Quotes about “Norway”
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i met enel in norway, he tugged on my pecker. this, i have some very did that happen? you should talk to the police, because you're not giving out pecker tugs then. to be fair, i was an enforcer so i didn't get to move around the show floor. that is fair, absolutely. an enforcer? you're one of those, huh? one of those people who makes the whole weekend possible. insures that if there's a fire, we live.
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josh you can speak swedish to me anytime. is that the one where malf's girlfriend was all like rumplehole? what is that? excuse me? rumplehole? she's from norway. that's it. josh you can speak swedish to me in any language. thanks man. i hope this doesn't set me on fire. it will never.
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rumplehole. rumplehole. yeah, it's like, what is it, luffhole or asshole i guess. rumplehole! that's what she says. thank you to reallyavricgreg32 for your subscription. rumplehole. rumplehole. rumplehole. my impression of josh's impression is too. yeah. you're gonna get rumplehole. oh, i blocked it at first and then i died! norway. yeah.
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more like snorway, am i right? hey o! cause they're stupid. no, that's not why. oh, i thought that was why. i was just tired of talking about norway. rumple hole though? actually though, you know what was pretty funny is, sy was ordering this food at the spanish food place and uh... it's del taco. there's this local taco place down the street.
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i... i... he said, you will never get dish. you will never get dish. fantastic. and then one day, he got it. he got it. thank you very much. something like that. and lastly, langotriel for $5.69. while we're on safety, once i was in a car going 50 miles per hour where the driver was blindfolded and the dude in the back leaned forward to steer. it was pitch black in the icy mountains of norway. holy fuck. why?
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that sounds like a death sentence. i don't get it, like... in the icy mountains of norway? come on! is it for real? like, your chances of survival are probably better if you're like addicted to heroin. than that. this is not even like this was a little bit of harmless fun. it's like you could like super what could possibly go wrong? you could crash into one of the icy mountains of norway.
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sure, yeah. it's a bit of a stretch, because the car already weighs like a ton, but you know, whatever. fun fact, norway's official tourism ads say, come and die on our mountains. oh, that's lovely. oh, hey, are we... oh, we are back from ads. sweet. hey, lin. and thank you very much, protosaber363 for the six months in a row, and anonymous for the five dollar donation. icyroadstory continued! oh, no.
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oh, it was freakin' peru. that's not very good. try another map. hey, scruffy404, 28 months, thank you very much. alright, this is norway. i'm gonna try something out here. plunk that right down the middle. there you go. 4002 points. you see two lines on the road, you know it's norway, you're never gonna find the city, it's actually in there. your spanish may be horrible, but it's not nearly as bad as your german. gracias, eine kleine nachtmusik.
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you know what i'm thinking here already. this is bc baby. could be the yukon though. could be the northwest territories. if you had put me here, i would have said norway though. if i didn't know it was canada only. okay, people are... this is a bit of a generalization, but we don't have much contextual information to go on here. a lot of people from canada and the us ride the... ride the highway north to alaska on motorcycles. so i'm thinking that perhaps we are en route to alaska here.
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i was worried you were gonna go back to london without poland's representative. hey austin. how's it going? is this a multiplayer game or... yeah man. you can play as america. america's still... i don't wanna play as america, i wanna be norway. america's still got talent. you can be norway actually. or ireland or something. norway's still... ireland's not in the game. what? never mind, ireland's in the game. okay. that's very rude. i mean there's only like 36 countries in the game.
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that's an engine. i'll take your shoes. out of respect for you guys though, i'm gonna not vote. no shoes you lose. whoa, there's ice crystals. yeah, watch out for those. that's a really shitty trap. that's how we did. i can't believe it is actual like a game that came out and the villain says why so serious. yeah, i think they could use like a cake is a lie reference also. why are you being so serious? norway has viewers. what did i say?
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chat like you can't win with them man. he's like well, that's not norway. it's like oh, it's well. it's it's i'm not like yeah, you guys $1,300 a month not 4,000 a year let's acknowledge the part of the story that you got right i
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it's true. it's true. it's true. it's sweden! yeah norway and sweden. they do like a taco tuesday in sweden. see? yeah.
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what percentage of people have days of the week designated for specific meals such as taco tuesday? yeah, pretty much all of sweden and norway. yeah, we cover that. swedes and norwegians don't get to vote on this question. that's racist. throw it. you know what? i like your guess, austin. i like your guess, but i think... 48%. exactly. i think it's just on the other side of 50.
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he's six lapi pucked is the addition. alright, we'll see you in three minutes for some... bombernauts! hey thanks for watching and thanks for being here everybody. oh there's another update queue? it probably fixes the time i can't place things. wait, maya's danish? yeah! she's a dane living in norway with a swedish pizza. no that's stupid. in her twitter profile it says that she's scandinavian.
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but denmark is not part of scandinavia, denmark is part of the nordic countries and the baltic states, but scandinavia is only norway, sweden, and the easternmost northeast top two thirds of finland, but only between december and april, as long as it's been a particularly good yule fest. you get to not talk right now. i remember the places she says she's from and then every time like i'm gonna say the wrong one, so i'm just not gonna say it.
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oh my, did you know that? you don't know the truth. sweden's got that sweet little overhanging dick that comes down with finland. and norway. that's called norway. my favorite part actually. oh, you mean the other part? well, i mean it's all part of the dick. yeah. yeah. well there's like two dicks. there's the dick on the side that's norway. and then on the other side is finland's dick. that's just what one dick looks like. rob, invite me to your game. wait, i'm... alright. yeah, rob, hurry up and invite us. rob, i've been waiting all day. create game, uh...
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norwegian dad danish mom born in denmark live in norway there maybe wait now. i saw it cleared up copenhagen woman hail sinky man
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