Quotes about “No one fucks like gaston”
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i'm not surprised that he got a reaction on disney cruise, because that's what you're there for. but i am kind of surprised he got the biggest reaction. when obviously the biggest reaction should be for gaston, because he fucking ripped up those songs, man. even though every time i hear it, i do hear, no one sucks like gaston, no one fucks like gaston.
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he plays, oh shit, 1668. he plays gaston's lackey in the beauty and the beast remake. just trying to think about where i'd like to go with this. we have to talk about, we should talk about kevin. we need to talk about kevin, there we go. no one fucks like gaston, no one sucks like gaston. no one turns as many men into cocks as gaston.
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i still like also every time i'm forced to interface with any disney property immediately in my head. no one sucks like gaston, no one fucks like gaston, no one turns more husbands into cucks than gaston. i'm especially good at penetrating. please fuck my wife, you gaston. like i just get the lyrics do not
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sucks like gaston, no one fucks like gaston. no one turns as many cows, men into cucks as gaston. i'm especially good at defecating. and i'm like, damn, it's like quarter after seven in the fucking morning, dude. i'm just getting a coffee. daddy, why are you laughing? nah, she's still asleep.
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no one sucks like gaston, no one fucks like gaston. no one hits the nancy reagan gluck gluck like gaston. i'm especially good at ejaculating. yeah, it gets me every time. but i'm like, i can't say that shit on the cruise because like...
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