Quotes about “New penis”
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i can be in the blockchain saying unban, but when the unban request has the ascii penis in it, i don't think i can click unban because then it commits to the blockchain like immutably that i said like that's okay and i'm not signing off on that. so i think you might have to make a new account to be honest with you.
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what does the target do? am i supposed to press a button? do i have powers? hit left stick. i don't have it bound or something? oh, never mind. okay. it's left stick, yeah. okay, so i sucked it with my rocket penis. yeah, you're gonna get a new power up. immediately? because i just teleported like a million years away. ten seconds. is that my... every ten seconds. there's a visual timer on the nikon. yeah. this is a video game. it displays information on your screen that you use to manipulate the environment.
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frankenstein ass reanimation you got to play the penis music for fucking open up like dr. park and steam man, oh dude, he has a new update. oh shit. oh shit i think i'm coming back in two minutes y'all. it's okay as long as you're coming back
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yeah, that's kind of like in making nintendo and in ten dogs music so fun. you guys still play that right? do they're making a new? yeah connect music i'm super pumped. oh someone someone has a small penis. yeah, mr. he's taking forever to click the night. oh, right. oh
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part of a bull penis on stream if the opportunity conveniently presented itself keep in mind they smell awful. i am in it for the experience i don't need you guys to spend your lunch money to make me try a new thing. i'll try it maybe i'll like it i mean it's for dogs so i mean yeah, you're probably not gonna like well if it's if it's meant for dogs i don't want to eat it
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no, i don't have a face of a goddamn penis. if you get a buzzer, you can just buzz right quick. it takes like one second. yeah, but then it leaves stubble. yeah, that's fine. no, it's like you got a beard and then you got like stubble before it. it's like you got new skin or something. new skin. i don't think people think of it that way though. i don't know man. it looks... it doesn't look clean to me.
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yeah, but then you can go to like a lizard tail well i was thinking there could be like a you know a synthetic top knuckle of the penis that you could take and then just attach it and you know maybe try something new for this time maybe go go for a mushroom head this time or good you know maybe if you always wanted to you always wanted to be circumcised and you're not so excited well, i mean like
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i know how it is, brother. hang on, there's some more too. hang on, just let me go back here for a second. bear witness. let me take a look at this one. an adult visual novel set in the fictional plattsburgh college of the arts in new york. yeah, that's just, that's a penis inside of a vagina. holy cow. it's a lawless world out there. enjoy wholesome romance in your adult games? bear witness has you covered with all the face touching, hand holding and affirmations of love you can handle.
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why? she doesn't like the way it looks! she thinks it looks weird, so she made him get circumcised and then like a couple months later they bro they break up! you're not supposed to look at it. i don't like the way it looks either, and i am circumcised. just get over it. he dumps her, oh whatever, she knows what she did. circumcised guy dumps her because his new penis is giving him aura? that can't be real.
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in his new summer comedy, rob schneider is burning down the white house trapped in the body of goats. and finally, in his new summer comedy, rob schneider is punching a tree to gather wood trapped in the body of a snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. i kinda like the idea of rob schneider being fear itself in the form of a tiny horse. i like the goats one.
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