Quotes about “Newborn”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸17]
- 97.360 you could still get there if hunter fucks half the world. true. because he's got 25, well 50% of your dna. he's a newborn baby. this is weird. that is a torch to carry man. it's big torn out for like six days. like yeah. yeah. Search ↗
- 8053.940 his wiener rocketed over his shoulder? i mean the p from the wiener. okay, i was gonna say man. newborn infants actually detach their wieners to pee. i don't know if you're familiar with that. it's like that south park episode where the wieners shoot off like fireworks and pop everywhere. yeah, it's got lisa several times already. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸23⧸17]
- 3835.960 book of mormon, man, i really want to see it, but it's like two years to get it. what's playing over there? oh, everything. let's see, what's on broadway right now? the roadway. broadway. do we only have four for jackie? yeah, it's thanksgiving. yeah, that's fair. yeah, some people are like sharing their very first thanksgiving with their newborn son. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [12⧸7⧸17]
- 42.080 a ymp we call those ymps we call them i i run a website it's actually a political party it's the ymp party all right it's for young newborn parents not parents of newborns but parents who are newborns themselves through a freak genetic accident that took place in some kind of cyberpunk hospital anyway slay the spire we're gonna play first some worms game Search ↗
- 7005.620 it's not like you're a newborn. i don't think so. you're still going through the pain. why then? you also have stomach aches and you get shots and you have to get squeezed out of a vagina. all of that i feel like cutting some skin off your dick. it heals in two weeks though. it's a loss of recovery though, i think. why don't they cut out your appendix and your tonsils when you're born? yeah. i mean, let's get it done. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸15⧸18]
- 10884.860 so in the barbarian that would change the tip the executioner to hit extra hard. dude, i've been listening to the most recent hardcore history which is about like public executions and like in the historical record. and there was a story about this like 19 year old lady who is getting executed because she murdered her newborn child. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [3⧸26⧸18]
- 7755.700 i mean, i also was a literal mistake. like, i was not planned at all. you know what, though? you my favorite accident. so go ahead, pop some chris style for my newborn child, kanye west celebration 2005. right, right, right. just remember... well, i mean, it's about kanye west, like all of his songs. does kanye have kids? Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [8⧸2⧸18]
- 4805.780 crocodiles? really? or alligators? i know they're probably the same, i don't know. yeah, they probably have the same ears. they have mighty lizards. okay, they have a nesting burrow. i don't know. oh, so yeah, that's not a nest. well, i mean, i'm looking at a picture of platypus eggs in a nest, but the nest may be within a burrow? i don't know. yeah, that's all right. oh my god, do not look this up, dude. you do not want to see what a newborn platypus looks like. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [9⧸5⧸18]
- 8892.200 is it a laboratory or a lab? it's a full sized scientific laboratory with utensils and all made of chocolate. pass my turn. and what's the other alternative? the other alternative is a newborn chocolate lab puppy. i guess i'd rather have the lab laboratory because we're not supposed to have pets. come on. yeah, uh, dog two. is that chocolate followed by lab? it is! how fun! Search ↗
the shit do be violent tho - Bits and Banter _06_17_2022_
- 1799.62 but then the title of she really do be seasoning it and then the first post was like the baby and the placenta and i once you've had a kid you're like you can still see it as like miraculous. you're like sure it's a little gross but at the same time oh cute that's like a newborn baby. then in the second one she had like she was sprinkling like kosher salt. Search ↗
it do be shittin_ tho - Bits and Banter _09_12_2022_
- 3441.36 if you're gonna be that pretentious, i don't even know if he's pretentious, but like if the conceit that i have of your rapping is that it's gonna be that pretentious, it's gotta be damn good. like some of the stuff that kanye west says and does is ridiculous. but then he's like, you know, we was practicing and one day your ass bust through the packaging. you know what though? you my favorite accident. so go ahead, pop some cristal for my newborn child. and i'm like, you know what? justified. Search ↗