Quotes about “New penis arrives”
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kids, they don't have documentaries. tell you what i'll cast on this one. hamlet. i saw laurence olivier and i said, you know what? it's gotta be in there. i don't really want to be in 1948. marathon man, 1976. romeo and juliet, 1960. yes! bro love shakespeare. things you don't want to hear when your new penis arrives in the mail.
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enter lockdown browser because i know when your pride's on the line people will make moral and ethical sacrifices in order to keep their ego as juiced as it could possibly get i'll see you on the lockdown browser me. i'll be in the camera frame you got nothing to worry about put your nuts on the table. we got bad taste 1987 things you don't want to hear when your new penis arrives in the mail plus two plus two plus two it's my wife's christmas gift
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