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lost has 0.5 spirit hearts, permanent hidden curse of unknown. yeah, right. that's why you can pick up the spirit hearts. it's not like you just can't have health. it's they get... you get health picked up and then it turns into a half spirit heart off screen. nick never noticed the times nine next to his health? i think he's talking about the lost. lost. where they specifically don't give you ui element. spider inside my dreams, i think i love you. you got it. make me wanna cry, make me wanna die.
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oh my god, just turn me into guppy already. i've already won. just making my dreams come true. what are you doing? are you doing like an azazel run? i'm just, i started again with blue baby. i don't really know if i want to do this, but i'm doing it. same seed or different seed? just the next one that it gave me. okay, you'll be fine. at this point i'm like, i'm okay enough that i could probably make it through most blue baby runs, but that was a really bad one. that was a terrible seed.
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when's the next round table pc? tomorrow. tomorrow. i've never heard it called that like that, but i know what you meant. the shots are too large! the shots are too large. run an actual quarry and have people pay him to work there and he'll get black lung. i actually do have a rock quarry quite close to me. it's like the least surprising thing i've ever heard. yeah, i mean... black avocado rat. thank you very much for the subscription.
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what kind of setup do you have here? wait, give me the dog here. i want the dog. it's not a dog. it's a pinata. it's a pinata. oh, i'm a luchador. oh yeah, if you jump. oh, no it's over. i got one jump. that was it. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm dead. i gotta know how to maximize that next time. oh, when josh plays this game, does it say the ghost of jsmithoti? it does, yeah. absolutely does, yes. is that just meta or is that...
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i have not won a round yet. this is correct. it's kind of a hard game though. actually, king's server has two points, so... dan, you're slowly walking towards an edge. alright, you're on a different level now apparently. oh, there's a missile teleported next to me! okay. alright. i'm gonna come over here with you guys. i can't handle this ghost over here. this is unfortunate. where are we supposed to go? if we can't bomb jump, we're just stuck here.
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but the dying part, less good? yeah, this is like stuff that could kill people in the 1600s. we're pretty much like, you know, the same. are you enabling him, ryan? no! i'm saying that in the 1600s they died because they didn't have medical care. or as much rigorous medical care. okay, you're actually agreeing with me in a different way than i thought you were. alright, rob, in all seriousness, will you make a promise to go see a doctor in the next week? oh, the next week? i don't know about the next week.
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is it? whoa! which were the plays? i wanna know. the throwing the uh, throwing the, the whatchamacallit before throwing the sword before people can get armor? that's next level man. i was trying to see if that would do anything. that's a good idea. i thought maybe you were talking about the gun. no, no. actually there's a sword stuck in the air for me. do you guys see that? yeah, yeah, that happens. you think my armor can survive this? hey guys, you wanna make a destiny fire team together?
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i got i got the pdf open yeah, i know but it loads when you go through pages fast i know we go the first bomb we got five minutes three modules three strikes all right here we go here. we go this screen is for your eyes only you're not allowed to look at the bomb defusal manual all right guys i'm counting on you to keep it on the next level as well all right chad i'm not looking it is kind of dark in game though, so if you'll give me a moment perhaps i will
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i think, is it page 11? is it the subject of memory? this is a problem. if the display is one and the button is in the second. i was leaning towards the next one, the morse code one. oh, the megahertz one? you only got 50 seconds. okay, okay. um, interpret the flashing lights using the morse code to spell. okay, give us like dots and dashes. what are you talking about, give me dots and dashes. no, i guess that's not the right page then if that makes no sense. yeah, i think we're done.
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i actually completely had that moment where i was like, there's only five seconds left. you got to cut a wire. and it worked. it worked. but did you cut the second wire? is that what it was? the next one was who's on first. and i was like, oh, fuck. yeah, that's a real problem. we figured out the combination lock one, though. that was pretty cool. i kind of like that one. can you give me hints about how that works? because i still don't understand what you're doing there. no, we got radio megahertz again.
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okay, so you don't cut it. i don't know what to do now. okay wait tell us how many pNLs there are in this so go up until you get back to the first one okay, i hit down up does not work down gave me success, so we're moving on to the next pNL this one four five six abc 4b red 6c red this will be the second and the third occurrence of the red wires and
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to a preventable issue like this, you know. i'm in a similar situation going to california next week in like five days for a game preview. four or five days or in five days? in five days. it's gonna be actually like they're flying me in the morning and then i guess the next day i'm seeing it and then i'm flying out the next morning so it's mostly traveling. yeah.
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i'll just make it my life's work. no big deal. life's work? yeah, i'll just spend the next 20 years of my life figuring out how to make a tetris code. you'll probably pay somebody to do that before you can fix that. oh yeah, that's more likely. ryan's chat's like, excuse me? i keep getting these pringles tostitos ads that just play.
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but this is how it starts. if you're advertising something by giving out flyers for it on the street, it's not cool enough for me to go to. it could be a cafe thing, maybe they're doing a poetry reading or a live band. maybe you want to see that. i refer to my previous sentence. okay, that's fine, i'm just saying. could be that. hey, thanks gonzalezthegreatandpowerful for the resub two months in a row. does that guy have 2 hp up there next predator? mmm... no, i don't see any 2s.
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what if i come up to you and say, hey, i'm a huge fan. that's happened, and that's super cool. there's nothing wrong with that. i see what you mean. but i always... for that, that ends up being like getting tapped on the shoulder. that's a two. these guys are screwed. yeah, kind of set that up. i was trying to drain the water next to us and not blow myself up with that bunker buster, but it didn't work out for me.
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i saved this for you, nick. it's a cold world that has turned me into this. you could have not, considering there's a dude right next to you with a hundred. oh, that's your team. never mind. it's just me and you! i drastically misunderstood the situation. that's death. gg.
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think about how quickly the context would have changed that. what if he was next to a dumpster in a not well lit part of an alley? yeah, if he wanted an expedition, i'd be like, get the fuck away from me! changes everything! grandma and mackie, thank you very much for the subscription as well. that magic card may as well have been cracked. the water's gonna suck in the holes! no! i can't do anything! oh man. that's a rough way to go. that's the value on that turret, man.
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i'm not gonna send you my underwear. but also thank you to rumblemuffin who also helped us troubleshoot these video problems. and thank you to pemakepazoo for the 16 months in a row of subscriptions, thank you. rumblemuffin donated many a night to help us troubleshoot. he's a good dude. he's done the same for me. like 2 am his time he's got work the next day, he was like, hey, you know?
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i flew united and that doesn't have a funny connotation to its name. it doesn't have really anything to it. no, but i will say i had a bit of a self referential sort of like reminded me you moment where i was on the plane and i was on the way back and it was the seven hour flight overseas and i was seated next to an older couple and the guy in the middle i was against the window so i had like the kind of you know right up against it position. yeah lucky you.
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i believe it makes you damage things better, but i don't really know. that's the one thing i'm still not totally filled in. i'm freaking dead! i was going pretty well too. alright, alright. if anyone in chat wants to really spell out gem high for me, i'd kind of appreciate that actually. alright, you ready? yeah. g? i like that joke better when you don't even take it to the next logical step.
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they lost my bag in new jersey when i got to the back home to the last airport and i had to wait for three hours for the next flight so i could get my bag. i was like, hey could you pay the parking since my mom had to wait here for three hours to bring me home? and they were like, nope. wow! we can't do that and they scowled at me too. wow i can't believe this fuckboy would ask us to pay for his parking. yeah, they really did give me a face like i can't believe you asked that question.
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you are like okay, i'll take the next flight, but you gotta let me fly. that's not what i'm talking about i want to fly anything just fly the airplane just for like 10 minutes at cruising altitude. we couldn't even find the device i don't stand a chance dude, they fly themselves these days. yeah, pretty soon we're not even gonna need pilots i'm just waiting for them to have a vtol so we don't have to like fly an hour in the wrong direction to get back to the airport you flew over that is true. oh
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that did happen for me. i was going to albany, i had to go to new jersey first even though we passed albany. silly. why can't they just land and let me out? yeah, exactly! it should be like a bus. just ring the bell and then land. ding ding, i need to get out. alright, we'll just land in five seconds here and no big deal. the next stop is... osaka. you just like get on the flight oh that would be so annoying if it actually worked like that. you'd like get on the plane in la to go to australia.
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oh, who is this? does this need boss? the mummy man. yeah, ragman. that's mummy man. i like the mummy. oh, you threw his head at me, you dick! the film starring brendan fraser. fox likes that movie, i'm sure. yeah, i like it too. i like that movie as well. alright, so i did it. now what? alright, now you go down to the next floor and do it again. 30 times. did you go to the it's not actually 30, don't worry. did you go to the painful room?
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i went to the painful room. yeah, i didn't like it that much in there. i wouldn't recommend you go to the painful room. oh, i went to the painful room and it's terrible. yep, told ya. and i don't have any like keys or nothing like that so i'm boned. well, you can buy a key. oh, you can buy a key. oh, did you guys go to the item room then? yes. was it a good suite? yeah, it wasn't that great to me. so what if i bought this key and went down the next floor with it? you could take it with you forever as long as you want. and you can open it immediately.
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i'm done. you can tell me what to do if you want. oh, you're waiting on me? why are you waiting on me? because you need to unlock a zazel for us to do our next run. oh. lilith. i'm sorry. that's what i mean. you need to unlock lilith for us to become a zazel. i think i'm just gonna lose. no, it's just lilith. and now, what are your thoughts on the sliding filament theory?
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oh well. if i can turn back time. like this one? i'd complain to tyrone. oh my god, i got another error room. this one has 11 buttons on it. the first one opened a ticket to the next level. next one gave me some hearts, next one gave me some flies, next one gave me some more enemies. this room is pretty wild, man. this one gave me a bomb, this one gave me some spiders, this one gave me some more of the same enemies. i'm playing as kane. twitch chat.
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oh, you lived? somehow i lived through that because i was laying down on the ground when it happened. i don't get it. you never saw that episode of mythbusters? no. if a grenade explodes while you're laying down on the ground, you don't die? rumble muffin said i bought it just for you. alright, well i'll have to invite you on the next round. yeah, absolutely. rumble muffin has earned it, man. i completely agree. by basically saving me from enormous computer troubles. and me as well.
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you killed me! oh, nick! i was standing right next to you. that was probably the best grenade i've ever shot in my entire life, actually. it was really good. i just nailed somebody's corpse, too. oh! now that i don't understand. there was some latency in that. do you know the muffin man? mmm, i used to. thanks for blowing up my mouth. i'm a muffin trying to grenade me, that son of a bitch. um...
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i'm trying, that's what i'm doing right now for the next 7 hours, however long it takes. you fighting greed for eternity. it's worth it. delmoner. thank you very much for the subscription. hey, you know what's bullshit? what? when you double the multidimensional baby, it doesn't double the multidimensional baby. oh, that's messed up. yeah, i know. i guess he plays by his own rules. should i take d4 or should i not? do you want me to be lilith or not?
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nick will fall out right now. i'm almost gonna skip that time. skip next time. change the time on your pc's clock. i don't think that's how they would do it. we've gone too far. i had people donating to tell me to do that. alright, we'll skip this time. juice me up. juice me up. that's not what i want. that's not what i want. what the fuck, man? this guy's gonna result in my death!
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nick, ultra greed's hp adapts to your damage. yeah, we talked about it. we weren't entirely sure that this is necessarily true. but i've heard that too. oh, there's a pin in here. nick, have you started another run? nah, i'm just hanging out on the character select. you wanna do another one? oh my god, thank god kate wasn't standing next to me. i just punched the door by accident. what a socker right in the jaw.
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it seems. what is all this twitter shit? what's going on on twitter? i don't even... lots of... you're still mad about the hearts? hate. lots of hate? yeah. towards you? no, no, no, not me. towards the game. in the next afterbirth patch we are changing all the hearts to stars to punish people so i can get my sweet, sweet revenge. 1.5k likes. 486 retweets. nice.
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oh, that was like... it's real scary, man. next. code... duplicate... okay. oh! it's the first to climb this high! well, congrats. can you climb me higher? to a place where bees don't go. i wanna live there. i hate bees. conservatory!
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last week, brad was telling me that, he was like, yeah, it's up to 500 bucks. and then the next day, it was down to like 400. dang. i remember when it was like 250, he was like, this is amazing. i remember when it was 1,000. it was $1,000 a coin. yeah, dude, for a fucking bitcoin. we missed our chance. brad was telling us to pick him up for like a buck each. i remember it. he really was. and we were like, i don't really want to. he was like, this is going to catch on. yeah, i'm like, why would i waste a dollar buying a bitcoin? why don't we just release our investing in dogecoin?
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i woke up at like 3am because kate was watching bear's t shirt ad with the sound all the way up. right next to me. what is this lady doing? why'd she do that? i don't know! she wanna wake you up? i think that might have been it. i was resentful temporarily though. how many times should i invent bear or, invent bear invite bear? like hundreds if you want. okay. i'll do two. what is kate says don't even? why don't you offer something in your own defense, kate?
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it's okay. we had to come back last time. well, i mean then we did end up losing. the door is supposed to block that! god damn it! don't you pillsbury doughboy me! you never know what's gonna happen next! i might fall off the level maybe! what are those, quacks? you can make your character quack.
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oh yeah, no it might have been a c section. i wanted it to be his ass. the baby just got beaten on his stomach until it popped open. let me out of here! like a chestburster. it was like a 19 month gestation period though, because schwarzenegger's got those abs, you know? wow. oh this is like... two people are gonna have the same answer for this one. yeah, i think i know what you're talking about. are we talking about a restaurant right next to the pax expo hall? mm hmm.
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that's just negative 17,000 years old. yeah, so you can go check out any of the people streaming after this. i am going to host my wife, but feel free to do whatever you feel is right. and for now, thanks for joining me everybody. and we'll see you next time. later, everybody. all right. we are muted on my stream. sweet. i'm just not going to mute because isaac, but yeah, that was hilarious.
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i, uh, at the grocery store i accidentally picked up light herb and garlic cream cheese. yeah. and then when i was about to, like, leave the dairy aisle, i was like, hold up. don't be trying to punk me like this. i want that full fat herb and garlic cream cheese. i'm okay with it. and then i got it. you know what's ridiculous? i hear you say i picked up and i immediately think the next words out of your mouth are gonna be an isaac item. like, i've heard you say those words so many times. that's fair, yeah. that's silly. ooh, quarter. i understand where you're coming from there.
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oh farts! oh come on! freaking served me up! batter up man! oh no, to turn on permanent names you gotta do it from the main menu. ah okay. lots. we'll do it next time. yes please, after this one i'd like to have that on. especially because we change characters all the time, it's not like duck game. and i really like that in duck game we have like our personas are now attached to a certain head.
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so is canada. i got a big canadian thing for you right here. it's resident evil afterlife, the highest grossing canadian produced film of all time. it's the highest grossing canadian product of all time. it's the number one product launch in canada's history. next to justin bieber, the maple syrup story. you got me off that fucking bounce. that was ridiculous. this is some pretty sweet music. yeah, yeah, yeah. this makes me want to fight. wow.
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