Quotes about “Nominative determinism”
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they didn't think they didn't consider that man. how's nominative determinism going? nominative determinists always be saying some shit like, oh yeah, then how do you explain rip van winkle? does that answer your question? it'll be your coins tickets to zero to become free. that seems that seems sweet, man. i kind of like this raise clovers and bells by their base value for every three tickets you spent. we do be spending a lot of tickets.
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but nominative determinism is the idea that like your personality is kind of determined a little bit by your name or your title. and rip van winkle just sounds like a sleepy motherfucker, to be honest. so that's nominative determinists always be saying some shit like, oh, yeah, how do you explain rip van winkle then? at the end. that's it. it's gone. i spent it. i think we also want this. i think we also want that, man.
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bells are insane for us, man. clovers are even better. i see why they named the game after him. okay, doug bowser is a real argument for nominative determinism, though. there's not that many people out there named bowser. it is like i don't want to make the easy joke, but it is insane that the ceo of nintendo of america is named doug bowser, bro. that's that's crazy. he quit. literally, who cares? his name is bowser.
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copy... copy pasta. the new york times just hit copy pasta, man. you are so real! nominative determinism did save me on pharaoh ants. it couldn't be anything else. what's a copywriter? it's some shit from mad men. i think they make sure there's no spelling mistakes in the commercials or whatever. okay, indeed gets like 100 million searches a month or something. patrick mahomes, i mean he's gonna be up there. don't get me wrong.
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they didn't, they didn't consider that man. how's nominative determinism going? nominative determinists always be saying some shit like, oh yeah, then how do you explain rip van winkle? does that answer your question? can you explain the joke chat? okay, i'll explain it to you.
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but nominative determinism is the idea that like your personality is kind of determined a little bit by your name or your title. and rip van winkle just sounds like a sleepy motherfucker, to be honest. so that's nominative determinists always be saying some shit like, oh yeah, how do you explain rip van winkle then? guy who thinks garage rock is classist. oh, that's a good one. i'm stealing squeaks' bit of writing it down.
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okay, doug bowser is a real argument for nominative determinism though. there's not that many people out there named bowser. it is like i don't want to make the easy joke, but it is insane that the ceo of nintendo of america is named doug bowser, bro. that's that's crazy. fuck cars moderator, melania trump. wait, this this joke can be better. fuck cars moderator, melania can house be like i don't car do you remember that?
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i don't know. i have no idea what an army ant or a pharaoh ant is. it just seemed to fit, man. pasta cat right writer. cat right. right. i have no idea on this one. copy pasta. the new york times just hit copy pasta, man. you are so real. nominative determinism did save me on pharaoh ants. it couldn't be anything else.
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they give you 45 seconds to click one thing, huh? mm hmm. and you'd be surprised rhonda still be like, can i get an extension? jesus christ, man. we hate rhonda. well, she knows what she did. i don't know what it is. i know of multiple heads of hr named rhonda. that's crazy. what's going on with rhonda? nominative determinism. help me, rhonda, man. okay. what the fuck did i just spell?
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