Quotes about “Normal Weekend”
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ceiling and you're like, whoa, is this normal? and they're like, shut up and just keep watching meet the fokkers. this is a heck of a race, huh? don't andy, there's no need. i can't get it. i could do it this weekend for sure. usually if she fuses like that, i just give her the cold shoulder for a minute. like if she wants to fuss, she doesn't want to eat. i'm like, fine, just sit in your high chair for like five minutes. then she comes around.
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it's not as bad as me falling over, i guess. and then what's he gonna do? he's gonna cut back this way? i tried golf irl last weekend. i gotta say it's the most boring shit ever. i mean, i personally would disagree, but i'm like not a normal person. like i enjoy being out in the sun a little bit. i enjoy light exercise. i enjoy playing a game where you can compete against other people or against yourself.
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to me, and tell me how you've approached this. i don't feel like to me, at least for this deal, that doesn't feel like the right fit just to do the sponsored stream on the weekend and then shut it down. i'm gonna do like part of a normal show and the sponsored stream just because, you know, then it gives someone who has no interest in the sponsored stream be like, oh yeah, it's still cool i get to watch dan stream on the weekend when he normally doesn't. do you always like, have you ever done a sponsored only show or stream? it really depends on the timing.
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2508.42
preach it. women be shopping, dude. i went shopping last weekend. i bought this very shirt you see me wearing right now. i have a problem with clothes though. there's a crew neck. i would describe that as a normal neck shape for a shirt. there's a v neck. i would describe that as a
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361.18
so anyway, that was pretty much like my weekend. we also went to the mall. yeah, i don't really want this, but oh wait, you know what? this is a blessing because i ruined my battery charges by turning them into bombs anyway, so we don't have to go back. we can go to our shop and see what they got. we went to the mall. this was before i knew i was sick when i felt like a normal guy so long ago. never mind, we will be walking back. we went to the mall. i enjoy the mall.
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aren't you got an adult daughter who's working for the federal government? that means you gotta be like in your mid 40s or older, like can't you just deal with it? i know how this sounds, but like can't you just, you know, push that down and have like one too many yinglings on the weekend like a normal person? like i just don't understand. they're your kids. this is what they're there for. this is, i mean, they're not just to complain, but at the same time, i think you gotta take some responsibility for your
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it was a good weekend. it was a normal weekend for you. just a normal everyday weekend that i flippin got engaged. oh, congratulations. i asked someone to marry me and they said yes. who did you ask? kristen because she's really pretty. that makes some sense. did you do it someplace special like buffalo wild wings?
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maybe we got nothing basically the way that i would probably describe that at that time we got you know two bombs for a bomb and a key, so that's pretty exciting the other thing that's weird is like for the last like four or five days. you know i've been like talking to other human beings. hey, how's it going? how's your weekend make conversation? we're normal and then now i come home and i gotta you know talk to myself and it really changes things from you know like polite discourse and
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883.54
i feel bad because like it's a lot like i need to live so i'm gonna take this. it's a lot like being a content creator online, you know, we had a very normal weekend. i took my daughter to activities. i went out to lunch with my mom dinner with my wife. we had friends over who have kids and had like a barbecue on saturday. we had a bouncy castle. kids were having fun splashing in the water. it was sunny. it was the first like hot weekend day of the year. they're going down the slide.
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and you're like, oh right, i forgot these people aren't normal. it's like when you spend your whole weekend touching grass and then you're like, i wonder what i missed on the internet? and there's a 75,000 reply quote tweet about how the phrase touching grass is ableist or something like that and you're like, oh i didn't miss too much. they said it was classist. my mistake, my mistake. i just...
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what game is he playing? is he playing genshin impact? he is an idiot and starving you from what is normal if you are married. my wife and i have been married 10 years and last weekend i took time to plan a fun date night with going to a fancy restaurant and to a magic lounge after sunday. am i the bot? because i don't know what this means. has the world left me in the dust? after going to a fancy restaurant and to a magic lounge after sunday.
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