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that is pretty cool. yeah, i think it's a top tier item. if both of us had this, we'd be unstoppable. oh, this could be good. and it's an easy one. i really like the lock picking mechanic in the game. nice. he knows getting in there. 50 hp, yes please. no. oh, i can make platforms? that's pretty sweet. yo, that's dope. you also just got ass disease, for the record. your head is a butt. oh yeah. kick chests open.
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are you not back yet? you gotta be close, right? two souls. okay. one soul. it's somebody. there we go. oh, there you go. takes a lot of damage in there. oh, yeah! wasting no time to go and buck wild in this candy, you ass. so, now that i've got cool boots, i don't have to do the stupid lockpick anymore. i can just open it. what? the lockpick is the best part of the game, though. i just kicked it. how much health do you have? oh, like full. yeah. there, you have that too. i don't wanna drink this stupid schnobz.
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yeah, those keep showing up in stuff. it's like a kappa in clicker heroes 2, which is peculiar. just shows up randomly over the face of something. i don't appreciate pandering to my demographic. me either. watch out, dickhead's coming! oh, this guy's like a log. bring the potion! pretty good farting sound too. whoa, no! this dude does so much damage! that's why i beat his ass.
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i just lost a ton of health in this room. yeah, these fishmen are no joke. the laser's becoming less and less effective. uh, what do you think about this man with the turbo he's gonna explode. yeah, that's an exploding man for sure. oh, he's got bombs. watch out! he actually might be a big help. takes care of the danny trejo's and just a couple of bombs. should i have not stomped his ass? he's still around.
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and not personally no, i just i'm pretty sure they're around, but i don't know where they are okay, they're probably really in the woods which is kind of the point well. they're not really in the woods or the mountains that's why the woods on the mountain the mountain has pretty obvious pretty obvious nick is what we've been talking about okay. you're right. i'm sorry. i'm just being a little bit pretty straightforward question damn is that you receiving a tweet. i bet it is i follow a twitter ass us, and i guess today
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yeah, that's true too. that is very true. yeah, those early like 3d games look like hot ass garbage most of the time. not all of them! like, when i think back to like the original playstation launch, like, uh... oh no, that's ps2, never mind.
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this is our last last lost chance guys. i got a little brimstone start this time. i'm gonna try to make it short it doesn't have much of an ass. it's workable. oh good black candle maybe a tele pills, maybe a tele pills. no triple a battery. that's not gonna do it. praise the sun at least holy water killed the guy who killed you.
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some sad ass moments in inside out given the way they marketed the characters i had no idea that it would be that real of a movie i thought it was gonna be really like comic silly kind of shit, and it wasn't mostly when kayden, i saw we also missed like the first 15 minutes because we accidentally walked into ant man again so i think we missed like all the build up like the the cute comic kind of build up and instead we got just like immediately pathos yeah, and it was like oh, yeah, i
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that was a great shot. oh no, i was just firing that! no! i got a little lucky there maybe. what did oh no! this thing! did you not compensate for the nuke? i didn't even see the nuke coming! it's the best way the nuke could be presented. oh my laser, i'll miss you! what the fuck are we gonna do about this thing? think fast. comin' for your ass. oh my god, is there a second one already? yeah, they don't do anything without a second one waiting in the wings. oh, full demolition!
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give me that when i'm dropping on your head. i'm giving you that, i got a helmet on. yeah, you gotta give me it. i want to drop it on your head. no, stop. alright. oh, you broke my helmet, you dick! oh, it dents! i've never seen that before! i don't like it. that was really good. no! you shot me through the glass. that's why they call me mr. glass. mr. ass? they're just making fun of you. well, what you eating?
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i almost got you, you little bitch. if you just came down to suicide with me, i would have smoked your ass. smoke it if you got it. no, no, get that shit out of here. that's such a load of horse hockey. i've never smoked ass before, do you think it tastes bad? get him! get him with the aw, ryan, you suck. get him again. oh, i torched his ass! i did, but everyone's dead. through the fire and flames. happy thanksgiving.
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thank you rissa. no, you the best, rissa. what is this? now i got some freaking weird ass mushrooms. i got shots with blue outlines on them. what if you have to use the d100 109 times per run? that's why it shows up so much. oh, and you get you have to fight super breakfast at the end. tasty. we were thinking some type of god boss because 109 refers to like some kind of godly angel thing if you google it.
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from a poop in the original basement room. that's op op. chad, do you want me to do 100 more? or are you happy with this weird ass circle run that i've got going now? people begged me not to reroll that one. and i looked him in the face and i said no. he did it anyway. you can't control me. i'm batman. this one's like still pretty good. circle run's fucking strong though. like i'll just reroll it though cause it's like... why not right?
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it's like you pack a chainsaw and you got no ass to skin raw. i've been there. who hasn't been there? love these bloops on gchat. these fuckers don't talk all day. they know what an analysis is. yeah, as soon as the stream starts they go boop, boop. i don't blame them. what is this little item over here? curse of the tower, you feel cursed. oh. usually you don't give people curses they can see and then not pick up. yeah, i don't know about curse of the tower, honestly.
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mom, mom won. this is a long ass run. i'm sorry dude, no it's really long ass runs. maggie. i hate maggie. yeah, right? yeah, they take forever and then know who else also sucks in eve. she's stupid people are gonna get mad at you for saying that one, but i've been i've been opinion for years. yeah. no eve is eve's butts
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i just jumped the gun at my own ass at the end. biggs, you finished creating those duck game maps? no, i still haven't. sorry. chat wouldn't know. what in the world is this? carmen sander. oh, they're like wasabi chips or something. no, it's endo. endo? yeah, it's something. i think that's something else. i want this back. get the water. ah, i guess having the fire extinguisher doesn't help you get on fire.
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i just threw a guillotine in there too, just for good measure. i love the guillotine. i'm so good with it now. oh, now i got the d100. god damn it. yes! join us! there's no way i can't use it. i've got some sweet ass, like, techpoint x that shoots out and then splits into three different techpoint xs, and you know, that's pretty cool.
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what is an ass popping? is that like a... it's like her ass is filled with saline or something and then it all just hangs out. oh, you're a... champagne picture? it's like a prolapsed... oh, okay. alright, i see that. no, no, no, no. alright. i don't want any of that. let the player vote. i like the word prolapsed. adam savage shows all got like 53, 55.
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oh yeah, no it might have been a c section. i wanted it to be his ass. the baby just got beaten on his stomach until it popped open. let me out of here! like a chestburster. it was like a 19 month gestation period though, because schwarzenegger's got those abs, you know? wow. oh this is like... two people are gonna have the same answer for this one. yeah, i think i know what you're talking about. are we talking about a restaurant right next to the pax expo hall? mm hmm.
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four leaf clovers are lucky, but if you find a five leaf clover, don't wipe your ass with it, then this is a new prompt, but they go together. you'll shit out a leprechaun, it is not particularly lucky, or you die in seven days. no vote. yeah.
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bad question, honestly. i like the compound answer of don't wipe your ass with it, comma, you'll shit out a leprechaun. yeah, i like that. vote for both of those, then. that's pretty good, yeah. so i'm gonna vote for both of those. you should vote vote. it's goopy. you should vote vote. i vote for a schooner. yeah, i really hate my answer, so. stop saying no vote. i'm with you, blob, quadruple o seven. it's not nice. oh, come on now. i thought i got 30 seconds to buy my answer. don't wipe your ass with it.
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i need to get a new one, is what it told me. okay. alright, we got new prompts. uh, this prompt sucks ass. oh no, i'm not even gonna write that one. that one's terrible. that's so bad. oh boy. yeah, you're still talking about heading to sandy the crime solving trich? thank you.
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he's this key guy, i'm gonna pull him to smithereens. yeah, fuck you, nerd. nice. roasted his ass. i did. nick, are you on the no fly list now? i hope not. did you get sponsored by... alberto? who's alberto? bear? alberto clemente? oh, oh, okay, don't even fucking tell me it's pronounced ol ber to.
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what about yavimaya hollow? i'm just waiting for something that's played in legacy so i can retire. you're right josh, that's worth 875. i know. check. mr. mega, does that prevent you from taking blast damage? no. mr. mega gives you sweet ass bombs. well i got all the fucking bombs. i got... holy fucking shit! this is the greatest thing i've ever seen in my entire life. everything is beautiful.
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alright, let's play some duck game. we're gonna run some ads even though i feel bad about it because today's stream has been hot ass garbage, but sure, let's do it. wait, are ads already? oh yeah. thank you for the subscription. we'll be back with duck game. see you soon. and thank you to nickfuckthebongsmasher for the $1.69. no message, just that. nickfuckthebongsmasher. nickfuck.
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you're right though, i'm not gonna do so many teleporters. i've reached the limit of those. you've gone, you know, it's like when um... harry metzella. it's like when it's the ice cream thing all over again. yeah, it's when harry metzella... harry metzellery. and i actually took the teleporters out of the... out of the rock level too. you thought you were gonna get that netgun. can he make it? toast his ass! no, just toast him! oh yes.
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and then he said, well, americans, and then he winked. and i was like, whoa dude, these are some he winked?! these are some uncomfortable connotations. and i was like, i'm thinking of what you're putting down. mostly i just didn't want him to hurt me. krampus has beat my fucking ass. this is a terrible layout. there shouldn't be these squares in the room. you know what i mean? oh, i didn't get a devil deal and i forgot to use the joker card. okay, well, there's always tomorrow. no wonder you like prayer cards so much right now. yeah. i might as well stack hp before i lose it all.
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who wants just an all salami sandwich? you need the hand to go with it. everybody wants an all salami sandwich! it's the king of the cure needs! no, no, no, no, no. i might die on this road. get so far off your own ass, you can smell your butt. i can smell it from here, mister. if i saw that you had the copy of madden and then the dude in front of you was about to do that, i would have been like, hey man, is it okay if he goes in front of you? and sometimes they say no to that.
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well i mean they're called white raisins but... alright that's bull alright can you say good luck? no this is not mine, this is a random one. alright you're lucky. oh fuck. i was gonna fire your ass. i... i never got the raisins. i'm in the raisins man, that's not the problem. i'm not in the raisins.
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uh, well, if you lay out like a big tray of tendies, then he's always down. oh, sweet. alright, i'll just get another 50 for him. mm hmm. hello. how's it? welcome back. have you invited me? yeah. i can do it again, though. no, it's alright. i got it. just like my first drive down. it is connecting, though. and no, it made it. it got the job done. i see you down there. shaking that ass. i see you down there.
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no, no, no, no. it's more... it's more like visceral. is it first person? no, it's like this. finding isaac greed mode. just talking about this. just talking about my ass. oh, this one doesn't have lasers. i see. hey, my dogs. the same size... hey! i am sorry! the same size up here. nah, it came out probably within the last few years.
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