Quotes about “Niagara”
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4740.060
yeah. i kinda screwed you over a bit. i played pidgey golf in uh... niagara falls. yeah. god... shit on my... pistol. god shit on your pistol? yeah. i hope you cleaned it. me too. you don't want any god shit up in there, you gotta get some wipes. that's alright, this is just a practice round. you know, they warm up before the masters too. sometimes they even get their hand bitten off by an alligator. was that at the masters? or was that like a player championship? i can't remember. that was the pga tour.
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5383.860
i mean in theory it makes sense you have a pizza and then you also have a calzone essentially as your as the ending. what are you talking about? well i mean that's essentially what a stuffed crust is it's like a very tiny thin calzone pretty much. mir says poutine pizza make it happen actually you can get that at pizza hut josh and i and company got it at new year's eve in niagara falls
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1931.480
just the traditional or you get something special. it was from mcdonald's so. malf, if i go to niagara falls is there any poutine like right around the border? yes, smoke's is there. smoke's is there? no, maybe not. yeah, maybe. josh, we ate at the smoke's there. come on guy. oh yeah, that's right. i forget. i'm really drunk when i go to niagara falls. i had that like spicy chicken inferno one. dude, nick, if you go to niagara falls... nooooo!
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1992.220
oh, i was at the bottom. i actually came for everybody else. is that true the american side is better than the canadian side? yeah, no. no. not even close. no offense america, but... the canadian side is like our las vegas. it's like there's really nothing canadian about canadian niagara falls. oh, that was a poor decision. other than the exploitation of like the maple leaf and the maple syrup. i kind of want to go.
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10984.040
i'm the sighs with no i never bowled with you. we pulled together at niagara falls once no we played mini golf we bowled oh yeah, shit. we did pull it meant that were to some of us, but hey we went to the what the hell they bought lots of pizza the ball by the way uh boy
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1010.160
like roulette and that's it roulette is like i play it cuz the rules are the easiest to understand of all time welcome to my life like that's the ultimate josh experience. i don't find it like that fun like i mean from time to time i would do it, but it's just like hey my number came up oh, no my number didn't come up well yeah, but remember that one time that we played it in niagara falls. no cuz they i
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1035.640
here's how the one time we played in niagara falls went. our friend was, oh no. our friend was like, hey i'm gonna hit the roulette table, you guys go to the players club. and then he lost like a hundred dollars in three minutes and made us leave the casino. no because, no, because i think that was the same day that i played and i won like 400 bucks on the roulette machine. and then we came back the next day and lost it all. it was great.
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10576.000
no, it's definitely not racist, but... well that's what people are saying! it's just... i can't believe everything everyone says, rob! yeah, sometimes. aw, greg. like, honest effort from both of you for the worst prompt of all time. the best thing to yell while going over niagara falls in a barrel. yosemite is better! or, i am here against my will, help me!
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10606.840
how scared would you be if someone put you in a barrel to go over niagara falls even knowing you'll probably be fine? probably be fine? that would be horrific. that's the worst. people went over that thing all the time. yeah, a lot of them died. oh. well that's stupid, don't do that. that's not like a thing they just have like a barrel they throw you over in for a hundred bucks. that's like, you gotta jump the fence. mmm.
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6472.420
hey, does anybody in canada have the other blue mcdonald's monopoly? not niagara falls, the other dark blue. i do not, i'm sorry. park place. here, malf, i'll get the board and i'll bring it over. would that be against the rules of the challenge to use your platform on twitch to crowdsource a piece? absolutely not. i don't know. it might be like one of those gray areas where there's no rules. hey, malf. why am i orbiting? okay, good.
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3275.900
like four years ago, me, josh, and malf were hanging out in niagara falls. we got just absurdly inebriated the night before. and by the way, know your limits, stay within it. and we were sleeping like three to a bed in this hotel. there was six of us. so it was like real tight. josh woke up at 6 a.m. when we went to bed at like 3.
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4955.880
oh, so the button makes you shoot. you shoot to, yeah. the only time i've seen doodle jump, doodle jump is in a boston pizza in niagara falls in one of those arcades where you pay a dollar to play a game that you could buy for a dollar on your phone, but then it gives you some tickets you can use to buy a pack of juggling balls from a mine in china that'll probably give you mesothelioma. what was the name of sid meier's follow up to civilization? beetlejuice? brave new world.
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3901.820
are you gonna do like a big wedding, a small wedding, a destination wedding, a medium sized wedding? oh, you could both go over the niagara falls and barrels? it's gonna be a small wedding. so like what we're gonna do, we're gonna fly out to vancouver. oh, fuck. washington or bc? you. oh no.
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