Quotes about “Nobody likes you when you’re 23”
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The Northernlion Live Super Show! [May 29th, 2014] (1⧸2)
- 4263.40 you had 15 minutes to get used to that new buttons and now shut up. yeah, but i got 23 years saying this button shouldn't do this. 25 years. i was like you're only 23? that doesn't make any sense. i mean the game... once i got over the age of like 23, i just stopped aging until 30. alright. nobody likes you when you're 23. Search ↗
- 4297.04 i th that's the first thing i did when i woke up. really? that is like, among the saddest things i've ever heard in my life. eh, that's fine. i'm cool with that. it's probably not the first sad thing that you ever heard me say. but then they're like, you know, nobody likes you when you're 23, but you still act like you're in freshman year, and like freshman year of what? just freshman year. and either freshman year, i mean... Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [February 5th, 2017]
northernlion's labor theory of value - Bits and Banter [07⧸31⧸2025]
- 1492.000 after the 10th grade they're like if you want to bail on math if you know for a fact you're gonna be like a kindergarten teacher you're free you can do other stuff that you would rather be doing that is more applicable to your experience and then you could take like, you know math for normies, which is a valid stat matter a valid strat. my math peak was 23 but nobody likes you when you're 23 what the heck is gotta be a Search ↗
drive-by parenting - Bits and Banter [06⧸10⧸2026]
You gotta be flicking me (complimentary) (Flick Shot Rogues)
- 1201.220 after the 10th grade they're like if you want to bail on math if you know for a fact you're gonna be like a kindergarten teacher you're free you can do other stuff that you would rather be doing that is more applicable to your experience and then you could take like, you know math for normies, which is a valid stat matter a valid strat my math peak was 23. um, but nobody likes you when you're 23 what the heck is gotta be a Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸5⧸18]
- 9021.740 how many people are lazy? i'd say higher. i'd say lower. uh oh. you said lower. i'm probably wrong. no, no. you gotta use faster. this tree hasn't taught us then. well it was 24. you're most likely correct. damn it. damn it. what was it? 24? 24. that was really close. yeah. you're so close every time dave. what the hell? i was thinking about doing 23 and i decided to go higher. classic mistake. nobody likes you when you're 23. Search ↗