Quotes about “Nixon”
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you got some problems, man. i love gold! don't even. i do though. you got some problems coming your way. i got frost towers. i don't even know how those work, but they're coming your way. oh, you think you're original? oh, do you have frost towers as well? i have frost towers right here! where's your... where's your nixon towers, though? oh, that was a good movie, though. i like it. that was a great film! it's a... it's a classic. i think not a lot of people watch that either. i think you're probably right, but it's great. frost nixon is amazing.
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interplanetary. how did he figure that out? well, he obviously fucked an alien and then fucked a human. i don't know anyone else who's fucked an alien but him. not publicly. not publicly. i'm sure there's plenty of like, you know, nixon for like, other wrestlers you think or just mostly him? i don't know. you think kane's fucked any aliens? octoman was pretty out of this world. he might have been an alien.
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that is the real dream josh and i are easy. he's oh look at like nixon ninja. he got to the other truck oh my god. he's holding the right hand. i know i didn't do anything it just like go right josh reach through my legs and grab my right hand with your left hand and then when we play fucking twister. we're gonna turn into cat's cradle. oh
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it would have been real good. can't you just hear him saying on dancer, on prancer, on that boy in... and geezling and also dan geegley's president nixon. lurley, thanks for the subscription. close your jackbox tv tab without voting. yeah. oh my god. geezling.
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but a better better better better better better nixon g up squat up i can't search for what you told me to search for because i don't have those characters on my keyboard like are you ready you have to hit like alts and then like two four five on the number pad to get that going
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oh shit, nixon first! i've never wanted my controller back so hard in my life. i was so good at this amount of control. is this course procedurally generated every time? no, that's the same. i think it's the same, yeah. oh god, i desire death. oh, now i'm in first! go! go canadian kayaker!
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i don't know, does he he probably makes food sometimes. uh, i wouldn't. i don't know if he sells them. you know he fought in vietnam, he doesn't have to do anything for himself. oh. vietnam, that's edgy. oh, yeah! i haven't seen a botched pullout job like that since richard nixon's clumsy exit from the vietnam war, am i right? really? i thought you were gonna go for a mom joke there. a vietnam? vietnam?!
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ooh, nixon, uh, lead here. that's not true, i made that up. no, he is in the lead. oh. nope, i don't have enough juice! come on, get the juice! get the ju this is loose! get the juice! oh, no, i fucked it. okay.
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spike it oh richard nixon didn't mean to do this what the fuck is this map there's new maps that are just like a fucking gradient now
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because when those people died, they weren't around. no, you clone them from the bodies. you regrow the head. you know what, cobell, you raise a great point that i had not considered. i had always i'd never questioned the fact that they have like richard nixon's head in the drama. how did they get that head? they dug it up and then reanimated just the head and put it in a jar? they took a little bit of dna from one of his teeth or one of his hair or something. but then you wouldn't have accurate memories.
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now the memories regrow with the body, that's how the brain works. but why clone just the head? the way i understand cloning at least is you clone the whole body so the implications here are very sinister. yeah, like, oh, you only get your head, you're not a whole citizen. i can tell you why. they made a brand new richard nixon and then they're like, no no, you see that part?
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you know how hard it is to make a marvel vs. capcom game right now? can you imagine? as much as i hate it, half of that shit almost makes sense. so... i can't find an obvious hole to poke into this. can't refute it. they were frozen upon death? i don't think richard nixon was frozen upon death.
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