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mike tyson's northernlion. thank you very much for the subscription. i appreciate it. i got the crystal ball that was my item room. i'll go to magic stick crystal balls and pretty good. it's pretty good it's just it's gonna only give me cards. i know it. it's possible. yeah, what if it gives you here a font cards? oh, then you're it didn't so far. give me high priestess and it's okay. he's been paying out a lot. i'm actually gaining health now as i take damage and have a hard time
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should've re rolled it with the d10. i wish man. i that's that's my dream for the future maybe in a month anything could happen still a pretty good run northern line can we please get a new shirt soon? is there a plant in the audience? hey, what is this for you? i have launched a new a new shirt service over at district lines comm slash northernlion go over there you can see we got we got permanent merch permanent merch designed by dracula fetus. oh
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districtlines.com slash northernlion. it's a shirt service. it's a shirt service. permanent shirt. no shirt. yes shirt service. permanent shirt a roid invincibility. i wish, man. and now please don't become mathis. what, you talk about having a shirt, all of a sudden you become mathis? you should make a shirt for every video series you do. i think that'll make you mathis. yeah, that's more of a mathis play right there. i don't even think he's done that. i think it's just the one.
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oh, oh, oh welcome to the where monday october 5th edition of the northernlion live super show i as always your host northernlion is also we got my esteemed co host rock lee smile as always. i am the rock lee of the smile. hi hello, and then we've got the j smith oti as well as always. whoo monday monday
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still to this day the wednesday october 7 2015 northernlion lives over show as always i'm your host northernlion here with my esteemed co host rock lee smile mr. green man bring me a meme hi hopefully not today though and then also cobalt streak hello hello you are cobalt let's give us a seed so we can grill cobalt on his experience playing star wars battlefront mm hmm me yes yes please
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you got my hopes up for nothing! you do the northernlion subscribers super sunday show. yeah, we play fallout on that bad boy. you could play something else. yeah, if i didn't want to play fallout, which i do.
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uh oh. i'm surprised they didn't like ask for id. they're supposed to and apparently they didn't. they asked me for id which i thought was really hilarious. and this was the first time, i love telling this story because i'm super like shy about my job but they were like can you prove that you're this person and i went to like google image search and typed northernlion and then just gave them my phone and was like there you go. got two worms on the rim. yeah this is not great placement for me. uh yeah i go to all the packs, this is awesome.
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hello everybody, welcome to the northernlion live super show, the thursday october 29th, 2015 edition. i as always am your host northernlion, joined by esteemed co host rock lee smile. what is this show? what am i doing? where am i? welcome back from the emerald isle. what day is it? it's been a really long time. it's thursday october 29th, 2015. as everyone knows, this is the last thursday before halloween, which is why it's a special occasion today.
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which is not pleasant. and he kept leaning and moving around, shifting, and he had his e reader and he kept changing pages and shifting into my freaking side. and the whole time i was like, man, i feel like northernlion would have had a panic attack if this was him in this situation. i would have been pissed, yeah. put that dude on blast. i was really not happy through the whole thing. i just crumpled into the window as far as i could go, and that wasn't even enough because then of course the person in the seat in front of me had to put their seat back as far as it went to. oh, dude, that shit is like...
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thank you very much for the $5.69. thank you, captainkablooey for the $5! eluke just confirmed there is a northernlion transformation. you pick up cursed eye, tiny planet, and soymilk. oh my god, kraygasm. sweet. look forward to it. and lastly, thank you to anonymous for the $5. i defend my dissertation tomorrow, after which i will essentially be a doctor. i wanted to thank you guys for hours of entertainment you've given me over the last several years. that's fucking awesome.
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i like mr. mega, i guess. otherconnor, thank you very much for the subscription. yeah, that's been my feeling about it as well. you get it and you're like, i don't really want this but i can't do anything about it so i guess i'll be okay with it. i'll embrace that with which i cannot change. yeah, exactly. tap, shoot, the knife, it stays forward. yeah, you can actually, we called that the northernlion is a genius and fucked your mother strategy. and it's kind of taken off as a name, but if you just mash the button, it just stays
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northernlion tyrone just told you to skype him. what is it? tyrone is calling my ass right now. tyrone! tyrone! stop crank calling me, man! are you here, tyrone? i think he's giving you the silent treatment. yeah, i think it's the opposite. i think tyrone's giving me the... oh, i thought you picked him up.
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northernlion got codes, not nick. yeah, well he put it in the same area, but i'm not gonna mess with that, because they're, i guess for him.
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what are those? that's exactly right. apparently when i looked at the youtube comments for the video, people were like, in my school everybody says this all the time! and i'm like, yeah. let's kill this, it's a dog, the meme hunter, get ready. this meme doesn't stand a chance. northernlion meme destroyer, episode 1. what are those? what are those? what are those? what are those? what are those?
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can we get some cobalt eds in chat guys? i just want to see that trully little face real quick and imagine what his balls would look like below. because northernlion is ingrained into my mind at this point. you got a problem? what's up with these holy chests? they have a chance to reshot and reopen again and you can get more stuff. yeah, and they'll stop though if you get obviously a pedestal item which you can get from them too.
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i swear. if i fuck you right here. no, it's welcome to the northernlion live super show. it's the monday november 9th 2015 edition. i as always am your host northernlion, joining my esteemed co host rock lee smile. greetings. and of course we've got jason with oti as well, showering us with disrespect from all over the coasts. i didn't realize that was on. you literally left.
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2015 edition, i as always am your host northernlion, joined by my esteemed co host rock lee smile. hi everybody, hi, hi. as well as recurring wednesday guest cobaltstreak. yo, hello. we've got an action packed docket for you today. the binding of isaac afterbirth followed by duck game with some new custom levels that i'm excited to check out from ars truly. is that the proper use of ars truly? yeah, whatever, sure. yours truly is yourself, right? ars truly is like someone we know.
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i forgot, do we join now or not join yet? yeah, you can join now. okay. all three. that is actually a solid code. mm hmm. it is top notch right there. alright, so for my chat, all i have is my face cam right now. you're gonna wanna go watch northernlion for this, but you can stay in my chat if you want. we're gonna be answering silly things and i can't show you the questions or my answers because it ruins the game, but you can vote over there too and you can play along.
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oh, are you rocking like logitech g930s? yep. mm hmm. yeah, i had those too. that's neat. but they haven't broken, they work, so like, i don't know. it's, if you can... yeah, sorry. oh, that's okay. something upsetting you could say to the cable guy as he installs your television service. you'll never be as successful as jim carrey or northernlion is gonna put you out of a job.
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whoever spelled jim carrey did it properly and i appreciate that because he's a canadian prince. he's royalty. didn't you guys just vote on the new queen? fuck off. vote on the new queen. northernlion's gonna put you out of a job, one. 58 to 42. wow. i googled jim carrey and everything. you googled to figure out how to spell it? to make sure i got the last two letters right.
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sweet thanks for watching the northernlion live super show airs every monday wednesday thursday 3 to 6 p.m. pacific standard time 69 p.m. eastern standard time except for wednesdays, which is a little bit earlier. thanks to today subscribers according to move out i think some of them were missed but dick fuck the dog smasher egg. oh, yes egg i love
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like positron tweeted and was like, i forget what he was, i wouldn't say man, but what he was complaining about. tyrone was like, well that's the decision that northernlion pushed for in the final version of the game. like i didn't have access man! i couldn't give you any feedback. he's throwing you under the bus for no reason. yeah, he's just throwing me under the bus to throw me under the bus. so you know, i'm gonna throw you under the bus as well tyrone. yeah, that's reasonable. he told me today they're patching war, so that's good. i told tyrone
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yeah, and also you should marry one of the writers because you can't be compelled to testify against your wife. there you go. i don't know if that's actually true. no, it's not. it's not true at all. yet another disclaimer necessary that you should not be taking legal advice from the northernlion life summer show. well, i mean, you could just watch breaking bad and get the answer to that question. yeah. or like arrest the development.
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sweet thanks for watching the northernlion life super show every monday, wednesday, thursday 3 to 6 p.m. pacific standard time 69 p.m. eastern standard time except wednesdays which are an hour earlier according to move out today subscribers star bright plays quiet down i'm 33 that's a great name bumbo's pepperoni tts i don't know if i should say that one because we didn't decide whether or not it's racist lady grim shards man penguin underscore zero s and dads don't dirty like that dad did i think you got so much for your support of the channel much appreciated and thanks for those of you watching those of
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it's a gig and a half. okay. enjoy gary busey cave chat. oh, it's pretty good you guys are gonna love it. the buse is loose! people in my chat by the way apologize if you're totally confused right now. this is the northernlion life super show it's every monday wednesday and thursday, and i am a guest on it right now, and we're taking a break which happens every hour or so and everyone on their channels can hear me too, and they probably don't like that i'm
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i was about to host the breaking news story, northernlion reveals his political affiliations. fried chicken. my political affiliation. yeah. i'm in the golden brown state. what is this madness? it's some death. oh my god. somebody really wants to escalate this. you completely eliminated me. do you have a problem? i'm real sad. that's the problem. i can't play anymore. you can, you just gotta wait a bit. there'll be another round.
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twitch.tv slash northernlion slash chat is the number one place for min maxing restaurant orders. get the maximum amount of great food for the smallest price possible. oh, you're just gonna give him the stink face. give him the old one. oh, it's sweaty in there. with the balls on his eye patch. that's what it's there for. this is too explicit for twitch tv. some real worm on worm action right here. right here. what's that?
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that sounds like some apocalyptic event in pagan religion. yeah, i could go with that. thank you, raiders. hi, i'm bear. we're doing the northernlion life super show. i'm normally not a part of it, so this is just a false pretense for every future interaction you have with me on twitch. okay, put the fucking walking dead cards in there. yeah, man. yeah.
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