh this is perfect. oh wow. that could have been bad. blah blah blah blah blah. see ya. why didn't i have this run before? freakin abaddon. perfect. what do you think about this guy right here? take him or leave him. on his face he'll be dead. Search ↗
3576.200 all right, what am i missing here? what is the other button? there's like a y button. you can roll with right trigger. oh, that's it. all right. so we're on normal. we're gonna go to the dark castle. wait, what is the enchanted forest though? yeah, that's where we're gonna end up is the dark castle. this is the game with the eye lasers and the banana slip, right? yeah, it got super weird and crazy. i loved it. sometimes you turn into a donkey. come on. i'm just gonna keep swinging my sword like this. you got a problem? you run into me. Search ↗
3998.260 are you gonna be a troll with you? nah, it's okay. it's okay. don't worry about it. i did want to play as shrek before and you didn't let me. i'll be a fucking greek god. what if i break this guy's barrels? yeah, fuck you buddy. that's pretty sweet. you look like... that's like a weird cyborg, man. not for long. oh, i am fucking going to town on these guys. how do you change your hair? this is incredibly satisfying. Search ↗
4157.800 it's pretty sweet. tricks and traps! that's what you can expect from shrek. hey, you're gonna trap me. oh stomp him. yeah! just jam his head under it. yeah and then close it. i'll do it. listen here, you ever try something like that? you flash a piece on the lanes? i'm gonna take that little toy of yours, put it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click. did you see what it did to the guy who got trapped in it? i did not. it wrecked his ass in one move. that's pretty sweet. Search ↗
4639.580 these are not bosses. um, oh, i'm hello. oh, right, you just come back if you live. fucking me. or... what? if i live. that's weird. aah! oh, fuck. that is quite clearly an actual boss. oh, there's a... umm... hey, is this game getting a little framey? nah, not really. okay. it's... i think it's fine on my side. it's getting a touch framey. Search ↗
5463.140 yes! caught him. the enemy's in here i don't think i've ever seen before. i've opened up like, is it you? you're in here? you're not in here. i'm in the north most room. lady, it's not sustainable to keep your gold in like pots just around your store. i don't know what you've been reading on the internet, but it's bad news. i cut these guys up and then their freaking heads try to burrow into the ground away from me. and? weird. well, i'm in the mall when you need me. Search ↗
5608.680 thanks very much dogtopus for the four months in a row resubscriptions. glad to have you. when i look at chat after looking at this, it's very strange. oh, i can change directions when i'm firing my hadouken. yeah, i'm a crab person, nicky. right. you may have seen me being surrounded by crabs. oh, i found a secret. yeah, you're on top of that. that's for sure. no one's ever been out there yet. it's this spell damage plus five. okay, just a passive upgrade. hard iron cudgel. Search ↗
6281.580 that's another verse i guess yeah what? you're at least three months late to ask chad not to be weird. that's not true i can ask whatever i want you're under no obligation to say yes, though. you can be as weird as you want there's that's the way like it. it's on twitter now you ever see like a famous person make a tweet like the first response is always like fuck me daddy like what oh Search ↗
6314.700 this is what we're doing with the ability to talk to anybody in the world at any given time is saying fuck me daddy to like edward snowden's fucking tweets for the first time. fuck me daddy. dude, did you see the dude on twitter? his handle is at far. his name is john hendren. Search ↗
6675.080 i mean this is a decent room though for me to maybe get you back on. yeah? oh, heads burrowin' to the ground. heads? yes. you know that song, nick? no? it's headphones on, it was from rock band. by miranda cosgrove. she's like the man selena gomez. i would have known that though. really, i was in rock band? it was like free dlc. Search ↗
6866.740 you know, it's still going. you know what, this is an acceptable gold rush. get the chalice! oof. this is like a, this is a heck of a gold rush now. this is a really good gold rush. this may be the most money i've ever had. this is like a lot of gold that is rushing right now. okay, how much do you have? i have 132. yeah, i'm at like 111. i hope we get something to spend it on, otherwise it would be a big waste. i got my pencil! give me something to write on! Search ↗
6937.080 keep him alive for a second, just watch out. or i'll just kill him instantly and see if i said that. oh, more bombs! yeah, he's actually very helpful. alright, this is doable. aw yeah. oh god. how does a bone sphincter even work? is that a freaking am i a teenage mutant ninja turtle, nick? what? i'm a freaking hero in a half shell! i don't see it. you been under your helmet? are you fucking kidding me? i'm a turtle. oh, on your back! i didn't notice that. Search ↗
7023.180 you don't have to engage, i can just fire on him. eat your pizza, i have full health. ooh, that was dumb. he's dead. off with his head. we win? first beggar took all my gold. ohhhhhh, well... price he had to pay, unfortunately. i'm not a ninja turtle anymore. yeah. this was fun while it lasted. and i know what it's like to be a turtle, i guess. you're gonna be the one playing this, i don't have any money. me potion is soup potion. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

120.720 thanks sugar potatoes everybody that means angry right josh just you guys for letting me on your stream, and i appreciate it. you know what josh thank you for agreeing to be on even though it was an hour later. hey josh i mean i would have been here if it started like on time to i mean okay. yeah, i got you. you know i did give you a thank you, but i'm sorry. i'll take it away cuz you've been kind of a smartass i Search ↗
379.360 now that's the guy who does who did it all, really. yeah. he's the total package. also if the total package wants to subscribe, i'd be fine with that too. me too. and duck souls! quack quack, four months in a row! what are you ? chad, why are you mad that i traded my spear at heart? i traded it for one penny. that is a fair trade. oh my god. this sub train is redonkulous. nick, don't you use your bullshit marketing techniques on me. please faith 26 months! Search ↗
407.860 ah! wait, are you marketing norline? what marketing should i use on you then if not for my bullshit kind? i don't know, just be like, thanks for subscribing to me but don't do it anymore. just use like reverse psychology. that goes for everyone here, never do it again. this is the final time you'll make that mistake. it should be reverse psychology. so that i have to think like i'm spiting you with my purchase. yeah. i like it. Search ↗
491.260 wait i did? yeah absolutely. wait i knew that i was gonna get... yeah i spoiled it remember? oh i don't remember that. nick spoiled it. you guys are trying to put me in a fucking fugue state or something. dude epdobolo and rumblemuffin up down all around welcome back to jsmithtown thank you very much for being my friends on like these two. Search ↗
1720.360 well, they go through the teleporter right? but the teleporter kills them and then they make a new one on the other side so do you think he's still the same kirk that he was? don't give me this fucking soma bullshit nigga. what did i i didn't mention soma at all. you've been talking about soma freaking non stop. i'm just wondering about james c. kirk. what does it mean to be a person in soma when there is a monster that chases you? it's freaking i'm uh, so sick! uh, you're shit! i'm so mad! i keep hearing about soma! so mad oh okay, got it. Search ↗
2163.880 mmm, weird al is a little bit zenier. oh, i found it. i bet raphy fuckin' freebases clorox on the weekends. no he doesn't, you son of a he comes up with some crazy shit, man. so does weird al! weird al has just changed the word of the song. i do that every single day, all day. not in all of his songs, he makes up his own songs sometimes. yeah, nobody likes those ones. no, everyone likes them! you're telling me that you don't like albuquerque? i like albuquerque, i love you fuckin' love albuquerque. Search ↗
2191.480 it's pretty albacorky if you ask me. i completed my run. oh, shit. i'm fighting mom right now. i'm on the depths too. i'll start in a zayzal run because i'm not in the mood. ah, it's freaking samson! i don't know why, is this my number one save file? no, it can't be. i'll freaking exit and start in a zayzal run. because i'm not in the mood to fart around as the loss today. ow. i don't blame you. a lot of farting with that guy. i'm not going to play nuclear throne. not because i'm a dick, just because i don't have it installed yet. Search ↗
2302.760 yeah, not that one, but i've done other marks. yeah, then cabbage mark. i'm aware oh, i know cabbage mark that was me fur mark is just a big like it renders a 3d doughnut of animal hair on your screen oh, yeah, like baby lines and it's like hey, we're gonna test your gpu. that's kind of cool and it tested i would probably get gta 5 on there and i would probably crank it up as far as it goes and see what you could do with that that would be good Search ↗
2408.560 it'd be real frustrating. aw, six months, jeez. ryan, did it take six months off your life? i gotta make it to the single lay the single lay the single layers? the single ladies? i gotta make it to all the single ladies. hey, single ladies? yeah! quantic brad, thank you for being timed out. i thought that was a subscriber. i was gonna make a joke about quantic dream and everything. man, i was way ahead of myself on that one. i like it. yeah, me too. Search ↗
2518.600 i don't know about you, but i find myself occasionally like i'll actually listen to europop. oh dude all the time. it was just like and last week yeah, you sent me a picture of it on your zoom. yeah, which is great thank you for putting yourself subjecting yourself to that social media firestorm fucking great Search ↗
2648.260 that's i don't want to put you on blast, kate. i can go buy cat food solo though if you want to, but if you want to take a night off, then you'll be my guest. it's been a stressful couple of days with these computer issues. and the cat's sleeping on all those boxes, right? yeah. pardon me? he's sleeping on the boxes. i don't know. is the cat sleeping on the boxes? oh, rob says, i'm getting flamed. not really. i was trying to say that you were good at did you okay, i hate wait, what's the b4 do? or the big the four room rerolls all item pedestals. Search ↗
2929.100 found her! he did it! here she is! katniss everdeen! the corpse on fire. poor katniss. suicide king. should i suicide king? i have a life. don't ever call me king. i am not a half leopard fighter from the tekken tournament. he was a great wrestler though. Search ↗
3315.920 what is your use the box! the box is gone, chat! vandora's box is gone, i used it, it created... uh, freaking dead sea scrolls! yeah, but you gotta use it to lose it. these people are out of their minds! i think i'm gonna die in the chest. talk about the sequel to tower heist? it doesn't exist yet. tower heist's pretty good though. ooh, a quarter, that's great. great. you're being sarcastic, nick. yeah, well i'm on the chest, so it's not gonna help me out. i also have 99 cents. Search ↗
3354.380 oh, dank bomb, hook me up man! i went from blue baby to dark judas and i'm loving every moment of it because i have so strong, fast shots. chat? i don't even know what's going on in my own chat anymore. but i was mad, so i used suicide king even though i only had guppy's collar and totally came back. one of the chests that i got from suicide king gave me proptosis. so i'm gonna take that as a sign from the universe that i did the right thing there. you do the right thing if you just put your mind to it. Search ↗
3390.480 even aloop is like prop fucking tosis. yeah, props tosis. and that guy knows everything there is to know about afterbirth, so... alright, trust his opinion. confirmed! oh, super pride. prop tosis is still worth saying prop fucking tosis about. well they probably wouldn't just reverse it and make it the worst item in the game, would they? no, that's reeee rope rump. what? you have a stroke? you like the filter i put on my own voice to... no. to make it sound like i was talking in reverse? no, it confused and scared me a little bit. i didn't like it at all. Search ↗
3663.780 i don't want to look at the photo of myself because my teeth are so yellow. we'll use chris 3d white! i know it works! it removes 14 years of stains, but it can't remove the scar on your heart from when jeremy said he'd call you back, but he never called you back. chris white strips. jeremy didn't call me. i was hoping for that. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Search ↗
3809.980 why? i mean you can see it's kind of funny. is it funny like happening for me? all i do now is watch people open battle for zendikar booster boxes on youtube anyway. and then i get mad if they open an expedition, but if they don't open an expedition by the end i'm like, why did i even watch this stupid fucking video? i honestly expect that those are the youtube videos that you do watch. dude, i'm fucking with you. Search ↗
3928.260 oh fuck! oh my! there's like scum on the top of my water so i didn't buy it. um, i thought the desk was supposed to protect me. we went through this yesterday. no. phoenix775, thank you for the i killed myself? oh, i teleported! oh jesus. alright, phoenix, thank you for the 11 months we're in for you. how are you guys doing today? you guys doing well? pretty good. pretty good. how about you? neither of us went for the uh... no, don't do it! oh, you bastard. Search ↗
4493.360 oh. uh... no! break the water! what?! rob, you have to win, you fuck! there's fire! don't be on fire, there's water all around you. you can't be on fire right now. fire rules everything around me. fire, get the money. rob! rob! go to the water! i already got 10 though. why? Search ↗
5286.840 this is a great time to pimp the crab bucket industries t shirt over at the district lines comm slash northern line because that's exactly what the hell just happened right there full on crab and bucket strategies there do whatever strategies they like? yeah, especially if i win thank you. yeah thank you for your seven months in the row supporting me. thank you. yeah, chris yeah, i get to use that don't go Search ↗
5316.280 what? burger man? you got some special sauce on him. god damn you, burger man! oh come on. in between the bullets. oh whoops. no no, i'm your friend! we lost all three of these in friendship when josh shot me. oh nice grenade. oh man. Search ↗
5488.740 we can do this all day mallard, yeah. oh god damn it. he got me. josh, don't shoot for a second. join me on this, we'll shoot each other while we bounce. i'll give you one more chance to not let me down. okay, here we go. now game's on. oh! he's good! hiddensquids in your chat says, come on me. i'll give you one more chance. Search ↗
5782.580 bubba wall. i do the rock. bubba wife rocks. oh, you're on solid. fuck. hey, he's got a hard time. i didn't see that burger. good shot. call me a bubble. all those. what is your problem, mister? Search ↗
6378.460 who's alive? nice play. that's really good. i hate this stage. this is nick's stage so you can blame him. you can't get me because of the current! there's a current! god damn it! what? oh, i thought you had the sniper on that one. he jumped back to my head! can you save it? i can't get it to happen! he's getting back to... Search ↗
6440.660 what do you think it is? it looks like a knight sword, like a straight sword. a knight sword? it's got like one edge though. i guess it is a little lower on one side, yeah. yeah, it's got the single edge. maybe i misunderstood. no, no point. knight sword sneaky me. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 still to this day the wednesday october 7 2015 northernlion lives over show as always i'm your host northernlion here with my esteemed co host rock lee smile mr. green man bring me a meme hi hopefully not today though and then also cobalt streak hello hello you are cobalt let's give us a seed so we can grill cobalt on his experience playing star wars battlefront mm hmm me yes yes please Search ↗
208.620 i also have not been following the saga of its, you know, development and other various controversies, so i have no real bias against it, i guess. i should know my audience better before i make jokes like that. fair enough. speaking of platformers though, the mega man collection on steam, i picked that up, and it's amazing to me how poorly a game can run. oh no. Search ↗
315.540 kowal i have to know do you know how many hours you have in in rebirth on steam? 1500 almost yep, i've averaged four and a half hours a day since it came out playing and we christ that's incredible i thought i knew you would be ahead of me, but i thought you might be at like it's like four times what i have i don't just leave my game open either Search ↗
402.020 thanks to the resub, zilliken. oh, is this an xl? no. just a rename on... ooh, burnt penny. i found something else to roll back here though, i don't remember what it was. doesn't make me very excited about the item room that i'm just coming across right now. i'm not touching any of that crap right now. either of you guys play one of the ports of super meat boy that came out yesterday. no! it's pretty solid. i have... i have not, i've watched the... i buy it. Search ↗
550.860 getting all the bandages on multiple platforms. i'm just like, it's a great game, don't get me wrong, but i just cannot... i don't want to... i mean, i beat it in 20 minutes, so it wasn't really a big deal for me. like, if i'm gonna play it, i'm gonna play it on... i'm gonna play the version i already have on pc. it's cool that it's out on more and more platforms though. steve out, thank you for the subscription as well. it also cost me nothing, i mean, i'm on ps plus, so it was just like, go download it and play it once. i mostly just wanted to hear what the new soundtrack sounded like. Search ↗
608.580 probably you i also don't really put much value in having like the definitive version like for me. i'm like pc versions good enough mm hmm if it crashes. i'll just play something else so if you guys hear the new the new skinny on the donation machines yeah, i saw a little of it, but i don't know the the specifics of it, but why don't you illuminate us mister? you know in here oh? man Search ↗
745.060 cuz we're isaac. yeah, well we played enough isaac that we get the d6 on his runs, yeah? that's true. took me forever to unlock it, man. it's a tough one, but we made it. i actually don't remember it. how do you unlock the d6? you like beat the game with blue baby, okay. alright. thank you very much kazeo for the ten months in a row, welcome back! Search ↗
903.620 you know, it's that much of a tax on me. but we did buy rock band 4 last night and i was like, ooh! ooh, i want so much. what is that, like $800? we bought that and i bought kate disgaea 5 for ps4, which just came out apparently. and the guy was like, alright, your total is like $400. i'm like, god damn. Search ↗
1019.140 well, i unfortunately, we got it on ps4 and i don't even know how to recover like my old gamer tag but, um, like, uh, it was just like, content not found, content not found. and i was like, oh no. well you charged me for it, so i hope that one day that content gets found. Search ↗
1117.060 bring me to life by evanescence, but... can't wake up! that was pretty much the whole reason we bought that. did you have kade on the mic doing can't wake up in the background? she was doing can't wake up in the background. i was ripping it up on guitar. nice. oh man, somebody got the full set of blastoise's out in chat with the he man logo or the wig on. oh, that's pretty good. we also, of course, we played 4 non blondes, what's up like 15 times. Search ↗
1146.480 joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though Search ↗
1344.300 then we're like okay well at least i can work like this and then i'd try to record isaac yesterday like 20 minutes into my first run the computer just blue screens come on so now wow unrelated to the gpu could be a driver issue could be a could be an issue with the bios as many people are telling me now could be motherboard compatibility. i don't know i Search ↗
1659.980 i'm going to the airport at like 7am, i'm gonna be like, get me on this fucking plane, and i'm gonna have like two hours of playing a video game and i'm gonna drive to the airport. and i'm gonna have as many airport beers in the time before boarding as i possibly can, and that's gonna be my vacation. Search ↗
1783.920 i am pretty displeased that i got an are you a wizard pill as the lost, but i also got guppy's collar in the curse room and it rezzed me when i left, so... got out alive! oh, that's nice. i'm gonna try to roll with it. was it? it was on monday's run where chat was like, use suicide king with guppy's collar, you won't. and then it actually worked and i got like, proptosis from the chests that it gave me, and i was like, aw. the life is good. life is good right now. Search ↗
2179.120 wildly different, but still pretty cool. i just spent $400 on a rockman 4 yesterday. yeah, and you're really making me want to go do the same thing, but i just can't afford that, so... i want a guitar and just a game. you could probably do that. that would be like $150 maybe? i think it's about $150. somewhere in there. Search ↗
2237.580 fucking like, short skirt long jacket. that solo is what saves me from boredom. i need that solo in you make loving fun, otherwise like what am i even there for? i'm just hammering on one note. just waiting to die essentially. just waiting to die. Search ↗
2360.580 you get points for which is great for me as someone who is just absolutely awful at singing i actually have done better on a hard than on medium because on hard i can hit the wrong note and still get points for it and they're like wow nice freestyle and i thanks i think that's the only way to go though. yeah, well, i mean at every instrument. yes, except for vocals for me i think i lack the mental biological capability to sing most on expert. i Search ↗
2966.940 like playing family feud like we do. yeah, exactly. it's like playing the family feud on steam or on ubisoft's ludia platform. the thrill just isn't there. there's no stakes. ludia? never even heard of that. that's the developer of those games. i'm already in the depths? jesus. yeah, yeah, i feel you, man. me too. joker card. Search ↗
3420.920 actually, i thought he was scottish depending on what i'm thinking. yeah, i thought he was actually an ogre. it's green eight feet tall give me the guppy not krampus anything but krampus mike myers was in the love guru and the cat in the hat. yeah. well, that's good point. that's a great point. i've got dead cat. oh Search ↗
3542.240 just gotta make sure these flies don't get in my face and like make me miss something coming at me have you guys ever played the resident evil 5 on steam? no. i played it on 360, i didn't play it on steam though. have you ever played resident sleeper on twitch? too many times. what happened to resident evil 5? i'm just trying to figure out like i tried to play it a long time ago Search ↗
4808.020 people tell me they give like spanish like lady product ads and i get really weird ones that people say lady products like tampons. yeah, but like in spanish. oh, yeah, i don't know get nl on programming that i don't think he wants to make a tetris widget for me oh, i didn't download worms. all right. give me a minute. we're gonna race. i'm gonna race against nobody. oh Search ↗
4877.340 enjoy the black screen. i could like i could put some shit up on the screen like let me give it a second here put some gifts or strike. i'm just gonna put text and the text is gonna say vote this is gonna end up being my twitch preview. i fucking know it vote for these nuts vote for these nuts dim nuts and then name i'm gonna make it bounce around the screen like it's a dvd screensaver Search ↗
5041.960 oh, i just have that 69 at the end of my follow count. that's what i'm talking about. release the button when there's a 69 on your twitch follow count. yep, get some, you gotta screen cap it and instantly tweet it. and you also have to spam nl69s in chat. that's how it usually works. alright nick, can you invite me one last time? alright, third time's the charm. Search ↗
5131.600 someone said, n.l., if you don't play bomb defusal simulator on tomorrow's nlss, i'll egg your head. this is a good time, or maybe it's a terrible time to bring up that i will not be doing an nlss tomorrow because i will be away from my computer previewing games in sunny san francisco. and i will also not be here as of the end of this week for two weeks, so this is the last time you'll see me on the nlss till near the end of october. almost november, yeah. Search ↗
5205.740 there's an awful lot of people that didn't hear what i said exactly. not my last time ever on the show, my last time for i'm starting to think they might be deliberately misrepresenting your uh, your text, yes. really? why would they do that? are they trying to get a rise out of me? pretty sure i almost got killed in la a few times, so... um, that's usually where my... Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

546.980 i think your voice just slightly dipped as you realized they were there which is the best part. it's that weird like streamer thing where it's like i don't care if 2,000 people on the internet hear me, but if my neighbors hear me i'll be mortified. right. i won't be able to handle that. that's a real thing. it really is. it is man, it is. i wasn't being facetious, it really is a real thing. it is a real thing. he's not being facetious. yeah. nick, how was ireland? oh it was fantastic. it was like the best thing i've ever done. Search ↗
732.940 i can understand that. salty breakfast. that would be lovely too if i'm getting paid the 8 bucks per takoyaki, you know? yeah. yeah, we got the desserts too which were just like two little bites of something and it was like 5 euro. nice! whatever, it's a vacation, you go a little crazy on those things and you know, food is one of the few times you splurge a bit. don't attack me. don't attack me! ahhhh! i'm alive. that wasn't even a problem really. Search ↗
1304.900 some fantastic work done. you want me to use the rules card? there you go, chub dislikes smoke. we've solved it. that might need a patch as well. that'll chub dislikes things. you keep talking about this patch, i don't know what you're talking about. i just have a feeling somewhere deep in my bone that there's gonna be more rebirth eventually. i don't know, man. i think they're done with it. yeah? it's all super meat boy forever from this point on. well, that would be weird. it's like mostly not even the same people. mmm, it's exactly the same people. Search ↗
1398.300 i'll be getting it at launch, so i'll be prioritizing knocking out a couple of videos to put up soon after launch and once those videos are done hopefully i will be able to hop on and do a stream at and i'm gonna make a bunch of bullshit tiny like five second videos so i can undercut him in seo oh, he's gonna fucking smosh me. you're getting smosh in the mouth. don't do it man. i'm not gonna do it really Search ↗
1634.560 i... but if you don't, it's like 2pm eastern, i think. uh, it's 1. 1? oh. in, in uh, pacific standard time at least, it's 1. then someone on twitter was telling me that it was like different for them, so i don't know if maybe like different, there's like region locking or something, i don't know. so just like look at the countdown timer then. yeah. look at your own countdown timer and that's probably when it comes out for you. the person who told me that they had a different time could have just been mistaken. Search ↗
1778.600 i flew united and that doesn't have a funny connotation to its name. it doesn't have really anything to it. no, but i will say i had a bit of a self referential sort of like reminded me you moment where i was on the plane and i was on the way back and it was the seven hour flight overseas and i was seated next to an older couple and the guy in the middle i was against the window so i had like the kind of you know right up against it position. yeah lucky you. Search ↗
1822.300 which is not pleasant. and he kept leaning and moving around, shifting, and he had his e reader and he kept changing pages and shifting into my freaking side. and the whole time i was like, man, i feel like northernlion would have had a panic attack if this was him in this situation. i would have been pissed, yeah. put that dude on blast. i was really not happy through the whole thing. i just crumpled into the window as far as i could go, and that wasn't even enough because then of course the person in the seat in front of me had to put their seat back as far as it went to. oh, dude, that shit is like... Search ↗
2071.900 and then they had the, they added a cracker and cheese deal and then there was also a hot sandwich after that. so there was non stop food. that, you know, i'm gonna be honest with you, that sounds kind of fantastic. it wasn't bad! if you have a long flight, i think it's logical to break it up like buy it, buy it in beverage services and if they just kept coming out with more food, it's not like i'm doing anything else. i'm not shitting on the food, don't get me wrong. it was just the fact that the people going up and down the aisle never stopped. that was the only thing that bothered me. i can understand that. Search ↗
2244.300 alright, maybe your bathrooms have been a lot bigger than the one i saw but it was like it was just a box exactly the same size and shape as your torso. oh you'd in the airplane back. yeah. yeah. well you got shoes on though right? yeah, i thought that was okay, that's fair. that's a bit different. i don't mind stepping on somebody's uh somebody's pee if i got shoes on yeah yeah, that doesn't bother me. i would still want some flip flops or something if i'm showering on an airplane oh Search ↗
2487.060 looked me in the mirror and she said crime pays. pardon me? i don't know, it's some quote from some song, i don't even know what. looked me in the mirror and she said crime pays. she looked me in the mirror. oh god, what have i done? sometimes shit just comes out of my mind. no, jeez, it's dark man. alright, it's a dingle fight. i've got number one you're still going? oh, i'm on this last run man. oh, okay. Search ↗
2579.420 so i will take your advice. i think i focused too much on the combo. i need to like let myself not worry too much about combos so that i can worry about the combos later when i get better. i rolled to the box, not good. boxes? that's not so bad. yeah, i had a super bandage and i rolled it into the boxes. yeah, that's suboptimal. i would suggest... oh yeah, give me the flipping blue candle here. Search ↗
3264.700 which i watched on the plane. this is like my favorite part of channel i watched the inside out on the way over and i watched terminator genesis on the web actually like inside out it was a lot better than i thought it was gonna be yeah inside out is one of my favorite movies this year when i'd said that to lynch he was like wow you're brave like to watch that in public cuz you probably would cry i was like i almost did but yeah, man me too. i Search ↗
3385.020 do it do you watch starski and hutch on the fight over? no, it's like a weird disambiguation of amethyst from steven universe. okay. thank you saber ewan for the two months in a row. oh, yeah, crickets head. oh, forget me now as the lost. i don't know. maybe this is good. maybe i can do boss rush and then do it again. do it. Search ↗
3805.520 well, back where i'm from, this is not... but the nhl is like, you know, new jersey, new york, and the long island team are all in like the same division. that's okay. you know, they can like walk to each other's stadiums, so... seems sensible to me, but what do i know? i'm fine with it. i'm out of lives. this could be a loss, which would actually be the most rebirthy thing of all time. mm mm. to die on a lost run? just go for it, just win it. oh, i'm going for it like hard here, but... Search ↗
4019.180 nick you beat the five pin yet. no, i have not actually bought a lock kit lock pick kit yet but i intend to soon i started learning how to lock pick. yeah, i saw the tweets. that's pretty sweet surprisingly easy actually this is very troubling to hear it really is i got the three in the four pin without any actual coaching i just figured it out on my own. that's terrifying actually, you can horrifying. yeah, the five pin was pretty tricky though so if you want to keep me out of your stuff for now get a five pin lock and Search ↗
4196.620 i hope it goes well and i hope you become a doctor and we wish you good luck in your future. i hope i didn't miss any subs throughout this as well, i may have though and my apologies. if i missed you just say so in the chat i'll shout you out. thank you to ravenette for the six months in a row just now. let me launch it down well so you get moving on here. oh i haven't put it in my favorites list yet. it's absolutely going in there though. right now. bam. Search ↗
4231.240 i don't know what i did before they had a favorites list on steam. i had to go through the list and find them alphabetically. that was a lot of work. alright, there we go. oh, this game's perfect for webcam too, because it's got these slots on left and right, so my head goes right in the side there. perfect. someone tell nick to stop peeing on the floor. well, i hear clacking. lines from the nlss quoted me as saying, that was not a red bull ad, i just have red bull here. Search ↗
4338.020 waf they're missing out on fucking waffles, man. waffles have so much more versatility than, uh... than pancakes. i like them both. what do i have to pick? yeah, well, you have to pick one because of the arbitrary nature of the beast here. mmm, i choose to abstain from this vote. you can do that as well. that's fair. i like them both. alright, let me get some down whale going here. get it going. Search ↗
4623.600 you know when i it's a complicated question i don't know if i've ever talked about it on the show, but you know when you have to choose a breakfast meat it's it's a tricky question for me because i like walking bacon's delicious usually you get like the least of all the choices when you take bacon. oh Search ↗
4829.140 pretty much summed it up for me as well. i'll try to watch like a scary movie or something. fuck i died. i like watching scary movies on halloween. mm hmm. erebus ultima. thank you for the subscription as well. well, i get banned for saying that mathis is a pretty okay guy. mathis is, he's a good dude. we just, well i make fun of him. Search ↗
5272.200 for halloween it should always just be catacombs in downwell. sounds good to me. so spooky. i thought i couldn't love halloween any more than i already did, but you have proven that wrong. so spooky on halloween. i gotta be real with you. you know, if you like halloween, that's super cool. don't let me rain on your parade. i do. halloween is like my least favorite time of the year. no, that's not true. st. patrick's day. st. patrick's day is 100 times worse. alright. Search ↗
5326.600 st. patrick's day is a hundred times worse because it's just people like publicly vomiting over the place. you know, eh, you know, give me the happy kids instead of the people throwing up everywhere. i'm not saying i haven't thrown up on my own, you know, fair share of st. patrick's days. i'm just saying now i don't like to see it in public. Search ↗
6050.620 are you asking me like what's my highest score? well, like your highest amount of bullets you've ever had. not off the top of my head though. i think i just got to like 18 on the last run which seems very high. seems pretty good. i just saw the time void kill an enemy as well. yeah, i think i'm gonna change out of this purple one now. last module is really good. jump over the shopkeeper and stand on the items? are they trying to get me to kill the shopkeeper accidentally? Search ↗
6116.100 ah! i missed the shot. i need the visual cue of seeing where red is. i think that's really good for me. it's a great design feature too. yep. does the mirror's edge approach? speaking of which, you see mirror's edge catalyst got delayed. no! mm hmm. it's true. it'll take a little longer for me to publicly throw up on twitch. oh no. have they confirmed if it's gonna be out for pc or if it's exclusive yet? ah, i don't know actually. cause i will be less worked up if it's just out for xbox one cause then i probably won't buy it anyway. Search ↗
6315.160 don't know the teeth against metal thing is not a big favorite of mine. okay, i can understand that but i don't agree, but that's you know, that's me. i am a native korean and i mostly use a sport okay fair enough. i believe it. hey man, the sport kids made fun of but it's also very useful. it's functional no, they give them to you on airplanes a lot Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

664.660 turns out you might do quite a bit of work with pills on this run oh, yeah, who would have thought that 15 cents for permanent stat upgrades would be like an awesome benefit not me because i didn't say that at all. exactly. i actually said the opposite of that which is pretty silly of me honestly. fuck it yeah, let's take the d4. dude take the d7 and then see if you can figure out what it does yeah, i sort of still don't understand it. oh god. what is wrong with my dude? Search ↗
1108.580 i should really say something on twitter what about getting josh to do the voice acting for isaac because i agree and i will. they don't have to talk to you about that. tyrone. who's that? he's like the... i'm just fucking with you, i know who he is. okay. ah they roasted and toasted me. enemies appeared and then they... oh there they go. okay. do you still get heart containers for murdering or can you kill Search ↗
1196.580 i'm just taking whatever items i can now. i know people are gonna be like, you know, take chaos, but we're on the last floor anyway, so... yeah dude, just drop me two fucking keys for free. and who gives a shit about what the item pools are when you're gonna reroll from all of them anyway? that's kind of how i feel about it right now, yeah. you're rerolling item rooms? i have... Search ↗
1215.500 i hope your run ends like mine. it is, yeah. now when i shoot directly in front of me, i have five beams that shoot in random directions. i got to the dunce cap part just now and it's great. there's like a weird shitty broken marshmallow following me around. it's just sliding on its ass everywhere. this is extremely strange. Search ↗
1275.700 oh man, then mom's eye. oh shit dog. that's sweet. you guys are phoned now. wait, mom's eye didn't stick with me forever so i don't know what to tell you. sometimes it's based on your luck stat i think. oh, well it's a good thing i got that luck up then. isn't it? that is very true. i mean we're doing a lot of damage. ultra green is definitely gonna die and i'm gonna unlock lilith. hooray! me too dude! but it's a very strange run. the bear bones, thank you for the subscription. and you know what, thank you to moobot for also being a part of this fun. Search ↗
1582.080 i'm done. you can tell me what to do if you want. oh, you're waiting on me? why are you waiting on me? because you need to unlock a zazel for us to do our next run. oh. lilith. i'm sorry. that's what i mean. you need to unlock lilith for us to become a zazel. i think i'm just gonna lose. no, it's just lilith. and now, what are your thoughts on the sliding filament theory? Search ↗
1815.040 okay, you want you can go to the chest because i know you hate the dark room what is it matt? just give me the seed man six i can make this decision in the game 6d okay, be a holy grail. oh, sorry. i couldn't hear you over somebody else here 60 bg. okay one q ln all right, josh is fighting the second boss on the shop. okay. well, he's got some time then. oh Search ↗
1965.340 he opened so many doors and they're all pissed! well he didn't know when the keys opened them. i have my own key, why can't i use dad's key that's floating behind me to open doors? when ryan played his first greed mode run all the doors came off the walls and floated around. yeah because i had supermagnet, the doors, i was really confused and i was like what is going on with these doors? i thought it was just a bug. what a strange boss design that the doors attack you. they made like a big circle in the middle of the levels. Search ↗
1996.180 oh fuck, where is this last enemy? i love that was your first impression of that boss fight, like that's just the way that works. just like yeah, well you know, you just assume right? yeah. alright. i guess the doors form a big circle and i was like they probably try to trap you in and then if you go into one of those doors you like go to hell or something and you lose the game. i'm gonna lose so you guys are gonna have to go on that run without me. it's okay, we have been. we probably should have started with just like an isaac run, you know? Search ↗
2350.360 this guy's now on fire. ah, and he farted me into a fucking wall of fire. if you live through the burning basement, you're already like top 30 percentile of rebirth players, i think. yeah? yeah. i farted through this burning ring of fire. fart, fart, fart the flames. yeah! so you said top 30% if i get out of here. if you get out of the burning basement, yeah. yeah, i can confirm that i've done that. there you go, nick. congratulations. woo! you should start doing dailies and prove how much better than mathis you are. Search ↗
2653.080 i like to think they're wrong. don't let them eat you. i'm going to, uh, well i got another fat battery. so i gotta go on to the item room so i can get my crystal ball and then grab my battery right before the boss room and then... more like a goodery. ...travel all the way back. oh my god, it didn't give me heart this time? it gave me a chariot? what is a chariot? more like a heart attack. god. Search ↗
2681.840 they used to give me blue hearts, now they gave me a card heart. it's not even a heart. yeah, they gave you a heart on. heh heh. i don't get it. alright. let's double my friends now. lilith is in yeah, double robobaby 2.0. in case you just wanted to like, lose all face in humanity. fuck off into a corner two times as fun. what's robobaby 2.0? 2.0? you leave it, uh, like you can direct it with your own Search ↗
2753.820 are you gonna stick with it? nah, i don't want to but i mean it's the second floor so i can't just quit, you know? it's actually like it unpleasantly gives me the feeling of being in an actual fire. oh, come on! i just can't see and it's real smoky. it's very smoky. i mean i guess if that's what they're going for then that's fine. yeah, they got this smoke going for them but... they nailed the smoke! you're gonna get some ptsd from this shit. Search ↗
3061.360 who's talking right now? me? oh. that's what i say in the mirror. with a... you put like a wig on first. you put lipstick on or no? yeah dude, you expect me to not be sex without lipstick. nah, i mean you can wear lipstick or not, i don't mind. you guys ever seen silence of the lambs? oh, i put the lotion in the basket, right? tape, cold, or no balls. and then you get the hose again? i don't have any balls. you should watch silence of the lambs. with your night vision goggles on. Search ↗
3271.100 do you know literally has been changed in its definition to include approximately or figuratively? i have seen that yeah. please don't tell me that, that's horrible. it really seems quite contrary to the point of that word. yeah. am i the master of lock picking? no i haven't bought the lock picking kit yet. i intend to eventually. what is like a half a heart? shit, i think i did. get your heart on. oh yeah, batroom 100% designed by tyrone. Search ↗
3395.280 xrj3z1ap. that's your seed. you guys should do this run together now that you're on the same time. should we do adds at some point? because we're at the 7 mark? that's a good point. let me finish this mom fight one way or the other. alright. probably, yeah okay i've just finished it. i'm gonna take the polaroid because i'm scared shitless. we're just gonna die on this run anyway. and we'll come in here and i can't take any items because they're expensive. Search ↗
3483.380 i don't know, like cat whiskers and pumpkin carvings. those are pretty hot. did you carve any pumpkins? i didn't, i thought about it though. i saw some cool isaac heads and stuff on twitter. made me kind of want to do it a little bit. how about you, did you do any halloween ing? i did, i mean, i did, i dressed up, and then i got drunk, and then i passed out some candy. Search ↗
3867.060 but like corporate cane is like no i'm not demon cane. one thing denied that it's the same cane even though they have the same name. everyone else is like cane that's you you're both canes. he's like. that sounds awesome actually. no that's not me. what if he doesn't know it's him maybe he got bumped on the head. yeah i mean i'm sure he got bumped on the head many times. yeah he is a wrestler. Search ↗
4690.400 i don't have the lost unlock. oh yeah. i'd still beat your ass if i had. would you? yeah. it's like an un re gave. give me your save. i'm not gonna give you my save, just download it on the internet. why? i didn't want your save. go to torrance.ru and then... i'm gonna go to torrance.nl. netherlands, man. that's pretty good. they don't have internet there. oh good. the lost isaac's heart. that seems like a good choice. tell you what, i'll probably just restart that one right away. Search ↗
5760.640 made the last bosses just for guys like you i'm a little sad to do hush with lost, but i'll figure it out i could have done it on that run with tyrone ran a smoke signal on me should have paused sooner i should have paused or like paid attention, but i know that well when you run out of those codes i might have a couple more and i let some other guys know we're gonna be printing some Search ↗
5862.140 now let's play duck game. no, you can play a little bit more. afterbirth hero. i'm so salty i lost the world dream lost run. there'll probably be another one. how are you guys doing on your run? doing really well. i didn't ask you. i started a lost run. i'm still at the beginning, so... alright, you and me, nick. we're gonna start at the same time here. Search ↗
6156.620 oh well. if i can turn back time. like this one? i'd complain to tyrone. oh my god, i got another error room. this one has 11 buttons on it. the first one opened a ticket to the next level. next one gave me some hearts, next one gave me some flies, next one gave me some more enemies. this room is pretty wild, man. this one gave me a bomb, this one gave me some spiders, this one gave me some more of the same enemies. i'm playing as kane. twitch chat. Search ↗
6251.740 both of them? yeah. are those skis yours? what are you talking about? both of them? is this dumb and dumber? yeah. yeah, it is. classic. you got me. oh, there's 2020. probably like never gonna do well on this run. i think i ruined my chance. what's tough? sayx1, thank you for the subscription as well. what is tough? t u p. t u p? Search ↗
6545.840 and he's like, i want $1500 for this aerosmith shirt. and the guy was like, let me call my friend who's an expert on rock and roll music. and his friend is like, yeah, this is like a one of a kind shirt from like before they were even really that famous. and it's signed by everybody. wow. and then he's like, sweet, how much is it worth? he's like, i don't know, like 50 bucks. Search ↗
6694.060 unless that was the deal with the devil just before mega satan. i think me and kobold operate on all the same seeds remember so that's true. i remember happen corn flies man what's corn flies? they're yellow corn poo sounded oh, those are the piss flies dog charlie wins more you said that what our corn flies sounds like owen wilson to me what are corn flies? yeah, see pretty similar. oh, yeah, so i'm oh yeah talking about i Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

238.980 i never got to do that. pretty powerful start. i don't know about you, cobalt, you've played so much more of this than maybe you have some experience, but i feel like every single run where i fight ultra greed or hush, i do like the same amount of damage. i know there's some kind of scaling going on there, but i always seem to start doing more damage the lower my hp is. and that's what's freaking me out a little bit. it's like, i seem to do a lot of damage when i have like two hearts left. Search ↗
325.580 dick handled that i did megastan and i almost had a darkroom run, but i went into the devil deal and had one of those little guys pop up on me. oh man that's awful that sucks yeah, and i also had the megastan key as well and i just hit the darkroom was there from a red chest pretty bad? i don't know like i'm i'm concerned about how to even beat the lost i Search ↗
393.840 does that actually work? i just have bombs covering the floor everywhere right now. it's ridiculous. why doesn't freaking dead bird ever go and fight the boss for me? it just hangs out on top of my head. dead bird and rotten baby don't give a shit about what you want to do. oh wait, never mind. war, not pestilence. oh, okay. that's how it's slightly confused. keeps dropping troll bombs everywhere. i need to whore myself. jar of flies or... Search ↗
652.380 wife taffy was telling me there's a an x on the hush and i looked and it looks exactly like the one name x now you got to watch the trailer from all three die and then check out a minute and nine second alright. i'm kind of like you know you guys figure it out. i'll be here i'll be here accidentally going to the cathedral when i should be going to the dark room. i'm into it. i like it yeah, i like the idea of it, but i'm i'm also like that's cool. you guys figure it out. oh Search ↗
683.780 should be using this way more often here. i think i forgot to shout out matt skaggs. thanks very much for the resub by the way. that was a little while ago though. so i got a new item. what'd you get? i was hoping hoping oh my god. i just walked out of the deal with the devil room without going in it. ooh. i've done that. i've done that my life before. i was hoping that one of you could inform me what it does. it is black powder and i leave black powder on the ground when i walk. make a circle. okay. Search ↗
781.340 i don't let you figure it out. yeah, okay. that's i've given you the keys of the car and i gotta drive that was making a car out of it it's an oval it has to be a circle. oh, they wouldn't do that make me make like a perfect circle dude make it make a triangle i think we're on the same line of thought there. yo this item is sweet. i'm in oh Search ↗
841.320 sorry guys, i'm trying to dodge here. okay, i gotta work on my dodging. my chat's like, take damage, you're eve! and i'm like, no! you burned that damage off me. we don't just get the damage guys. oh, that's a golden bomb. those are pretty sweet. oh, now i get the other upside down blood tier. other upside oh anemic, yeah. yeah. the one that i thought the other one was. Search ↗
1165.000 oh yeah, i'm dead. alright, that was a fun run. i outlived the egg! it's true. it's true. alright. there's a chance i could be dead in about three more seconds though, so... alright. well, take your time, because i would like you to provide me with a seed when you're done. but if your run is going well, i will just create my own seed and then use it. i made it through that wave, so i'm now at a break point, which means you should probably go on. alright, i will make my own eve greed mode. Search ↗
1358.180 like you saw yeah, 40 years later. let's deal after birth updates coming into the 2100s spooky story three spooky five me all it says on his tombstone is 109 and then one day it just says four wouldn't that freak people out like the edging on the stone just changes by itself. yeah, i Search ↗
2082.520 what's pardon me? oh, you lose it if you get hit. weird. that's peculiar. mmm. alright. i'm not 100% for this anymore. thank you for the $5.69 a non emus. what's up, man? oh, you need full red hearts to make it work? that's like the exact opposite of what i want on this run. oh my gosh. this run just got juicy. open all the gold chests. Search ↗
2407.160 where are you guys at in your runs right now? should i wait for you or? i'm on the wound so you might just want to start your own i guess. i'm far gone. i don't even know where i am. no worries. i'm in the basement. chat, who do you want me to play as? i want to do more greed mode runs so pick a dude i don't have it for yet. gotta get that machine up. oh, i could do lilith really easily actually. she's been nerfed man. oh. Search ↗
2434.880 maybe not then well she hasn't been nerfed necessarily. no the charges changed from two to four i believe it's two to four yeah, i don't know what are your feelings on lilith from like a non greed mode perspective? i like her all right. i got no problems with her well. that's just fun to me i i find her Search ↗
3163.220 crazy transformation? which one is it? i've had mushroom, i've had kazoo meal. it's a familiar transformation? i don't wanna know which one it is. oh, i know which one it is. yeah. i haven't gotten it, but i heard about it. i got it yesterday, and tyrone the city was proud of me. like, aww, yes. thanks, daddy tyrone. thanks for the content. there's only one daddy here. pardon me? alright, i didn't say anything. roll it! tattoo a picture of edmund's balls on your balls. Search ↗
3942.660 died in a hang gliding accident. what an idiot. oh, honey. i'm flying take a picture. i'm dead that's uh wedding crashers. that's my impression of will ferrell from wedding crashers. oh, yeah, i can see forever. yeah, that'll be helpful make sure to pick up the mind. it's opie in greed mode rebirth got cancelled. oops. i didn't mean to do that one all right, not looking too positive on the end of this run now. yeah, i feel you man. let me out Search ↗
3981.540 you oh baby, did i win? okay, why not lasers? why not get another familiar and now i feel like i'd rather have more damage than more familiars cuz like a second demon baby. i don't know what that really does for me. maybe i'm mistaken though. this is not really the second baby you care about it's like the 500 also, i was pretty pissed off that i just picked up tech 2 on lilith and i Search ↗
4022.140 doesn't give my incubuses laser tears. gg. just makes them shitty. like, really, really shitty. oh, i didn't mean to step on that. fuck this. i just lost like seven lives to one room. breakfast? why? why do you do this breakfast? they're not giving me a fetus, that's for sure. i'll settle for brimstone. brimstone, i'm assuming, does work with incubodes. oh yeah. okay. Search ↗
4506.740 it just arbitrarily seemed to spawn a bunch of troll bombs that killed everything on the screen. that might just be one cave. like there is a wave that's just full of them. right, yeah. could have been that. but it could have been that as well. why'd you ditch box of friends? because people said they wanted me to d4. as lilith, i don't know man. broke after four that time! no! it's like five minutes of work and four cents. it's like a dollar an hour. Search ↗
4706.600 i'm with you on that like i'm waiting for the dream to happen. ooh new angel item what's this all about circle of protection protect me from myself? i've seen it, but uh looks cool. i don't know what it does. my eyes i'm sorry guys. i have to do this is this not what you're here for at this point right? Search ↗
4742.360 i had a lost run that went up on youtube the other day. people were torn about whether or not they should be mad at me or happy. because i had like a really good lost run and then i got a one dice room on the depths. and i was like, who would ever do that? and then i did it. and i got like dr. fetus my reflection and just killed myself instantly. alright, well, you know. i can understand your frustrations. Search ↗
4948.160 tell me more about how you don't give a fuck, josh, while you send me messages about how many fucks you give. methinks the jsmith doc pretends too much. it broke after two now. oh my god. i wonder if like, you can charge your run up with luck to put more coins in, but every time you do, it starts cutting it by half or something. like, i don't know, there's something weird going on here. my machine keeps breaking, tyrone. tyrone! Search ↗
5305.400 i like when you buy two cents for five cents. i really like the value proposition what's going on with the knife i have the mom transformation so it drags behind me that's why it's sort of just flaccid just kind of hanging out. hmm when nolan turn australian yo christopher nolan's australian dog, oh Search ↗
5754.560 nick will fall out right now. i'm almost gonna skip that time. skip next time. change the time on your pc's clock. i don't think that's how they would do it. we've gone too far. i had people donating to tell me to do that. alright, we'll skip this time. juice me up. juice me up. that's not what i want. that's not what i want. what the fuck, man? this guy's gonna result in my death! Search ↗
5911.700 i'm gonna set logs on fire and throw them in the street. it's a very different reaction than i'm used to. oddly specific. i like it though. ooh, crawlspace. well we have to go check our greed machine now guys. has anyone gotten a black market yet in greed mode? i have not. man, a black market? yeah, i just bought myself through the wall. that makes sense. oh you can still do that, okay. do you want to teach me that trick? i asked him several times. Search ↗
6101.100 okay, you guys want me to random or i could do a seated greed mode run with these guys, but i don't know if we can donate to the machine on the seated one. yeah, why don't you, because i just finished my run and beat ultra greed, so why don't you start a run and give me your seed? if you can give me less than a minute, i'll be with you on that. there you go. well, i'm gonna run some ads. kobol, you can feel free to start if you want to, i think. Search ↗
6688.900 it's fun to play now. that's good. before i was just like, oh this is good but it's for casual players. so i was like, you know, it's a great way to introduction to the game. cause i would just get an iv bag every time or a bloody penny or whatever. yeah, i kind of didn't like the play style at first cause i just, i was like my strength on the run is directly proportional to the amount of time i'm willing to spend hitting space with this iv bag. but i like to go fast. didn't interest me that much. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

23.460 nick why don't you provide me with a seed? yeah, michael al fox may join us. you wanna do something weird and play a challenge with me? no, because youtube will be very mad if i do a challenge not on the youtube file. don't do everything they tell you to do, they're stupid. they pretty much pay every single one of them. they're still stupid. uh, let's see... maggie on greed mode? uh, i don't want to be like... Search ↗
51.080 alright, what can i say? maybe we could do like hard mode, we did three hours of green mode yesterday. well, i mean i want to unlock things, but let's try something then that i can still do about isaac on hard mode. there's a thing. isaac? you have stuff to do, isaac on hard mode? i haven't done hush yet. that's fair. i mean, i don't want to unlock anything, so this is perfect by me. provide me with a seed at your endeavor, at your leisure. kets, k e t s, for show. Search ↗
343.440 no question there at all. i am, uh, i will not do this, but i wish you luck on your endeavor. bear thinks he can beat me, he can't. are you gonna race? no, i'm just gonna beat him though. so you guys are just gonna have like a casual bike ride through the whole map? yeah. alright. i can't pretend that, uh, Search ↗
464.880 really? you wanted to take firemind that badly? i didn't take firemind at all. what are you doing on your run, mister? i'm gonna try it out. we'll see how this goes. you're gonna take firemind over what? over nothing. it's either take it or don't take it. what happened here? the boss room, it put me in the middle, and now there's rocks surrounding the whole thing and i can't leave if i wanted to. correct, yes. Search ↗
714.920 no, probably not. although it depends like all other things being equal it would probably pay for itself by giving you an eternal heart at some point but i didn't want to put myself in too low of an hp position. nick there are two shoots. i saw that too i don't know why there's two shoots. where is it trying to take me? where do you think there's some kind of like 109 j going on with that? yeah, there's always 109 shoot if i've learned anything which is debatable in and of itself. Search ↗
746.580 supposedly it only takes about 20 minutes to cycle the map. that is actually... now we've come around on the other side of it, and i hope that's not true because that would make your night kind of a bust maybe. busting makes me feel good, so i'm probably into it anyway. you could cycle it multiple times. well we're gonna go around it, not just across it, so it's gonna be a bit longer than you thought. oh you're gonna do the circumference? yeah yeah. good god. we wanna see the coastline, experience the shore and the windy mountains and things. Search ↗
805.720 so literally cover the whole map, right? so... no, but then you gotta find another bicycle and then get back to where you were. it breaks up the flow a little bit, i think. can you just have a bicycle on your phone that you can pick up? you know, like the way you can pick up a car? oh, that's a good point. i didn't think about that. maybe. hey, you know, james, meet me here with my bike, man! meet me here with my huffy! yeah, a huffy would probably be helpful. when he shows up, you just go, i mean, like, there's no space for you on this bike. what'd you think was gonna happen? you know, this is a one seater, man. Search ↗
944.220 i'm gonna be thinking about that for like a year now actually. please do, yeah, take your time. chat, what are you mad about? you want me to take the cancer trinket instead of the bouncy trinket? well, alright. but when people get mad about it, i'm gonna tell them the names of everybody who wanted me to take this. it's gonna take a long time, it's gonna be a real damper on the rest of my evening to be honest with you. what the hell? what's up? this... what? this room is broken! Search ↗
976.580 two buttons full of spikes you hit the two buttons and the spikes stay up permanently mmm. that's not how that's supposed to work. yeah, they're up and now i have to take damage a bunch of times. i think i have to go through this room more than once that's um the spikes are supposed to stay here on those spikes are supposed to go down. oh, they don't hurt me they're like the fucking super metroid spikes when you get the gravity suit all right. that's cool tyrone trolling me again Search ↗
1009.180 it's the 110th time he's done that. they're not actually there, you can walk through the spikes. there you go. very tricky. confirmed. they're saying it like that's common knowledge that i should know the spikes aren't there. dude, the game's been out for four days, nick! how do you not know this? it's really weird. i'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? oh man, i should have used this on the last floor. that's okay. Search ↗
1249.340 i don't know. i guess my ceilings are lower than yours. i never need to use a ladder for that. you can stand on a chair or something instead. yeah. you can get out a little step ladder. i actually feel safer on the chair even if it's got wheels. i know that makes no sense. okay, that is like super not right. i know. it's just in my head. it's not rational. you should not use a wheeled chair as a ladder. that's like... it doesn't bother me. i never had an accident falling off one. that doesn't mean... Search ↗
1339.280 i'm the world's smartest man. i was like if i do this, runebag's gonna hook me up baby. and it did. feels like an insult calling somebody a real runebag. i don't know man, in a lot of nordic cultures it's the highest compliment you could possibly pay somebody. you just pull a mjolnir. every morning man. it's one of the 10 things every successful person does before breakfast. knowledge! you wake up, pull a mjolnir, have 8 or 9 business meetings and then just get on with the rest of your day. Search ↗
1380.340 it's not about him crucial boss rush points. no, i don't i don't play by the fucking boss rush rules oh, sorry, the the daily challenge rules for non daily challenges. i play these runs to escape from the daily challenge you know constructs. well, that was weird. i know a roofer who used a ladder that doesn't surprise me isn't that like kind of like step one is they're not like getting on the roof. oh Search ↗
1730.300 actually, it didn't do the thing where it flashes them on the screen and tricks tricks yet. i never heard of penny tears is that a new thing there? yeah, there is a tear transformation like it what changes your tear effect it's actually really good, but also incredibly visually arresting in you know sounds good oh, no, like they they flash and like pop and stuff like that even more so than like multi dimensional baby it makes me feel like this is really bad for people who are photosensitive. oh Search ↗
1761.680 i feel like there should be a toggle somewhere that's like, here's one for colorblind mode and here's one for photosensitivity. you guys need to be okay again. so i was thinking for the womb, the creep on the womb floor is like nearly indecipherable for people who don't have any colorblindness. for the people who do, it seems like no, that's just not a thing. game's throwing health at me all of a sudden. what the hell is that? it looks like a shark's fin. shark's fin. is it a trinket? Search ↗
1795.800 it's just an item pedestal. it's like a silver, flat looking, kinda like a wedge with a paperclip stuck in it. i can't join you on this. chad, tell me what those items are and if i should take one. robc0150, 4 months in a row, thank you! don't even get me started on these freaking bloops. i'm all blooped out. oh, that's a diaper? that does not look like a diaper. the diaper's so small compared to the size of the pin. that's what threw me off there. Search ↗
2037.340 yeah, i mean i if i were you i would probably recommend not fighting hush but you know i have a way worse run than you do yeah, it's very true. yeah doesn't that actually like help yeah, it might help you against hush right if i live that long oh, i'm not even gonna make it there in time never mind is no no going to us for me i'm on one with 28 minutes, so Search ↗
2777.220 okay, this run is now. it's removed me from my salt crust. there are real dreams on this run. and i'll f that item. this item is great. great for flavor at least. you know, it's like a seasoning. you wouldn't want to eat a whole, you know, a whole pound of garlic salt, but you throw a little bit in your chili and you're gonna be proportionally pleased, i think. you're that excited about marked? yeah, man. it's pretty good. you never have to worry about firing again. you just aim. Search ↗
3102.080 please tell me that that is about anal sex. mud shovel? it's like a spinal tap song. that's a bit uncomfortable to call it that, but yeah. fucking mud shovel. yeah, i was down with stained from their first album, and then i didn't like them after that. they were huge! fred durst put them on the map, man. yeah, that's why i knew about them. i'm on the outside, i'm looking in. they were on the family values tour, i think. Search ↗
4057.080 alright, i re rolled again. it was a good run, but it had to go. it had served its time. whoa, this is the boss room already? what? i went through two rooms. what are these? this tear effect is really cool. like not the random shooting, but like the occasionally super glowing tears. i like that a lot. got me revenge on mr. fred. yeah, i don't like that guy. oh, it's dead eye. that's cool. i'll enjoy that for about 15 seconds until we re roll it again. Search ↗
4136.020 wish i didn't it's alright. it's alright happens. you already helped me cheat a little bit so um yeah i don't know why i thought i'd be able to see the items in the shop when i couldn't see the other items but uh one of them is the compass ooh soul hearts and goat head he's cool. oh weird on sues that doesn't help at all. what's this right now? okay, shooting fingernails. that's all right. i like fingernails. yeah, i think it's an okay item oh Search ↗
4181.600 little displeased that i had the tumor transformation along with it, but no that was gonna happen regardless. what's going on with that? you see that fingernail? it's like a sticky bomb shot or something if i'm about to die, i'm gonna jam on this d4 and hopefully come out the other side smiling that's the secret otherworldly baby's helping me out a little bit. i do have i got donkey kong tears man. these are like bananas Search ↗
4298.580 that's a lot of shots. alright, i've been hit two more times. oh, my vampire's saving me though. i got hit like ten times on the start of that room. that's no good at all. i also have pyros, so that's helping out too a little bit. i guess we could like fight megasade. did you get a second key piece or dad's key? yeah, somehow. i don't remember doing it, but apparently it happened. oh, that would be so good if i could get both of those done. you best not re roll. look, i'm gonna level with you. i'm gonna be re ruling. Search ↗
4757.220 i might have a fox right now actually, i think he's gotten home a few minutes ago. he's on skype? yeah. mm. i like that guy. oh, there's a nice little picture of poutine as well. yeah, it always makes me hungry whenever i see that. mm hmm! uh, hello. hi there! oh wait, there we go. mm hmm. can you hear us? yeah, yeah, yeah. hi. hello. how you doin'? it's h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h Search ↗
4829.780 what happened on the subway? elbows or something? just slowness. they've been doing a lot of track upgrades and stuff lately. so they have to run at a fairly reduced speed. i respect it, but it's also frustrating at some times. yeah. they don't want to snap everybody's neck simultaneously, i guess. wow. i'll do that for them if they want. there you go. it's easy money. he beat me. that was rebirth? Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

502.420 so the mud flap is actually like a selfless gesture. right, that's why you put the hot babe on it, right? so they're like, oh shit man. oh yeah, this guy's protecting me and giving me something for the spank bank. both, yeah, this guy and me both like hot babes. that's the dude i can relate to. Search ↗
549.880 oh, i got that too! i don't think there's any mushrooms i won't like. i'll probably think of a couple. i don't like any mushrooms on my pizza. whaaaat? yeah, i'm not for that either. i'm not about that. yeah. mushrooms to me, they just taste like dirt. Search ↗
701.320 you threatened that your girlfriend's a better isaac player than you? she's probably a better isaac player than i am. aw, i died! i got poofed on. aw, sorry, gosh. i just gotta restart. do i restart on that same seed? i mean, you can... no, i didn't. you should probably not do that seed if you want to unlock stuff, but... okay. oh yeah, that's right. consistency's sake, nick and i can stick this one out, i think. alright, new seed. m0cql1aj. superpride, hook me up, man. Search ↗
730.160 oh, you hooked me up man! 9 lives. biglyke's 9 lives now. just in time because i had a half a freaking spirit heart left. it's lion's law 3.14. if you're playing as blue baby you will always fight little chad on your run. we know it is written and such it is law. Search ↗
877.600 nothing you want to get here with the class. yeah call back to the old heat situation. oh, i see. yeah well, i mean you'd if you'd watched it with subtitles on you might have enjoyed it more. it's possible yes, but you know if having subtitles on keeps me from asking someone or someone from asking me you know what would they just say first said yeah, then i'll just be like that's like a win win right there that is actually really convenient. i never thought about it like that. oh Search ↗
935.980 i've never vocalized that interaction before, but i've totally had it about a dozen times, like, every day. yeah, it's common. what about, like, you know, someone asks you, like, forget what someone said or you don't know what someone said, and then they repeat it, and you didn't hear them the second time? oh yeah. and then you're just like, ahhh! you just, like, give them the up nod or something. it's the worst awkward feeling going, please let them not call me on what i just said. Search ↗
965.660 and then they like get away with this then they go like oh, so what do you think and you're like ah fuck? all right, sorry. what'd you say and then you're like shit? they're judging me because i didn't add i didn't hear what i said, but i tried to pretend. it's the worst feeling that's there should be real life subtitles man agreed. we get our google glasses on maybe come on mark zuckerberg. oh Search ↗
1068.500 it's even, well i did it, but it looks impossible to do on half a heart. i died too. i've died three times now. on the same seed? i have also died once, but uh... yeah, same seed. same seed. i'm sorry i got that seed for you guys. hey, it's not that bad! you know, the nine lives pickup means that death is not the end. oh! i thought you guys died like me. no. i've actually never lost an isaac run. ever? despite the fact that on this account right now i have a minus 21 streak. hmm. Search ↗
1246.360 like you have to tell me that you're gonna fight me if i spoil after how our chat was going down. come on now oh, there's the fruit cake. apparently it was pretty intense people are still heated up over it at the end of undertale. would you say that you could stay awake just to hear you breathing? could you close your eyes and thank god we're together i could do those things would i know probably not i Search ↗
1358.700 weird they also use like your voice data. i think to market to you sometimes. that's cool. i don't use it by that that's that's some science fiction level shit that i'm not quite it just seems really odd how many times they've offered me an ad based on what i was just talking about maybe it is just an accident but no it's because you're probably like google searching it at the same time to figure out stuff to talk about oh Search ↗
1381.520 but hey you ever see one of those you know inflatable cat inflatable catamarans and then you know rob like google's inflatable catamarans, and then it shows up in your skype ads. that makes sense to me. i want an inflatable katamari. that's way more sensible than some dude at microsoft hq listening in on the conversation being like alright put the inflatable catamaran in. what do they need a dude anymore? they freaking got siri for that. i don't buy it. actually, it's cortana. yeah, it's cortana. you know. Search ↗
1438.720 so far i'm trying to beat the the lamb and blue baby test things on all of them. nick you are 100% correct skype does it to you i spoke to someone about flying to london never googled it in five seconds later skype ad changes the cheap flights to london. i don't buy this anecdotal bullshit ever. i need a scientific journal someone with j store access look this up. well i wasn't necessarily trying to convince you i just feel better knowing that it's not just me that feels like that's a thing. Search ↗
1558.940 there's a huge difference between living forever and retaining your youth by the way. yeah, but i'm just saying what if? that's not what the question said. so why don't you get off on some weird technicality? i get off on weird technicalities on a regular basis. yeah, that's just... god dammit. beat me to it. is there not just like a, like a slash on ban you can do to on ban everybody? i don't know. for like everybody at once? no, i mean, i was just typing them in one at a time. you do type them in one at a time?! Search ↗
1675.100 the revert is a good thing. did they start... oh, was it manuals in tony hawk pro skater 3 and then revert in 4 or was that... no, manuals in 2. 2. revert in 3. revert in 3 and then 4 was flatland tricks. no way! yeah, man. pretty sure that's right. it took them that long to do flatland tricks? yeah, then you could string them all together and get like an enormous combo multiplier. you could also see me ride out on the sunset on your color tv screen. Search ↗
2257.720 you wouldn't tell me i'd be laughing at a dead person. i'm not laughing at a dead person. i'm laughing at how he died that's two different things. yeah, how he mandel died. no, he's still alive because he washes his hands 30 times a day mmm. yes, or yeah, i'm a guaranteed that's why i do it explosive diarrhea isn't necessarily a good pill i don't know why they had on it. it's like it's okay. oh Search ↗
3340.600 they were like, do you have any requests? and he's like, yeah, no claymation ever. he's all shit. miyazaki is like... yeah, they're not gonna say no to miyazaki, you know? yeah, it's pretty jerky, but i guess, you know, you are miyazaki, so... yeah, like dried meat. and every movie that's animated from now on will have minions in it. miyazaki loves me. everyone does. i demand... macaroni pictures. yeah? yeah. yeah, yeah, i gotcha. i remember. south park. Search ↗
3372.720 that's from the television show south park. i've been catching up on that. it was a pretty good season actually. you guys were right. i'm not watching it, i don't know. no, you guys like chat. they told me to watch it. chat is used guys. they have pc principal now. he's really big in the whole pc thing. not personal computer either. it's pretty funny. check him out. Search ↗
3402.600 well, finally someone's advertising for south park. maybe the show can finally get off the ground. which one's the deps? do i still have it? like, i'm on deps 2? yeah, you're gonna find mom. is that momland? it's momland. alright. so should i just donate, like, all my money? i mean, that's up to you. is that a normal thing? is that what people do? in this economy? i'm gonna do it. you can't stop me. piece of shit. thank you macros86 for the 27 months in a row! Search ↗
3548.540 hit me with your bomb, baby. one more time, i don't give a shit. come on with your grundle, you don't find fair! i'm definitely not gonna lose on this run. this is my last life. i lost. you're on the chest? yeah. it's like a literal possibility to win. it's a long way to go. i wouldn't get your hopes up for a win here. Search ↗
3610.120 to start a new run. this is uh, do you wanna just like uh, you could just go to duck game. yeah, i gotta, let me just quit out of this. alright sweet, i'm gonna go get some water, we're gonna play some duck games. oh you know what, i have this whole fucking cup of coffee and i just haven't been sippin' on it. see ya in three minutes. mmm, see ya in three minutes. i love how nl miraculously died in time for the right section. and then you give me a winky face? Search ↗
3682.660 yeah, it was a lot of fun. me and bear are probably gonna ride bikes again later. not tonight, but eventually. you're gonna bike around again? you guys can ride bikes with us too if you want. you're welcome to. i appreciate the help. it was just like nice casual hangout time and then we got some random crap that kind of came up and made it funny too, so it was like win win. what are you talking about? me and bear, we did like a trip in gta 5 on bikes around the whole world. how was it? it was really fun. Search ↗
3849.500 just also could be but thanks new spire for the info. did you guys hear about that new app called rumbler? yeah, someone just mentioned it. yeah, what's up with it? are you going to sign up for rumbler? it's like tinder, but for fighting. yeah, you just the the promo images they have for it are so good like the text is like hey, bitch i don't like your face want to throw down and then the dude's like it's on meet me in the parking lot behind the deli and i was like Search ↗
3876.320 i was like, man, out of all that, all i could think of was like, that poor deli owner. he's gonna be like, he's gonna be liable for this. i was telling nick, i was like, man, i really hope that there's like a spectator version to this. because i want to see people rumblering each other. dude, i would watch rumbler fiends all day. like tell me when someone's gonna rumbler, because i'm gonna periscope it. yeah, periscope that shit on your rumbler. Search ↗
4027.340 dracula fetus you get an invite you look good in way. i like the revolving cast of whoever's around i'm just sending him out man. i think people don't realize like how he gets how higher duck game skills are now. we're doing like we're on high. we are i wish man it's not me. i like a piece of poop above your head. now. are you nick has a piece of poop above his head? i should invite a klyfish. they'd probably like to play with us. he's playing fish. oh Search ↗
4198.380 where am i? you're in the duck bucket. you're gonna die! i didn't pull the pin, got it! jokes on you. ahh, tell me! i got a duck nugget out of you. how will it end? how will it end? that's how. holy shit, ryan is on point today. wow! you took it off your head. that armor is not good. oh my god. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

126.360 so we're all in different worlds now. it only took 30 seconds. thanks very much to madobob16 for the 13 months in a row, welcome to the quarry! starting off strong. eagerly await a couple of months from now when we all have all the content hopefully and then we don't have to deal with this but at the same time this is kind of funny. i hope it's only gonna take me a couple of months to unlock everything with the lost. yeah, i mean... it'll depend on if the chaos card gets patched or not. Search ↗
157.780 oh, does it not work to beat hush anymore or ulta green? well, i think it does now, but i think people are speculating that it might end up going that way because they've been kind of getting rid of a lot of things that make it easier. oh man, that would be so disappointing. that's what i'm hoping for. we'll let cobalt weigh on this because he might know more than me. Search ↗
528.180 coins. every room is a coin. oh, pay to play? pay to play, yeah. pay to play, i found it fun. i thought it was probably the most creative one. i think i enjoyed that one the most, even though it was a little frustrating. i made some serious mistakes on that one, but i realized it like halfway through because i was trying to give money to the blood bank, not realizing, hey, it's taking money from me. i'm actually losing a coin like every couple of hits. yeah. so once i figured that out, i was like, okay, we just got to keep the coins then. Search ↗
1183.400 it's amazing. what is the host, dude? does that guard me from bombs? i don't know. guys, i still don't know what this item does. yeah, it's explosion damage. doesn't hurt you anymore. yeah. okay, well that's pretty freaking sweet. yeah, it's not bad. take that. i kept waiting for it to pop up the first time i found it. yeah, same here. i was like, okay, you know, we've had our fun, but when does this shit pop up? i'm ready. it's like those little tentacles that never do anything, but you expect them to. but holding still pays, man. like, come on. Search ↗
1265.760 all those items that you can pick up, like you can dump them into your junk file and it automatically goes towards whatever you want to build on your base. so it gives them a good use and the mod system for the weapon seems really cool. so... okay, so my little host head did just pop up. what? what? it actually popped up and it blocked a regular tier from hitting me. i have never seen that play. wow! that was insane. i wonder if they patched that in because i had never seen that even once. Search ↗
1293.960 i've never seen that either and it just went bloop on my little head and i blocked a tear from hitting me. that was amazing. well that's exciting. see there are still new things to find out in isaac sometimes. yeah when it blocks tears like infamy. oh. even a week after launch we can still learn new things. luke says it happens really rarely. rarely huh? maybe it's tied to luchstad or something. could be, they like to do that every now and then these days i feel like. Search ↗
1395.740 i've yeah, i've kind of like just accepted. it's gonna happen yeah, that's what i have done with back seating on anything, but isaac i'm like if it's nothing new if it's like a strategy game i just want to get good get up to the current curve like bring it on bring the tips on yeah the game i was like an hour in i think somebody spoiled like the most major plot point in the game for me and did they made a name on twitch to to yep, wow what a jerk yeah Search ↗
1765.720 i don't even know what's happening on this one. oh, it's still ludo, okay. yeah, no, that was definitely the worst of the items that, or the worst of the rerolls that showed up for me. i just found a d100. i'm doing it. welcome to the club. hope you don't get soy milk in this garbage. oh, it's real bad, what i just got, but we got a battery right here. okay, let's tearpads. this one's pretty terrible too. dang. ooh, weird. Search ↗
2397.980 okay, if that's the case then it's all good. i need if they're gonna keep making past changes like this i need a freaking change log man because the game just came out and there's already so much new stuff like give me a freaking change log. i think everyone should give change logs for everything so tired of that on my phone. it's like oh twitter is updated. what's new new changes have been added. oh fuck they killed my stars. yeah, i Search ↗
3154.800 and they can like, flop back on the ground? in the second secret room there were two yera runes, and a bunch of blank runes, so i tried to like, yera the chest twice and then uh, blanket, but it didn't work. i've gotta forget me now. i didn't forget about the teleport, i just decided it was too much trouble to find the secret room, so i just used the uh, forget me now. Search ↗
3178.420 are you done, cobo? i'm gonna forget me now and then kill the boss one more time and then... yeah, that's what i'm on to. you guys do that and i will hang out. have a nice little jer rune for it. it's just proof that the d100 is the best, man. depends how long you have. sometimes you get it at the last minute and not so good then. chat, you don't want me to do the speed challenge? because if i show you my challenges, tab, you're gonna be mad. Search ↗
3214.480 nice, artex. rr gera! de erra! plus, it will not take kobold and nick, uh, 10 minutes or 16 minutes to beat, uh, their chest. one floor here. i think. yeah. or one shotting everything. i got spacebar items. must be because i have all the passives or something on me. yeah. no, you should be careful now. because... i i mean, i lost it because i gave away my... forget... or my d100 for the forget me now. so... Search ↗
3431.220 chad, are you seeing this fucking greed run i just started? what do you mean you just started a greed run? i was just waiting for kobol to be done, but i didn't... not planning on beating it. i had a freaking nail in mom's knife, and then like a dime drops. i'm almost there, this has got to be the right way. yep, here it is. hacker sean says, i'm an obnoxious internet troll and you suck at this game. which would make me angry if it a, wasn't self aware, and b, named after a dope ass german beer, i think. Search ↗
3542.160 thank you very much zander dota for the $5 donation. nick, i missed you. the egg only diet was killing me. please never leave again. also play dota for free bugattis. yeah, you gotta get those free bugattis. oh, hey! dota has bugattis in it now? yeah, oh dude, it's had bugattis for like years. where the hell have i been? i know, you've been missing out on all the bugattis. bugatti, panzarate, john gotti. mm hmm. i'm a chump. Search ↗
3648.680 i don't know that! wow! that sounds like some kind of kinky sex thing to me. yeah, that's what i heard too. i really like strong flavors and she's like, yeah, i bet if i fed you garbage you'd love it. what are you talking about? no, i'd be paranoid my wife's gonna feed me garbage just like a joke sometime. that's the best insult i've ever heard. i still think, i don't think that was an insult. i think there was something that she was trying to tell you. i didn't drink my garbage juice into your mouth. save on the grocery bill if you can just eat the food twice. Search ↗
3690.780 wait hold on a second lie on me but we gotta go back a second to eat your food twice that would mean that you would have to either regurgitate or shit the food into your trash is that well that you do it you should hear trash no water bill lately i would just shit on a plate Search ↗
3741.180 cobalt hold on. i'm okay. i almost got it. yeah, probably. i was trying to see who i needed invite again. it's possible what rob i'm gonna smoke you i will smoke me out i'm gonna roll you up into a dutch master, and then i'm going to i'm going to smoke you dutch master mm hmm that sounds weird yeah, it is back Search ↗
4776.680 just throw it away, just throw it away. oh no, no, i'm your friend. what? oh okay, i guess it's the spinning platform. i see how it is. good try on that barrel though, i did not see that coming. that was so close! that would have hit me. spray k. spray k versus sniper rifle versus pistol versus magma. Search ↗
4900.560 i don't think they were loose, i think they just like to dance in freaking private clubs, rob. hey, you probably have to be pretty loose to dance, you don't want to be all stiff, do you? alright, that's fair. kate, you wanna be my hero? you wanna be my hero, baby! baby! wow! give me some sparkly hi! she dodged that. what?! my maps are not on the workshop yet, but i will upload them when i get a pack of ten. i'm pretty close, i think i got seven now. i got a pack of ten at you. Search ↗
5007.860 i only got the one drop. yeah, when they say come on feel the noise girls roll fuck me alright congrats. i'm feel the noise girls rock your boys. what do they mean by rock your boys? i believe that means to have sexual ever time was richard still streaming. holy shit this is not normally his time. it's crazy. thank you guys for the raid. oh Search ↗
5031.300 this isn't how i go! oh no! aww yeah! hold on to that little duck! i am a bale of metal! come on, feel the noise! fuck me! girls, sex your toys! you took my box you jerk! you took my bananas you asshole! no! he sorted me off! Search ↗
5192.180 i just looped right on that. that happens a lot actually. my whole idea was just go up so we can't see the trajectory of the grenade launcher. i hate this level just for the record. yeah, i actually really don't like this level. i wish i could get rid of it. it's not mine. i'm coming for you. no, you burned me! burned everyone. what? shit. we got to play this thanksgiving guys. actually canadians have a different one than we do, don't they? mm hmm. Search ↗
5332.320 that was a meat. oh that's bad! okay, just lick the wind, thread the needle. don't lick the wind or thread the needle. why are you gonna lick the wind? that one was kinda close. what are those?! exactly true. no! no! no! what's your name? how did i do it?! i'm loaded up there somewhere. that was fun. oh no. i like this. oh! he got me on the jump! Search ↗
5494.880 yes. what was bullshit that i wasn't on fire? because i did. yeah, for a second you were covered in napalm and completely not on fire. whoa, where did you come from luke skywalker? fell down. he's forced to leap on me. damn it! i had the high ground. it's supposed to make me the winner. well that's not a good move for you. oh, it must have been i had ammo. almost got him. got him. john liu film right there. almost got him. Search ↗
5727.860 i don't know what happened, you like flipped the desk over and then i was standing on top of it and... what?! very confusing. i feel like you were in the same spot as me when i died. i'm not squaring off of nick up there. oh. wow, new meta. there it is. it hit me with the butt of the sword and killed me. this is the sharpest part, you gotta watch out for that. what?! that is freaking crazy! oh, you dick! yeah, come at me bro. i got full armor on. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 the piercing shot is lovely, but man, that is unlikely. what is kiss of death? cobalt told me what it was yesterday. i already forgot actually. oh, you got a different item than i did on your shop, i think. or in your item room, i think. i got common cold. oh. yeah, that is different. i think we have different unlocks, probably. i still have a lot of green mode shit to do. okay. because i've been grinding out those challenges for... Search ↗
45.640 how are you doing on this fine thursday afternoon, nick? i had a nice chuckle i watched the nintendo direct. i saw there was some internet uproar about this. what's going on? why are people mad at nintendo now? well, nobody's really that mad. i think it's just me just having a laugh a little bit. but the culmination of the whole thing was their announcement that cloud is coming to final fantasy. he's already been there, to smash brothers. ok. Search ↗
85.200 i just had a chuckle because the way they started it out gave a little bit and maybe this is me reading in too far but a little bit of a metroid vibe because it showed a bunch of stars for a while. and then they closed in on the usual smash brothers logo and i was like, oh man, could have just been a metroid announcement. yeah. yeah. one day man, one day. thank you tbaa for the wreath sub and starbright plays for the new sub as well, much appreciated. Search ↗
191.760 and then by the end they're just like screaming racial slurs at this person. well yeah, that's... it is the internet, so you know. it's the logical endpoint for any discussion. oh, this redheart damage. this redheart damage hurts me deep in my soul. thank you very much, sebastianas, for your subscription. oh god, i just went right in the mouth of madness on that. did you hit a spike? i went in for the golden chest and i hit all the spikes about three times trying to get the massive infamy out. Search ↗
660.440 did you get all this good stuff here? because i am two thirds guppy, i've got like flying, i've got huge shots. no, i think you uh... you superseded my run by getting that deal with the devil on the second floor. oh, alright. i did not get the deal with devil on the second floor. but as a result, i got the deal with devil on the third floor which gave me brimstone, so... right. it's a tough call, you know? either one could be the right selection here. well, i'm gonna be taking brimstone if i get it as well, so we'll see. right. two thirds guppy is pretty sweet. Search ↗
1337.980 that's the perfect room to do that on. without a doubt. but that was after about two hours of me grinding it and just getting to the end and then losing to mom's heart over and over again, which was really great. i just really enjoyed that a lot. oh, new thing. child leash. keep your friends close. oh, okay. keeps your familiars up against you. that's interesting. Search ↗
1370.540 in my opinion. there were quite a few things that were just instantly hitting it without me having an option. i mean the hands falling on top of you can't really do anything about that. any enemy that teleports on top of it is just like you can't do anything about it. and the accuracy of every enemy, it just amazes me. i mean i guess you're always dodging in the normal game and this thing simply just stands there and takes it. and i know that's pretty much the point but i don't feel like i'm capable of blocking the majority of that stuff even if i'm trying my best. Search ↗
1542.100 top right, okay. oh yeah, apparently the the final fight on the blue bomber challenge is hard because satan is immune to explosions or something or no yes, there's several things that are the feet are immune or something. i don't remember that sounds right to me yeah, the feet onan streak i agree onan streak is easy because of the fact that your tears do so much damage and are huge but it is difficult Search ↗
1972.400 and all forthcoming bosses will suffer my wrath. bumbo? okay, i'll try and give bumbo all the coins from now on, i promise. is this a new meme? have i discovered the bumbo meme? i think you've discovered the bumbo meme. okay. are you undiscovered the bumbo? you discovered a new meme starring bumbo. oh, is this the guy that turns into like a super beggar or something? i believe so, yes. alright, that makes sense why they want me to give him coins so bad. umm... Search ↗
2411.240 yeah, i know you like that. pardon me? double your bumbo, will the doubled one also level at the same rate as the first one if you keep feeding it? or do you have to feed them both individually? i don't know. i don't know, man. so having a little army of bumbos walking around could be kinda awesome. yeah, i mean it seems like really strong. bumbo also just keeps pooping bombs out occasionally, which is like pretty sweet because i have pyromaniac. yeah, he thinks he's helping, he might not be helping depending on the situation. Search ↗
2826.260 always. um, is there a nose and trinket in here, right? yeah, okay. alright, let's fight. bumbo, you keep giving me hp upgrades on the cheap. you can have your coins here. this run's pretty good. oh, and i started a run after having won that last run and did not have eden's blessing give me a free item, so, you know, if we were wondering about that, you don't have to wonder anymore. well, yours wasn't seeded anyway, right? yeah. so your eden's blessing should be gone regardless. yep. Search ↗
2966.940 i know nothing about it, so before everybody starts calling me an idiot, i just don't know. don't this bumbo, you little bitch? jeez. okay. i got the old polyphemus on my lost run here, that's good. oh, congrats. big fan of that item. yeah. big fan. it's pretty good. i didn't take whore of babylon chat because we're not gonna get to that level. it's just not gonna happen. we're not gonna lose enough hp to make it happen. Search ↗
3139.960 damn. you died. freaking monster landed on my head. i can tell. i was too worried about a small rock coming out of something. the telltale sound of you putting your controller down on your desk. i didn't even, i just touched the edge of it to the desk. guys, i can't make bumbo come back, i'm sorry. only on ryans does bumbo stay around past the end of his run. i'm telling you, the new secret is you get diplopia, and then eden's blessing, and eden's blessing doubles, and then you use that for your lost runs. alright, now that actually makes me curious though. Search ↗
3430.420 fighting the stain as the law seems like a bit of a dangerous proposition. yeah, that's tricky this is my first time like fighting ultra greed since the buff you like in it i don't know. i mean the coins are like, you know, they're really tanky now notice that yeah, i have no black powder seems pretty sweet against the the the doors that open though like that's doing wonders for me just keeping a circle on the ground so if they walk over to me they just die Search ↗
3925.060 he's licking my arm hair! that's gross. it's amazing that he's able to not lick your arm but just your arm hair. this is a weirdo! what a weirdo! bumbo wants to eat go gurt. have you sent me an invite, nick? i haven't figured out how that works. i tried to invite you but it just says i've invited no friends found. maybe start a lobby and we can join on him? that's what i'm doing. oh yeah, yeah, i'll try to join on him. Search ↗
3983.540 oh, yeah, i just joined on nick and now it's just searching for a new game for me. oh no. no there's rob what about oh? yeah? set up your custom match give me give me a moment these are not the people i'm looking for okay, all right you try doing the same thing. i just didn't and tell me what you do because it didn't make sense cat cat Search ↗
4073.940 why did that work differently for you? i don't know man. hooray! i also have more speedrunners available to me in your lobby for some reason. he's like, he's resting on top of my arm like he's a freaking gauntlet or something. aww. that's so cute! and then you just punch people and then their limbs break. i'll consider it. alright. alright cat, i need my arm back. i don't know if i like the new moving sounds. Search ↗
4133.600 dude, the animations on this cat are freaking me the fuck out. it's not just a real cat though, it's a dude in a cat suit. i don't know how much the stream could hear, but i could hear it quite clearly. oh, okay, so this is just a dude. yeah. yeah, you don't think a cat can race with people, right? it's okay. i look like a cat. people run really fast though. i call them mulligan on that one. what happened? i was having a conversation about noise bleed. why did you give up? i didn't give up, i got killed! Search ↗
5514.460 that's what ken does. the black ops 3 release reminded me that it's been like two years, probably almost to the day since we played call of duty ghosts on the nlss. that's like a really formative milestone in the stream's history of like finishing that segment and be like, fucking never gonna do that again. Search ↗
5589.140 but then we've had like, i think we had like 10,000 the first time we played bomb game or something like that. and chat was really nice! i was like, this is this is better. how the hell do we figure out what we're allowed to play? uh, just nothing triple a, i think. yeah. yeah, but nothing too indie either, because then they get fucking furious at me! you have to find the goldilocks balance of video games, dude. it's on you. the binding of isaac. yeah, basically. Search ↗
5645.140 even waited to force it on me too, so there was no escape i didn't think it would work actually but we put out nuclear thrown at like 11 last night instead so it's still like it's not i gotta scrap it or anything talking about when we did the three hours with kobalt and there's so many angry people in chat for some reason don't really get why i did get a lot of people reacting like well not gonna watch the nlss anymore now that is three hours of afterbirth like i Search ↗
6125.160 how's that? does 3ds, like, what? 3ds apparently does not have the technology to make ice climbers work. what technical limitation do the ice climbers have on top of the... i have no idea, but that's what sakurai said. ice climbers suck anyway. okay man, listen, ice climbers has made consistent competitive placements. yeah, whatever. you gotta show respect to the tandem. make me. place top eight, man. Search ↗
7190.220 that was my adorable little cat sound. oh, i like it. a victor, my favorite brian wilson album. wasn't bad. let's play some brawlhalla in mere moments. we're gonna run some ads. thanks for watching so far. be back soon. have you seen festival and resort or are those new? i think we've played both of those. okay. wow. excuse me. mmm. you're not excused. we went to break, though. you're not excused. come on. Search ↗
7519.120 angel is more middle name. oh, damn, you still got me with that. angel is pretty sweet. i like hanging with her. she's got an axe and a spear which are like two of my favorite weapons. they're really like, pogoing on your head. oh, disaster. oh, oh, oh, get that away from me! oh, you will never get this. Search ↗
7598.900 oh farts! oh come on! freaking served me up! batter up man! oh no, to turn on permanent names you gotta do it from the main menu. ah okay. lots. we'll do it next time. yes please, after this one i'd like to have that on. especially because we change characters all the time, it's not like duck game. and i really like that in duck game we have like our personas are now attached to a certain head. Search ↗

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