Quotes about “Old popcorn”
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and if it didn't work out for you, it's not your fault because probably you were playing with lego and you know, you're three years old, you're impressionable, your parents were like, wow, you're so good at building things. and your brain like something got cooked, right? it was like i derived pleasure from getting complimented for building things. so i'm gonna do, i'm gonna seek that feeling out for the rest of my life. probably not gonna rush for five of a kind. the temporary popcorn doesn't bother me to get a temporary popcorn. we're so cooked. what are you talking about bro? we're cruising.
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998.08
i'd have to assume that they've considered it. it's gotta be like the most american snack of all time though, right? wasn't that shit invented at like a world's fair? oh actually, in the cradle of civilization at the intersection of the tigris and euphrates, they found old popcorn ok ok! but like,
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i'm holding on to somebody and they're doing a counterplay. they were indeed the people who gave out the popcorn balls. they were old as dirt. i mean, they were like, i was seven so they were probably like 50. 50 in 1995 is like 100 now, like both mathematically and like in terms of how people age now. true. yeah, we had some popcorn balls in my neighborhood growing up.
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did you guys used to use your pillowcases as a candy bag when you were kids? no, like big zellers bags and stuff. yeah, i used to use my pillowcase. no, and i had this one year fill up a pillowcase like where it broke, but then there was this really nice lady that got me like a sweet big bag to help so i could put all my candy bags in. you know where she got that bag from? it's probably an old popcorn tin.
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668.46
i feel like stone cold steve austin every time i say something like that. i'm sorry i got so angry, guys. because northernlion said so. let's bust open this human popcorn. more like human poop corn, am i right? well, we actually don't need a heart for once. man, a brimstone would be a great upgrade right about now. i used to, like, apologize for getting brimstone or just i'd see brimstone and i wouldn't take it. now i'm just like, whatever, man. in my isaac old age, i'm gonna do whatever the hell i want.
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someone in chat says you enjoy a meal and a view. what's the problem? you are 58 years old. that's fine. there's nothing wrong with it, but you need to accept that the world is passing you by. i was telling this to chat. so i went to watch game 4 of the playoffs in a movie theater that was showing the game. so i was like, this will be fun. it's boomer pelt. it's boomer pelt. well, i'm not going to pay $500 for tickets to the game. that's insane. what if we lose? why is he watching at home? because you get popcorn, man.
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bender sang that on futurama. you go look up the wikipedia article for it and it's like, oh yeah, it's about like, uh, well, it's about slavery, apparently. i had no idea. i thought it was just a song about a guy eating some popcorn and you're like, i don't care, eat what you want. it is not about that at all. all these old songs have somewhat, um, let's call them munka esque characteristics to them.
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the first time i went to this farmer's market, there was an old man. okay, he wasn't that old in case he hears this. not that being old is a bad thing to begin with, but he was legit probably like 47. he was running a maple stand, like with maple themed stuff. there were maple candies, popcorn me? yeah, popcorn me. maple sugar, maple syrup, stuff like that. give me the toothpicks.
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oh, just making a mess and leaving it? not taking your garbage to the garbage can that they always have outside of the theater is... that's scumbag behavior in my opinion, for sure. on the other hand, opening up a garbage bag full of old popcorn when jack black says chicken jockey? kind of funny. kind of funny. so it's not my trash after i throw it at the screen?
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popcorn that they popped earlier that day and they put the little shovel into that and start shoveling the old popcorn into the bucket and you're like what kind of sham operation are you running here man? i wanted the fresh popcorn. just ask for fresh popcorn. i have social anxiety. you wouldn't understand. and cut and loop and put that on the that's that's a 72,000 view tiktok right there.
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oh, actually, in the cradle of civilization at the intersection of the tigris and euphrates, they found old popcorn. okay, okay, but like, when i think of popcorn, i think of a dude in a white hat with like a top on it with red stripes and he's wheeling around like a cart and he's wearing suspenders and stuff like that. the european mind boggles. are we in trouble? 9,000 points doesn't seem like a lot, but it also doesn't seem like we're gaining much.
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