Quotes about “No but I went”
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i donate money to charities. i will give money to the homeless on occasion. i know that doesn't, that's like, you know, not necessarily indicative of being a good person. i'm just saying i'm not ignorant of the social problems. i only donate to the red cross. i don't hand anybody money specifically because people be scamming. oh, this has a distance limit. i didn't know that. nl, i was hoping to meet you at pax prime, but no, you were a scumlord who went into hiding. that's not true. i was on the show floor all day!
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wish i had a bigger ssd actually, but i only went with like 90 gigs or something. i want it at like a terabyte. since i bought this one, the ssds have been getting a lot cheaper. there was one deal that was like a 500 gig ssd for like 80 bucks or something. that's not true. no, no, for real. there was like some deal. was that like black friday? because they're like 150 still.
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ben cain. okay. ben. uh, anywho, uh, cain, i guess, i didn't watch hell in a cell, that was the last pay per view. it was like, last sunday or two sundays ago. yeah, that sounds awful. cain had to step down as director of operations because he lost to seth rollins. oh, so he didn't... is he part of the henry rollins band? no. oh. he's part of the authority. but he went to hell?
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yeah, like, okay, seriously guys, now! i went from this run barely existing, i was like about to die, i was at a half heart, and now i think i might just not take a single hit on super greed or ultra greed. wow man, that's actually amazing. actually no, i took two hits while i said that. but that's okay. this is the ultimate breaking item, the dice shard, because it rolls everything that i've already collected, pedestal wise, and all the stuff on the ground. i've only had it once, but it seems excellent.
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oh, my program just stopped working and it crashed. oh, that's the worst! your stream program or like isaac itself? isaac. wow. i have had that happen once, but... i went in the grief chest and it broke. oh no. and i can't continue. no! hopefully that's not three hours of progress just down the drain. if i lost my freaking coins from that, i'm rioting! tyrant, you're gonna get an earful, man.
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oh my god! no, no, no! yes! no! damn it. nice going buddy. i'm outta here. that's fun. the one where you went up for the aerial and you like set it up and then as soon as you press the boost just hit the ceiling. i laughed so hard. it may be ridiculous but it's kinda fun. i think with light ball this would be hilarious. oh my god. for some like actually killer aerials.
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no, not to canada. i went from freaking united states to ireland and then back. how did you leave that beef jerky for like two weeks? what? why is that a problem? beef jerky is freaking dried, man. yeah, but i mean, why didn't you just buy a beef jerky in ireland? i mean, obviously you kind of wanted it too badly. i ate a few pieces. i ate a few pieces on the plane and i left it with me for the whole trip. and then i took it back.
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sadly there's no five room on this so i gotta go down to the caves two. actually no, i skipped past the caves two because there was a double floor. so where am i? i'm at necropolis one. that's pretty good. i think i went a whole other run and got back to where you are but that's okay. no, tammy's head, brimstone, wiggle worm is pretty dope. it creates like a nice looking like celtic knot of brimstone lasers.
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this is gonna be funny, but we played some magic on saturday and we're good hosts so i went out and got a bunch of beer and then when they showed up they brought like another 8 liters of beer. we had like 15 liters of beer that's like 45 beers. that's too much for a magic the gathering party. no it's not. you can't keep track after a while. you need to come to pittsburgh and have a magic the gathering party. we'll show you up on beers that's for sure. mike fox is gonna see.
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i don't know where you're gonna take that, but i'm glad it went there. it's called the cairn? no, we call it an inuksuk up here. i've heard it called a cairn too. a cairn stone! that's what they have in diablo, dude! cairns are like, they're the british ones. no, they're the cairn stones. you gotta like... irish or scottish? i thought you made the right order and then it opens up the... the only cairn stones i'll accept is richard cairn stones, aka television's al borland. oh, i like al borland.
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are you playing with the controller? yes. i established connection with your ship and now i'm here. oh josh look at this man. yeah, dude. how'd we? oh can you turn off the voice? whoa, whoa, whoa? can i like, post screen this game or something? wait, do you hear me when i say things? i do but then i went to voice chat enabled no and it was much easier. where's that at? oh there we go, that's better.
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well i yeah i did it and you kind of just went with it but you know hey i played no we're at the birth of a new cultural phenomenon i don't condone this behavior no no well we getting arrested it's not as necessarily a stealthy of somebody else
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catch the spit. hello, i'm bob. yes, you beautiful chat. i know, you are calm. i understand. okay! well, that's, uh... i call the hot rook of the horses. oh, okay. don't do it! i'm so greedy that i still went for it even though you're in front of me. i know, i had like a huge advantage, but... no, i deserve to be shot on that one.
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randy! rusty trombone, shit stained balls. oh shit. oh my god! that's my bad, i went to get boost because i thought you guys had offense covered, but then he... someone in my chest says, now i have turtle sex in my history. yeah, you're welcome. haha! did you enjoy the video? i hope you did. were you as uncomfortable as i am hearing that sound? no!
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but, also nick, that is bullshit though. wow, this one went like way better. okay, i could possibly do this. if this guy doesn't kill me here, i might. if i run out of gold pine resin, i'll die forever though. right. yeah, then you got the nine lives respawn situation. oh no! i was gonna beat him on that one and then he cornered me. yeah, i will use my gold pine resin on the next. i thought i could shred them with just using the fireballs, but i didn't... i didn't know. i was gonna save it for capra.
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also that makes no sense that game doesn't exist. yeah that'd be pretty impressive of her. yeah. and i just saw a bunch of letters like that's just you know, it's one of those numbers. multiplayer. oh rob's playing knights of the old kotor. wow. it's an oldie but a goodie is what i've heard. i just went back to far cry 4 the other day i'm having a blast with that. that game's pretty good.
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ughhh, zack snyder. a quaternion is like an imaginary number but instead of i it's just also j and k? yeah man, it's like a three dimensional imaginary vector. oh no, so it's like the xyz for imaginaries? um, i guess that would be one way to think of it. like if they map to dimensions? i went just about far enough in math for my professor to be like, hey we're gonna introduce this shit, but
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