Quotes about “Nexus pass”
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1359.88
they're very dedicated company. maybe they did i got questioned over an empty iced tea can in my cup holder, dude you never know. no, you don't understand this is like some hunger games shit where if you have the nexus pass, they literally go like oh good day to you fine immigrants what would you like to do in our country today?
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1399.94
i've been there you can get something called a nexus pass which basically allows you to traverse the american canadian border you don't have to wait in line with the plebs. you know you can just talk fuck. oh, it's going in you can just get in your own separate line and you pay like a hundred bucks a year a hundred bucks for five years or something like that but basically what you do is they pre screen you and then they verify and they say like okay this person's cool my parents recently got a nexus pass and
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4266.88
that's a reasonable statement that would make me feel embarrassed that i didn't think about that and thought that my baby was an exception because the concept of interviewing a two year old toddler to see if they can get a nexus pass is ridiculous to me. but when you go in like so over the top like that, it's just like, i mean, you're just going, you're not even doing the bond cop, you're just doing the bad cop. nexus is like tsa pre check for canada and the us. so like,
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1934.64
wait, why do you have a nexus pass? because we go to the us all the time. well, i'd like to see your dossier to see why you're making so many trips to the us. well, we have family in upstate washington. did you ever get grilled at the border? occasionally, yeah. with nexus, literally nexus they're just like, where are you going? and you're like, i don't know, i'm going to everett. and they're like, okay, why? and they're like, dinner. okay, go ahead.
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167.44
that's a reasonable statement that would make me feel embarrassed that i didn't think about that and thought that my baby was an exception because the concept of interviewing a two year old toddler to see if they can get a nexus pass is ridiculous to me. but when you go in like so over the top like that, it's just like, i mean, you're just going, you're not even doing the bond cop, you're just doing the bad cop. nexus is like tsa pre check for canada and the us. so like,
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3578.30
yes, i did play four cards. it's my mistake. dragonsteel nexus is sold out guys? yeessssss! my 7% interest loan from the bank to buy up all the dragonsteel nexus's that dropped has come to pass! now you're all gonna pay! i will not. fuh dump em dump em! can i get some queens, bro? what the fuck am i supposed to do with this trash?
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1480.200
i got questioned over an empty iced tea can in my cup holder, dude, you never know. no, you don't understand, this is like some hunger games shit where if you have the nexus pass, they literally go like, oh good day to you fine immigrants! what would you like to do in our country today? you'd tell me if you were doing anything illegal, right? oh, on you go! you know, like they're actually quite happy. but then on the way back from portland, we had to go through the, uh, the proletariat line. and it was a, it was a culture shock.
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