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i died by walking on spikes so i don't even want to give the game the credit for having killed me. it's me in what floor so i know when i'm in new ground. it was the caves one. alright that's where i am right now. when you get a good item you'll know that you're past where we were. d10. that's for not taking the deal? i almost guarantee you the deal would have killed me so. d10 is not much better than poop. that's bad if your item is like roughly equivalent to poop.
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right, i mean it's one of those things you can't really take back because a lot of the appeal of it was sort of the growing up with harry element. and once that time has passed, like you can't really relate the same way. well, the story was meant to characterize harry through his life at hogwarts. and as you get older, he gets older. that's kind of the premise. well, i mean, no. the older i get, he stays the same age. right, but at the time when they were new. what do you think, chet? you wanna take this? let's take this and then just kill me. kill me!
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i like that. and also thank you to new spire for the $5 donation. hey nick, i caught the end of your beginner's guide playthrough and bought it right away. just finished playing through it myself. it made me cry a couple of times, or multiple times. that stuff is deep. it really is. i think for some people, they'll take this game kind of hard. and i think i was one of those people. it was good. definitely recommend it. don't spoil it for yourself if you can. i'm just telling people about beginner's guide. try not to spoil it. just buy it.
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in a way i'm glad that ended. we can try harder this time. do we have new classes now? no. complete sailing the seven seas to unlock your new class. refuse the you know what? i'm gonna play as the adventurer again. sounds awful. see if we can get like a mixed up class here. and then uh... will it be a troll with mohawk? nah, i don't wanna be a freaking troll, cause then you're gonna hit me. cause i'm gonna look like a troll. i'll be your appearance.
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i'm getting rekt. hard. alright, okay. you focus the boss. try to keep these slime men away from you. it's not gonna be worth it. the boss has way too much health. i need to try and revive you. and i'm off the cliff. what did i say? what did i say? it blew me, man. blew me hard. still, best run we've ever had. i can't be that man. that was the best run we've ever had. game's fun. this is a good game. we got... do i unlock new stuff? no. but, i get new... i got something new from the challenges.
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i don't wanna comment. i lost myself to be honest with you. i'm actually i'm quite amused by how new to this exchange you are so i'm kind of taking advantage of it a little bit it's kind of easy for me to say silly things that you react really well to. so you're manipulating me. maybe, maybe. you get used to it. and i'll hold you in my strong arms as you jump in the water i guess. oh you didn't okay. i'm gonna hold you in my strong dong.
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rob, what's new in your life? i haven't talked to you since pax east 2012. uh, you know, i've been... that's a lot of ears. hanging ladies. that's not true. that's not true, yeah. that's not a thing that i've been doing. oh, i just sent all of the cosmos over there. enjoy that. i do like that. you alright, rob? yeah, i'm just uh... i'm trying this thing for you. you see this, uh... you see that? that's me. oh, the snake just got me.
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well, they go through the teleporter right? but the teleporter kills them and then they make a new one on the other side so do you think he's still the same kirk that he was? don't give me this fucking soma bullshit nigga. what did i i didn't mention soma at all. you've been talking about soma freaking non stop. i'm just wondering about james c. kirk. what does it mean to be a person in soma when there is a monster that chases you? it's freaking i'm uh, so sick! uh, you're shit! i'm so mad! i keep hearing about soma! so mad oh okay, got it.
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getting all the bandages on multiple platforms. i'm just like, it's a great game, don't get me wrong, but i just cannot... i don't want to... i mean, i beat it in 20 minutes, so it wasn't really a big deal for me. like, if i'm gonna play it, i'm gonna play it on... i'm gonna play the version i already have on pc. it's cool that it's out on more and more platforms though. steve out, thank you for the subscription as well. it also cost me nothing, i mean, i'm on ps plus, so it was just like, go download it and play it once. i mostly just wanted to hear what the new soundtrack sounded like.
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probably you i also don't really put much value in having like the definitive version like for me. i'm like pc versions good enough mm hmm if it crashes. i'll just play something else so if you guys hear the new the new skinny on the donation machines yeah, i saw a little of it, but i don't know the the specifics of it, but why don't you illuminate us mister? you know in here oh? man
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thank you. okie dokie. don't you look at me, pirate! ways to anger rob. you're sick because you've been needing shitty new york pizza from chicagoguy69. this is exact that is a hot button issue for rob. oh, that made the water fly! yeah, that really did some weird stuff with that mercury water. i did a lot of damage, though. it's looking good. that's how you tell how far the wind is going or how fast. oh my god, it's predator's turn, too. well, i think you know how this one's gonna go.
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yeah, the call hung up. i'm just gonna play meat boy for a while and if anyone shows up then that's cool. i don't know what the hell is wrong with the nls s these days. everything is falling to shit. this is what you get for building a new computer, ryab. you get mr. green man. also that totally didn't hit me. oh, a group call is coming in. am i a part of it? i don't feel like i'm a part of it. uhhhhh, end call.
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alright. oh. there should be a new painting soon. yeah, i'll see it momentarily. alright, there you go. it's like a loaf of bread in the sky above a beach. alright, i'm gonna hit this screw button. another player is screwing. holy moly. that's a little... you screwed me? i screwed ya, yeah. get screwed, bitch. i gotta call the bank. you're gonna call the bank?
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as much as i would love to just like walk into this item room and have it be a new item that nobody's ever seen before, this is not afterbirth. no. afterbirth, my plans for... oh, guppy. guppy. guppy. give me a sec. guppy. guppy. guppy. guppy. no, no guppy. i'm getting afterbirth at the same time as you folks, unless you're a lucidator, in which case, go fuck yourself. awkward.
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i don't know enough about sports to really answer that. sorry. like don't they have... wouldn't that mean that they have like a lot of travel or something? that's the way it seems to me. like in the nhl it's separated by geography. mostly. yeah, yeah. new york's a pretty big state. yeah, but the mets play in like brooklyn or something and then the yankees play in like brooklyn. i don't know. queens maybe. shit. well that sounds like a lot of shit then.
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well, back where i'm from, this is not... but the nhl is like, you know, new jersey, new york, and the long island team are all in like the same division. that's okay. you know, they can like walk to each other's stadiums, so... seems sensible to me, but what do i know? i'm fine with it. i'm out of lives. this could be a loss, which would actually be the most rebirthy thing of all time. mm mm. to die on a lost run? just go for it, just win it. oh, i'm going for it like hard here, but...
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they lost my bag in new jersey when i got to the back home to the last airport and i had to wait for three hours for the next flight so i could get my bag. i was like, hey could you pay the parking since my mom had to wait here for three hours to bring me home? and they were like, nope. wow! we can't do that and they scowled at me too. wow i can't believe this fuckboy would ask us to pay for his parking. yeah, they really did give me a face like i can't believe you asked that question.
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that did happen for me. i was going to albany, i had to go to new jersey first even though we passed albany. silly. why can't they just land and let me out? yeah, exactly! it should be like a bus. just ring the bell and then land. ding ding, i need to get out. alright, we'll just land in five seconds here and no big deal. the next stop is... osaka. you just like get on the flight oh that would be so annoying if it actually worked like that. you'd like get on the plane in la to go to australia.
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you don't call anybody a carrot head in my chat, okay? that's our word. apparently she was not in pulp fiction. well, actually, she might have been in pulp fiction. she spoke to marcellus after he was hit by bruce willis. really? really? really? well, that's pretty weird. i'll believe it if you want me to. i don't really care. i don't disbelieve it. learn new things about that movie all the time.
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nope, that's new. i think i just found a bomb judgment. that's very strange. you give him a bomb. i'll give him a dream you know? give me a bomb? mr. bomb man. it's mr. green man. mr. green man. give me a seed. give me a seed.
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wish you could pick up the water cooler and throw it at somebody. that'd be great. yeah we had to stand around the water cooler just tell the stories instead of like we did in rainbow six. yeah, dude dude, when's the new one come out? let's play that shit. yeah, you can't tell me i should play the beta of it and i just didn't oh jesus help who is this
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should be using this way more often here. i think i forgot to shout out matt skaggs. thanks very much for the resub by the way. that was a little while ago though. so i got a new item. what'd you get? i was hoping hoping oh my god. i just walked out of the deal with the devil room without going in it. ooh. i've done that. i've done that my life before. i was hoping that one of you could inform me what it does. it is black powder and i leave black powder on the ground when i walk. make a circle. okay.
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they're the pink shiny ones, right? there's charms? yeah, they have a chance to drop you a consumable. oh, that is sweet. the only new item i've seen is multi dimensional baby and it shows up four times per run and forces me to lose viewership because i have to be like, hey, if you're photosensitive, like, it's gonna be real nasty pretty soon, so i would recommend you stop watching. yeah, that little multi dimensional fokker.
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i'm with you on that like i'm waiting for the dream to happen. ooh new angel item what's this all about circle of protection protect me from myself? i've seen it, but uh looks cool. i don't know what it does. my eyes i'm sorry guys. i have to do this is this not what you're here for at this point right?
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yeah, what is that baby? is that swarm protector? because i thought you had to beat stuff with lost to get that. oh, we have beat all the lost stuff. no, for me. oh, swarm protector? i think that's one of the new items they put in, isn't it? swarm protector is, uh, it's been in the game for 12 years. is it? swarm protector is best button. i'm thinking something else then. seraphim? two every fucking time. oh, the salt levels are rising! this is very intimidating.
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you need a stronger build for this type of farming. i have fucking godhead and sacred heart. and death's touch and chocolate milk, bro. like... there's nowhere else to go. what do you want from me? god damn it, cobalt! why don't you know your items yet? my crotch was long! and i got the new crown thing. and the coin thing. oh, we're gonna hit 99 cents for sure. is that a chaos card?
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and then, well at best you would have a bunch of diamond dust which you could then use to coat some other blade. oh that'd be sweet. diamond dust is like a new rebirth item. you could coat his katana with it and cut through some of those fucking boots full of meat. you wanted to rage quit this deal with the devilnik? i uh, no i didn't go to the, sorry i meant the one before that and it was just the boss fight that was taking me 100 years. oh yeah, no i'm with you on that one for sure.
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so my big experience since yesterday was i managed to install a new video card and it didn't break my entire computer and i'm really excited about that because i was super expecting that to happen. yeah, that's pretty awesome. i even thought about just not doing it until after the show today in case it just put me out of commission, but thankfully it didn't. yeah, that's awesome. i'm very glad to hear that.
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actually, it didn't do the thing where it flashes them on the screen and tricks tricks yet. i never heard of penny tears is that a new thing there? yeah, there is a tear transformation like it what changes your tear effect it's actually really good, but also incredibly visually arresting in you know sounds good oh, no, like they they flash and like pop and stuff like that even more so than like multi dimensional baby it makes me feel like this is really bad for people who are photosensitive. oh
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strip naked and then installed this game. uh, why? why naked though? so i could put new clothes on. you're gonna be naked from the waist down, nobody will know. they sure maybe i am. okay, press left and right to walk. press up to read the sign. well, i did that. don't get me wrong, i would love to learn how to store items with unfortunately the controls that we set are not working. why naked? i don't know because it didn't let me jump. oh, left triggers jump. sweet.
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they'll be okay. i don't know they might be using those new $50,000 sennheiser headphones. oh, yeah. well not anymore. those are broken now. oh i unlocked isaac's head. yeah, me too. i forgot they added hats to this. that's nice. he's looking his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill now for some reason we have his head and my axe
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yeah, duels, duels, like i like the setup of it, but it is buggy as heck. it was really fine when i was like a relatively new player. i was like, this is like my magic experience whenever i want. and then i realized that, you know, mtgo is just that, but like... is there... they haven't like... get away from me! they haven't said anything about like updating duels to have the new card sets in this ship. they're working on it, but it's over like a month delayed at this point.
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what is it? the coors light ads, man. get me every time. like the new coors light can has the easiest pour ever. has that ever been a problem for anybody in history? easy money. drunk people tend to get worse at pouring. i can't figure out how to pour this beer into my mouth. i need an easy pour can with a wide mouth lid. they want to make sure it's nice and easy so when you're driving they'll go right in your mouth.
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alright, i'm good. i'm ready. i at least won two that time. i think my new strat is just like walk around and farm up as many pinatas as possible. thanks for letting me know. thanks for the reset. and then i'm gonna take all the pinatas and just make one fucking bomb that is incredible. or you can make one big pinata.
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you threatened that your girlfriend's a better isaac player than you? she's probably a better isaac player than i am. aw, i died! i got poofed on. aw, sorry, gosh. i just gotta restart. do i restart on that same seed? i mean, you can... no, i didn't. you should probably not do that seed if you want to unlock stuff, but... okay. oh yeah, that's right. consistency's sake, nick and i can stick this one out, i think. alright, new seed. m0cql1aj. superpride, hook me up, man.
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if there's a command then i'll feel silly but i mean it only took me like 20 minutes. i wouldn't i don't know these motherfuckers are banned for a reason. make a new twitch account. that's punishment right? that'll serve you for saying bad rats 12 times. bad rats. rat people, rat people. ooh health up card gives you actually like another blue heart. that's pretty cool. man fuck this tnt item.
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tell me more about zoos. i heard the one in cleveland, no not cleveland, uh, no not cincinnati, columbus. atlanta. i heard the columbus one's pretty good. yeah? yeah. is there a zoo in new york? i've never been. yeah it's called zoo york. yeah, jz sang about it. like a skate park or something? nah it's that brand of uh,
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pretty good a little something to that there's a new thing called pixar you know every movie they make is a 100 rotten tomato score except for cars well no i think it is sad though a little bit that there's not much in the way of like hand drawn animation anymore but i you know going too far in the other direction a little silly too yeah you know what really bothers me is when i can go to my faucet and
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to start a new run. this is uh, do you wanna just like uh, you could just go to duck game. yeah, i gotta, let me just quit out of this. alright sweet, i'm gonna go get some water, we're gonna play some duck games. oh you know what, i have this whole fucking cup of coffee and i just haven't been sippin' on it. see ya in three minutes. mmm, see ya in three minutes. i love how nl miraculously died in time for the right section. and then you give me a winky face?
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just also could be but thanks new spire for the info. did you guys hear about that new app called rumbler? yeah, someone just mentioned it. yeah, what's up with it? are you going to sign up for rumbler? it's like tinder, but for fighting. yeah, you just the the promo images they have for it are so good like the text is like hey, bitch i don't like your face want to throw down and then the dude's like it's on meet me in the parking lot behind the deli and i was like
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you put on a wig and you know, i don't like underwear pretend to be me here we go. mutator settings put on the mad decent yeah, right. i can make it friends only but then i'd have to invite other people though. you got twitch.tv there's a lot of options here should really download some of these new cars but gizmo is so cool bear rolls with the delorean because he has no imagination that is no imagination man
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oh yeah. well it was, like for a time. people told me christopher nolan's not australian. i think it makes the joke a lot better if he's an australian dude with a new zealand accent. that doesn't make a lot of people very angry. i don't think kiwi christopher nolan is really at the top of my list of things pissing me off. yeah. first number one on the list? red cups at starbucks. oh hell yeah. fucking piss man.
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i've never seen that either and it just went bloop on my little head and i blocked a tear from hitting me. that was amazing. well that's exciting. see there are still new things to find out in isaac sometimes. yeah when it blocks tears like infamy. oh. even a week after launch we can still learn new things. luke says it happens really rarely. rarely huh? maybe it's tied to luchstad or something. could be, they like to do that every now and then these days i feel like.
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i've yeah, i've kind of like just accepted. it's gonna happen yeah, that's what i have done with back seating on anything, but isaac i'm like if it's nothing new if it's like a strategy game i just want to get good get up to the current curve like bring it on bring the tips on yeah the game i was like an hour in i think somebody spoiled like the most major plot point in the game for me and did they made a name on twitch to to yep, wow what a jerk yeah
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okay, if that's the case then it's all good. i need if they're gonna keep making past changes like this i need a freaking change log man because the game just came out and there's already so much new stuff like give me a freaking change log. i think everyone should give change logs for everything so tired of that on my phone. it's like oh twitter is updated. what's new new changes have been added. oh fuck they killed my stars. yeah, i
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are you using your custom levels? yeah man, i added a bunch. i got like five new ones today. i'm excited. custom maps... we'll say 10%. probably fair enough. is the game loud guys? i'm sorry. there we go. that kinda sounded like you were being rude to your chat. like, oh is the game loud chat? i'm too loury. you want me to turn it up a little bit? why don't you fuck up chat? is it too soft for you? yeah. you gotta pop up the sound levels?
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i don't know what happened, you like flipped the desk over and then i was standing on top of it and... what?! very confusing. i feel like you were in the same spot as me when i died. i'm not squaring off of nick up there. oh. wow, new meta. there it is. it hit me with the butt of the sword and killed me. this is the sharpest part, you gotta watch out for that. what?! that is freaking crazy! oh, you dick! yeah, come at me bro. i got full armor on.
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uh... you got 40 seconds. 25 seconds. any plans of you playing rockstar tonight? what is that? i've never heard of this rockstar thing, spico. have you guys played the new guitar hero, by the way? not yet, no. nope. don't even waste your time. really? go with rock band. the new button system makes me want to choke things.
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i need to get a new one, is what it told me. okay. alright, we got new prompts. uh, this prompt sucks ass. oh no, i'm not even gonna write that one. that one's terrible. that's so bad. oh boy. yeah, you're still talking about heading to sandy the crime solving trich? thank you.
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i just had a chuckle because the way they started it out gave a little bit and maybe this is me reading in too far but a little bit of a metroid vibe because it showed a bunch of stars for a while. and then they closed in on the usual smash brothers logo and i was like, oh man, could have just been a metroid announcement. yeah. yeah. one day man, one day. thank you tbaa for the wreath sub and starbright plays for the new sub as well, much appreciated.
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that's the perfect room to do that on. without a doubt. but that was after about two hours of me grinding it and just getting to the end and then losing to mom's heart over and over again, which was really great. i just really enjoyed that a lot. oh, new thing. child leash. keep your friends close. oh, okay. keeps your familiars up against you. that's interesting.
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and all forthcoming bosses will suffer my wrath. bumbo? okay, i'll try and give bumbo all the coins from now on, i promise. is this a new meme? have i discovered the bumbo meme? i think you've discovered the bumbo meme. okay. are you undiscovered the bumbo? you discovered a new meme starring bumbo. oh, is this the guy that turns into like a super beggar or something? i believe so, yes. alright, that makes sense why they want me to give him coins so bad. umm...
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damn. you died. freaking monster landed on my head. i can tell. i was too worried about a small rock coming out of something. the telltale sound of you putting your controller down on your desk. i didn't even, i just touched the edge of it to the desk. guys, i can't make bumbo come back, i'm sorry. only on ryans does bumbo stay around past the end of his run. i'm telling you, the new secret is you get diplopia, and then eden's blessing, and eden's blessing doubles, and then you use that for your lost runs. alright, now that actually makes me curious though.
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oh, yeah, i just joined on nick and now it's just searching for a new game for me. oh no. no there's rob what about oh? yeah? set up your custom match give me give me a moment these are not the people i'm looking for okay, all right you try doing the same thing. i just didn't and tell me what you do because it didn't make sense cat cat
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why did that work differently for you? i don't know man. hooray! i also have more speedrunners available to me in your lobby for some reason. he's like, he's resting on top of my arm like he's a freaking gauntlet or something. aww. that's so cute! and then you just punch people and then their limbs break. i'll consider it. alright. alright cat, i need my arm back. i don't know if i like the new moving sounds.
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that was my adorable little cat sound. oh, i like it. a victor, my favorite brian wilson album. wasn't bad. let's play some brawlhalla in mere moments. we're gonna run some ads. thanks for watching so far. be back soon. have you seen festival and resort or are those new? i think we've played both of those. okay. wow. excuse me. mmm. you're not excused. we went to break, though. you're not excused. come on.
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i'm gonna pick that one up. andro bama? wasn't that hard to follow to be honest? andromeda? no, i thought you'd be like rob ama? rob and obama? i don't know. rob, your character is literally a ninja. yeah, yeah. she's moving around everywhere. you're just aware now of hattori's moves. i've been using her for ages. that surprised me. she was very nimble. it seems like she has new moves, frankly. i love moves.
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